#batman commercial

[lotusyiyen]

[thealtoduck]

*BatCat!Bro doing another commercial cause third times the charm*

Dick: Jason, are you sure about this?

Jason: Yeah, trust me on this one.

*Take 1*

BatCat!Bro: Kraft Mac & Cheese. It’s like my bathrobe and slippers had a baby on my tongue.

Director: Cut!

*Take 5*

BatCat!Bro: Kraft Mac & Cheese. If your parents don’t buy it stop loving them.

Director: No!

*Take 7*

BatCat!Bro: You’ll take it to the freshman dance and you’ll get to first base.

Director: What?!

*Take 16*

BatCat!Bro: You guys Wrexham fans?

Director: Please stop.

*Take 20*

BatCat!Bro: So good, you’ll want to fire your grandma.

Director getting annoyed: Cut!

*Take 23*

BatCat!Bro: Like laying in a warm wet bed… that you are not ashamed of.

Director: Holy shhh-

*Take 31*

BatCat!Bro: If you don’t like it I’ll fucking find you.

Director: Whoa! Whoa!

*Behind the scenes*

Director: Why won’t he just say the line?

Jason: This might be my fault. I can fix this.

*Jason walks over to BatCat!Bro and leans down*

Jason: Hey Bud!

Jason, whispering: Listen, you need to get it the- *censored swearing and threats*…

*Take 32*

BatCat!Bro: Kraft Mac & Cheese. Help Yourself… And never stop loving your parents. *Smiles*.

[atomic-chronoscaph]

Adam West as Batman - UK Road Safety TV commercial (1967)

[vhshistory]

Batman Returns VHS commercial (1992)

[peteneems]

[theaceofarrows]

You know how all the batfam have had a bunch of major injuries over the years and how some of them have straight up died? You can't convince me that their joints don't loudly creak and pop. It doesn't matter that you are in peak human condition or that you're a ninja. If you've broken every bone in your body at some point, you are going to sound like the tin man.

Basically what I'm getting at is that they have all totally gotten caught on at some point on a mission because they bent down into a crouch, and suddenly, *creeeeaaak* henchmen suddenly quiet down *creakity creak poppity pop goes the old knee injury* and bam, there goes your position.

[violentdick]

-source: Batman (1940) #16-

Weapon of Choice: "Milk, it does a body good."

[oldshowbiz]

Halloween as you remember it

[duranduratulsa]

Comic Book 📖 of the day: Gotham Underground #1 (2007) by DC Comics #comicbooks #comics #gothamunderground #batman #thedarkknight #detectivecomics #DC #dccomics #2000s

[lookanartdweeb]

Do you guys think that like Bruce stars in commercials for like expensive cars (or those very artistic perfume / cologne commercials), and every time he comes home, someone Jason has it playing on a screen somewhere at full volume. Like it HAUNTS him LMAO

[cantsayidont]

December 1990. As Tim Truman conceived it, the HAWKWORLD miniseries was not intended to obsolete previous Hawkman stories, but when DC decided to continue the story as an ongoing series, senior management insisted that it pick up in the present, effectively rebooting the modern Hawkman rather than just updating his origin. This Annual sought to paper over some of the resulting continuity problems while also addressing the similarities between the Golden Age and Silver Age Hawkman, something pre-Crisis stories had just shrugged off. Ostrander's solution was to establish that Katar Hol's father, Paran Katar, had been a Thanagarian scout on Earth decades earlier (under the name Perry Carter), had surreptitiously helped Carter Hall to develop his gravity-defying Nth Metal, and later took the concept of Hawkman and even Carter Hall's emblem back to Thanagar as inspiration for the Wingmen. Ostrander further explains that the Golden Age Hawkman had been a member of both the Justice Society and the Justice League:

(The "1953" reference in the second panel is an error; the events to which it refers (first recounted in "The Man Who Defeated the Justice Society!" in ADVENTURE COMICS #466) took place in 1951.)

In the text pages, editor Mike Gold explains candidly why all this was deemed necessary and the various options the creative team had for addressing it. This wasn't an ideal solution, and several points still remained unexplained (like the presence of Hawkman and Hawkwoman in JUSTICE LEAGUE INTERNATIONAL, which Ostrander tackled later). Beyond that, building a story around the need to rationalize a continuity issue is seldom very edifying, and the contrivances involved (including briefly sending Katar and Shayera back in time, where Katar meets his own father as a younger man) clash uneasily with the tone of the HAWKWORLD series. By far the best part of this Annual is the scene where Wally West meets Shayera Thal and so aggravates her that she immediately starts punching him in the face — not just once, but three times, until Katar reins her in — which has nothing to do with the continuity stuff.

From a story standpoint, I think retroactively removing Katar Hol from the original JLA is regrettable mainly insofar as his HAWKWORLD origin would have given new dimension to his clashes with Oliver Queen. Unlike the previous version of Katar, a knee-jerk reactionary who was ultimately fine with fascist dictatorship as long as it didn't personally inconvenience him, the Katar of HAWKWORLD is by Thanagarian standards a dangerous leftist, full of seditious ideas about social equity and civil rights. However, the most radical leftist on Thanagar is still somewhere to the right of Barry Goldwater, so Oliver would undoubtedly still be appalled by Katar's politics in ways Katar would find perplexing. That would have been a more fun dynamic than trying to shoehorn Carter Hall into the role of Oliver's neocon antagonist.

However, none of that was really on the table in 1989–1990. DC's later obsession with maintaining the sanctity of the pre-Crisis JLA hadn't yet materialized; at this point, the Giffen/DeMatteis Justice League books were riding high, DC regarded the old JLA as a relic that had outlived its commercial usefulness, and the JSA had been discarded (ostensibly permanently) after the Crisis. So, the only thing this Hawkman retcon really needed to achieve was to rationalize why flashback scenes might occasionally picture Hawkman with the original JLA, and this explanation did accomplish that much.

[celaenaeiln]

Damian accidentally lets his smuggled snake loose on the plane

Air hostess: *screaming because there’s a snake on her head*

Other hosts and hostesses: *screaming to calm each other down*

Damian: *Trying to coax his snake Claudius back to him*

Kate: *drunk out of her mind and flirting with a brunette*

Bruce: *screaming at his kids for letting this happen*

Stephanie and Jason: *the first who helped Damian smuggle it on in the first place and the second who accidentally unzipped the carry-on both screaming back at Bruce that they’re innocent and Bruce only likes to blame them for everything and-*

Tim: *abandoning stealthiness to overtly dump boxes of peanut packets into his duffel bag for Kon who doesn’t get to experience the joys of flying*

Cass: *power posing in the bathroom and snapping Lady Shiva*

Duke: *decides that this would be the optimal time to check the safety measures forcefully*

Passengers: *screaming their heads off because there’s a snake on the plane*

Dick: *completely passed out*

60 mins later the snake is confiscated and the plane is doing an emergency landing

Dick: *waking up* oh we’re here already? That was a nice flight

Bruce: ……

Damian: ……

Jason: ……

Cass: …..

Tim: …….

Duke: …….

Passengers: ……

Flight attendants: …….

Kate: *slurred* hmmm?? Oh niiiccee hot date time

[dailyplanet-loislane]

Ford's Electric Gamble: A Risky Bet on the Future

[atomic-chronoscaph]

Adam West - Nestlé Quick TV Commercial (1964)

[90ssuperheroes]

Batman the Animated Series toys at McDonald's (1993)

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[peteneems]