#barbara's rhubarb

[emvisual]

Bodo Wartke es un músico aleman.

Tengo el alemán oxidado, pero creo que habla de Bárbara, ruibarbo y cerveza entre otras cosas.

Actualmente se dedica a publicar trabalenguas al estilo rap. El trabalenguas "Barbara's Rhubarb Bar", acompañado por Marti Fischer, se volvió viral en todo el mundo. En su web *https://www.bodowartke.de/zungenbrecher tiene más canciones.

El video completo en *https://youtu.be/ZYkBf0dbs5I

[atwas-meme-ing]

@sombody-iyoused-to-know

Well, that left me like

[marsbars1714]

I just realized that I’ve learned how to count to ten in German without learning the alphabet

How have I managed to learn a language out of order?? Why did I jump from greetings and introductions and ordering food/asking for directions to NUMBERS instead of the ALPHABET

The alphabet that the entire language is based off of

The alphabet that I haven’t put effort into learning

I can introduce myself and count to ten but I can’t recite you the alphabet

[topsy-snurby]

And what if they're bothering a poor man who just wanted to watch porn films in private ?? Then what? Searching for lost media isn't so great then, is it????

i think part of the reason lost media videos are so fun is that it more ethically scratches the same itch as true crime. a bunch of people online being amateur sleuths and going down rabbit holes is a lot easier to enjoy when theyre looking for a cereal commercial from 1991 instead of liike bothering the families of murder victims

[gamesatwork]

e485 — Barbarians at the Rhubarb Bar

e485: Barbarians at the Rhubarb Bar with Michael and Michael — flow, focus & distraction, waking up with Nintendo’s Alarmo, Wartke & Fischer’s song about Barbara, her rhubarb bar and the barbarians, the disappearing .io domain suffix and a whole lot more!

Photo by Svitlana on Unsplash Published 14 October 2024 e485 with Michael and Michael — flow, focus & distraction, waking up with Nintendo’s Alarmo, Wartke & Fischer’s song about Barbara, her rhubarb bar and the barbarians, the disappearing .io domain suffix and a whole lot more! Co-hosts Michael and Michael start off the show with the retirement of Apple executive Dan Riccio, who headed up…

[worm-anon]

According to recent reports, Barbara [the Mannequin]’s Rhubarberbar has partnered with [Elizabeth] Welch’s to create Welch’s Rhubarb Jelly

Thank you for bringing this to my attention! Honestly I’m surprised they didn’t partner sooner.

It is widely known that grape is the most popular flavor of all of Welch’s jellies, so I wonder how the new rhubarb flavor will be received. Can you just imagine a pbrj sandwich? Rhubarb is almost exclusively used to make rhubarb pie, and unlike true fruits, it must be cooked with sugar if you don’t want a tart flavor.

The new Welch’s Rhubarb Jelly will be available at Barbara’s Rhuberberbar while supplies last.

[actual-corpse]

Be me, American: *constantly forgets music in other languages exists outside of Vocaloid and Rammstein*

That one British guy: "It's a shame really"

[pseuddamntired]

Barbara’s rhubarb bar energy right here

The worst thing I ever did at a D&D table was when our DM ran out of place name ideas and told us the name of the port town we needed to go to was "Bar Harbor".

So I tricked him into roleplaying the slightly-too-helpful town guard into giving us directions to- Well you see, the party has been out in the wilderness for like a MONTH, we're all a mess, the dwarf's beard is out of control, so can you tell us- Where can we find the Bar Harbor Barber?

But we were not done. We each took turns, like a pack of velociraptors.

We also had Dryad in the party and a few of her branches got broken in a fight and now her whole canopy is unbalanced and it looks awful, but she really needs to see a specialist, is there a Bar Harbor Arbor Barber?

The Paladin also wanted to look in on a small church he'd heard of, that the city had a patron saint, who was boiled alive in a cauldron of ale, so where is the temple of the Bar Harbor Larger Martyr?

It was around this point that Chris started to tire of this nonsense.

The bard, naturally, wanted to go carousing, and he'd heard this town had some of the most attentive and welcoming Ladies of the Night on the continent, known by thier brightly colored stocking bands, so had he seen any of the Bar harbor Ardor Parlor Farber Garters?

Chris immediately escalated to threats of a Total Party Kill.

Unfortunately, I'd had time to prepare and-

"What do you want?"

"I just wanted to know if you'd seen my cousin."

"...Your cousin?"

"Yeah, I know it's a long shot, but he's got a pretty distinctive appearence and you might have seen him around town."

"Oh No-"

"Okay so he's Welsh and the whole family used to be in the wagon-making business but he got into clothes manufacture until there was an accident with a lamp black dye and now he's permanently stained a sooty color and that really turns heads, so now he's got a job drawing in crowds for the city funded swap meet- no, not the Drow that also works there, I mean like the inside of a fireplace- anyway, he got tired of people mixing the two of them up so he started wearing this fancy armor with a magical +1 charisma bonus-"

"Gallus I swear to God I *WILL* Summon the Tarraqsue-"

"-So have you seen my cousin, Arthur Carter, former Sartor but now he's the Darker Harker for the Charter Barter of Bar Harbor, the one with the Charmer Armor?"

Amazingly, we survived the Tarrasque.

[c0smic-coral]

I Google Translate Failed Barbaras Rhabarberbar (aka that one German song)

First in a small town

There is a girl named Barbara

and Barbara across town

It is famous for its amazing cakes

Well, you might say Barbara

Rhubarb Ayanda Sans and Peru

It was almost a miracle

Abelakdabel (Abelakdabel).

Yes, this cake is huge

And the demand is increasing

Barbara also started the new year

Barr calls her "Barbara Skinny".

There are still wild animals in this village

He asked Barbati about his war

And every day they are not with Barbara,

Then he called it "Jungal Kucho".

The next year a stranger came

Little by little they gave up their bad way of life

My name is Barbara

This bar is cheaper than Papa's

But the stranger was tired

And they all have nasty sharp nails (nothing special).

That's why Barbara abandoned him

Strangers are strangers' friends

He is like all animals

In a bad hair salon

He is a very good speaker

But this hairstyle looks good

Then he called the grave a stranger

Then go up

We were drinking together at the bar

Pies and ragu with Barbara

And don't eat raw food

I think there are two rhubarb pies

Yes, even mistakes are better

All about Barbara Rigbar

There are three clowns and a hairy boy

One night I was drinking at a bar

A policeman came and said hey where are you going?

There are three clowns and a hairy boy

[iclimbtreestofeelalive]

rupaul: hello queens today-- what was that noise?

rupauls evil sister, rhubarb:

[tofuingho]

There's this German rap song about a lady named Barbara that makes amazing rhubarb cakes that keeps showing up on my TikTok FYP.

And it made me realize I have never eaten rhubarb in my entire life. I didn't even know rhubarb cake was a thing.

How many other fruits and vegetables are there that I've never eaten?

[dreamtigress]

Well, now the Barbara Rhubarb Rap is STUCK IN MY HEAD. https://www.tiktok.com/@colortalkcreations/video/7339989417165163809

[charles-le-sorcerer]

WHY THE FUCK IS THAT GERMAN RHUBARB SONG STUCK IN MY HEAD?????

[thalassic-p4rk]

GUYS I GOT BABA‼️‼️‼️

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

I’m so!!!!

:DDDD

@harper---sea

New Uquiz: Which Octonaut are you?

I worked hard on this, I hope you like it!!!

[shyjusticewarrior]

Jim: I'm gonna have the strawberry rhubarb. Since it's my last meal, I'm gonna splurge.

Dick: People have said I look like Keanu Reeves but hotter.

Barbara: I said that and I was joking.