#be a bitch

[garykingz]

Charles rn:

[coffeexxcigarettes]

Nature vs ..

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Forgive me, mother.

It was not your intent

To raise weak blood,

I raised you to be stronger than this..

To have a daughter who fawns,

Foolishly revealing her heart-

You have to do better.

I was the one who had to survive,

The reminder of this keeps my head up.

It keeps my glare sharp.

The tonality of your voice,

Do not marry for love..

It haunts me.

And yet, you should see his smile.

You should see his smile.

x

[scurrile-histrion]

"I'm trying so hard to be a good person" well good for you. I'm trying so hard to be a bitch. It's a lifelong dedication yknow

[verymuch777]

be a bitch! be a slut! summer! girl summer!

[belzorahollow3]

I used to work for a rich man who used to give out free money like he was giving away candy to former employees left and right whenever they had a sob story to tell.

This is the same man that fired me the day before my wedding.

I sometimes wonder why I haven’t tried to take advantage of the fact reflected in paragraph 1 of this post.

[letthehatersbark]

The funniest one star review of Wicked I've seen so far

[unosbf-notthecardgame]

While i am a dog, i am also a bitch. Do whatever you want as long as you don't hurt the ones who dont deserve it <3

crazy thang is whenever someone makes a post talkng about how xyz thing annoys them someone will always go 'oh so we're not even allowed to do [thing] anymore??' like no you literally can. that person just will not like you. if that is enough to stop you then its not that youre not allowed its that you are not capable of existing outside of the approval of others

[vonlipvig]

WE NEED TO KILL HIM

[awittylemon]

kabru is so fucking funny. he’s out here playing 15 dimensional manipulation mind chess with a guy whose hobby is barking like a dog

[munohlow]

[purpleminte]

God sending his silliest soldier:

[thinkingabout-girls]

90k note oli theorionsound

[jugganautism]

someone on twitter proposed the idea of bill wearing long gloves/socks and i had to manifest it into reality

(tweet in question)

[that-sea-sponge]

Your honor, I see no lies here.

[woetoy]

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