#beard!baz

[blackberrysummerblog]

Thanks for the tag @bookish-bogwitch! I scrolled back through umpteen photos of my shelter cats and was pretty excited to find:

Looks like @artsyunderstudy’s beard!Baz is going to have his hands full with @thewholelemon and me 🤣

Tagging @valeffelees and @letraspal because their work were my next two saves!

last fictional character in ur camera roll just adopted u

(Yes I did do this only because I want him to adopt me. Fuck off)

tags: @cryptidwithaninternetconnection @reggie-the-inferi @gingerbreadeel24 @pickupstyx

and whoever the fuck sees this

[rimeswithpurple]

Carry On Countdown

Day 27: Intertwined

Even more bonus art for Infinity in a Teacup with @thewholelemon! Being girl dads, they'd have to learn how to braid hair eventually

Also on AO3!

[elloras]

Ted Lasso: The Signal

[incorrect-green-lantern-quotes]

Green Lanterns respond to "can I copy your homework?"

[scratchybeardsweetmouth]

#i have info what info i lied | Ted Lasso 3x08

[emeryhall]

Thank you to @artsyunderstudy and @monbons for the tags! And thank you to everyone who tagged me on WIP Wednesday.

The forthcoming Chapter 10 of Only Creatures is a beast in so many ways. Here is a mere one of those ways...

(Below the cut for graphic body hair content.)

Once he finishes me off, he proudly sits back on his heels and picks a pubic hair out of his teeth.  “I’ll do something about that,” I mutter, embarrassed.  “What?” He examines the hair stuck to his finger and flicks it away.  I gesture at the nest between my legs.  When Simon cottons on, he looks horrified. “No!”  “Why, in the name of magic, would you not want me to trim, Snow?”  He shakes his head vigorously, curls going every which way. “It’s like a little animal that smells like you, and I can nuzzle it, and you’re all soft and hidden, and then you get hard and emerge from your habitat.”  I stare at him. “You’re disturbed.”  “No, I’m not. You are.”  I can’t argue with that. 

Tags and hellos! @you-remind-me-of-the-babe @cutestkilla @thewholelemon @mooncello @raenestee

@bookish-bogwitch @nightimedreamersworld @larkral @supercutedinosaurs @rimeswithpurple

@shrekgogurt @orange-peony @alexalexinii @best--dress @facewithoutheart

@noblecorgi @ic3-que3n @letraspal @hushed-chorus @aristocratic-otter

@iamamythologicalcreature @roomwithanopenfire @messofthejess @fiend-for-culture

[fanficfanattic]

You know how in the Beard After Hours episode Beard sends The Pub Lads to Richmond’s secret stadium entrance? So they can frolic on the pitch?

It only just occurred to me that this is a direct contrast to Jamie refusing to get James, Denbo, and Bug onto Wembley’s pitch.

PB&J never asked Beard to do that. He just realized that it is something they would treasure. And it is also something they, as genuinely decent people, deserved such a gift.

And I have to imagine that the idea for it came to Beard because of the James et als bullshit.

[cowboybuckleys]

[pushing500]

Baz and Zonovo are hanging out and cloud-watching in the comfiest place they could find: atop one of Eureka's many solar panels. Don't break it, lads!

On a completely unrelated note, I did have to do a double-take when I noticed one of the guests staying with us was named "Afton", and all the tiny bits of FNAF lore I've absorbed since I was in high school came flooding back at once.

I reckon Barghest knows that Wookshys has a secret girlfriend.

Speaking of secret girlfriends, Wookshys spirited Albina away to the edge of the map to hang out where nobody could see them except Big Dipper the thrumbo, who seemed less-than-impressed (but thrumbos always do, so who knows what he was thinking).

Turns out Zonovo is so, so stupid, and I think it's adorable. He's doing his best, I'm sure, and he'll figure it out in the end. Hopefully.

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[aikainkauna]

Yo, guys. This General Gan Shoucheng situation has resulted in two (2) smutty Longest Day in Chang'an fanfics by now. Which is pretty good going.

One is a good old-fashioned PWP with a willing woman, with some kiiinnkyyyy thwackings (although he isn't good with boundaries) wherein

Lin Jiu Lang's bored, beautiful wife seduces the handsome General she's seen pacing around the courtyard aaaand she gets a bit more than she bargained for, because the man really IS a canon sadist, whoops

(I'm sorry, but you can't put lines like that in the mouth of a guy that hot without there being consequences... kiiiiinky consequences)

And the other is, yes. THAT WORST CANON NOTP IN THE SHOW THAT NO ONE WANTS TO SEE, that thing we're supposed to fear happening, those two characters you never want to see ending up in a locked room together:

Right Cavalry HQ scene AU wherein General Gan forces Tan Qi to do a dance of the seven veils, after which he gets to have his wicked way with her, and he makes Zhang Xiaojing watch.

Yes. Yes, I went there. In my defense, it remains unrequited because only Gan ships it, but he made me write it nevertheless. If you like really evil hot non-con, then... well. That's what this bad boy ordered and that's what he got.

So, JSYK. I am going to hell, but that's my stop. That's where I get off at.

[ewansbeard]

[shitpostblogwahoo]

choosing to believe everything after and including the scene of jamie and his dad was ted dreaming. no beard and jane wedding. no none information on what teds living situation is like. the real final minutes were ted coming to visit the team when they win the champions in the next year trust me

[rimeswithpurple]

Good morning! Thank you to @monbons, @drowninginships & @blackberrysummerblog for the tags and everyone who’s been tagging me these last few weeks! I’ve been meaning to post, I have so many pictures on my phone of my WIPs in various stages, but I’m drowning in so many projects that I haven't had time to post. And I haven’t even started on Halloween costumes 😩

Since it's Sketch Sunday, I'll share a little bit of my CORB and COTTA illustrations. Finding time to draw has been hard to come by, my hands only seem to want to knit right now and I've been too tired to draw by the time the kids are in bed.

I'll hopefully get my act together to share my other WIPs on Wednesday!

Tags and hellos below!

@talentpiper11 @messofthejess @valeffelees @artsyunderstudy @you-remind-me-of-the-babe @youarenevertooold @bookish-bogwitch @facewithoutheart @thewholelemon @larkral @run-for-chamo-miles @roomwithanopenfire @fiend-for-culture @cosmicalart @mooncello @that-disabled-princess @cutestkilla @noblecorgi @iamamythologicalcreature @best--dress @emeryhall @ileadacharmedlife @supercutedinosaurs @whatevertheweather @rbkzz @ebbpettier @cccloudsss @theimpossibledemon @katatsumuli @thehoneyedhufflepuff @theearlgreymage @theotherhufflepuff @onepintobean @orange-peony @hushed-chorus @fatalfangirl @ic3-que3n @bazzybelle @palimpsessed @martsonmars @aristocratic-otter @shrekgogurt @alexalexinii @prettygoododds @ivelovedhimthroughworse @raenestee @skeedelvee

[elloras]

Ted Lasso: Beard After Hours

[becoach-a]

btw if you do like the bare minimum for beard, he'd be shocked! thanks <3

[carryonsimoncarryonbaz]

Love them 💚

Happy October everyone 🍂✨🍁