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since i am TIRED i’ll quickly show you the murder lesbians and quickly try to speedrun their lore hehe
So this is Janette Biswar!! (art by my amazing mutual @iersei since this is my fav drawing of her so farrr) and she’s an unwilling church/cult leader (and lesbian)! She tries to undo the damage her mum did with the cult and tries to dismantle the cult as a whole but then Adele Beckett shows up and fucks up her plan!!
(ART ALSO DONE BY IERSEI!!! they drew both of them so uhh mutual art be upon ye!!) Speaking of the devil, Adele Beckett! She’s technically a cop (acab) and someone with a lot of internalised queerphobia (transphobia- her husband and son are trans, arophobia- janette is aro-spec) and does not take janette seriously uhhh and then the plot happens lmao
(then they try to kill eachother a couple of times, janette gets resurrected, adele cheats on her husband with janette uhh yeah there’s more i could go into but i don’t want to dump that all on you!)
I am very normal about them. <-says a guy who is LYING (also go to sleep/nf/silly)
WOAHHHHHHHH
oh thats so cool. AND THEYRE SO PRETTY !!! (veryy pretty art, kudos yo that mutual of yours). i love them actually. this is fascinating....
so weird enemies to lovers murder lesbians cult thing... thats amazing and beautiful. this is SOOO cool.
also, resurrected ?? woah ?? damn..
agh i dont have many structured thoughts. THIS IS JUST SO VERY VERY COOL
i am very very much lsitening if you want to talk abt them more... ever shfjdj
thanks for telling me abt the.... they will live in my mind now /silly
(also i will go to sleep !! soon !! (: )
#asks#aaa i love ppls ocs sooo much theyre sooo much more fun than popular published stuff#bcs its UNFILTERED#AND SO COOL#eats the murder lesbians /pos#nom#theyre gone now#sorry#ahdbjfjsjfkdks#murder lesbians
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I love merlin as dragoon he just gets to be a bitch to everyone and you can tell he enjoys it
like yeah he's a really serious sorcerer or whatever but he's also a little bitch and you've gotta respect him for that
#his little rants to people are so complaints hes wanted to make for years its so funny#hes just unfiltered merlin#and he gets to use magic a lot which is very nice to see bc its litterally what hes made of and its sad he doesnt get to use it more#bbc merlin#merlin rewatch#merlin#merlin emrys#emrys
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Childhood Antecedents of Multiple Personality - Richard P. Kluft
Q.10 Have you ever gotten angry at other people? I don't think I've gotten angry before. Isn't it kind of disgraceful to get angry?
#milgram#mikoto milgram#Mikoto#mikoto posting#im pretty sure i actually read a lot of this book awhile back but. well. the dissociation do be dissociating bc i dont remember 95% of it#BUT! i DO remember this one specific excerpt!!!! i remember thsi very well#and i remember when i first saw this interro answer i was immediately reminded of this excerpt#but i couldnt remember Where i had seen it so i thought maybe i was just going crazy or something and had made it up--#BUT I FINALLY FOUND IT#''however she had two alternates--'' TRIKOTO CONFIRMED!!??! 😱🤯 /j#tbh mikoto is kinda funny bc he seems fake as shit (and i mean. ig technically he is) and ppl clown on him for it#but in reality he just has DID and doesn't even know hes being fake 😭#its really funny bc its very relatable#mikoto: ive never really gotten angry i dont think :0#john beating up someone behind him with a bat in pure unfiltered rage: so true mikoto youre perfect sweetie
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From the darkness, there is light.
#my art#art#digital art#sketch#concept art#bg3#bg3 shadowheart#baldur’s gate shadowheart#shadowheart bg3#shadowheart#bg3 fanart#bg3 art#baldur’s gate 3#baldur’s gate 3 fanart#baldur’s gate iii#baldurs gate fanart#baldur's gate 3#baldur's gate iii#artists on tumblr#GOD WHY DID IT END UP SO SUCKY#THE BORDER WAS GOOD AND THAT WAS IT#gonna make a trans parent png of the border for others to use bcs i think its cool#begging people to zoom in on this and at the same time NOT zoom in on this UNFILTERED PIECE OF GARBAGE#CRAP#ARGHOPJWRHIBLUGHFQRIU#why is it bad and why did i hold off on everything else for it#FUCKIGN SHIT#Ehe its fine nobody reads the tags i can put this here#TRASH TRASH TRASH QHWFIUHQIOW’#IM SORRY MY QUEEN
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new episode came out draw ellis (this instruction is beamed into my head)
#im obsessed with. him in pink for some reason#it’s bc he’s just a pretty pretty princess in actuality#dudeee i love his laugh so much… its so loud and unfiltered and i love how happy he sounds everytime#it’s happened in both episodes he’s in so far and i hope it doesn’t stop#hes like a puppy barking at a group of ducks walking in the grass on a walk. ok stopping now#adventure time#fionna and cake#ellis p#lumpy space prince#odieart
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"more people should be weird with their OCs!"
>has a weird fixation on OC voiceclaims and learned video editing for these just so I could share with people how my kids would sound like (prob less than 2 people have actually seen them lmao)
>fake merch parodies with OCs, as if they're an actual IP releasing real products
>made gacha cards parodies for halloween 2021
>dedicated fuckass website that existed since 2011. which is older than my own toyhouse acc. I was 13 when this site was made for the record
uh. i feel like this barely scratches the surface of things I've done or let alone PLANNED but.... hiiii
#kogami's diary#i spew names most people don't recognize#I CANT HELP IT WHEN IM FANDOMLESS I TREAT MY OCS AS IF THEYRE ONE#theres some more in the works but. they're gonna take a while and idek if I have any audience for those but (sniff)#im not joking around when i said i have my ocs for THAT long and would do stupid shit for them lmao#also dont look up that website bc its extremely outdated and has TONS of unfiltered spoilers aughh
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pleaaase?
#the quarry#jacob custos#blood#i think its a crime that i put so many filters on it just so it would match the actual scene#heres an unfiltered version#just for you. bc i love you.#wip
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'surely the tap water isn't as bad as i remember it being here, and i should drink it to save money and say hydrated...'
10 POINTS OF DAMAGE PER SIP
#i've encountered a mental block about the filter pitcher bc it needs handwashed and i don't know if i should toss the filter or not#i only used it a bit before i gave up and took it out of the fridge bc i would like be unable to make myself drink it#but now its been sitting on the counter for 3 months and i don't know if its full of microbes or what#and also i'm sick so be niceys to me :(#but trying to gulp down lukewarm unfiltered tap water as quickly as i can so i dont get a nosebleed from decongestants is. hell world.#why it taste so baaaaaaaaaaad it's SO bad#it tastes worse than the tap water from my last job that i narrowed down to probably being the reason i was always a little sick
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I am so good with words but also so bad with words. Like my brain thinks in wordless concepts and meanings and feelings and senses of spatial blobs/forms/existences that correlate to and embody the prior things, and that all has to be translated into words.
and on one hand, it lets me make connections and associations that a lot of people wouldn't make, bc the connections and associations are through pattern and feeling and abstract sense/meaning rather than words and "concrete" definitions. And it also leads to what i think is an interesting nontraditional way of speaking/explaining/conveying stuff bc a lot of times, mixing registers and sentence structures and blurring definitions just conveys what I'm thinking Better, so its what ill gravitate towards. And while it can lead to sounding Too Formal in some situations and Too Informal in others, I do like it and think it's neat.
But on the other hand, translating thoughts into words in a way that's understood and that actually accurately depicts the source thought(s) takes so much fuckin time and effort and just makes my brain lock up a lot, esp when it's not just simple casual conversation stuff.
Language is a puzzle I can be very good at but it's still a fuckign puzzle
#seething with jealousy at mine and a friends ocs who can just beam unfiltered wordless thoughts into other peoples heads and be understood#i have extended time on the gre so i have 45 min instead of 30 min to write a fucking essay#and its still not enough bc my response is a single blob of wordless thought that encompasses the whole thing#and it takes so much fuckin time and energy to shape that into words that actually express everything#hate hate bite kill maim injure rip tear shred
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polaris's real tragic backstory is that on her first ever official team mission the group splits up and shes forced to be a 3rd wheel to a deeply personal argument between 2 dudes shes known for like a couple days
#on top of being incredibly awkward its proving her issues with building bonds right LOL#but dont worry it works out#actually the fact that it works out despite everything is proving her wrong at the end#meanwhile bella and mira are just like well good luck with that we're going that way 👉#theyve heard this song before LOL#sorryyy im having many oc thoughts rn. gotta get them all out#finn's ocs#i wanna post my unfiltered oc thoughts more often as if its a story people beyond me are familiar with lol#esp bc i dont want my oc tag to be sooo dry until i finish different sets that take me ages!#speaking of im starting the jock set soon yay
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it is 5 am and still gotta draw like?? 15 more cats in yoga positions for this final- college is a lie :')
#I also drew kun/kida in beast position just bc it's the funniest fucking thing ever-#censoring his name bc it does not need to show up in tags DKJHFKJF#10k likes and ill post it /jk#BUT every fucking time we had to do beast pose I'd always laugh I can't take that word seriously#y'all know that one cursed animation video that is justy#“IIIIIIIIIIII - am the beast that [verbs] the [object]” LMAO#the word beast is now permanently ruined bc of that#yoga instructor would be like: “now from table top lift ur heels...now its beast :)” AND I WOULD DIE EVRYT IME#it's not even funny I am just that mature :flex:#the pose itself is Not Even that silly just the way just v subtly go to it from table top is hilarious#makes me feel like I need to start sprinting around on all fours and hunt a deer or something#GUYS I AM GOINGS BONKERS IN THE YONKERS#It's been 3 (three) days and I have YET to finish that one Kuni drawing pls :headinhands:#kite's unfiltered brainthoughts
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Can I be honest with y'all real quick?
This is fucking horrifying. Who failed this person? I wonder where they're from bc that missing information could LITERALLY save their life.
#basic cooking should be taught in school#and so should basic survival#and its all basic safety shit#and im not talking about potential doomsday bullshit#bc at any point someone could end up in a freak disaster where they would need at least some basic survival knowledge#and number one is WATER... gotta know how to get safe water!#and then the shelter and then the food#im glad someone told this person that stagnant water is the most deadly (unfiltered water is bad too but like*#*moving water is safer than stagnant water but you really should know how to sanitize water)#to be fair#as an american#I wasn't taught ANY basic living skills. and I know that parents NEED to assist in the learning of skills but like#idk
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friendly reminder that anyone can cosplay/rp any character without having to "copy" anyone LMAO
It's like me saying someone copying me just bc they decided to write a fic about a character.
No one one owns the character besides the writer themselves
#its like someone cosplaying yelena belova and suddenly someone does the same#ITS NOT COPYING JUST BC THEY DRESS UP AS A CHARACTER!!!#some of y'all obviously haven't been in a fandom that cosplays the same character with diff people wearing wigs and eye contacts LMFAO#try joining a marvel fandom or something#i woke up at midnight and chose violence tonight by finally saying this#bc who gives a flying fuck about me or anything anyway#so imma say shit unfiltered#y'all can argue with a wall
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pairing: toji fushiguro x f!reader summary: toji being a grinch lmao, grumpy x sunshine again, fluff, bickering rheya’s note: man i bet toji pretends to hate decorating for christmas but does it anyway bc he can’t say no to you! UGH he makes me !! i couldn’t stop thinking about bf!toji so here’s this silly little drabble. merry christmas everyone <33
“you serious?”
“yup.”
toji crosses his arms with a scowl, and you mirror his stance with narrowed eyes.
“it’s stupid,” he grunts, reaching out to gently push his palm against your forehead—which earns him a dramatic groan.
“it is not.” you grab his bicep and he lets you drag him over to the tree you’ve set up in the living room. “don’t be an ass.”
he sighs as you place a floppy santa hat on his head and beam at his disgruntled expression. there’s an identical one on you—sliding off your head in all your excitement, and toji has to stop himself from fixing it for you.
you crouch down and throw open a few storage boxes before gesturing somewhat emphatically. “get to work!”
he grumbles, shaking his head even as he goes to pick up a few ornaments. “you’re ridiculous.”
“not very christmas-y of you, toji,” you comment, standing on your toes to hook an ornament. he snorts, eyeing the glitter sticking to his fingertips.
“oh no—i’m the spitting image of joy, can’t you tell?” he replies sarcastically, though his shoulders relax a little as he hears your unfiltered laughter.
toji glances at you, watching as you quietly hum some old christmas song under your breath while filling up the tree with colorful orbs. he’s not sure why you’re so intent on having him be a part of your yearly holiday traditions—he’s never been big on celebrating anyway.
but then he remembers what you had said last year.
“i don’t wanna celebrate anything if you’re not celebrating it with me.”
you’ve always been too good to him.
you scoot a little closer, decorating without a care in the world and toji lets out a quiet breath—decides to be a little annoying because it’s a surefire way to make you smile.
“you mind?” he frowns, huffing with a dramatic sneer. he pins you with a pointed glare before motioning to the tree. “you’re getting in my territory.”
you throw him an appalled look before moving your arm in his face childishly. “what are you gonna do about it?”
an evil smirk makes its way onto his face, and your expression immediately drops. “wait no—“
toji’s bicep curls around your throat, pulling you into a headlock as you squeal and slap at his arm. he spends the next few minutes playfully wrestling with you before finally letting you win and step into his space—stands behind you and watches your fingers gently place ornaments while his hand absentmindedly rubs over your hipbone.
“what do you want for christmas anyway?” you ask offhandedly. toji raises a brow, looking down at you—expressionless.
“thought it was obvious—“ he shrugs, reaching up to hang ornaments on the higher parts of the tree. “all you gotta do is sit under the tree for me and i’ll be happy. bonus points if there’s unwrapping involved.”
you make an expression that has no business looking that scandalized and toji smirks in amusement.
“psycho,” you mutter, shaking your head in mock disapproval—earning a muted chuckle in return. you go back to hanging up ornaments, once again humming to yourself, and toji takes it as a cue to continue decorating. the two of you work in relative silence—an occasional quip or jab the only disturbance. after a while, he crosses his arms.
“are we done yet?” he groans, eyeing the nearly full tree. “i’m tired as fuck.”
“weak,” you grin, though you reach out and pat his chest thankfully. “but you did participate and that’s all i wanted so, yeah, you can be done.”
toji almost laughs in relief, but then he sees you rummage through the boxes and pull out more decorations for the rest of the house, and he sighs.
“alright hand it over,” he grumbles, holding his palm out expectantly. you look at him—half confused and half surprised.
“i thought you were done?”
“yeah right,” he huffs, taking the tinsel from your hands and walking over to the staircase. “you’d end up tangled in this crap if i left you alone with it.”
“you’re so dramatic. and whiny,” you giggle and he rolls his eyes.
“am not.”
despite saying so he quietly huffs as he continues to help you decorate the house with stockings and tinsel and all that other festive stuff.
by the time the house is fully decorated, toji is close to banning the holiday season—grumpy, tired, and ready to move onto something else.
but then, the tiniest part of him is uncharacteristically giddy when you look up at him, holding the star in your hands. toji shakes his head, trying to bite back the amused grin tickling his scarred lips, before sighing and crossing his arms.
“can i help you?” he asks—teasing, though his expression betrays nothing.
you pout, holding the star up dramatically. “the star needs to be put up.”
a smirk graces his face and his tone becomes taunting, yet the affection is not lost on you. “yeah? need a boost, kid?”
even before you nod, toji is crouching in front of you, palms reaching out to guide your legs over his shoulders. you laugh as he stands back up, taking a few steps towards the tree.
he can’t help but chuckle as he watches you lean forward, palm smoothing over your thigh in attempts to stabilize you. “you got it?”
“almost.” he can hear the strain in your voice, can feel the way your fingers twitch against his jaw—but he waits patiently.
“okay got it!” your voice is triumphant, and toji grins to himself.
“attagirl.” his lips brush against your inner thigh—a sweet reward for a job well done. he hears your quiet giggle from above him as you gently push away his dark bangs.
“alright, put me down now,” you huff, and toji bites back a scoff.
“tsk.” he clicks his tongue, though he still lowers himself to let you hop off his shoulders before rising to his full height. “so ungrateful.”
“what do you want, a medal?”
you yelp as toji’s fingers pinch at your side in retaliation. “watch your mouth, kid.”
you flash him a grin full of mischief, though you don’t say anything else. instead you look up at the finished tree, marveling at your handiwork with pride.
“see—” you say with a pointed grin. “—isn’t it pretty?”
toji chuckles, wrapping a heavy bicep around your shoulders and pulling you into his chest. “yeah,” he agrees, green eyes trained on your happy little smile. “it is.”
#toji x reader#jujutsu kaisen x reader#toji fushiguro x reader#jjk x reader#jujutsu kaisen#fushiguro toji x reader#toji x you#jjk x you#jjk x y/n#jujutsu kaisen x you#jjk fluff#toji fluff#toji x y/n#toji zenin x reader#zenin toji x reader#toji zenin x you#jujutsu kaisen fluff#jujutsu kaisen headcanons#toji drabbles#toji headcanons#toji fushiguro#jjk drabbles#jjk#jjk headcanons
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i think i am right
I wanna know who your favorite vinsmoke sibling is so bad actually please tell me 👀✨
My friend and my brother laughed at me when I told them my favorite Vinsmoke is Niji, and I genuinely was embarrassed that day because I didn't really know much about him at the time (I think I had only watched a few eps of WCI) and it's pretty clear in the show that he's, uh, the worst of the Vinsmokes. And by "the worst" I mean: The one who's portrayed as the worst because he's the most active one when it comes to abuse and supremacism within the family line. Unlike Ichiji (who's more serious) and Yonji (who's more playful, somehow) Niji is the one who has to actually fight for a role in his family and that's why I think he's so fucking annoying all the damn time. I hate him. I love him. I want to hug him. But also I wouldn't mind punching him very, very hard. I have mixed feelings, but yeah, Niji is my favorite Vinsmoke. And you haven't asked why, but I feel the need to do some sort of mini argument about this because I am a very resentful person and I want to show my friend and my brother that Niji is actually a very interesting character!! And my fiancé thinks I just like him because he's hot, and she's right but only like a 20%. Maybe 40%.
I will try to put my thoughts into words, but it's pretty difficult because I have a lot of things to say about this blue evil gremlin.
I like Niji the most because I think he is, between the three brothers, the one who shows feelings and ambitions outside their emotionless selves the most. I know they technically are the same, but I don't think so (btw, please assume I'm not including Reiju in this text because she's canonically different from them and I'm just referring to the brothers).
As I mentioned before, I think Niji is the one brother who is the most annoying and evil because he feels the need to stand out. Ichiji is serious, and calculative and has a secure place in the family. He is the number one, even if Reiju is the oldest (I would like to talk more about how Reiju, being a woman, even if she's the oldest, she's the number 0. Because she is the oldest but she's a woman, so she obviously doesn't and would not be able to wear the number 1 like a man would. She is the oldest and yet, she has less significance in the family line than Ichiji. But, yeah, this is something that has nothing to do with Niji, sorry). Ichiji, like all of his siblings, wants recognition from his father, but he doesn't have to try as hard as the others to be impressive because he is, after all, the oldest. The typical "older sibling in an abusive household who has to deal with all the bullshit to protect their siblings"? That's something Reiju took over. That's Reiju's responsibility as the oldest and the woman. Ichiji literally doesn't have to do anything besides leading the team and being the evil, emotionless machine his father created. That does not mean that I don't think he could be able to develop more feelings, because I think he could and I love the concept of him being the first one to protest against Judge's behavior, but you get me. When you're the oldest brother with an even older sister, your responsibilities are pretty limited. So he doesn't have to be anything but there and himself.
Yonji, on the other hand... He is the youngest. Even younger than Sanji. He doesn't have to try, because Niji and Sanji should be the ones to do so. Little siblings are not expected to do much besides existing because irl parents are usually tired of raising children and they end up either getting neglected or seen as decoration. As a little sibling myself I can confirm that these things affect really badly to your brain growing up, but I got a more Sanji treatment so I can't speak for Yonji here. The thing I can say, though, is that in comparison to Niji, Yonji is just there. He's silly and goofy. He's funny. He's dumb. He has the excuse of being the little one to act that way. Getting lost eating or doing whatever. Even the fact that his powers are more physically focused instead of power/intelligence centered shows that he can just punch away his issues. He's the gym bro of the siblings. Don't expect much from him. <- Thing that's often said about little siblings, btw, and affects real fucking badly in early teenage years. The fact that he's portrayed like that is so on point tbh but after all, they don't have high expectations for him, so little to no effort is everything he does.
Then there's Niji, of course. My favorite. Love him. Hate him. Whatever. Niji is the middle child. And God, do I have to say things about middle siblings.
The thing about Niji is that he actually has to try and make a name for himself in the family because otherwise he'll probably get forgotten. I often wonder if he had that fear of becoming the next Sanji once he "died" (he's the only one genuinely asking if Sanji died on them before Yonji and Ichiji say they don't care) because his role is not as noticeable as the others. Reiju is the woman, Ichiji is the successor, Sanji is the weakling getting bullied (being technically one of the little siblings but still being in a limbo of middle/youngest because the little one is Yonji), and Yonji is the little one. Then... What's Niji?
Niji needs Sanji way more than he's willing to admit, and I love that. I absolutely love how he's written because he constantly shows that he needs Sanji, through both words and actions. He needs him because without Sanji's existence -without Niji being his bully- Niji is nothing but number 2. And there's nothing more frustrating than being the number two when it comes to family hierarchy. Not going to mention every little thing he does, but as I said, I love how well-written he is. He's the sibling Oda uses the most to show the abuse Sanji went through, but that's only because Niji is the only one who needs to do that. Niji is the one to talk to Sanji first, all the damn time. He gets angry when Sanji doesn't respond. He gets angry because Sanji can't be bullied anymore. He gets angry out of fear, in my opinion, because if the weakling can't get abused anymore, then he's not worth anything. If Sanji isn't the third, the second one is left alone. 2 can't fight 1 because 1 has the protection of starting the line. And 2 can't fight 4 because there's a missing link that keeps 2 from 4. So Niji is mad at Sanji because Sanji isn't the same weak crybaby he used to be, and he can't use him anymore to be secure and safe.
That's fucking horrifying when it comes to family hierarchy.
I like Niji because, despite being an asshole, he has reasons to be like that. First of all, because his father literally made him this way. But also, the little feelings he has (selfish emotions, yes, evil. But they're feelings, anyway. Urges. He's supposed to be emotionless and yet he knows how Sanji feels enough to use that to his advantage) are used as a way to feel superior and safe because he feels inferior. I think he's the one showing more emotions out of the three, even if those emotions aren't healthy or good and it's just him being angry all the time. That means that if he has urges and needs like that, even if he doesn't fear his own death, he could end up developing more and more empathy. His type of empathy comes from a place of fear. He feels what Sanji feels. And it's not that he doesn't care (I mean, I am aware that he technically doesn't, but let me dream) but it's just convenient for him not to care and keep bullying him to secure his place in the family.
Also pointing out that I like Niji because, being the one who says he hates Sanji the most, he's the one to protect him with his own body when that scene of the siblings helping Sanji escape happens. The others only clear the way, Niji stays with him. There's a really cool post about this on Niji's tag somewhere!!! I personally think he does this because, as that post said: Niji keeps seeing Sanji as weak, instead of believing in him enough to just clear the way. He protects him because he thinks he can't protect himself. Because he's weak.
And yes, it might sound offensive and emotionless and it doesn't make Niji a better person. But it makes him an older brother. Believing in Sanji would be great, but thinking that he's weak and needs protection after years of projecting on him only shows that the weak one is Niji. That he wants and is willing to protect his brother, too. If he didn't care about his well-being he would've just cleared the way for him, not caring about what could've happened to Sanji. But he goes all the way to help him out and protect him longer than the others did. Idk. I find that a very beautiful way of ending their relationship.
All of this being said, I have to be honest with you: When I said I liked Niji for the first time I only did it because people around me kept saying he was the worst one and it bothered me because I found his design pretty fucking cool. And tbh when he started being an actual character? I loved him even more. Because during WCI he's a fucking asshole but the way he acts towards Sanji is wanting to get a response from him, and I just find that so curious and complex... Like, if he just wanted to be evil he'd be more the Doflamingo type. But Niji looks for a response in Sanji's eyes. He wants to feel powerful because he knows he isn't.
And also, well, he's very cute and I like his hair a lot and he makes me furious sometimes which is great because if a character doesn't make you want to punch him at one point, is he really a good character? Look at him! He deserves to get slapped in the face. But also, I would love to kiss him afterward. What's that Olivia Rodrigo lyric? Ah, yes: "I wanna break his heart, then be the one to stitch it up. Wanna kiss his face with an uppercut." That's how I feel about him.
I really hope it's obvious, with all of this, that "Succession" is one of my favorite TV Shows, because I could go on and on and on (and nobody would listen but idc) about how the Vinsmokes are just the Roy family. Both One Piece and Succession deal with family in which hierarchy is crucial in a very specific and accurate way. It makes me sick. I love it.
Anyway, have some pics of my blue idiot:
I want to hit him in the head with a baseball bat.
#THIS IS A JOKE mostly ik ichiji and yonji are a lot deeper characters as well but this post was the gift that kept on giving#like i thought the next paragraph would be the last one and then it wasnt and thats a GOOD THING#also op i know exactly what post youre referencing about the 'niji feeling the need to shield sanji with his body bc he still thinks of him#as weak' and i STG when i EVENTUALLY find it again i will link it bc its genuinely so good#i want to looney toons annoy this guy if that makes sense#like i need ta push him down the stairs and then before he can get back up to kill me a giant piano suddenly drops onto his head from above#then when he recovers n starts chasing me a scooby doo esq chase sequence starts (like.. makin him run through multiple doors and somehow#being unable to catch me) and then it ends in him running through a window#and then he doesnt start falling until he looks down#the last 4 sentences of these tags were pure unfiltered insanity and i am SO sorry abt that. i just really really need to humble this guy#with silly hijinks in which hilarity ensues#vinsmoke siblings#vinsmoke reiju#vinsmoke ichiji#vinsmoke niji#black leg sanji#vinsmoke yonji
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UNFILTERED — ETHAN LANDRY
REQUEST: Secretly dating Ethan for months but you get caught bc you walked with Ethan back to his dorm. He kisses you goodbye before realizing Chad is there.😭
WARNING(S): SPOILERS, um cussing again lmfao. Implications but its pretty okay i guess...
WORD COUNT: 1,162
PAIRING: Ethan Landry x fem!Reader
A/N: Hope you enjoy it! Feedback is always welcomed!
MASTERLIST
“You sure you don’t want to stay tonight? I can be the little spoon this time.” Ethan offered. His back pressed against the open door of his room.
“The last time we tried that you fell off the edge. You’re a giant Ethan. You hardly fit on your twin sized bed.” You pressed a fist to his bicep. The doorway was filled with echoes of your laugh combined with Ethan‘s grimace then followed chuckles.
“That hurt by the way. I swear I thought we could fit.” His eyes crinkled with an apologetic smile.
“Well, your calculations were wrong. I fit just fine. It was your dumbass who’s legs hung off the foot of the be-“ You were cut off by Ethan’s assaults of tickles. You squirmed in his grasp trying to push him away.
“Stop, stop, stop. Pleassse no more…no more no more no mor-'' You break out into another fit of giggles.
“S-Say you're sorry.” Ethan couldn’t contain his own fits.
“No-“ Your head falls on his chest in defeat. “Okay, okay. Fine, I’ll stop. I’m sorry...” You thank him out of breath. Patting his bicep graciously. “God, you’re mean.”
“I’m not mean.” He chuckles. “Just right.”
“Yes, mean. And you are wrong. Like half the time despite having a gorgeous brain.” You look up and push back his curls.
“My brain’s gorgeous now?” He nodded, a teasing raise of his eyebrows.
“Only when you're not being a dumbass.” You wrap your arms around his neck. You leaned in and pressed your head against his. Sighing as he pulls you closer up against him.
“Stay…” He mutters softly. “Or at least let me walk you.” He suggests.
“I’m literally the building next over.” You scoff out a laugh. Pointing into the hallway for the dorms.
“A lot can happen within that walk.” He shrugs.
“Like what, getting stabbed by ghost face?” You mock with a laugh. Though seeing his shoulders slump let you know otherwise. He didn’t find it in the least bit amusing.
“That’s not funny.” He dipped his head.
“Oh, would you stop worrying. I’ll be fine. I’ll even text you when I’m safe and sound in my dorm…not bleeding out from a stab wound.” You smirk and press a sweet kiss to his cheek. He leans into your lips. Then gives up trying to convince you to stay. He leans against the door again.
“You’ll call me right when you get there?” He starts letting the idea of you walking to your dorm process.
“I’ll even FaceTime, which you know I hate doing it. I’ll even do the BeReal shit, or whatever it’s called just for the kick of it.” You now hold him at arm's length. “I’m gonna be fine. Just like I’ve been fine for the past few months. I’m invincible.” You raise your biceps, trying to show your very visible lack of muscles. Ethan’s eye roll only makes you laugh further. “Now, shut up and kiss me stupid, so I can be on my merry way, and begin my daydreaming about you, and those muscles, and that hair I like to pu-“ You moaned in delight as he cut you off with his lips. He turned you guys around and pressed you up against the door this time. Your arms now pinned over your head. He kissed you hard and rough, and god it was fucking hot. You thanked all the women that rejected him prior to meeting you. The universe had really been looking out for you, blessing you with a six foot tall, hot brunette, gorgeous brown eyed loser of a boyfriend. But goddamn was he no loser in bed. You were truly blessed.
You pulled back with a gasp. Head tilted as he left trails of kisses up and down your neck. “Fuck…” You let out shaken and rocked to your core.
“Still wanna leave?” He breathed out with shit-eating grin.
“Please leave.”
The yelp you let out was quite embarrassing. You had jumped one inch off the floor, and you had never seen Ethan pull away from you so fast. Yours and Ethan’s head snapped to the source. You both walked further into the room. Your eyes widening as they fall upon Chad, curled over a text book. He wasn’t looking directly at you but he was highly aware that the doorway was being corrupted.
“H-How long have you been sitting there?” Ethan closed his eyes, as mortified as you were in that moment.
“Enough to know you two are into some kinky ass shit. By the way, what the fuck?” He scooted his chair back and looked at you two incredulously. “When the fuck did this happen? And please tell me it hasn’t happened in the sacredness of our room…”
You and Ethan exchange a look at each other then grimace and wince at Chad who looks at Ethan’s bed grossed out.
“I think imma throw up, but also, why didn’t you just tell us. What’s with the sneaky around?”
“Cause you and Mindy are fucking nosy as hell! Plus I didn’t- We didn’t want the group to meddle into our lives. I don’t need Mindy schooling us on the basis of scary movies 101 every second we want some time alone. Okay? We just wanted to enjoy the peace while it still lasted. That’s if you can keep your fucking mouth shut though.”
“I’m offended.” He touched his heart.
“You’re a goddamn blabbermouth.” You smack him upside the head. Ethan chuckles amused by this whole ordeal. Chad shakes his head. Then looks between you.
“You trust him?”
“I let him deflower me for three months. I wouldn’t let someone go that easily….but yeah I trust him.” You nodded surely. Arms crossed over your chest.
“Don’t ever say deflower again please. For the sake of our peers and my ears.”
“You want me to say he fucked me then?” You let out a small chuckle. “Defiled, corrupted my insides? I’m an English major dude, I’m loaded with synonyms.” You gesture to yourself.
“No!” Chad exclaims, mortified. “Don’t fucking say shit period! Get the fuck out already!” He points to the door but laughs nonetheless.
“Alright, I’m going!” You lean over and press a kiss to Ethan’s cheek. “I’ll call you later, okay.” Your hands separated as you walked to the door.
“You’re fucking unbelievable…You put up with her willingly?” He laughs up at Ethan.
“Everyday...” He nods. “You just have to catch her on a good day though.”
“See even Ethan’s done with your shit!” Chad leans over to see you halt at the door.
“Not when I’m offering up my pu-” You shimmy, but dodge out the way as he throws a football at you. Your booming laughter echoing in the hallways.
“Fuck you!” Chad yells after you.
“You wish!” Your voice could be faintly heard.
“That’s your girlfriend, Landry.” Chad points to the open door. “You’re unfiltered, crazy ass girlfriend.”
“That’s my girlfriend...” He laughs out loud.
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