#because HE DID

[voidartisan]

i really really need a scene in star wars animation post-o66 where some inquisitor or bounty hunter or whatever has disarmed ahsoka and they're like "i thought someone who trained under the legendary kenobi and skywalker would be better with a lightsaber" and she just says "yeah well master obi-wan also taught me how to do THIS" and kicks them in the face

[urbestestwindgod]

aita for indirectly leading to the deaths of a majority of a mortal’s crew?

so i (30000, gf) am a really cool really fun interesting silly person, so when this mortal (40smth, m) came to me for help going home to his island after ten tears at war and two years at sea, i figured i would make it a game.

now i was pretty clear that this was a game and all he had to do was win for my help. i told him the rules where as follows; just keep the bag closed. he asked the catch and i wasnt just gonna TELL the guy exactly plainly how to win so i cryptically told him to keep his friends close and his enemies closer, told him he never really knew who he could trust—including me, reminded him not to let his crew open it, that he might have to kill some people for this (which i dont see a problem with tbh). finally that the ends always justify the means and that friends become enemies.

so i give him a bag full of the storms and send him back with some of my winions, who then add the challenge of telling his crew that there is treasure inside (which was a lie, hi yea he should of picked up on the liar to liar communication). so i also told him that as the wind god, i give the fire enough to stay burning. im very bored a lot of the time; i wanted to watch this crew fall put of trust with each other for my own enjoyment!!! is that so bad??

so he stays up for nine days straight, i had a great time watching him. and then he finally drifts to sleep like a weak loser and they open it and its a whole oohhh nooo thing, but like, crews fault for believing two small gremlins over their damn captain but whatvr, so then they go to poseidon (brother of my pookie zeus, idn much abt him personally tho) and hes mad abt them blinding his dumb son or smth like that, and he destroys like 11 ships of 50 each (whoops) and now suddenly its MY fault???

well ive been reflecting and my winions and me have been talking and while my friends (zeus, zephyrus, hypnos, etc.) are allll on my side, im just not that sure anymore. so aita?

[hallowxiu]

the fact that luke got lost in asmo's closet, thought he was going to die, hit us with an entire "this is the end for me" monologue, and then found the exit because he wanted simeon's pancakes one last time before dying is so... he is baby.

[transingthoseformers]

Why do you think earthspark Megatron kept his decepticon badge after he defected?

[insanesonofabitch]

[screaming like that chick in that town who just saw the sky fall] DESTIEL IS NOT ONE-SIDED!!! IT HAS ALWAYS BEEN RECIPROCAL!!! AND DEAN REALIZED THIS. AND CAS REALIZED THIS. BUT THEY ALSO REALIZED THAT THEY WERE DOOMED FROM THE VERY START!!!!!! “The ‘don’t do this cas’ is Dean being homopho—SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!

[kuppikahvia]

I stared at these tags for a full minute like "but cha cha cha is his song though??"

[fredhaise]

what if i told you chris hadfield showed up at my work today

[fortheghostsinmycloset]

"Gortash looks like a 40-something who never grew out of their emo phase, Gortash looks like he's never bathed in his life, Gortash looks like Noctis in his midlife crisis" - yeah, AND?? take me to the MCR reunion tour, daddy

[kamomie]

Going on twitter is always a mistake, I gotta stop lmao

[youvebeenlivingfictional]

o did i tell y'all i went out the other night and posted a picture of a coolly lit hallway and some neckbeard from college tried to hit

like ur horny off a laser hallway? here kitty kitty

[hana-uranai]

did i mention when i saw cali gari in january shuuji actually used that walkie talkie as a microphone for cruel act

[catwouthats]

THEY MAKE ME INSANE

Proof below:

Also, I’m fucking crying, I think his arm is like that bc he fell asleep holding the photo.

EDIT: more proof:

[gothamitee]

What will you be tonight? That’s the question

[symphonyofsilence]

Let the poor man rest.

[artkaninchenbau]

A h-heartfelt reunion..?

Bonus

[batbabydamian]

runaway robin

Detective Comics #1031, Robin (2021) Tournament Outfit, Detective Comics #1033