#bc im fucking insufferable

[reallybadblackoutpoems]

shokushu goukan for the cyborg soul (2018? i think) - franny choi

“i am just trying to eat rocks”

[healpimp]

im gonna level w you, fellow medic mains. you are a lot worse at the game than you think

[moeblob]

Right and his work menaces (Brent and Karen).

I don't remember last I mentioned it but apart from crude nicknames to people (except Chris), he also just puts them in his phone really weird (except Chris, who is literally in his phone as Chris). And I bring this up because in Right's phone, Karen is saved as "Lawful Obligation".

[sotc]

missin my crow familia so baddd rn 💔

[sisterpaxton]

if you tag every single post of your shitty ass unfunny commentary while watching a movie in the main tag for that movie im going to beat you over the head with a cement block.

[lotus-pear]

favorite genre of lotus is her just calling art thieves gormless mingers and proceeding to curse their existence in the funniest way possible

i should go into standup comedy i tjink

[solar-halos]

that’s fucking it im making a side blog (also editing to say that this post is giving pg13 so if that makes u uncomfy/if thats something u shouldn’t be reading then don’t click the “keep reading” option ok if u do i WILL find you)

i know i shouldn’t be embarrassed about having interests! that still doesn’t change the fact that i am. so here is the last time i will ever planet of the apes post on main:

i think it would be so cute for annie and zira to be pregnant at the same time. the repeated mentions of annie and finnick fucking nasty style was something i included bc 1) fucking nasty style?? in cages??? yeah, sounds about right coming from these two 2) yall can’t be surprised when we move onto the next installment of the series and annie is suddenly pregnant. like if anything it should be expected bc in any universe finnick’s pullout game is so weak

[ozlices]

i dont think enough credit is given to edward elric for being the funniest character to ever exist solely on account of the fact that he MET GOD. MULTIPLE TIMES. AND YET HE'S AN ATHEIST

based honestly no other character can ever compare to how based but also hilarious that is. he literally met god then goes to a church and is like 'yall foolish for believing in god bro he aint real'

EDWARD YOU LITERALLY MET GOD

[sodrippy]

purple is my favourite colour for aesthetics AND for prose

[witchkillr]

wicked fit under the cut

[gncrezan]

happy valentine's day najam!! 💕 love u so much, you always make my days so bright, i hope you enjoy that same brightness today

HAPPY VALENTINES QUILL !!!!! hope you had a good day, i love you MWAH !!!!!! using this ask like last year as an excuse to post various nickmancing content i've accumulated over the years do not mind me (buttonkenzie sneaking in but still)

[lazyveran]

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[faaun]

she's so arrogant and annoying and hot it pisses me off !!!

[lizord-lord]

fun fact if you hyperfixate on a piece of media with literally no fandom and an unfinished story bc it was setting up for a sequel that didn’t happen you will unlock a special new feature of autism called “directionless insanity” where you feel the inexplicable urge to scream and kill

[pixelkip]

Ok did I dream this up or was there a tiny little Itty bitty line in hs:bc where aradia offhandedly alludes to meeting mspar at some point during her postcanon shenanigans while talking to dave. Like something about meeting someone interesting recently and maybe assuring dave they weren't cooler than him (tho I could be confusing that with that one scene in pq but if I'm not it's a pretty clever callback and only confirms who she was talking about)

Or maybe I hallucinated it after seeing the page title "mspa reader: know immediately" some other time and getting my hopes up.

Asking bc trying to find it again Im subjecting myself to the most agonizing task possible known as reading 2020 beyond canon again. I'm so normal and sane

[tshifty]

this is going to be a hot take but the worst managers ive had have all been millennials. like don't get me wrong, gen x and boomer managers can also be wild. but the most notably terrible managers? millennials. lmao