#be gone for 5-10 minutes
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unpopularly-opinionated · 2 years ago
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“They jerked me around for over 40 minutes, I’ve had enough.”
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deadbaguette · 1 month ago
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I’m not sure if I’ve mentioned it here on tumblr, but I recently started listening to TMA! I’m like a little over a quarter of a way through the 200+ episodes of the podcast and I am THOROUGHLY enjoying it ☺️
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lunamo23 · 9 months ago
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So continuing on the flying fish grian trend I present…
The fish, fishing
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Will he ever get a mending book and be cured of this fishy curse??? Probably not considering Scar somehow got a book before him
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newtness532 · 2 months ago
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its gonna go okay its gonna go okay its gonna go okay its gonna go okay
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chuuphic · 3 months ago
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gonna bring my swimsuit to miss b’s tomorrow so i can sit on their balcony and bake for a bit. my farmers tan is getting a little too crazy
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barkingangelbaby · 8 months ago
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everyone pls clap for me!! I've gone a week without biting my nails!!!! literally the longest I've gone without in the last four years !!!! my fake nails are starting to bend/coming off tho so I gotta change 'em asap before I have the chance to see my real nails lmao (I started gnawing on the fake ones today and was like... whuh oh..)
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125storejuice · 5 months ago
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Okay small rant time !!!!
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arielluva · 5 months ago
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whoooooo is setting off fireworks it is 3 in the morning oh my godddddr
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assignedatbirth · 5 months ago
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someone just stole $350 of weed out of my car, in broad daylight, in the dispensary parking lot
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minglana · 6 months ago
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both my parents voted by mail..... girl what. also thank fuck! going to vote w my dad is a pain in the ass!!!
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battle-subway-ghost · 9 months ago
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△ your least favorite pokemon you have personally right now. heheh.
LITERALLY FUCK YOU???
RIGHT NOW IN THIS MOMENT I'd have to say its Grungle because he fucking bit me even though I am so nice to him.
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blizzardfluffykpop · 1 year ago
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me reading my 11k (almost 12k) fic: aw man- i wonder how this ends- me: remembering i still have to finish it...
i love writing don't get me wrong- but rn i wish to nap- i have not gotten good sleep in a week because of this 😭😭 like worse than usual-
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roboromantic · 2 years ago
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so I can work literally whenever so long as I get stuff done by the dealine, right. but my manager keeps emailing me at ~9am to ask if I can pick up some extra jobs and can I please respond asap and like. sure, I can generally do them but ma'am, you're lucky if I'm up and checking my email by 11am. dont email me at 9 to ask if I can do a job that's due at 10, especially when you KNOW it's gonna take me a half hour to even drive out there
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autism-corner · 1 month ago
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im doing it for them. ig.
#oooh the current lecturer is in the same church managment thingyy as my dadd#which is fine and good and all but. it reminds me of church.#as a kid we went almost every week. i think untill i was at LEAST 10. which is fine.#it was a normal day and i got to see my grandma and great aunt/uncles. being with them on sundays was fun. i did not care for church.#at some point. i got too old for the kiddy club. which is fine. i could sit out an entire church meeting just fine#except my parents didnt think that was enough.#they made me. not older than 12. join like 5 other ADULTS. to talk about the bible and shit.#understandebly. i did not survive.#luckily my dad was waiting for me at my grandmas and could pick me up.#i think i held out for maybe 10 minutes.#and. its so strange looking back.#i am actually tearing up just thinking about how much destress i must have been in.#sillyposting#i know. they probably didnt know what to expect either.#but. little undiagnosed autistic me knew what a bad idea it was. and im glad i got at least proved right.#and i am glad that. my parents didnt make me go again.#they werent FORCEFULL on it to begin with i think. but if your caregiver wants you to do something you cant easily. say no.#anyway im. at least glad neither of my brothers had to do the same.#but it sucks being a scapegoat. thats how it feels at least.#anyway. church =w=bb#idk theres not much more to say about it.#the last memory i have was the funeral of my grandpa.#it was actually the middle of summer so we were all sweating balls.#and i still cant progress grief 'correctly' i think so. pretty uneventfull actually.#much better than my first funeral =w=bb#ok wait. lets not go there..#ooooh something about your parents being gone for a week makes your brain want to relive all your trauma. erm.#i feel like i have to say this every time but theyre fine parents. theyre not abusive.#just undiagnozed illnesses from my side and clashing probably-identical illness from theirs. :)#ok wait lets also not go into mental illness. they also did not handle theirs well imo.
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threnodians · 1 month ago
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there’s a dog boarding at work that just fucking. whined and barked the. entire. three. hours. i worked last night. we desperately need to move him upstairs into the garage so the rest of the fucking dogs can have some fucking peace and quiet, so i’m hoping the day shift today does that... if not, then i guess i am wearing both of my bluetooth earbuds for the entire 4hrs tonight so that i don’t lose my fucking mind.
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ace-with--a-mace · 3 months ago
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i should be allowed to kill people with my bare fucking teeth
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