#based asf

[tea-and-secrets]

the best thing about trying to learn self-disclipline by recontextualising my life through the lens of shoenen anime is that i know that im cringe and i dont care

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[monokopod]

[one-pissed-off-child]

How bout that election year huh

[weirdbros]

being drunk is so crazy bc why can i only think abt how beautiful and amazing sam winchester is

[plupsobi]

What if I OC posted. is this a safe space or would you stab me 2 death where I stand ?

Anyway this is lexi she is my oomfie I luv her very much she's so sillypilled 2 me (haunted by self made Horrors)

[nova-they-exist-yup]

You forgot another HMS - TSS dynamic: Soul & Logan

Soul: So you have a blue tie huh?

Logan: ...yes.

Soul: Z-Zubin?? 0o0

Mind later yells at Soul for harassing his new friend.

HA FRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Logan: What is a ‘Zubin’?

Mind: It’s nothing. Soul is just bEING A LITTLE SHIT!

[look-mom-percys-on-the-tv]

Reminder that May "the monsters sit out on the sidewalk all day and they never come in" Castellan keeps her Medusa beanie baby INSIDE the house

[wifeyoozi]

Mr. Lee Pick-me Jihoon

No because Lee Jihoon in love is utterly the most pick-me, cringey, sore loser kinda guy. Jihoon’s got this whole complex about being the perfect boyfriend, but he ends up looking like the most obvious, over-the-top lovesick mess, convinced he’s the coolest guy in the world for it. He tries to play it smooth, like he’s effortlessly romantic and all-knowing about relationships, but it’s so clear to anyone with half an eye that he’s absolutely whipped—and trying way too hard. He somehow misses the irony every single time, basking in this self-made illusion that he’s doing the most “under-the-radar” job at being completely devoted.

It’s hilarious how he’ll throw himself into these “sacrifices” for you, like he’s some kind of knight in shining armor, going out of his way for the smallest things. Once, you casually mentioned craving a certain drink from a café clear across town. The next thing you know, Jihoon’s blowing up your phone with updates as he embarks on this “heroic” journey to get it for you, acting like he’s in some epic quest. He makes a whole show out of sighing dramatically when he gets back, sweat on his brow, handing over the drink like he just saved the kingdom, while casting you these little glances to see if you’re as impressed as he thinks you should be. It’s cringey and way over the top, and yet somehow endearing—because only Jihoon would turn a coffee run into an Oscar-worthy production.

Then there’s his obsession with being “different.” He’s convinced that he’s unlike any other boyfriend out there, a “hopeless romantic” who just gets it. The first time he tried to explain this to you, he looked off into the distance, like he was pondering some great truth, and murmured, “People these days don’t appreciate true romance, y’know? Not like I do.” You had to bite back a laugh as he continued, talking about how he thinks relationships should be full of little gestures and poetic love notes. He even tried to write you a letter once, but halfway through, he got embarrassed and tore it up because, according to him, “You deserve a better writer than me.” It was cheesy and melodramatic, yet something about his seriousness made you fall a little more in love.

And the fishing for compliments? It’s practically a full-time job for him. He’ll lean in close, adjusting his shirt or messing with his hair, pretending he doesn’t notice you watching him. “Do I look okay?” he’ll ask, like he’s casually inquiring, even though he’s practically holding his breath for your answer. If you compliment him, he’ll brush it off with a fake modest shrug, saying, “Oh, thanks, I guess…” But you know he’s about five seconds from grinning like a complete idiot and checking himself out in the mirror just because you called him cute.

But nothing beats his little sigh-filled monologues about how deeply he loves you, how his feelings are almost too much to handle. It could be the simplest moment—like the two of you watching TV on the couch, or walking through the grocery store—and suddenly, he’ll stop and say, “You know, loving you… it’s like… it’s almost too much. I don’t think you understand how intense it is.” He’ll shake his head, all serious, as if he’s grappling with this grand, tragic love, and you have to stifle your laughter because he’s acting like a main character in a soap opera. But he’s deadly serious, as if his heart can barely hold the enormity of his feelings.

Whenever he’s feeling insecure, Jihoon has this self-deprecating move he pulls, fishing for reassurance in the most obvious way. He’ll sigh and mutter, “I mean, I know I’m not like… the coolest boyfriend ever or anything…” trailing off and casting side glances at you, waiting for you to tell him he’s wonderful. When you finally give in and reassure him, he tries to keep a straight face, but you can tell by the way his shoulders relax that he’s basking in it, practically glowing under your validation.

What’s really priceless, though, is how he’s convinced that being with you makes him the luckiest person alive, and he’ll say it to you at the most random moments. “Do you realize how lucky I am?” he’ll whisper, even if you’re just brushing your teeth next to him. “Seriously. I don’t think I deserve you.” He’ll shake his head like he’s some tragic, noble hero, sighing in contentment as he gazes at you. It’s such a ridiculous, earnest display, and yet you can’t help but adore him for it.

In the end, Jihoon’s trying way too hard to be this ideal boyfriend, failing miserably at being subtle, and somehow landing squarely in “adorable loser” territory. He’s clueless to how transparent his little “cool guy” persona is, blissfully unaware that you can see right through him. But in a way, it’s what you love about him—he’s just so unapologetically and awkwardly in love, and while he thinks he’s fooling everyone, you wouldn’t have him any other way.

[steph-anie723]

what’s up my skibidi sigmas 💜💜💜💜

[hairscare]

since the fanon fnaf au takes place in modern day in my brain i like the idea that william got springlocked a little later and raised vincent after his parents untimely mysterious murders (vincent did it) but now hes trapped in the safe room and his silly ass nephew is continuing his work for funsies

[purplepeptobismol]

Latino Mysterion is so funny to me because I can totally hear him say some shit like: “I may not have medical insurance, but I do have sana sana colita de rana,” in his deep nasally voice while he’s on the verge of dying.

[drgregmousebites]

Dr. Gregory House condones the murder of the untied healthcare ceo and thinks Luigi Mangione is a pretty cool fella

[vanillacoke25]

AND ALL OF MY MOST MUSCULAR REGRETS

EXPLODE BEHIND MY EYESSS LIKE AMERICAN SPORTS

[hypocrisy-incarnate]

once again thinking about podcast men with the most british names i've ever fucking heard

[villainintern]

congrats on finishing your finals :)

Thank youu 😭🙏 it was so bad guys. Like so bad. Turned in my last essay today… immediately collapsed in a heap

I’ve genuinely been nocturnal for two weeks. Swear on my life. Wake up at 4pm, all nighter, crash at 9am repeat. Insane lifestyle. Don’t do this.

U all have been very patient I will post some concept art as a treat <3

[darklight-owl]

Because the creators sip their "respect women" juice and it gives them superpowers

why is the promised neverland unironically better at everything death note does than death note is