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Thanks, Anon!
-submit your poll!-
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i literally just feel like saying yay
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one of my worst writing sins is abusing my power to create compound words. i cannot write the sentence "The sun shone as bright as honey that afternoon." no. that's boring. "The sun was honey-bright that afternoon" however? yes. that sentence is dope as fuck. i do not care if "honey-bright" is a word in the english dictionary. i do not care if the sentence is grammatically correct. i will not change. i will not correct my erred ways. the laws of the english language are mine.
#me and the hyphen are getting married next month i love her so 🩷#the gateway drug to making whatever compound word i want was ''rabbit-quick'' wrt heartbeat#i was like oh fuck i can do that for anything. how beautiful this life is
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i hope that in 2025 u get to take more walks, read more books, connect with more people whom u love and who love u, achieve ur goals (even if ur goals are having no goals and just living in the moment), exercise fun hobbies, move from a place of self-direction, and weave together a beguiling assortment of beautiful little moments. remember that no feeling lasts forever. love u
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overheard someone say that lesbians don’t have male icons the way gay men have female icons…. baby you have not logged onto tumblr dot com. the lesbians are dedicating blogs to men who look like the default mii
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gordon and chell. wall-e and eva. you understand
THAT IS THE SMARTEST GODDAMN IDEA
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my fan fiction graph
#HELP it's true...#in my experience the pioneers of the post-canon enlightenment movement#are also the only authors capable of writing death valley fics that are good#it's about being fully aware that you're in death valley and beating the hostile environment into submission#but it's once-in-a-blue-moon type shit#EDIT: i have no input on the porn in death valley cause idgaf about it y'all stay safe though
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Quick what are you doing RIGHT now (besides scrolling Tumblr)
#''playing'' pathfinder wrath of the righteous#playing is in quotations because i am mostly in loading screens or crashing to home
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Im not autistic about cars or makes or models but I AM autistic about crumple points and field of vision and blindspots and conflict points. do you understand. urban design, anti car dependency/anti car centric infrastructure, and so cars themselves are part of that interest. because car design is urban design. cybertrucks SUCK as cars and also dont function well in infrastructure thats designed to care about people. there are good cars and vehicles that are designed good and fit well with good urban design
#i drive one of these trucks (it is the only vehicle available to me) and i FUCKING HATE IT#i park as far away from buildings as i can because i can't see what i'm doing so 8/10 times i park like shit#and when i go to check my blind spot: oh boy the TRUCK ITSELF OBSCURES IT TOO!!!#there's a lot of construction around me atm and i straight up cannot fit in turn lanes that have construction cones by them#whenever there's a bicyclist around i just stop moving altogether because i REFUSE to even get close to hitting them#these things are seriously awful!#and i do stick out of many of the parking spaces i manage to get in to#if i HAD to have a truck i'd love that compact subaru but i don't even use the truck bed. not once since i've had this vehicle#i am SICK of cars getting bigger and worse and more dangerous. SICK!!! AND I HAVE ONE OF THEM#it makes me so angry!!!
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There's a stereotype that USAmericans tolerate very long car rides.
#poll choices insane etc etc#i literally don't give a fuck how long a car ride is as long as i'm with people i enjoy#went from phoenix to seattle in precisely 24 hours with minimal stops and gave zero shits#i had music i had beef jerky i had my mom and brother what more do you need bro#now if i was in the driver's seat this would be a very different story largely due to back and minor leg problems#passenger though? shittt put me in that thang for a week i don't care#polls#and by minimal stops i mean my mom got gas/snacks while my brother and i walked the cat
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overstimulated and anxious at the zoo until I looked up and saw an angel dancing in a beam of light
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