#batman!dean

[manicpixievixen]

Having thoughts of girly/hyperfem/ or just in general bubbly personality reader with these super masculine guys

Like this is so logan (also battinson, Dean winchester, etc)

[incorrectbatfam]

Someone says Jason's voice sounds like Dean Winchester and he skips town that night

[m3ntally-unstable]

Why is it that everytime I search for a certain thing I GET THE OPPOSITE. I SEARCHED FOR ANGST NOT SMUT, I WANT ANGST. I AKSED FOR SMUT NOT FUCKING FLUFF AND SHIT 😡😡😡😡 please update your system tumblr I beg of you

[jvsont0dd]

Jason Todd dies so often that he might as well be a Winchester

[frownyalfred]

Batfamily fics need to start including all the times the Batkids would absolutely bust their teeth on something.

Goon hit you wrong? Cracked tooth. Face planted on that last flip? That’s a knocked out tooth for sure. One bad kick across the face during a spar and you’re spitting blood on the mats with your front teeth shoved the wrong direction back into your gums.

Bruce avoids this by having no real teeth. The Batkids learn about the benefits of mouth guards via trial and error.

[awhoreintheory]

Dick: Peter, this is Jason, my baby brother. Jason, this is Peter, my—

Peter, immediately gaping and going starry eyed: Oh my god, Jensen Ackles???

Jason, raising an eyebrow: uhh... no, kid, he just said my name. It's Jason.

Peter, dread pooling in his stomach: hold that thought.

Peter taking Dick's phone and looking something up. He's very clearly distraught.

Peter: NOOOO! You took Supernatural from this world! You deprived so many young, mentally ill teenagers of Dean Winchester! Jason, what about the gifs? The endless amount of gifs for any situation? You're a monster. Don't talk to me.

Jason: what the fuck.

[eldest-sibling-tournament]

Eldest Sibling Tournament — Quarterfinals

[need-a-name-101]

Cassie: call him Tim.

Bart: yeah Tim call him!

Tim: why is it always me that calls him? Why do I always call him? Huh it’s not like Kon lives in my ass.

Tim: (sees Cassie and Barts expression and turns)

Kon: ( whispers seductively as he pushes his sunglasses a little down his nose) you called babe?

Tim: (blushes hard) Damn it Kon.

Kon: Do you want me to- (gets tacked by Tim)

Cassie: should we stop them? ( Tim shoves Kon’s head in a wall) we have a mission.

Bart: nah let Batman and Superman deal with it. (Pulls out phone and starts recording)

[reyislikesotired]

au where dean winchester and jason todd met in purgatory-

dean, a full-grown man in like his 30s: uh-

smol 15 y/o jason todd in full robin gear who took down two creatures with ease: hi!

-and dean takes it upon himself to help this kid out in there even tho the kid seems to be doing p well by himself

stuff happens (like idk, remember how dean was besties with a vampire there and they got out together or something? yeah, that, but either switch or with jason yk). dean gets out of purgatory but believes jason got stuck there. jason did get out eventually, but yk pits and stuff.

fast forward to maybe like a year later when dean has a case in gotham, and would you believe who he stumbles upon? the red fucking hood, who stops dead in his tracks and just stares at dean. dean stares back. red hood takes off his helmet and dean could recognize the familiar domino clad face, albeit now a bit more older and rough looking from the young brat that fought with him in purgatory.

[dark-dragon-8]

A Supernatural × Batman crossover where the Batfam are actual cryptids and the brothers are sent to hunt them, only to find out that these guys are pretty much immortal, god like beings whose only weaknesses are each other, the sun and some weird sentient manifestation of their home city that they seem to care about, and most of them already grew out of the second one, since, apparently, the sun only affects them when they're newborns/newly transformed/changed.

The whole reason they ended up in Gotham in the first place was because of some online rumors saying that there is a demon cult in the city, as well as Blüdhaven [it's true, partially, the Bat clan has had several cults and/or religions painting them as godly beings/saviours of Gotham throughout the years, still do (imagine the colonies from F'ing Demon Bats, only this time the cryptid part of them is actually real)] along with shrines for human sacrifices.

At first they thought the locals sold themselves to a Pagan God in exchange for their safety, that the shrines and "holy grounds" spread throughout the city were for blood and human sacrifices and the creatures were feeding on the souls of their followers or something.

Turns out, that couldn't be further from the truth. Yes there were bloody sacrifices at the shrines, but most of the time those were just grieving kids bringing their dead pets to silence's holy grounds for them to be healed, or taken care of, by the spirit and have their souls at peace. But, again, that was rare, and only occurred at the holy grounds themselves rather than the shrines people attended to daily.

Majority of those shrines were filled with books, art supplies, music boxes with ballerinas and, sometimes, you could even find a few trinkets and computer parts, as well as the occasional plates and plastic boxes filled with home cooked meals, sometimes they even put pots and kettles filled to the brim with savory goods and nice tea. Nobody ever touched the food, not even the poor and desperate, when asked why all the brothers received were looks of horror and hushed whispers about how "The bats don't like thieves" and "They'll stop coming by the shrine, maybe even destroy it if we do that"

Dean didn't like it, neither did Sam, they didn't like how the locals, people who barely even bat an eye when they see a dead body on their way to work, get so scared and terrified as soon as they hear of something that might displease the Bats. They tried asking around, trying to figure out what is it that makes them so scared of their dearly beloved deities, after all, they talk about them like such a wonder, like they're the best thing that ever happened to them. Hell, one of them is named Mercy and was revered for its compassion and understanding of those around them.

They only got their answer when investigating a place called Crime Alley. They locals were all the same, if not even more reserved than their city's counterparts, but there was one person, a young girl who couldn't be older than ten that said she'll be willing to answer their questions in return for some money and stories from their time as hunters. They were reluctant at first, but seeing as they haven't had much of an option, they agreed.

"So, Masey" Dean started

"Missy" she corrected

"Right, sorry, Missy, you said that you could tell us what's up regarding those demons"

"Deities" she said sternly, the man simply nodded "And yes, I can do that, but you'll have to do something for me first"

"And what would that be?"

"You said you were a hunter, right?" He nodded "And you also said you have some money. So I want you to give me two hundred dollars, cash, and a written story containing at least three of your adventures with your partner. You can't use big fonts, lie or omit any details from the story, it needs to be one hundred percent real and legible and needs to be at least fifty pages, understood?"

Dean was confused, confused and worried. Why would this child need a story about them hunting monsters? And why did she need it to be so long and accurate? Was she trying to sell them out to the Bats or something? Why was this so important?

A million questions flooded his head and looking at Sammy, he could tell the feeling was very much mutual.

"Um Missy" it was Sam talking to her this time "Why would you want a story of us hunting like that? We could tell you about our time together on the field, if you want, but why do you need that written so meticulously?"

The little girl shook her head before he even finished speaking "No, no, I need it written"

"How so?"

"For Passion, of course"

"Passion?"

"Yeah, Passion, the component watching over Crime Alley, it loves reading stories but only when they're worth it. It doesn't like when people give them stories only to please it or for it to give them undeserved attention. It needs to be good and interesting, a story about two hunters will definitely do that"

The two hunters met each other's eyes, both their expressions filled with worry, apprehension and suspicion.

"And why all the other rules? Why does have to be so long and accurate?"

The girl tilted her head, looking at them as though they've said something stupid "Because you're introducing yourself, maybe"

"I can't just tell you guys all there is to know about the Bat without at least one of the components acknowledging you guys and giving me permission to share that information with outsiders"

"And what makes you think it won't just kill us as soon as it realizes what we do for a living?" They might've been desperate, but that doesn't mean they're going to give an essay about their weaknesses and hunting methods to a freaky, probably homicidal spirit on a silver platter

"Because they like people like you, people who put their lives on the line in order to help those around them. Also" she leveled her gaze with Dean's, which was pretty impressive considering she barely reached his hip "Had it wanted you dead, you wouldn't have been able to take two steps inside Crime Alley without having a heart attack, or your head magically disappearing"

The two brothers tensed, the taller's eyes rapidly scanning their surroundings, hands fishing out a weird cellular device, probably an EMF reader or maybe a bottle of holy water, as the shorter failed to keep up his confident facade in front of the (probably) ten year old (because Dean isn't going to be spooked by a kid that hasn't even reached the double digits yet, he's 𝘯𝘰𝘵)

The little girl laughed, completely ignoring their - very justified!!! - panic "Relax, would ya? Passion doesn't kill people unless they feel like it's necessary"

They didn't seem to be very relaxed, she didn't care, she just told them to meet her again on the border of Crime Alley and its neighbor city in a week, before leaving.

Two hours later, Carrie Kelley was skipping into the main living room of Wayne Manor, where several of her siblings played video games and with their father reading the newspaper on the side, the perfect illusion of a normal, happy, completely human family.

She walked up to Bruce, sitting on the arm of his sofa as the last of her illusion magic slipped away

"Did you do it?"

"I offered them the deal, still not sure if they'll end up actually agreeing to it"

"Mn. You did well"

The young teen preened under the praise, thanking her father before going off to boast and scheme with the rest of her siblings, they were up planning contingencies and devising plans until Sundown.

[theofficialdailyplanet]

wasian bruce wayne u r real to me forever

[mylifeingotham]

This is so random, but I feel like Jason went through a Heathers phase

[captainfinnsboat]

People keep comparing Jason Todd and Dean Winchester. Please, listen to me! Stop! Dick Grayson is so similar to Dean!!!!

Things Jason and Dean have in common:

1. Angry

2. Hard life

3. Daddy issues

4. Death

5. Alcohol

Things Dick and Dean have in common:

1. Eldest sibling (they have the worst cases of eldest daughter syndrome)

2. Almost unyielding loyalty to a complicated father figure (the only people they would really disobey their fathers for are their siblings)

3. Charismatic, but usually in a manipulative way

4. Can't talk about their feelings

5. A bone deep rage that is satiated only by violence, however, outburts are always followed by tremendous guilt and self-loathing

6. Cannot maintain a healthy relationship

7. Daddy issues (I mean come on, what is it with the bat family and the Winchesters????)

8. Death

9. Often regarded as their father's greatest success and the most well respected members of their families (while some find him annoying, most spn characters greatly respected Dean and his drive to do the right thing)

10. An undeniable urge to help people and be a good person. They both blame it on their fathers, believing that they wouldn't be so committed to 'the mission' without their influence, but everyone knows they are just good people.

11. Despite being the first born, they are not the favorite child.

12. They both had to be fathers for their siblings.

I could keep going but I'm tired and my eyes hurt.

[m3ntally-unstable]

Okay I love most tropes but “perfectly awesome relationship ruined by toxic best friend spreading fake news to both sides” THAT SHIT HITS DIFFERENT. ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY GET BACK TOGETHER IN THE END

[hyperblue]

youtube got me hooked on some guy who's literally a part of a lion pride and just constantly cuddles with them in shorts and my mind immediately went: damian wayne

and after that my mind went "oh wouldn't it be funny for jackie to accompany him on his trips to wildlife just to use his kryptonian invulnerability to cuddle literal grown ass lions". pretty sure they'd be having a blast

tim is getting constantly criticized for letting his child put himself in such dangerous situations; no one gets at bruce however bc his public persona is pretty much no thoughts head empty, plus it's been years at this point so everyone just kind of accepted that damian is just like this

[frownyalfred]

Batfleck looks like his MOM. like im sobbing. decades and decades of us making him a carbon copy of Thomas and BVS makes him look like his MOM i'm unwell