#bark bark woof awooga

[vampirecatboy]

honestly

the fact that Wyll and Astarion haven't killed each other is fucking astounding

i mean come on

[futurewdclandonorris]

I'm about to start barking like a damn dog

[jasonisaacs]

new photos of jason isaacs ohhhhhhhh look at him!!

[starlightmojito1988]

Oh my god,it's him,it's Dr. sexy 😩💞

[m1lflov3rrr]

my favs <3

[buggmintz]

EPISODE 7 SPOLIERSSS

Kind of

HE'S HEEEEREEEE!!!! aHHHHHHHHHHH

He and Lizzy are Soooo stupid together, lmao Greatly written friendship

I have

a couple

snapshots

just a

few

I cannot for the life of me remember who made this, but I'll edit once I find it!!!

[azuree1733]

SPREAD MY LEGS????? YESSIR 🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡

[uncreativeblob]

Currently going absolutely feral over Laura Bailey dressed as Delilah Briarwood

[ragnarokhound]

AND AND AND a vampire letting himself get bitten is I know you do not feed like me, but I would be that for you if you needed it. I know how it feels to be on the other side and I’m giving it to you oughhh AND THE MUZZLE???! Who is it protecting, really? Tim from getting ravaged or Jason’s conscience? Is it ensuring that he doesn’t hurt anyone or that he doesn’t touch anyone but Tim? Getting to the point where Jason is so deep he can’t pretend he doesn’t want to. That’s when the muzzle can come off -🐺🦇

"I know you do not feed like me, but I would be that for you if you needed it. I know how it feels to be on the other side and I’m giving it to you" - *softly sobbing into my pillow over this T_T OTL

"Is it ensuring that he doesn’t hurt anyone or that he doesn’t touch anyone but Tim?" - AND I'M UTTERLY RABID ABOUT *THIS* to the point that uh. I put off responding to you because I had to write this:

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“I still don’t think we need it,” Tim complains, turning the key in the lock. It clicks shut with a small snik.

Jason doesn’t budge an inch. 

“Sorry, princess,” he says, his breath puffing warm past the cool metal bars against Tim’s neck. “Them’s the breaks. We agreed: if you don't bite, then neither do I.”

Tim feels his face heat. He huffs, settling back on Jason’s thighs and leaning back into the arm Jason has around his waist. He presses the key into Jason’s chest for him to take. 

The muzzle is big on him, a loose cage of steel and leather; reinforced in certain places with silver. When the transformation takes him, he’ll grow to fit it— which, by the way, was not an easy measurement to get.

“That’s not strictly true,” he says, thinking about how he’d been forced to wrestle Jason down to the ground to wrap the measuring tape around his big furry head. He’d needed to use teeth to do it.

They’d both been bloody and sweaty by the end of it, and Tim was finding fur in places he didn’t want to dwell on for the next month. But at least it meant the wolf was in a playful mood for the rest of the night, and not a murderous one. Some nights it took longer than others to make that transition.

Jason raises an eyebrow. He puts a heavy palm over the key, trapping Tim’s hand against his heart. 

“Oh? Please, enlighten me.”

Tim scowls, and he knows he must be practically scarlet from the lazy smirk sharpening Jason’s mouth, the smug glint in his eye. He loves to see Tim turn red. 

“Quit it,” Tim scolds. “You know what always ends up happening. We go out, and then you get fussy, and what else am I supposed to do? You always goad me into biting you.”

It’s true, too. Tim thought Jason was bad enough outside the full moon, but that’s nothing compared to the unleashed desires of the wolf. Jason continues to look smug, and Tim narrows his eyes.

“Every. Single. Time,” Tim can’t help but tease, sinking the fingers of his other hand into the scruff at Jason’s nape and watching his eyelids flutter. “You can’t help yourself. You need it.” 

Jason growls low in his throat, hand flexing over Tim’s. The moon hasn’t risen yet, but Tim swears his teeth have gone sharp.

“Shall we reevaluate, then?” Jason asks, voice low. He knows exactly what he’s doing. “How about this. The muzzle stays on—”

Jason pushes Tim’s hand to his own chest, then slides his hand with slow intent to flutter at Tim’s hips, digging into the meat of his thigh and pulling him flush to Jason’s core. Tim watches his lips move, hypnotized,  “—until you take it off.”

Tim wraps his fist around the metal, feeling the weight of it in his palm and all it implies— and meets Jason’s dark gaze with his own.

[number-1-panstander]

guys hear me out

[sl33paholics]

It's 1am. Brain fried to oblivion.

I need someone to write a smut fic about Francis Mosses (the milkman from That's Not My Neighbor) but you're in your apartment fucking his doppelgänger not knowing that's its a mimic and the actual Francis is probably in your closet, tied up waiting to be free or dead.

Either way, I need it. I need it so badly but I don't know who to request this to considering the fact I am too pussy to actually send this to anybody.

If no one can write this, then I'll do it myself. But I won't post it. For my eyes only.

[catboyidia]

OMFG AHHH THEY FINALLY GAVE US DOGBOY ZACK!!! I LOVE THIS COSTUME SO FUCKING MUCH!!! HE LOOKS SO GOOD!!! also tbh not going to lie… i would wear at least like half of that outfit…

[baeshijima]

H

HELLO SIR

[starlightmojito1988]

[it-is-i-zim]

More people should know about the 1987 Suicide Squad run for this reason

[broken-glowsticks]

Dominate in Seoul D-1

I actually think I'm going to die, he's going to kill us all.