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gongyussy · 2 months ago

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good thing from jp twitter this week is queen of old man yaoi michiru sonoo discovering the term old man yaoi

update: somehow it got impossibly more wholesome

quick translation: おかえり: welcome home あ終わった終わった: ahhh, it's over! it's done! コーヒー? お茶?: coffee? tea? コ~ヒ~ ありがと: coffee, thank you~ ネクタイ��ア★★ ネクタイ取るレア★★★★: seeing him with a tie on, rarity level ★★, seeing him take a tie off, rarity level ★★★★ にあうな~: it suits him~

also please do follow: AraigumaSha: sensei's twitter account marureviere: maru, who does such valuable work highlighting bl manga for an international audience

#'this is my old man yaoi masterpiece' <3333 #soooooo cute she is SO excited and pleased about it and so giddily interacting with international fans about it #and marvelling to japanese fans like: did you guys know about this??? old man yaoi \o\ \o/#psttt michiru-sensei you want to do a severance doujinshi soooo bad. please.#meanwhile foul thing from jp twitter this week is the man boasting about how he made deepfake p*rn of his girlfriend's best friend #because he couldn't stop thinking about her #and also he thought he was being such a Good Boyfriend he actually told his girlfriend about it #and he was furious she was furious #he was like women........ i'm doing this for the good of our relationship but women never understand our (men's) sacrifices #you know all those doombait articles about how japan is going to go extinct #maybe that should happen.#anyway. let old man yaoi heal you until then.#michiru sonoo #manga #yaoi #twitter #old man yaoi #queer #gay #long post #lgbt #japan #japanese

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wintersnails · 6 months ago

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House has definitely sent Wilson a dick pic or several but he sends them by email because they are both old men and the titles are things like ‘URGENT: please identify if lung cancer’ or ‘patient biopsy results - respond ASAP’ so that Wilson’s guilt complex makes him feel obligated to open each one just in case someone’s life is actually on the line

#Wilson after staring at a photo of his best friend’s dick for ten minutes: ‘just another day of being the straightest man on the planet :)’#i’m so sorry to people who actually bring thoughtful analysis and insights to the House MD fandom #guysssss this is embarrassing please don’t make this my most popular post #house md

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arrimorr · 2 months ago

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I miss.... homestuck.....so I decided to repost some of the old fanart that I did before I created this acc

#homestuck #I miss Jane and Dirk being best friends....#ALSO...THE SECOND PIC ..#go obscure pairing go #please read Aim of the game on ao3 it changed my brain chemistry #jane crocker #dirk strider #lil hal #caliborn #equius zahhak #gamzee makara #hal strider #halcal #daddroog

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aris-has-a-paracosm · 11 months ago

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Do NOT separate them!

#hermitblr #hermitcraft #skizzleman #impulsesv #I am so immensely pleased with my Skizz design #especially the mullet #I look forward to the day I’ll be able to look at my best friend and say we’ve been each other’s ride or die for 25 years #about 10 more years to go for me for that #Aris Paracosm art

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fappellmoan · 2 years ago

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#already seeing annoying things about my best friend pj bottoms. hear me out. dontttttttt care. where’s fun people #bottoms movie #bottoms 2023 #yellowjackets #jennifer’s body #derry girls #sorry i’m like looking to piss people off be sude #*because i am soooooo tired of listening to people talk about any media #that does not center men. and especially in the ones that do #shut up <3 like please for the love of god #sorry if someone’s done this already

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ahopefulbromantic · 4 months ago

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#please laugh i really tried my best #i found out today about luce and i care her #luce #christianity #st lucy #👀#christblr #jubilee 2025 #“she has friends and even a pet dog”

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unluckedtj · 5 months ago

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“Twist thy head and watch them fall,”

#tgaa #tgaa chronicles #tgaac #art #great ace attorney #the great ace attorney #dgs #dgs2 spoilers #dgs spoilers #dgs fanart #dgs2 #tgaa2 spoilers #tgaa fanart #kazuma asogi #kazuma asougi #serpent kazuma #ok not actually but it’s my target audience #unamusedyams followed me on twt for this i literally screamed #my twt is dgstjars please follow #fanart #karuma #shoutout to my best friend for inspiring me despite having little knowledge of wtf happens in tgaa2 #completely normal #what are you talking about #cw: gore #does this count as gore #he has karuma through his skull idk #congrats to that one person in a discord server that pointed out his tiddies because i ended up working overtime for those #everyone go stare at his massive honkers i drew that MYSELF and im PROUD OF MYSELF FOR DOING ANATOMY WELL!!!!!#ok not super well but decently enough !!!!

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disaster-magician · 4 months ago

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Imagine this takes place at the end of step 2 so they're close enough to joke around with each other lol

(Fake screenshots! These are fan made based on incorrect quotes and not in the game)

#our life 2 #our life now and forever #olnf #olnf qiu #olnf tamarack #our life tamarack #tamarack baumann #our life qiu #qiu lin #our life mc #step 2 #mc annabeth #mc beck #incorrect quotes #fan made #fan edit #i took some liberties with the incorrect quote #i imagine this takes place probably the winter after step 2 and beck is helping them study for midterms #she's happy to help since this is probably the only subject she can confidently tutor in #qiu is likely just taking it for the easy grade since their best friend is fluent while tam is genuinely trying to learn for her future gf #if tam confessed or said anything sweet in spanish that beck didn't teach her she would simply explode with joy #my sweet girl <3 #also if there's any problems with the spanish please lmk i am not at all fluent and will fix it immediately!#and I'm going to headcanon that tama's ribbon is cranberry so my girls can have accessories in each other's hair colors <3 #silly kids in love that don't know it yet <3333

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gomzdrawfr · 5 months ago

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content warning: blood

Loyal to a fault

bonus + other versions:

Bonus:

Alt:

the words on Ghost's body reads:

LOVE (level of violence)

it takes a monster to destroy a monster (poorly cropped i apologize)

Loyal Dog

Vēnor (Latin verb for hunt, chase)

this is something very different to what I usually do I hope yall don't mind....also this was me when I was sharing this with my friends...because priceghost/ghostprice dynamic really gets a grip on me

#im gonna be honest when I first drew this months ago I didnt intend for it to get this bloody #all i wanted was Price holding a leash to Ghost #there's #so much feelings i have for this ship that i cannot articulate #I have a friend on twt their handle is bearcvck and jesus they have the best priceghost fics/drabbles ever #should check it out if you want >:3 they also do ghoap #idk i have my own thoughts with this piece but no matter how I write it it doesn't quite bring out what im trying to say #so if you want I would love to see your interpretation of this piece!#not the best thing i've made bcuz they're both very stiff in terms of posture #learning curve still to do non-chibi rahhhh but im trying and that's what it matters #tumblr pls dont bonk me i've covered Ghost's tatas with words PLEASE #gummmyart #doodle #priceghost #ghostprice #captain john price #simon ghost riley #price x ghost #ghost x price #john price x simon riley #simon riley x john price #call of duty #call of duty modern warfare #cod #cod mw #scheduled

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starkspi · 4 months ago

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From "Unadulterated Loathing" in which Charlie chains these two idiots accidentally together by @otsmosis (who made this comment at the end of the last chapter and inspired me to do whatever this is above)