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Now why the fuck did I just get a ”your 2024 wrap up 🥰” from one of my apps used fOR PAYING MY FUCKING BILLS?????

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If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading

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Replaying fallen order before I start survivor and currently being very normal every time cal pushes his hair back

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me: I'm going to write a fic to my own entertainment

also me, writing said fic:

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ten minutes in bus stop time is equivalent to about 45 minutes in normal time

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Be careful, Seaweed Brain.

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HE SHOULD BE TUMBLRS SWEETHEART

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THIS IS FINE.

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#there is literally no heterosexual explanation for that lip bite

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just because someone can articulate their point better doesn’t make them right, it makes them articulated. 

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i want a penis but also i would get a boner from a stiff breeze. i would get hard from biting a particularly crisp apple

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mood

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I made this same joke in my head with Sonic but Crash Bandicoot is the superior joke.

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time is moving so fast and being alive on this earth is so scary and im not even in love. whatever. *watches another movie*

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israel banned mosques from playing the adhan

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I'm, above all else, a tangentgirl. always saying shit like "sidenote," "oh also," "by the way,"