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Murder comedy where at one point a forensics-centric amateur detective tries to extract a sample from the eye of a victim for tests without the cops noticing
Call that vitreous humor
#hal rambles#humor#shitpost#doing forensics homework if you can't tell#mystery#writing prompt#tagging that because I would read this#I would WRITE this also#terrible idea irl not only would you get sooo arrested but the evidence would be inadmissible#you'd have to be like L where he cares more about solving the mystery than the outcome of the court case#and/or only use it for leads rather than as evidence in and of itself#basically: great for fiction#i think it would be funny
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The worst part about reading in a genre where you have low expectations (in this case, Christian historical fiction) is that when a book impresses you, you have no idea if it's actually good or if you're just overly impressed because it was a fraction of a degree better than the usual garbage.
#basically lately anytime i read a christian fiction book that isn't romance-based i find myself surprised by the quality#i do think that some christian publishers are getting better#and trying to tell stories that dig deeper into real faith and messy issues#instead of making only vapid squeaky clean prayer-filled tropefests#but i'm not sure *how much* better#because anything above the low bar feels like great literature#the most recent is 'in a far-off land' by stephanie landsem#and let me tell you setting the prodigal son in 1930s hollywood is a genius concept#i have some issues with the history and the mystery#but the characters!#it has been a long time since i cried this hard over a book#several chapters of solid waterworks#(and i also have the issue of figuring out if it's actually that moving or if i'm just hormonal/sleep-deprived)#i keep thinking about this book but also i worry about recommending because what if it's actually terrible by normal book standards?#(also the author DOES NOT understand the seal of confession and i was SHOCKED to find that she's actually catholic)#but also looking at the reviews makes it clear that if most of christian fiction is vapid garbage it's these reviewers' fault#here you have something that's digging into sin and darkness and justice and mercy and these people are just#'how can it call itself christian fiction if it only mentions god at the end?'#are we reading the same book this WHOLE THING is about god! and humanity and our fallen nature and how this breaks relationships!#your pearl-clutching anytime someone tries to get even a tiny bit realistic is destroying this genre#i'm gonna run out of tags so i'll stop now
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the majority of old men in toxic rpf ships are that genre of guy who sincerely believe it barely counts when they cheat and also that being cheated on is a deep spiritual wound only the craziest and most malevolent bitch would inflict on a man. this is in fact exactly why they should have all dated each other.
#lot of mclennon on the dash today for some reason. the stars have aligned i'm still thinking about get back#for real mclennon is basically eleanor of aquitaine/henry ii to me#it is of some historical significance that they were soulmates. asterisks may apply#i'm not an rpf girlie but i do love historical fiction#she said hypocritically#perhaps i will finish the great next
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Huh. Maybe Aros Are Great Week would be a good opportunity for me to finally post to AO3 the fic I wrote for the Ace Omens zine last year, yeah?
It's about how Crowley definitely doesn't love Aziraphale, because he's seen enough movies and things to know what love is and he doesn't feel about Aziraphale like any of that; and it starts something like
Aziraphale stopped in front of the quaint little storefront, and Crowley stopped with him. Watched his eyes brighten, round face totally devoid of fear or worry or anything but joy. Exactly how it should be.
“Go on, then,” Crowley grumbled, already rescheduling lunch in his head. "I know that look.”
Aziraphale raised a dignified eyebrow. “I don’t have a look.”
“Oh, you’ve got plenty of looks. This look says that either you go in there now, or you spend the rest of the afternoon sighing wistfully about how you wish you had.” Crowley opened the door with a minor flourish. “In you pop.”
Aziraphale beamed at him with enough radiance to start a familiar feeling in his chest. The glow of success, he figured — it would rise up, fluttery and gently warming right down to his scaly toes, any time he got Aziraphale to make that face.
I just haven't had simultaneous time, opportunity, and energy to get on my real computer and do all the formatting/tagging/blah, in the last large number of months. It takes like an hour to get everything set up to my satisfaction! More if I have to keep interrupting myself to go downstairs and see what housemate wants this time! (oops speaking of which I need to shift the laundry)
Wonder who's still out there aware of my existence as a writer to notice if I did post it 👀
#ineffablefool original post#ineffablefool original fiction#there's one i haven't used in a while!#aros are great and deserve every good thing btw#if you think aros are ~basically straight~ or whatever then you can please unfollow me and then go stub your toe now thanks
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Today's FebFicFight is about someone flying as a dragon for the first time, and I am very pleased with that. I grew up among these hills, imagining flying off into them during countless long car rides. What is writing for, if not self-indulgent wish fulfillment?
#and I described them basically the same way as in that recent story#and I don't care#because the whole point of this writing challenge to have fun and not worry about the details#it sparks joy#and that means it's a success#writer life#February Fiction Fight#flying#dragons#imagination#it's great stuff
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‘Steve,’ said Temple suddenly, the thought of food in the immediate future possibly giving him the idea.
‘Yes?’ she said, with a curious smile.
‘I was wondering if, er, you . . .’ He broke off. For perhaps the first time Paul Temple knew what it meant when he used the word ‘bashful’ in one of his novels.
‘Well?’ prompted Steve.
‘If you’d—er—care to have dinner with me on … on Thursday?’ he said.
‘Thursday? Yes, of course,’ she said happily. ‘I’d love to.’
'Good. I shall be in town, so perhaps we can . . . er . . . lunch together, too?’
‘Yes,’ she smiled. ‘Why not?’
‘We might even manage to have tea together, as a sort of, er—
‘I’d love to,’ she replied softly.
‘Oh, er, splendid,’ he said. ‘Well, that’s about all. Of course, there is breakfast, but—’
‘I always have breakfast in bed.’
‘In bed?’
‘Yes, in bed.’
‘Well, that’s a bit awkward!’
‘Of course,’ put in Steve a trifle glibly, ‘we could get married.’
‘Yes, I suppose we—’ Temple suddenly gasped. ‘I say... are you proposing?’
‘What do you think, Mr. Temple?’ she asked brightly, in a voice that was a perfect imitation of his. ‘What do you think?’
--Francis Durbridge, Send For Paul Temple (1938)
#Paul Temple#Send for Paul Temple#are these mysteries great crime fiction? LOL no#Does their repetitiveness and familiarity draw me in? absolutely#Is Paul and Steve's relationship absolutely delightful and basically the one thing that makes it worth it? also yes#we don't get good married couples playing as teams without cheating or jealousies because Durbridge just did it all and did it first :P#also you know Steve sometimes is the damsel in distress sometimes she needs no man#She gets kidnapped as much as she foils plans of kidnapping her#she contains multitudes#perfectly balanced as all things should be etc etc
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frogive me if I am but a fool, but dost Thorns and Thrones exist as a fanfic, or a series of art, or both
Fear not, dearest Anon, thou art naught a fool, for thine own question is unequivocally valid!
Thorns and thrones resides as a story mostly told through art and various asks I have answered on this blog. I do my best to show the story rather than proclaim it, for truly, I am but a great and lowly chicken when it comes to taking up the quill and ink mine self
BUT! people have made many a fan pieces of work for the AU
Make haste! for each and every one has made masses weep tears of joy and merrious laughter. I beg of thee!
Witness the works of many a talented creators!
#ye olde English uhhhh#did I do it right#I ran along w your theme anon THANKS it was fun#but yeah more or less I have not officially written anything in terms of one shots/fan fiction for the au#there’s a handful directly inspired by scenes from art#a few from the basics of the story themselves#and a few written purely out of inspiration for the ✨vibes✨#it’s all a great time PLEASE check them out#I’m chilling away at the story as I go! I’m a lot more interest in getting into other#CHIPPING** gdi#character introductions and various backstories rn#and megop yearning#and yearning all around in general#we are here for the cheesy romance what is plot??? who is she…….#asks
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I genuinely cannot stand when fans go around “correcting” other fans about a character/ship that’s based off a popular headcanon or occasionally a piece of work that is popular but also is not truly canon
It’s completely fine to headcanon whatever you like about a character, they’re fictional they don’t have rights or feelings or boundaries that you’re crossing by headcanoning them a bit(or a lot) different than they are because-and I can’t stress this enough- they aren’t real
but it’s just flat out stupid to say someone else is wrong for not also agreeing regardless of how well you or anyone else thinks it fits the character or “makes more sense” or thought it was “heavily implied” but for some reason this has become a much more common occurrence to do in fandoms(particularly regarding toxic shipping culture)
If you really like and agree with a wildly accepted headcanon that’s great! That just makes it easier to find content you’ll enjoy, but don’t try and falsely correct others just because they don’t agree with it and like the real canon or headcanon something completely different(because as previously stated, they aren’t real, so headcanon whatever you want and just ignore any you dislike)
Fictional characters are free for interpretation by all fans, if you disagree with someone else’s particular interpretation, simply move on. It truly is that easy
#sorry if this is coming off passive aggressive#I just get bothered when I see people hating on someone over smth as silly as a headcanon#I’d list examples but I’d literally run out of space#the biggest I keep seeing tho is the ship Eraser/Mic from MHA#and Saiki being ace#like these are headcanons#other people don’t have to use them#hating on someone for using the actual canon makes you look foolish ngl#PSA#thank you for coming to my ted talk#I could list thousands of examples#but I’ll refrain#stop toxic shipping culture#and stop making fandom toxic#honestly this is mostly for you Mha and Batman fandoms#fandom#headcanon#headcanon etiquette#real talk tho ao3 filters are great for not seeing things you don’t want#use them#at the end of the day we all like the same silly blorbos#we just see them differently#this applies to headcanons you don’t like too#just move on#it only becomes problematic when people go around saying its facts#confusing new fans and annoying old ones#👏if it is not said in the source content it is not canon👏#these are the basics of fiction I fear#headcannons and fictional characters are never that serious#I also think it’s weird when people see content of a headcanon/or ship & feel the need to be all WeLl I sEe ThEM LiKE ThIs
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you know. i hope johnnys home life is okay. like. its implied that his parents dont love each other, but i hope that hes not living in a household where they fight all the time. i hope theyre separated but actually coparenting him, not using him to to fight with one another
#like. i didnt grow up in any of those environments but my brothers did and now my nieces are and im seeing directly how its affecting my#nieces and. its not fucking great. i hope fictional character johnny jhonnys parents can coparent well and love their son#even if they dont love eachother#paranatural#isabels home life already makes me so sad with how her dad and grandpa basically use her to fight w one another. and eds reaction to#franciscos yelling felt really familiar as someone who grew up w a mom who had a quick temper and would go off easily. just.#idk the kids make me sad i need more than one of them to not have a super shitty home life
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[Henry] had asked Lady Shelton whether Mary [was] persisting in her obstinancy. Hearing that she was, Henry became certain that she was being encouraged by secret communication from Katharine. Lady Shelton thought the only possible messenger was Mary's chamber woman. In this she was correct. The maid had been smuggling letters in and out. She was dismissed, as was Mary's confessor, to be replaced by one whom Chapuys characterised as 'Lutheran'.
The King’s Pearl: Henry VIII & His Daughter Mary, Melita Thomas
#as i'm going through this refresher in tandem with reading weir's new novel...#she actually writes shelton as being the one that managed to get her mother's letters to her into her hands#even for fiction that feels...far fetched#ostensibly someone had to be getting her letters from chapuys as well; even chapuys reports at times#that he doesn't know how it's possible she's getting letters out to him#but i doubt it was either of the boleyn aunts here#nor margaret bryan; anne's maternal aunt#even the interpretation that anne was a nonentity by this point and had no clout; basically#would not bear this out; if they didn't fear anne then they certainly would've had reason to fear henry#and i doubt they would've circumvented what he ordered#until after jan 1536 (where shelton is allowing visitors from chapuys bcus she's been sent gifts) this just does not seem to be the case#melita thomas#(also had weir been more faithful to primary sources. then this interpretation would mean shelton threw this chamber woman under#the bus...which she did; but in her rendering it would be to save her OWN skin#rather than at great personal risk which is what she#portrays; for the construction a sympathetic character in lady shelton)#i also think there's a question of agency on this unnamed maid's part that i don't really ever seen given space...#insofar as the hierarchy of privilege etc#was she actually willing to risk her income to do this? that's generally how it's portrayed#but it's just as possible that she felt constrained to do so bcus mary; despite her demoted status; was obviously her superior#even if not her employer#not to mention after being dismissed for such a reason; it's not like she was going to get a reccomendation to another household#it's fair to talk about how both coa and mary were placed in these hostile environments but the hostility and tension#those placed as their servants (not those that had chosen to be there; like elizabeth darrell for coa)#is again...not given the same space; generally#it was probably very frustrating to serve two highly privileged women that refused to answer or look at or acknowledge them#because they were addressing them as the law required.#you can imagine the eye-rolls of the servants which coa called 'gaolers'. since. yk.#a person of a servant's status was likely to have a friend or relative that spent time in an *actual* jail cell. if not themselves .
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The Great Gatsby (1974) au where Gatsby doesn't die and instead Nick takes on the no-paying job of trying to get Jay to move on from Daisy.
Bad ending is Gatsby never does & he and the Buchanans become a never-ending shitshow. Good ending is Jay moves on. Super special bonus ending is Jay and Nick fall in love (toxicity optional)
#I specified the movie because I havent read the book so idk Book Nick or Book Jay I havent met them#the great gatsby#the great gatsby 1974#the great gatsby (1974)#My favorite idea is a mix of the Good and Super Special Bonus endings#Where Gatsby moves on and spends a good few years learning to be a normal fucking human being#(ft Nick being a supportive friend (but also getting back to being normal after his summer of bullshit))#(and Jay figuring out how to have normal fucking relationships means he visits his dad in person more often :'3 )#anyway after 5 years or so Jay falls in love with Nick in a way that is Healthy and Not Obsessive#and the two of them become a Normal Healthy couple#which is of course difficult because. time period#but I like to imagine that Jay's dad is happy about it :']#also. assuming Jay doesnt go to jail for Crime. he's got enough money to basically deal with any problem#(if i had a nickel for every time i shipped a blond x brown-hair gay couple from the Great Depression i'd have two nickels)#(which isnt many but it's strange it's happened twice)#Also yeah I know this au of mine is Boring. dw I don't think toxic romance stories are Horrible or that fiction has model ideal behavior#I just personally find joy in imagining mundane healing stories :'))#jay gatsby#nick carraway#my words
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what I say: I like reading fiction about power structures and systems of governance outside of our usual - like royalty fantasy or rogue criminal heist kind of thing. The action sequences and higher levels of consequences are really cool
what I mean: it's about the experience of being trapped within a system which you hate but want to sustain in a better way than it has been for the good of its members its about loving your family while hating your family while being stuck somewhere you want to improve you can't escape your responsibility but you can try its a never ending struggle of deciding who you are and who you could be and how you can live and live with yourself while within such systems that feel like a wall closing in on you and your life as you try to build a life with less corruption than the last generation its about th-
#books#fiction#fan fiction#been thinking about royalty aus#and wondering why i like them#anyway hve this#soldier poet king#zukka#basically i read a couple zukka fics with firelord Zuko in and remembered i have A Thing about that genre of fiction#and#coldflash#and any kind of fantasy au#read a few great ones of bnha#todobaku fic Fire in the Mountains is one of my faves#atla#jjk#bhna#that goes into the depths of hero society#and the todoroki family dynamics#anyway i have specific history that we will ignore#what do you mean why are 2 of my all time favorite characters zuko and shoto todoroki with moonlighting from Dabi?#none of your business#its not at all about the pressures of trying to live up to expectations while hating male figures in your life#none at all#we also stan azula and i need to read or write more fics about her#we stan a complicated bitch#want to disect her under a microscope#anyway i have an essay to edit
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fellow travelers is losing me for real WHERE ARE THE WOMENNNNN even queer as folk had main cast lesbians and straight women who existed as more than just plot development for the gay men
#the wife and daughter don't even pass the bechdel test AND they're only there to affect hawk's character#god i just wish queer women were included as equal counterparts in historical gay fiction#is that too much to ask for#also its not lost on me that they didn't include trans people at all#which is glaringly obvious in that they basically skipped over stonewall ???#this show is pissing me off precisely because its a GOOD SHOW but it could've been GREAT
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my general belief on anything is it’s not okay if a man does it but if a woman does it then yes.
#sure I could go further into detail explaining different terms and whatnot but.#this is me about dark fiction btw because like#when men do it they turn out to be not so great#to put it lightly haha#but when women write dark fiction generally they understand it’s fiction#basically men should have less rights than women do#yes this won’t cause any issues in my arguments…
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I think the greatest showcase of my writing style being influenced by my academic writing And that you can get away with anything as long as you have a good grasp of grammar is my "overuse" of linking adverbs, something I only know how to use And also use as much as I do because it's been Drilled into me in my plethora of academic writing courses
#Academic writing doesn't help your fictional writing they say#Yeah only if you want to write a particular way bud#There's more writing styles than you mfers can count!!!!#And if it isn't obvious#Mine is a hotpot of Basically everything I've learned through my english literature ba lmfao#Like a lot of it is from modernist literature and a lot of it is from contemporary academic writing#And a solid amount comes from a bit all over the timeline#Not to mention how a lot also comes from contemporary novels#It's actually a Great fucking receipt for Me to realise just how much I HAVE learned through this fucking bachelors degree#Esp when it comes to grammar and how to manipulate sentences to do what I want#The ONLY thing that matters is that your sentences make sense and that your paragraphs consist of sentences that build on each other#Sounds like basic knowledge but you'd all be damned surprised what I've seen in my days lmfao#EVERYTHING ELSE is a suggestion and secondary#This is also why academic writing can help you A LOT in creative writing actually#Because academic writing and writing classes#ARE THERE to teach you how to make sentences and paragraphs Make Sense with each other#One of those ways is linking adverbs!
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I can't post a snippet because it's not my fic and it wouldn't be right, but my FAVORITE fic I've read has a scene where one of the surgeons of the Houses of Healing kills a gravely injured patient because Minas Tirith is under siege and medicine is being rationed. He's such a calm and collected character normally but a couple chapters after the fact you can start to see fissures of doubt creep in. He asks the main character, a young healer, if she thought it was the right thing for him to do. And she was like "it needed to be done, did it not?" "I don't know." LIKE UGH. LOVE WHEN THERE'S UNCERTAINTY. LOVE WHEN A CHARACTER'S RESOLVE IS SHAKEN. LOVE IT
#and then the main character is like WTF DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T KNOW??????? DID YOU JUST KILL A GUY FOR NO REASON???#it's such a fucked up moment it's soooo good#like i love it in fiction when the ppl that the younger characters are supposed to look up to have no idea wtf they're doing#it's great#anyway. yes i am talking about fallen by aliana again!!!!!!! spreading my propaganda. now good night#one last thing i will add#they're almost all ocs#all the most important characters are ocs. the canon characters are basically cameos#AND I LOVE IT. IT'S LIKE THE PERSON MADE THEIR OWN UNIVERSE IN LOTR IT'S JUST. SO FUCKING COOOOOOL#sorry sorry i'm actually not done. i wish i could write like this person like#this fic rocked my fucking world i oughhghghghh#like it's just. so masterfully done i'm not exaggerating#...if you're still reading these tags at this point read something else. okay#i'm gonna say it gilly's origin fic (the wip that will forever be a wip) was very much inspired by it OKAY I'M DONE NOW
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