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Murder comedy where at one point a forensics-centric amateur detective tries to extract a sample from the eye of a victim for tests without the cops noticing
Call that vitreous humor
#hal rambles#humor#shitpost#doing forensics homework if you can't tell#mystery#writing prompt#tagging that because I would read this#I would WRITE this also#terrible idea irl not only would you get sooo arrested but the evidence would be inadmissible#you'd have to be like L where he cares more about solving the mystery than the outcome of the court case#and/or only use it for leads rather than as evidence in and of itself#basically: great for fiction#i think it would be funny
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The worst part about reading in a genre where you have low expectations (in this case, Christian historical fiction) is that when a book impresses you, you have no idea if it's actually good or if you're just overly impressed because it was a fraction of a degree better than the usual garbage.
#basically lately anytime i read a christian fiction book that isn't romance-based i find myself surprised by the quality#i do think that some christian publishers are getting better#and trying to tell stories that dig deeper into real faith and messy issues#instead of making only vapid squeaky clean prayer-filled tropefests#but i'm not sure *how much* better#because anything above the low bar feels like great literature#the most recent is 'in a far-off land' by stephanie landsem#and let me tell you setting the prodigal son in 1930s hollywood is a genius concept#i have some issues with the history and the mystery#but the characters!#it has been a long time since i cried this hard over a book#several chapters of solid waterworks#(and i also have the issue of figuring out if it's actually that moving or if i'm just hormonal/sleep-deprived)#i keep thinking about this book but also i worry about recommending because what if it's actually terrible by normal book standards?#(also the author DOES NOT understand the seal of confession and i was SHOCKED to find that she's actually catholic)#but also looking at the reviews makes it clear that if most of christian fiction is vapid garbage it's these reviewers' fault#here you have something that's digging into sin and darkness and justice and mercy and these people are just#'how can it call itself christian fiction if it only mentions god at the end?'#are we reading the same book this WHOLE THING is about god! and humanity and our fallen nature and how this breaks relationships!#your pearl-clutching anytime someone tries to get even a tiny bit realistic is destroying this genre#i'm gonna run out of tags so i'll stop now
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i came across a (typical) reel of jason pov slander and the comments DIDN'T fail me for the very first time, EVER. Literally everyone was agressively defending him in the comments and called out how overused the whole "jason is so boring I couldn't wait to end his povs" videos were?? And all those comments had the most amount of likes??? jason grace defenders, I think our time has officially come. Our hardwork has paid off till the point it has reached the annoying Instagram pjo fandom to angrily condemn against anti jason videos and call out how dumb and unoriginal it is to hate on him simply because the majority of the fandom is and you wanna appear cool.
"no i will not stand for jason slander"
"what did jason ever do? Y'all just hate him bc he is capable enough to compete with percy"
"jason slander is so overrated. His povs were interesting y'all are just being dramatic bc you want to hate on him somehow"
YES. YES. YES. PREACH.
#Jason. They finally see your greatness. Im so proud of you my boy#The era of Jason grace slander being slandered was not on my 2024 bing cards omg#tho I don't support attacking the creators of those vids over a fictional character#I was pleasantly surprised when basically all the comments were like “wow you hate jason you are so original” like POP OFF kings and queens#Im so proud of my babies for defending him#And the way literally everyone was condemning jason haters and all those comments had ppl agreeing on the replies aswell#Jason grace slander era is officially going to end soon I just know it#I'm so proud that I always loved jason#Never wavered no matter how dominating the jason antis were in the fandom#Now I'm getting to witness an era of a swarm of ppl just jumping right in to defend jason over a harmless reel. Like YES.#pjo#pjo fandom#jason grace#percy jackson#pjo series#pjo hoo#pjo hoo toa#annabeth chase#leo valdez#piper mclean
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han solo wants what atton rand has
#AND THATS A FACT#guys pls play kotor 2 and see my vision#atton deserves a romance questline with as much depth and length as astarion’s fr#and also an option to be an evil power couple#i will fund the kotor remakes and kotor 3 myself if i have to#its the way i didn’t even know he existed when i started playing#but then i fell in love#like he’s an extremely close second to anakin#‘they can’t hurt you bc you’ll be right here with me playing pazaak’ AND THEN THAT BEING BASICALLY THE LAST THING HE SAYS#obsidian partner with larian studios and bring kotor back and my life is yours#i deadass wrote fic about my mc and atton after playing#star wars#knights of the old republic#i havent played the restored content mod but even then its like……. i need something more#a fictional star wars situationship really had me crying bc i wanted a better ending#kotor 2 is so interesting bc i loved it#but whats great about it sometimes reinforces whats bad about it#that being the cut content and the sometimes apparent lack of substance in spots#i shouldn’t have been an infant when kotor 2 was made i shouldve been in the writers room#i need him i need him i need him#‘you have a husband?’ oooooooooooooooooooh#i just think seeing the kotor games with the graphics of something like jedi survivor would be insane#fav#i could talk about this game forever i beat both of them in the span of like about 2 weeks i was obsessed#my nerd ass loves star wars sm#like lets keep going back in time i rlly dont care about the ‘modern’ star wars era#and theres an easter egg line where atton calls you an angel even though he says hes joking#ahhhhhhhhhhhhh#genuinely down bad#📜.scrolls
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frogive me if I am but a fool, but dost Thorns and Thrones exist as a fanfic, or a series of art, or both
Fear not, dearest Anon, thou art naught a fool, for thine own question is unequivocally valid!
Thorns and thrones resides as a story mostly told through art and various asks I have answered on this blog. I do my best to show the story rather than proclaim it, for truly, I am but a great and lowly chicken when it comes to taking up the quill and ink mine self
BUT! people have made many a fan pieces of work for the AU
Make haste! for each and every one has made masses weep tears of joy and merrious laughter. I beg of thee!
Witness the works of many a talented creators!
#ye olde English uhhhh#did I do it right#I ran along w your theme anon THANKS it was fun#but yeah more or less I have not officially written anything in terms of one shots/fan fiction for the au#there’s a handful directly inspired by scenes from art#a few from the basics of the story themselves#and a few written purely out of inspiration for the ✨vibes✨#it’s all a great time PLEASE check them out#I’m chilling away at the story as I go! I’m a lot more interest in getting into other#CHIPPING** gdi#character introductions and various backstories rn#and megop yearning#and yearning all around in general#we are here for the cheesy romance what is plot??? who is she…….#asks
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you know. i hope johnnys home life is okay. like. its implied that his parents dont love each other, but i hope that hes not living in a household where they fight all the time. i hope theyre separated but actually coparenting him, not using him to to fight with one another
#like. i didnt grow up in any of those environments but my brothers did and now my nieces are and im seeing directly how its affecting my#nieces and. its not fucking great. i hope fictional character johnny jhonnys parents can coparent well and love their son#even if they dont love eachother#paranatural#isabels home life already makes me so sad with how her dad and grandpa basically use her to fight w one another. and eds reaction to#franciscos yelling felt really familiar as someone who grew up w a mom who had a quick temper and would go off easily. just.#idk the kids make me sad i need more than one of them to not have a super shitty home life
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The Great Gatsby (1974) au where Gatsby doesn't die and instead Nick takes on the no-paying job of trying to get Jay to move on from Daisy.
Bad ending is Gatsby never does & he and the Buchanans become a never-ending shitshow. Good ending is Jay moves on. Super special bonus ending is Jay and Nick fall in love (toxicity optional)
#I specified the movie because I havent read the book so idk Book Nick or Book Jay I havent met them#the great gatsby#the great gatsby 1974#the great gatsby (1974)#My favorite idea is a mix of the Good and Super Special Bonus endings#Where Gatsby moves on and spends a good few years learning to be a normal fucking human being#(ft Nick being a supportive friend (but also getting back to being normal after his summer of bullshit))#(and Jay figuring out how to have normal fucking relationships means he visits his dad in person more often :'3 )#anyway after 5 years or so Jay falls in love with Nick in a way that is Healthy and Not Obsessive#and the two of them become a Normal Healthy couple#which is of course difficult because. time period#but I like to imagine that Jay's dad is happy about it :']#also. assuming Jay doesnt go to jail for Crime. he's got enough money to basically deal with any problem#(if i had a nickel for every time i shipped a blond x brown-hair gay couple from the Great Depression i'd have two nickels)#(which isnt many but it's strange it's happened twice)#Also yeah I know this au of mine is Boring. dw I don't think toxic romance stories are Horrible or that fiction has model ideal behavior#I just personally find joy in imagining mundane healing stories :'))#jay gatsby#nick carraway#my words
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what I say: I like reading fiction about power structures and systems of governance outside of our usual - like royalty fantasy or rogue criminal heist kind of thing. The action sequences and higher levels of consequences are really cool
what I mean: it's about the experience of being trapped within a system which you hate but want to sustain in a better way than it has been for the good of its members its about loving your family while hating your family while being stuck somewhere you want to improve you can't escape your responsibility but you can try its a never ending struggle of deciding who you are and who you could be and how you can live and live with yourself while within such systems that feel like a wall closing in on you and your life as you try to build a life with less corruption than the last generation its about th-
#books#fiction#fan fiction#been thinking about royalty aus#and wondering why i like them#anyway hve this#soldier poet king#zukka#basically i read a couple zukka fics with firelord Zuko in and remembered i have A Thing about that genre of fiction#and#coldflash#and any kind of fantasy au#read a few great ones of bnha#todobaku fic Fire in the Mountains is one of my faves#atla#jjk#bhna#that goes into the depths of hero society#and the todoroki family dynamics#anyway i have specific history that we will ignore#what do you mean why are 2 of my all time favorite characters zuko and shoto todoroki with moonlighting from Dabi?#none of your business#its not at all about the pressures of trying to live up to expectations while hating male figures in your life#none at all#we also stan azula and i need to read or write more fics about her#we stan a complicated bitch#want to disect her under a microscope#anyway i have an essay to edit
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‘Steve,’ said Temple suddenly, the thought of food in the immediate future possibly giving him the idea.
‘Yes?’ she said, with a curious smile.
‘I was wondering if, er, you . . .’ He broke off. For perhaps the first time Paul Temple knew what it meant when he used the word ‘bashful’ in one of his novels.
‘Well?’ prompted Steve.
‘If you’d—er—care to have dinner with me on … on Thursday?’ he said.
‘Thursday? Yes, of course,’ she said happily. ‘I’d love to.’
'Good. I shall be in town, so perhaps we can . . . er . . . lunch together, too?’
‘Yes,’ she smiled. ‘Why not?’
‘We might even manage to have tea together, as a sort of, er—
‘I’d love to,’ she replied softly.
‘Oh, er, splendid,’ he said. ‘Well, that’s about all. Of course, there is breakfast, but—’
‘I always have breakfast in bed.’
‘In bed?’
‘Yes, in bed.’
‘Well, that’s a bit awkward!’
‘Of course,’ put in Steve a trifle glibly, ‘we could get married.’
‘Yes, I suppose we—’ Temple suddenly gasped. ‘I say... are you proposing?’
‘What do you think, Mr. Temple?’ she asked brightly, in a voice that was a perfect imitation of his. ‘What do you think?’
--Francis Durbridge, Send For Paul Temple (1938)
#Paul Temple#Send for Paul Temple#are these mysteries great crime fiction? LOL no#Does their repetitiveness and familiarity draw me in? absolutely#Is Paul and Steve's relationship absolutely delightful and basically the one thing that makes it worth it? also yes#we don't get good married couples playing as teams without cheating or jealousies because Durbridge just did it all and did it first :P#also you know Steve sometimes is the damsel in distress sometimes she needs no man#She gets kidnapped as much as she foils plans of kidnapping her#she contains multitudes#perfectly balanced as all things should be etc etc
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Round 1 Group 11
Kitty Softpaws (Puss in Boots) vs Goose (Marvel comics / MCU)
#okay now these are both great cats#but in light of the group 1 results honestly if Kitty and Puss meet somewhere along the line in this bracket#we're reenacting the last wish here with their wedding#they're already fighting death basically#Puppycat or smth can be the dog or whatever#anyway don't let me sway you and vote the marvel tentacle kitty#best fictional cat#polls#cats#competitions#puss in boots#kitty softpaws#marvel#goose#captain marvel
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fellow travelers is losing me for real WHERE ARE THE WOMENNNNN even queer as folk had main cast lesbians and straight women who existed as more than just plot development for the gay men
#the wife and daughter don't even pass the bechdel test AND they're only there to affect hawk's character#god i just wish queer women were included as equal counterparts in historical gay fiction#is that too much to ask for#also its not lost on me that they didn't include trans people at all#which is glaringly obvious in that they basically skipped over stonewall ???#this show is pissing me off precisely because its a GOOD SHOW but it could've been GREAT
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no one is ever yelling at me for the things I think I might get yelled at for but boy can I ever feel a raised eyebrow a mile off even when it isn't pointed at me
#ramblings#my brain has misinterpreted a lot of weird statements over the years but 'writing historical fiction is morally wrong' is a new one#especially because. hi a great deal of my life is spent writing historical fiction actually. so. uh. hm.#and every so often the thoughts begin to rattle around the old cupola skull to the tune of Unqualified and Insufficiently Exemplary#but there is no law against writing without a license or what have you! own personal brain monk disagrees though.#unrelatedly I just learned that dry cleaning is basically another word for 'wash your clothes with gasoline'#and now I feel slightly better about the first thing but INCREDIBLY worse about the other thing! whee!
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[Henry] had asked Lady Shelton whether Mary [was] persisting in her obstinancy. Hearing that she was, Henry became certain that she was being encouraged by secret communication from Katharine. Lady Shelton thought the only possible messenger was Mary's chamber woman. In this she was correct. The maid had been smuggling letters in and out. She was dismissed, as was Mary's confessor, to be replaced by one whom Chapuys characterised as 'Lutheran'.
The King’s Pearl: Henry VIII & His Daughter Mary, Melita Thomas
#as i'm going through this refresher in tandem with reading weir's new novel...#she actually writes shelton as being the one that managed to get her mother's letters to her into her hands#even for fiction that feels...far fetched#ostensibly someone had to be getting her letters from chapuys as well; even chapuys reports at times#that he doesn't know how it's possible she's getting letters out to him#but i doubt it was either of the boleyn aunts here#nor margaret bryan; anne's maternal aunt#even the interpretation that anne was a nonentity by this point and had no clout; basically#would not bear this out; if they didn't fear anne then they certainly would've had reason to fear henry#and i doubt they would've circumvented what he ordered#until after jan 1536 (where shelton is allowing visitors from chapuys bcus she's been sent gifts) this just does not seem to be the case#melita thomas#(also had weir been more faithful to primary sources. then this interpretation would mean shelton threw this chamber woman under#the bus...which she did; but in her rendering it would be to save her OWN skin#rather than at great personal risk which is what she#portrays; for the construction a sympathetic character in lady shelton)#i also think there's a question of agency on this unnamed maid's part that i don't really ever seen given space...#insofar as the hierarchy of privilege etc#was she actually willing to risk her income to do this? that's generally how it's portrayed#but it's just as possible that she felt constrained to do so bcus mary; despite her demoted status; was obviously her superior#even if not her employer#not to mention after being dismissed for such a reason; it's not like she was going to get a reccomendation to another household#it's fair to talk about how both coa and mary were placed in these hostile environments but the hostility and tension#those placed as their servants (not those that had chosen to be there; like elizabeth darrell for coa)#is again...not given the same space; generally#it was probably very frustrating to serve two highly privileged women that refused to answer or look at or acknowledge them#because they were addressing them as the law required.#you can imagine the eye-rolls of the servants which coa called 'gaolers'. since. yk.#a person of a servant's status was likely to have a friend or relative that spent time in an *actual* jail cell. if not themselves .
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Ah yes, the scariest story of all:
G A Y
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#alright time for context in the tags!! your favorite show!!! yippee!#yeah so anyway basically i was thinking up fictional scenarios with my ocs (of course as always)#and i was thinking about hey! so what about this werewolf character. yknow? silver? what if we thought about when they were a little kid#and stuff. you know? why not and all and so i was having fun with that thinking about how theyd have had to keep their werewolf-ness#a secret. but their parents know and are trying to keep it a secret as well and what-not#and one day silver gets invited to a sleepover. yknow. at night. theyre a werewolf??? that wouldnt go well#other than the fact that they can control that wolf form?? (i need to figure out what to call it)#so itd be fine but its supposed to be a secret because if people knew silver would be reported to the authorites because in that universe#humans do exist they just kicked any weird hybrid or beast or whatever off onto another planet#jokes on them the little beasties are doing fine and after a bit of adjusting and working on fitting into the new world#that theywere forced onto with no way back#they have a whole civilization and are doing great!!! but everytime that the humans on their world realize someones like. a werewolf or#a vampire or anything. WELP BYE-BYE HAVE A NICE TRIP#and well theres a new orphan in town on the other world! well heck hopefully they live alright and maybe get adopted?#BUT ANYWAY OFF TRACK WHOOPS so basically silvers parents are like ‘no. you cant’ but silver’s friends had asked several times in the past#and really wanted to have a sleepover with silver. idk and so basically silver writes a note saying ‘hey i did go sorry bout that-#dont worry i got it covered i can keep my wolf formt hing hidden no worries’ or something basically says that and goes to the sleepover#(friends think silver finally got permission) and wow i just realized this is a long story heck lemme try and shorten a little#and eventually at one point they all wanna tell scary stories cause why not#and once i got there my brain kinda kept pausing and then swoosh new train thought woahh!!#and started thinking about a cute scenario about two ocs of mine who are VERY GAY hehe <3#but i thought it was a bit funny because i realized that i was about to have some lil kids tell each other scary stories and then woop brain#go hey think about this cute gay scenario!! so ah yes. cute gay scenario=SCARY (/j)#does this even make any sense at all i genuinely dont know but i had fun talking about ocs so yea ima sleep now#have a good day/night to you!!! <333 YIPPEE anyway bye bye goodnight bla bla bla woohoo
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As I’ve said before so many times I don’t even like MCU D/ruig and I’m sick of his face in the tags BUT I also hate seeing people stick their OC with him because how Dare you shove M/akkari out of the picture!
It’s like how I saw a Dune fic where it’s you\Leto and his love for you is why he never married Lady J.essica like IDGAF ABOUT LETO BUT DONT YOU DARE BESMIRCH MY LADY J
#out of shirt#I support people doing what they like and not bothering them over it#which is why this is made not to show up in the tags#but I reserve the right to be annoyed#esp in the former cuz like black women getting a love interest is so rare in the MCU and media in general#and it’s the broody fan favorite of all guys!#like yes I may find him boring and ugly and all but I appreciate that fact ok#especially since freaking certain other marvel properties are still too afraid to put a certain black woman with white men#that she has great longtime chemistry with#just saying#basically I love self indulgent fan fantasies but also I am v protective of even fictional women and sometimes these things clash
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i Unfortunately haven't been able to be on here bc i've been so fucking busy but i Have been keeping up with d20 stuff and just. burrow's end is so good for me specifically
#as a hardcore dystopian lover (and i mean yes thg but also like speculative fiction like parable of the sower)#this is so good for me and i cant wait to see how these stoats are animal farm-ing this#i remember there was a video d20 put out before it premiered where aabria said this is basically her graduate thesis i believe?#i cant find the video now but i heard that and i just Know this is going to be great#ill try to find it again if i can when i have time but YESS lets get into the epistemological reasoning these stoats have made to justify i#plus whatevers going on w radiation?? fun times#i do heavily appreciate aabria's ability to do body horror w/o being ableist too!! you dont have to be all#“oooh this thing that Can Happen is horrifying oooh!” NO. MAKE THAT ELK SPIKY#decomposition is Right there. its not a hard bar but for some reason so many ppl become pole vaulters instead of just walking below#does that metaphor make sense? ive been writing so much you guys :( my brain is a little bit melted#this is a direct @ at a certain book btw that is talked about as 'such good body horror and sooo scary." guys it was so bad.#like heavily ableist but also just not written well. eugh :|#anyways. fun times and Heavily looking forward to the next episode. i have to go write more now ;-;#like this is from something i started last night:#''Mrs. Hutchinson's privilege blinds her to the institutional violence and dehumanization in ''The Lottery''#and thus is exploited herself for a gruesome generational ritual.''#i dont love the word exploited and ill probably change it but like. thats the level we're working at. yippee#okokok bye now
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