number-1-panstander
number-1-panstander
honk honk April fools hehehaha
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number-1-panstander · 1 year ago
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G fuel
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number-1-panstander · 1 year ago
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your name is twilit sparkl and you hate that stupid fucking thing called friendship
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number-1-panstander · 1 year ago
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“If you have time to watch Netflix you have time for a side hustle” my side hustle is relaxing so that my body and brain can heal from by this nose-to-the-grindstone bullshit. I refuse to feel guilty for being a human with the need to relax sometimes. my side hustle is no.
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number-1-panstander · 1 year ago
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show, don't tell:
anticipation - bouncing legs - darting eyes - breathing deeply - useless / mindless tasks - eyes on the clock - checking and re-checking
frustration - grumbling - heavy footsteps - hot flush - narrowed eyes - pointing fingers - pacing / stomping
sadness - eyes filling up with tears - blinking quickly - hiccuped breaths - face turned away - red / burning cheeks - short sentences with gulps
happiness - smiling / cheeks hurting - animated - chest hurts from laughing - rapid movements - eye contact - quick speaking
boredom - complaining - sighing - grumbling - pacing - leg bouncing - picking at nails
fear - quick heartbeat - shaking / clammy hands - pinching self - tuck away - closing eyes - clenched hands
disappointment - no eye contact - hard swallow - clenched hands - tears, occasionally - mhm-hmm
tiredness - spacing out - eyes closing - nodding head absently - long sighs - no eye contact - grim smile
confidence - prolonged eye contact - appreciates instead of apologizing - active listening - shoulders back - micro reactions
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number-1-panstander · 1 year ago
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when u get this, list 5 songs u like to listen to, publish. then, send this ask to 10 of your favourite followers !! :3
come gawk at my odd taste in music
1: song for my lost ghost friends (by spellcasting)
2: well…better than the alternative (by Will Wood)
3: cabinet man (by Lemon Demon)
4: teenage dirtbag (by disboys)
5: cemetery girl (by ICP)
@friday-night-fangirl @dragondelsus @someguynamedj0n @drysqu1d @gummy-axolotl @ink-the-axolotl-rabbit @bag-of-milk69 @puffycloud2 @moonflower-pies @faith3231
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number-1-panstander · 1 year ago
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I like stories where a normal human child is being raised by a sinister supernatural being who is totally malevolent except when it comes to their kid. Those are so much better than the “kids are scary” changeling type horror movies.
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number-1-panstander · 1 year ago
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you are fucking died. game oval.
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number-1-panstander · 1 year ago
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wheres your whimsy. wheres your fucking whimsy
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number-1-panstander · 1 year ago
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this website peaked on January 29 2015 
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number-1-panstander · 1 year ago
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Attacka
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number-1-panstander · 1 year ago
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number-1-panstander · 1 year ago
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i know how to identify all of the barksies now.
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number-1-panstander · 1 year ago
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reblog this if you want anonymous opinions of you
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number-1-panstander · 1 year ago
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you: suck my dick me, an intellectual: inhale my richard
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number-1-panstander · 1 year ago
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number-1-panstander · 1 year ago
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sisters wearing my clothes
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number-1-panstander · 1 year ago
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found this in my school.
whoever decided to name their sphinx cat Raisin is the actual goddamn messiah istfg
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