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Every living creature on Earth dies alone

Guess who rewatched Donnie Darko and couldn’t stop thinking about Spottedleaf?

Anyways, in this AU the clans are basically cursed by the atrocities they committed in the past, and the fact that they continue to do so just adds on to their misfortune. All of their misgivings are their own fault. When Spottedleaf dies and this information is revealed by the starry cats she’s supposed to look up to, she (understandably) becomes disillusioned with Starclan. Her death was preventable, but for the sake of continuing the shitshow that is the clans, she was abandoned. She died alone.

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Apparently there’s about a day left until YouTube makes itself unusable and loses all of its creators because of the weird AI identification bs that’s happening. Unless not signing in circumvents this, I recommend downloading any of the videos you created to here for safekeeping, in another form of video other than YouTube of course.

I especially recommend this for animators. Your animatics/animations/art will likely be put under the “kid” classification and make anyone who watches them be registered as such because YouTube doesn’t seem to understand the difference between art and children’s media. So if you’ve got any of those, bring them here. Tumblr is safe from the ID bullshit for now, but I’d keep a copy on hand just in case.

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Get ‘em, girls [A single file line of a bajillion ants start heading towards my target]

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Whoops! Accidentally adopted the five antichrist's vessel!

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Make sure Vivziepop never finds out about Sprunki because now I’m pretty sure that anything here on tumblr is next on her list. Hide your Clunkrs, hide your Wendas, hide your Orens

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So I have the vivziepop tag filtered because I am afraid of her and have no interest in her Hotel. So when I saw that Homestuck was trending and saw the filtered tags come up I was real confused and um

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Simple and Green Is the way that you're making me feel tonight It's hard to let it go

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When the way the NPCs calls you affects the way you see yourself

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sniff chair

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Yesterday a kid said to me "excuse me? Your hair looks like beautiful anime hair" which is already amazing and then she said "watch me on your camera when I go down the slide I'm going to do the Peter Griffin death pose when I come out" and she sure did.

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Jokes aside, did Gen 5 actually have an answer to the whole “weather and the changing of seasons working without magic” situation?

I guess it’s really more of a nitpick than anything else, but still, it’s hey another stick on the ever growing pyre of “reasons that G5 doesn’t make sense as a direct continuation of G4”

The only piece of g5 that tried explaining it was the comics. To no surprise, the comics came in clutch. According to them, Cloudsdale was abandoned and the cloud factory was left on autopilot when pegasi couldn't fly anymore. It's the same comic where THIS happens.

Hooray!!! Rainbow Dash died unhappy and incapable of doing what she loved most!!

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🔴can you help me 🇵🇸🍉

This is my home Which was destroyed by the accursed occupation yesterday I'm not sad about the stones I'm sad about the memories I hope this damned war ends 💔💔😔 🍉🇵🇸

vetted by @90-ghost

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I made the mistake of opening TikTok a month ago and saw someone’s shit takes on several she-cats in Warriors so I decided to make this. There’s really something up with Warrior Cats fans on TikTok, I do not know why they are so mean to all these gals. Hating on all the girls so vehemently to the point of mischaracterization whilst praising the mediocre guys instead is not fucking normal. Anyways here’s the og meme I referenced below the cut

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you can tell how much of him is puff in his new harness

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I finally got glasses that work and the world is so freaking beautiful. Why do parking lots exist