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Seriously, the amount of times I’ve seen people make Nyx and Hecate seem like sweet little beans…..
One literally scares the fuck out of Zeus, the other is fiercely protective of the marginalized. Do you honestly think the two of them are always love and light???
Witches and pagans stop trying to make every single female spirit and entity into a motherly-pregnancy-girlboss Goddess challenge
#stop it#not everyone is a live laugh love kinda deity#and wicca has seriously warped who Hecate is#she’s been willing to fuck up my enemies for a Klondike bar#be for real fam…..#also I don’t believe in the threefold law so spare me
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Remember how Miss Pauling said she'd spent her whole life to help the administrator....
She didn't even know what she was helping with, but she wanted to be by her side, until she learned how deeply personal and self destructive the whole thing was... and in the end there never was going to be a 'place' set for her :^(
I'm so sorry Flo ���
#tf2#team fortress 2#miss pauling#flo pauling#hell yeah full name time#I know she grieved real bad after all this#well i mean duh that was... a lot#and she was tempted to restart that cycle too#i was sad to not see her at the party at the end of the comic :^(((#that found fam saved all those mercs from the cycle and not seeing P there was harddd#comic seven my beloved#you were not what i expected but i was so glad for you
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It's always funny to me that Jason, Tim, and Damian all have personal beef with Ra's al Ghul and meanwhile, Dick is kinda just like

#dc#dc comics#batman#batfamily#batfam#dick grayson#nightwing#jason todd#red hood#tim drake#red robin#damian wayne#robin#ra's al ghul#okay but also correct me if I'm wrong#but like ra's seems to be at least somewhat involved/obsessed with all of them (even bruce)#except dick he just really doesn't give two shits about (at least compared to the others)#like sure he probably views him as an opponent or hostile or whatever#but there's no real personal connection like there is with the rest of the fam#but again if I'm totally missing something tell me I'm an idiot
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Au where Damian comes to Gotham with the goal of infiltrating and eventually overthrowing Batman instead of inheriting the mantle. Not much changes from canon except for the fact that he views everything that batman owns as his. That's his future cave and his future batmobile. This also includes his robins. After all everyone knows Batman wouldn't really be Batman without them.
Cue a very bewildered Tim being lectured on his eating habits by a righteous Damian who won't let one of his people take shortcuts with their health.
#Damian looking at the manor: its free real estate#he almost writes off red hood but after finding out his identity he switches to trying to lure him yo his side#jason gets the head of a random thug who was bothering him on his doorstep#damian: im gonna be a better batman than batman. I'll sway all his allies to my side and then there'll be no complaints when i take over#everyone else: he's such a sweet kid. sorta prickly but he has a good heart ❤️#damian wayne#batman#batfam#bruce wayne#tim drake#jason todd#they all thinks he's trying so hard to be accepted into the fam when infact he's trying to get to the top
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#well well well... fam how we holding up#black butler#kuroshitsuji#emerald witch#emerald witch arc#5x03#ciel phantomhive#o!ciel phantomhive#r!ciel phantomhive#text post meme#a meme a day keeps the pain away#yeah jk this is keeping jackshit away this weekend is just painful all the way#o!ciel#r!ciel#real!ciel#our!ciel#tw: trauma
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Bruce Wayne had a child that was somehow kidnapped right out of the hospital just hours after being born. He of them ever stopped looking despite how cold the trail had grown.
Years later there is some rouge attack and a civilian child was injured and taken to the hospital. Bruce does a DNA test on the blood found at the scene and concludes that the child is actually his long lost kid.
Dani was planning to sneak out of the hospital the moment the doctors stopped looking at her. Then Bruce Wayne of all people comes in and claims that she is his long lost child. She knows that this is very impossible because she is a clone, but Bruce won't listen to her and she really doesn't want to explain the clone thing to a "normal" stranger.
This does brings up a lot of questions about how Danny ended up living with the Fentons though.
#I think Selina is the best choice for a mom here purely because I think she and Dani would be amazing together#They would get on like a house on fire. Danny is more Bruce's son but Dani? Oh she is very much Selina's daughter. You feel me?#For this plot to work either Danny or Dani needs to be trans because Bruce would notice if his missing kid is a different sex#I have no real preference which but if we make Dani the trans one we can explain why she is so short for her age (puberty blockers)#Damian is gender affirming for Dani by telling her that he is “still the only blood son.” Dani holding back tears “Thanks bro.”#Danny would be older than Damian. But Dani isn't Danny and thus isn't as old as Bruce thinks she is. She and Damian are the same age (kinda#BUT she is oh so willing to lie and accept this fake age PURELY so she can be “older” than Damian. which pisses him off#when the truth comes out he absolutely abuses the fact that he is actually the older one to be a little shit#Dani keeps trying to run away but even with her powers she somehow keeps getting caught and dragged back#The bats are trying so hard to figure out where Dani has been all this time but she refuses to give straight answers#How DID Danny end up with the Fentons? IDK but I think the LOA is involved somehow#How does Danny feel about this realization? I am not sure about that either. I think at first he wants not part in a rich guy's life#Maybe he changes his mind later. It depends on how good you want the fentons to be as parents i guess#bruce wayne#batman#batfam#danny phantom#dc comics#dc x dp#dc x dp crossover#dc#dpxdc#dp x dc crossover#dp x dc prompt#dp x dc au#dp#dani phantom#my post#dose this one exist yet? There are so many bio kind Danny fics but not enough with Dani interacting with the bat fam
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@babyblankyerror, well I went a bit overboard with this….I REGRET NOTHING lol
Love this murderous puppy
#stanley pines#mullet stan#hitman stan#gravity falls#ford pines#god I love this au#also I think this would be my first real attempt at a comic#so definitely turned out pretty good#he’s just a little guy#who may murder#but he’s doing it for his fam!!
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Just noticed something I thought was very interesting:
Victim depicts the Cursor as being giant in comparison to himself
When in reality this just wasn't true.
Victim's fear and trauma has caused him to re-imagine the Cursor into a much bigger monster than it ever was, something huge and horrible and capable of crushing him like a bug. A scale and strength fitting of how terrifying Victim considers it to be.
As opposed to the little thing barely bigger than his own head.
Except, those drawings look a little familiar...
This is literally Victim's worst nightmares made real.
Something tells me things aren't going to go very well, if the Cursor does end up being summoned into Rocket Corp...
#Maybe it's a good thing Victim never went far enough back in Chosen's memory to see Dark just getting absolutely bodied by Alan#Fam prolly would've started to have a panic attack right there in the Box#I think Victim would be confused if he saw the real Cursor again#After so long of building it up into such a giant beast#“Why is it so small? ...was it always that small...? No no it couldn't have been.....it always...seemed so much larger...”#I wonder how Chosen sees the Cursor...#Also Sidenote: I love when Dark first sees the Cursor in showdown: bro looks SO CONFUSED#Like “How the fuck is THAT here?!”#And then he gets his first taste of Alan's abuse two seconds later bc Alan does NOT hesitate lmao#Dark in between getting slammed onto the cliff: “Oh I fucked upppp”#animator vs animation#ava#alan becker#ava11#ava victim
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i am so obsessed with the fact that out of everyone, runaan is the one who is so fucking Done
i can literally hear him thinking "yeah i've gathered. the walls in this house are only so thick."
#all the reactions here are awesome#callum's about to kill himself#ethari thinks this is the funniest thing in the entire world and he is correct#and rayla's like “ok slow your roll there i thought we agreed on 6 now you're just being crazy”#god i can't believe this is a real scene#i am so blessed#tdp spoilers#tdp s7#sticky fingers#rayllum#moon fam#runaan#tdp runaan#tdp#the dragon prince#continuethesaga#giveusthesaga#i will not shut up about this you know these two have been going at it like rabbits and runaan and ethari absolutely know#i have no patience when will the fics start coming out please y'all i beg of you
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3am au
Did I ever mention that I came up with the idea that Xiaoxing was insecure of Wukong’s and MK’s relationship because I wrote a moment in the season 3 finale were after possessed Wukong beats up Macaque (mamacaque nooooo), Xiaoxing who was helping MK get the staff out by keeping LBD away from them, now had to turn around and try and keep Wukong away from them, which leads to a physical fight and Xiaoxing getting hurt and when mans was about to curbstomp the little guy Macaque got in the way, which before that derails even further MK is getting Wukong’s attention which just basically leads to everything that happens in canon.
In other words, the fam got stomped and MK helped unpossess Wukong by talk-no-jutsu somehow AND didn’t get hurt so ummmmm W?
#lmk#3am au#shadowpeach#lmk sun wukong#lmk macaque#3am xiaoxing#I am a menace when I’m actually trying#how will the fam get back from this#macaque’s trauma pulling up real quick#and oh oh Xiaoxing might need therapy now oopsies my bad
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I think what needs to be talked about more about Midoriya is how adept he is. Like, he'll observe and apply and it's nearly effortless for him. And sometimes to great comedic effect!
I'm catching up with the TUM and got to chapter 36. Spoilers for anyone who hasn't read the manga. Summary!
So, Camie (who know Miss Glam Queen) she has been training her quirk and asked Todoroki for help through group chat. She's training her quirk and needs descriptions so she can conjure up illusions. Of course, given it's Camie, Todoroki is happy to help but doesn't understand how she talks/messages.
Midoriya takes over and within seconds he figures out just talk how she does. Here's the thing though. He picks up how she talks and easily there's back and forth between them because Midoriya understands and correctly texts back to her.
Because he likes learning about quirks, as expected he gets invested.
Not only that, by the end, he was so influenced he started talking like her! THIS CHAPTER WAS TOO FREAKING FUNNY!! ꉂ(≧▽≦)









#camie speaks ... no one understands... midoriya: hold my notebook fam#oh they would be besties for real I'm telling you#if no one gets camie midoriya gets camie#honestly i feel like she too would be able to understand his muttering#i need more interactions with them#just kiya's thoughts#bnha#mha#boku no hero academia#my hero academia#bnha team up missions#mha team up missions#bnha tum#mha tum#midoriya izuku#izuku midoriya#deku#camie utsushimi#utsushimi camie
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"Thank you for your hard work" illustration from My Hero Academia animator Anna Yamaguchi.
#bnha#bnha official#league of villains#lov#lov fam#tomura shigaraki#shigaraki#dabi#himiko toga#toga#spinner#twice#mr compress#FOUND FAMILY FOR REAL
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Hey girl which Robin you autistic about
#HELPWGSGAGATS#the robins#batfam#dick grayson#jason todd#tim drake#stephanie brown#duke thomas#damian wayne#maps mizoguchi#jarro dc#matt mcginnis#helena wayne#romani dick grayson#afrolatino jason supremacy#cherokee tim drake#blasian stephanie brown#arab damian wayne#chinese damian wayne#blasian mcginnis fam#anti batcest#trans 4 trans and autistic 4 autistic found family realness#autistic girl summer#💌#summerposting#every robin is my robin
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bobby: excuse me, sorry to disturb you but i've lost my children, is it okay if i use the tannoy to ask them to meet me at the front?
cashier: oh! yes of course, here you go
bobby: thank you
bobby: *leans in close* this is bobby nash, and i have one thing to say to my children.. goodbye you little shits
cashier: *snorts*
bobby: *walks out of the shop with the shopping*
hen, chimney, eddie, buck and tommy: *runs after him*
cashier: those were fully grown adults.. you know what i don't get paid enough for this
#911 abc#911 evan buckley#911 buck#911 show#911 incorrect quotes#911 spoilers#911 tommy kinard#tommy kinard#911 tommy#bi buck is real#911 hen wilson#911 eddie diaz#911 howard han#911 hen#911 chimney#911 bobby nash#911 bobby#911 family#911 fire fam#911 118#118 fam#bobby nash is the 118's father figure
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It's way funnier to me to imagine that Geralt is the one who desperately wants Dandelion to winter at Kaer Morhen with him but Dandelion keeps saying no on the simple grounds that it's too fucking cold and do you want me to die Geralt? Do you want me to get hypothermia and fucking die?
And Geralt's like "please I am begging on my knees I will cuddle you every night to keep you warm I just need to prove you actually exist"
#the witcher books#dandelion#geralt of rivia#gerlion#you know those romcom plots that are like 'I told my fam I have a bf and now they want to meet him so pls pretend to date me'?#this is like that except the reverse#geralt tells his fam he has a bestie who's a bard that cuddles with him at night and they all just#don't believe him bc it sounds so ridiculous#'it's okay to say you're just lonely geralt you don't need to Invent A Guy to convince us you're not'#'I DIDN'T INVENT A GUY HE'S REAL I PROMISE STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE I'M A PATHETIC WET DOG'
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new byler gate alert!!!!!
(miniongate master post)
tw: i’ve got super bad grammar pls ignore it
may i introduce to u..! MINIONGATE!!!!!! the theory that ive just invented that mike wheeler and will byers are actually the henchmen of the so loved gru from the despicable me franchise!!! why do i think this? well, well, well, let me tell u!
first of all, their colors.


wowza!!! blue and yellow!!!! also for the fake minions fans, in minions the rise of gru our beloved kevin, bob and stuart fly to california (the west). blue and yellow meted in the west! whoopie!!!!!!!!!!
ok ok sooo second, minions r actually supa gay����gear me out!!!! there’s actually so many scenes where there are minions kissing or showing affection to each other (it’s very heart warming tbh) ei:




awwww🥺
anywho. third! so there’s this:

the minions r only stupid boys!!! mike and will believe it or not r boys also they’re stupid. visual aide⬇️⬇️⬇️

so, we’ve gone over why i think mike and will are minions. ‘now how does this relate to them smooching in the next season???’ u might be asking. well, i’m glad u asked!
alright, picture this. it’s the finale, right? everyone’s fighting whatever big bad there is, and will is being vecnaed (vecnaned? vecnaeded? vecneed???) or something. mike is by his side trying to break him out of the trance yk. vecna’s giving will all them horrible sad memories and wills like, “wa wah😭😭ily mike😭waaa i’m gay😢”. but then!!!! vecna shows will a memory that he doesn’t memeber, and will’s all confused. the memory is a minion with a bowlcut looking at a cute minion, and vecna does his scary voice over and he’s like, “mwaha😈😈😈hey bowlcut, do u ember this? heh”. and will’s like “who the flip re these minions???” vecna countinues his spooky voiceover “hah lmao stupid gay boy can’t even rember anything🤣ugh dumbo, this is when u lived with gru and michealminion😈” and then will stared remebeiing EVERYTHING!!! he membered when he was a minion and he kissed mikeminion🫢and when he helped steal the moon and doctor nefario died💔and all his other minion memories. AND THEN HE STARTED SHIMMERING😯😯😯and mike was like “erm what the sigma” so will did one of those magical girl transformations
this except it’s will byers turning into a minion. so now will is a minion, and mike is like “will why ru a minion🧐” and will catches him up on all the minion lore! and mike transforms into a minion as well. and theyre like woohoo we’re minions now, then they rember that vecans still being spooky. so they go in upside down using their minion powers. so they show up and r like “haha vecna henry 1 ur sooo ugly and stinky we dont like u😡” then mike and will use their epic gay minion powers and vecna dies🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🥳🥳🥳🥳🤩🤩🥳🥳🤩yippee! and now vecna is dead for ever! so u know what that means😏then byler gyat freaky🙁but not supa freaky they just kissed bcuz theyre 14-15 and some ppl needa get a grip🤗🤗also chappell roan started playing🫢and everything thing was right in the world cuz byler is canon!!!!!
anyways!!! thanks for reading!!!!!! let me know any of ur thoughts, theories, opinions on miniongate!!!! peace out

(⬆️art by @cmnzoq )
#i think i smoked to much weed fam😅#miniongate#byler#chappell roan briefly mentioned#byler endgame#byler theory#byler tumblr#byler is real#byler brainrot#gay#mike wheeler is a boykisser#gay mike wheeler#why they so gay#minion#despicable me#churchgate#byler kiss#silly#byler canon#byler is endgame#miwi#poo poo pee pee#freaky#ah 👅#💛💙#byler analysis#byler s5#stranger things#st5 theory#st5 spoilers
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