#be normal for two seconds please.
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i've read quite a few fics about jamie and malcolm that focus on jamie growing up in motherwell or glasgow and the way it's depicted bothers me so much as someone who grew up in the working class council estates in lanarkshire and edinburgh. some of the fics i've read genuinely treat jamie's home like it's a slum. they make it seem grimy and ugly and unsafe and horrible. as if that's why jamie wants to leave his home, and not because of more realistic issues like his home life or family or a desire to go somewhere bigger / different. 'deprived' areas aren't horrible scary shiteholes where everyone is just waiting for the chance to escape. i'm tired of middle class people looking at places that look like my childhood home and thinking up images of crime and destitution and hopelessness. places that look like jamie's home are the same as the places that hold some of the best memories i have of my entire life. i see a scottish council estate and see some of the most precious people and experiences i've ever known because guess what. it's just a place. it's someone's home. not because they're trapped there and they don't have a choice so they're forced to 'make the most of it'. it's just home. you don't have to understand it or like it or want to live there yourself, but at least try and be normal about areas that don't look like your middle class view of the world
#it reminds me of high school when this posh kid asked if i was scared to walk home because of where i lived#scared of fucking what ??? my neighbours ??? the dudes who sat in the skate park playing gangnam style on a bluetooth speaker ???#be normal for two seconds please.#it's sometimes not even about the fact that those places are Home to some people. it's also just that they're normal places ???#maybe not to you because your parents work jobs that you can't explain in a single sentence and you can afford walkers crisps#but to normal people. that's just A Place#and listen i get it. poverty is real and it sucks. it's obviously a problem in most of these places#but in my case it was just how life was. it wasn't all doom and gloom and suffering and wishing it was different#that's just how life was. i still had good memories and nice people around me#as a kid i didn't think about what i lacked because i'd been born without it. i LIKED my house and my neighbourhood#sorry for enjoying living somewhere you clearly think is some orwellian nightmare for some reason
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I've seen people say that Rose (Tyler) is haunting the Doctor's narrative, but they haven't really considered that you never truly get over your Scottish highlander boyfriend and the daughter you guys adopted getting their memories wiped by your own people and having to live with that guilt, which causes you to become more distant to and dismissive of your companions because you can't have the people you love be taken from you again because of your own actions.
You don't want to lose them, but you have to, because that means it's your choice, and leaving someone is a whole lot easier than them leaving you.
#jamie mccrimmon#second doctor#doctor who#dw#twojamie#two x jamie#how the fuck am i meant to cope normally#i am experiencing such violent twojamie brainrot#please send help#zoe heriot#an icon#i love this trio with all my heart#i really love this show#and i have lots of thoughts about it#if you couldn't tell#i am completely normal about this show
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He deserves a little evil as a treat :)
Anyway thank you for 500 subs!!! That's insane to me still
#dndads#dungeons and daddies#normal oak#link li wilson#hermie the unworthy#taylor swift dndads#scary marlowe#scary marlow#my art#evil normal au#the og creator of this evil normal design please message me or comment here cause i dont remember who you are :(#this was fun to create tho#you can see my art progress cause escpecially the last page is from two months ago and the second one is very recent
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[fanvid] Snowfall - Genghis Khan
I know there's no form / And no labels to put on To this thing we keep / And dip into when we need
#third time lucky? (if the previous two attempts work now I stg...)#this came to me in a vision while I was waiting for a file to upload at work#so I guess it's only fair for it to be plagued by upload issues#snowfall#冰雪谣#this is only my second fanvid after the 又是这个梅长苏 one so uh. please be nice#anyway. they're! so! normal! about each other! I cannot stress enough how normal they are!!
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damn if this show doesnt hit every time
#dan and his parents......... yeah give that man an emmy#please him having a potato turtle#night court people i dont see you talking enough abt the fact that he apparently did nude modeling for an art class. classic dan moment#but oh man the next episode too.....#we're not even through the second season and they keep making this guy (harry) have to deal with someone with a gun#i said it before why are we giving this boy mash-level angst#oh yeah james cromwell jumpscare except i didnt recognize it was him until halfway through the episode lmao#the ending?????? of nuts about harry????? come ON . PEOPLE YOURE NOT TELLING ME ENOUGH ABOUT THIS SHOW ITS SO GOOD#i havent even gotten to harry and his sea monkeys oh my goddddddddd#oh my god and him building the house of cards in the dan episode im sorry i forgot how wowie wow this guy is#i said this before a while back abt another guy but dont you ever feel like tackling your particular guy the way hobbes tackles calvin#do you understand.#also i dont think this show is allowed to have two 6'5 slutty guys in suits (i am showing you incredibly normal looking men)#we're so back#night court
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You guys are weird
#mouthwashing yaoi brigade calm down for two seconds#people will literally see a piece of media centred around a woman and will be like how can I make this about men#also please can the fandom be normal about burn victims
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would you guys be interested in venom/the magnus archives crossover fan art
#I wanna draw the guys as avatars#also I think it would be a fun challenge to try to make Venom visibly an avatar of the hunt#because they already look like that#but I have ideas for the others :3#venom#venom comics#venom movies#the magnus archives#I���m going to elaborate in the tags because I can#so Eddie is 100% an avatar of the corruption#and is also the type of guy who willingly became an avatar#he’s so deranged he would be enthralled by the wasp nest in his attic#he would be a victim of the lonely though#like especially comics!Eddie#because his bond with the symbiote is so deep that like. being singular sends him into a depressive spiral#flash is an avatar of the slaughter#but he’s not deranged like Eddie his was more of a result of his situation#like being a bully and then joining the military#very slaughter coded#and yes he’s made up for the bullying so I’m not sure how that would play in?? but he still does have some anger issues#he’s a victim of the web#like one the alcoholism is classic web#and two being manipulated. like the whole agent venom arc where he was essentially being blackmailed by jack olantern#venom is a manifestation of the corruption#an avatar of the hunt#and probably also a victim of the lonely#like I think the idea of being alone as a being who’s whole purpose is to bond and connect with a host would be devastating#recently I think they could probably also be a victim of the desolation given that everyone important to them keeps fucking dying lmao#I’m kinda second guessing myself with flash because he’s just so damn normal like he doesn’t revel in war but I also want to give him one#do any of my followers know both of these. if so please help me out I’m struggling with flash 😭
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next person tht puts "bbg" n "mike wheeler" in the same sentence in a positive context owes me 10000 fucking dollars. who's up next
#.#mike wheeler#idgaf tell me how wrong I am u guys look stupid as fuck lmao#hes literally Just A Guy can u ppl please be normal for two seconds n stop projecting ur “uwu gender envy” onto a plain ass teen boy
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april x2
#please ask if i need to tag anything#especially w the second pic#my art#my doodles#fan art#fanart#the funky phantom#hanna barbera#april stewart#these two doodles were drawn a day apart and I find that very hilarious#funny enough april is my go-to whenever I’m doing a warmup sketch or something#I just love how simplistic her design is she’s very fun to draw#I am pretty proud of how the second piece turned out#wanted to go for a style outside my typical norm#that and I’ve been very inspired by junji ito’s work lately#love his art style omgg#it’s a new year and I’ve still yet to properly draw mudsy sorry again grandpa#i have drawn him a couple times but they’re very rough sketches and I normally don’t like posting rough sketches rip
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*tries to write avatrice* *writes bealil again*
#literally EVERY TIME#me: hey guys time to have a normal conversation as friends 😄#them: 🤨🤨#challenge impossible#can you two stop being divorced for two seconds please. can you stop feeling a stab of hunger for each other
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I rest my case.
#琅琊榜#this scene is like 30 seconds long but the not-quite-enemies to lovers fic in my mind is 300k#wasn't normal about either of these two to begin with and then this happened out of nowhere???? obsessed.#please tell me there's fic#and if there isn't you have a few weeks probably before I finish the show#neuxue watches lyb
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went outside and exercised normally for the first time since The Incident and i felt fine outside of the expected Hasn't Exercised in several months feelings. against doctor's orders btw but i would rather be dead than forced to spend all my time at home not doing a single thing that could exert me in any way <3
#:)#like it's so funny that they mandated i cannot drive leave the country vigorously exercise or eat snack food maybe ever again for no reason#fully my medical notes read like i'm in the managed decline phase of a terrible chronic illness even though i'm literally chilling#i feel no worse than how i normally do a couple weeks after a rough covid infection like babygirl i have no debilitating symptoms.......#PLUS my kidneys are slowly unfucking themselves anyway like. do i really need this much independence taken away for my own protection......#longterm housebound for a short term Silly Incident??? please be serious for more than two seconds#cranky about this because it's been a month and there's still no diagnosis but they have the room to tell me what i can't do#my appointment a couple days ago was supposed to clear me to do certain things again but they denied it and i've been sulking for days#literally the only thing wrong with me is that my blood tests are saying bad things and some really annoying side effects of my meds#and i can guarantee that me resting and doing nothing is not the reason i'm not in pain or otherwise suffering in any measurable way#even when i was actively in a state of dying in hospital i wasn't in pain like get with it!!!#sometimes if i think about this too hard i end up feeling like a caged animal lmao
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#rant incoming lol#UGHHHHHHH#ALL I WANNA DO IS SIT IN BED AND WRITE MY SILLY LITTLE STORIES#I was sick for two days and catching up on all the work I missed is literally insane and not one person has a normal fucking request for me#and just when I was thinking that I was gonna have such a nice relaxing do-nothing weekend......#my bathroom ceiling starts leaking and I have to call my landlord#and deal with the idiots in the unit above me not knowing what *please stop running the water* means#and there's gonna be a stranger in my house to fix it which is good obviously but still makes me uncomfy#and I just want the whole world to stop please and thank you#ok rant over#I swear I have seen y'alls asks - literally just waiting for my life to slow down for three seconds so I can work on them
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I think Jack Kline & Abigail Hobbs should be besties
#they can bond over their murder families <3#Jack: I’m a hunter :3 || Abigail: :) me too. in a way.#just two very normal friends. so so normal#also because it is hilarious to me to imagine a situation in which Hannibal Lecter has to have the Winchesters (and their plus ones) over#Will is loving it. He enjoys watching gay on gay violence. or inciting it.#Abigail knew this would go badly. she is causing problems On Purpose. Jack is just happy to be here#are they eating people? maybe but that’s not the point.#actually no wait they figure it out and Sam & Dean are like 😨#meanwhile Jack is like :/ so? u were gonna let me eat angels? what’s so different?#castiel (hypocrite) trying to explain why. Lucifer (camp) pointedly asks Hannibal for a recipe.#Hannibal breaks his second wine glass. will is in hysterics. Abigail is so so pleased with herself.#if a fight breaks out she and jack r gonna go to her room and paint each other’s nails#spn#hannibal#jack kline#abigail hobbs
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“For I am he you trust”
#hey don’t trust him#lying bitch#tranen my boy#please be normal for two seconds#fnati#five nights at treasure island
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If I'm not reblogging enough 9/11 memes today, it's because-- and I swear to god this is true-- I am on a flight to New York City and the infight wifi is bad.
#9/11#my girlfriend booked my return flight for today#because she is the funniest person ever#if I die in a second 9/11#soneone please for the love of god#print out that doofenschmirz meme and hang it over my casket#at the funeral#y'all know the one#my two options here are die in the funniest way evwr#or have a normal fight where everything goes quickly#because nobody else wants to fly to nyc today#and either way I am vibing#acornposting
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