#batzee

[aboutzatanna]

Ah, yes. Remember when Zatanna's expertise was so well regarded that even Batman had to put aside his anger so he can get her opinion on something?

Source: Batman #639

This was around the time Jason Todd came back and Batman was looking to confirm his suspicions. He was also mad at Zatanna for wiping his memory during Identity Crisis, although they patched things up later during Dini's Detective Comics run.

(And yes, the Lazarus Pit originally could only revive the recently deceased. Its only much later on they were shown to be able to revive the long dead.)

Remember when Magog, whose personality is 'I'm such a huge arrogant asshole that I got kicked off the JSA-the same JSA that used to put up with Black Adam' and no longer having Dr Fate to consult, he went straight to Zatanna for mystical help?

Source: Magog #7

I thought starting with Batgirls #13 we were getting back to Zee being the magical go to person for any magical related problems. But given September's solicits, I guess not. If the above comics came out today, writers wouldn't be able to help but make it about you-know-who and somehow have him upstage Zatanna and show/treat her as inferior to him.

Bonus: Superman going to Zatanna for help in dealing with Arion:

Source: Superman #662

The Phantom Stranger appeared too in this story arc. He worked in concert with Superman and Zatanna. No attempted one up manship or edgelord bullshit. Or one character getting downgraded to show how much better the other is. Just folks who are good at their job showing how good they are at their job.

[vodrae]

More and more everyday i'm thinking that every batship should ditch Bruce (as written in december 2023) in his canon comics (gotta love WFA Bruce) and be together to raise the kid while they go guantanamo on Batsy to make him talk about his traumas (there is studies showing that a SWAT-like interrogation works better to get men talking about painful stuff than an actual therapy, i'm not cruel, i'm a man of science)

I mean, imagine Helena Wayne being raised by wonder woman, Harvey, Catwoman, Talia, Vicki Vale, Harley who wifed Ivy, Clark, Zatanna, Silver St Cloud...

She won't have issues, she will be The Issue

[zacksnydered]

BATMAN and ZATANNA Bound to our Will Writer: Vita Ayala Artist: Nikola Čižmešija,

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Don’t You Ever Try by BATZEE To listen this new track on spotify and Enjoy it…

[milfzatannaz]

I think the reason ppl who like batzee are very vocal about how they hate Constantine and think Zee deserves better than him, it's just disguised classism at work. They see John and how he is quinda scruffy and doing shady things and clearly from a working class background so the construct all this image about how he is inferior and not 'worthy' of Zatanna, and then batzee fans go fan over Batman bc they think he is "classier".

I also notice they tend to gloss over the darkest and flawed moments of Zatanna, saying it's ooc, bc it could potentially be a bonding point between johnstantine and her

Idk i think it's quite interesting phenomenon

EXACTLY!!!!!!!!!!! EXACTLY!!!!!!!!!! Everything I’ve been preaching and crying over in the group chat…..

It’s literally just classism. Both John and Bruce have struggled with their mental health, have done questionable, even horrific things, and yet none of that comes up into conversation when it’s time to prop up Brucezee. Suddenly Bruce is model of mental health and an amazing, caring partner. When in reality, people are saying “he’s not poor like John”. John is always going to be seen as inferior bc he’s everything society wants to reject.

Zee’s own flaws and struggles get erased in all this meta about why johnzee is bad or they’re incompatible. Every time she fucks up, or does something morally grey, it’s inaccurate. Zee can be petty, haughty, judgmental and messy. I’m not saying identity crisis is the paradigm of her character, but every time it’s time for people to ship Brucezee, suddenly she’s perfect. The reason john can’t fit in there to them is bc he’s the epitome of imperfection.

I also think there’s an interesting narrative of like, male power fantasies there. John is bisexual, struggles with his own masculinity on panel, and isn’t quintessentially powerful or strong. So of course the conventionally attractive, sexualized love interest Zee can’t be into him. She has to be into Batman, the huge ideal of traditional masculinity, as least to most male comic fans. The gender roles of wanting her to move into the manor and be a role model to all of Bruce’s fucking kids aren’t lost on me.

[draycovish]

Batzee, The Bumblebee Bat Pokemon

It pollinates and cares for flowers that are found in caves. It will only leave it’s cave if it’s garden is in danger. It emerges from it’s cave only to collect sunlight in it’s eye. It then transfers the light to the flowers it cares for.

Frizzlee, The Bumblebee Bat Pokemon

It’s hollow eyes trap sunlight, so it’s garden has a sustainable source. It creates extravagant gardens in it’s caves. It creates beautiful arrays of flowers in the caves it lives in. If any of the flowers die, it will cry for days.

[thehellbatbg]

I ship Batzee. Batcat is blasphemous and Wonderbat... I love Wonderbat, but...

Oof, fishnets...

OTP ASK MEME ZATANNA/ANYONE-WHO-ISN'T-CONSTANTINE

(I kind of ship Zatanna and Bruce, so…..we going with that)

Which one sexts like a straight white boy?

Zatanna.  They might be similar in age, but Zatanna’s definitely more hip.  

Which one cried during a fucking disney movie?

Zatanna started crying while they were watching “UP”, but she’s pretty sure she saw Bruce’s eyes get misty.  

Who put a goddamned fork in the microwave?

Bruce.  Alfred had a day off, and Bruce, as proven before, doesn’t even know what do do with a toaster waffle, let alone how to use a microwave.  

Who does the silly hands-over-the-eyes “Guess who” thing?

Zatanna.  She’s really good at it, because she can disguise her voice.  

Who puts their cold hands/feet on their partner?

Zatanna.  

Who had that embarassing Reality TV marathon?

Both of them joined Alfred at one point to watch some Hell’s Kitchen.  by the time they were done, most of the bat family was also present.  

Who laughs more during sex?

Zatanna.  Turns out that the bat seriousness is a bit hard to shake.  

WHO IS THE LITTLE SPOON?

Zatanna, because she likes being held.  

[lszero]

by RickbasArt on Etsy

[minarizee]

"@Fact: Couples who spend at least 10 minutes a day laughing together are more likely to have a stronger relationship." #batzee Four years of friendship and love #060810

[aboutzatanna]

Zatanna and Batman by PhoenixRise919:

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[toomuchdickfort]

the bearipple line is so happy and watchick is adorable and barbruft and prickiburr make me wanna hug ‘em and frumble is delightful abd batzee and frizzlee look like they are reaching out to give hugs and in summary i’m love these buddies

i made a bunch of pokemon

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Zatanna and Batman by FSBot:

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Zatanna and Batman by Renato Camilo:

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By Terry Moore:

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By Thomas Yeates:

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[vodrae]

One time, when they were still teenagers, and when they had their flirt, Bruce broke into the biggest church in Gotham to play Mr Crowley by Ozzy to Zatanna on the organ.

And he sang as well, we all know since Diana became a pig he has a great voice.

It's still a fond memory for them both. But Bruce lives in fear awaiting the day she will play the memory for his kids and they will learn he broke into a cathedral. They won't spare him for sure, but it's fair.