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tyrant this piece was commissioned by the lovely chutaime, who graciously allowed me to sell prints of this! prints | patreon
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I made another fashion Gort. I guess I stumbled into a series by accident.
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Maybe Gortash thought Durge's disappearance was just another elaborate roleplaying scenario and that's why he didn't look for them
#why would he question it. they were always up to freaky shit surely#“kidnapped again? oh no whatever shall I do”#huffing copium#shitposting#durgetash
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🩷💛🩵 Pan Pride 🩷💛🩵
astarion is grumpy because he thought there would be more naked twinks and debauchery based on the complaints in the editorial section of the baldur’s mouth gazette
jaheira and minsc are on the side doing that tiktok “talk valentina!”/“ally!” bit
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:3 ??
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A VACATION HE SAID, IT WILL BE FUN, HE SAID!
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Baldur's Gate 3 meets Hotline Miami
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Durge came to his dearest and nearest to help dealing with his episode. Gortash was happy to give a hand, not for free though.
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I think Gortash's look of perfect imperfection is purposeful and entirely manufactured. He stood in the mirror before his coronation and laced up his shirt correctly, then pulled out a few loops. He ran his hands through his hair (that his barber had so painstakingly coiffed not moments before) until a few strands fell out of place. He worked on artificer projects right before the ceremony and didn't bother cleaning off flecks of work grease. Each facet of his look is part of a cultivated image meant to convey a chic, detached poise that obscures reality: he's considered every little detail, down to the intricate patterns on his arm guards.
#ignoring dev/writer oversights that are probably the actual reason#or maybe his designer pointed at him and said “I just think it's neat”#enver gortash
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mayor enver gortash of baldur's valley
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I just love these so much
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The two mini paintings I did of Gortash and Karlach 🥰 I'm obsessed with the Gort one lol. I need to make a big painting of him too... I have an idea but I'm scared. 😂 Usually I don't wanna do backgrounds and shit but he deserves it!!!! 🤔��💦💦
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Gortash: "And you, honoured guest, will find me in my office above when you return. Do not come empty-handed."
Durge: ~visibly appalled~ Oh, but I will, Gortash. Who are you to say such a thing to the destroyer of death itself? I will come and go as I please. Your supposed partner-in-crime, nearest and dearest, sight for sore eyes? And you aren't falling over yourself to merely lay eyes on me again? Just wait. I'll paint your floors with entrails. I'll fill your bathtub with eyeballs. I'll sneak in your bed at night, when you've just slipped into sleep, and whisper utter depravity in your ears between sips of your blood, siphoned through a straw hewn of your own vessels. I'll...*trails on*
Gortash: *ignoring ten years' worth of red flags thrust upon him yet again and blatant Orin parallels* I did miss this.
#durgetash#enver gortash#shitposting but also really wish I could slap him in-game at this moment and tell him he only wants me for my netherstones
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what a mess.
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The prayer on Gortashs workbench is tragic, but, BUT—Balthazar's note. "Orin was right about her sibling". So, he knew? Beforehand? How many people knew before Orin did what she did?
And what are the odds that Gortash himself knew but chose to do nothing, cuz he knew it was the right thing to get rid of Durge, cuz he knew Durge couldn't succumb to them, cuz he thought they too knew.
What if he knew what Orin had planned, chose to do nothing for whatever arrogant reason, only for his worst nightmare that he never deemed possible to come to life?
What then?
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