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Happy Year of the Worm!🪱

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Not much is known about ancient observations of the turn of the year, but there is anthropological evidence in the form of cave drawings of humans fighting, carving, and roasting ancient worms under a sky that appears to be lit by a flaming moon. Scholars speculate that the flaming moon could have been a lunar eclipse that ancient humans worshipped as the eye of the world worm, Jormungandr.

Modern celebrations include giant human-operated puppets of worms that are made to dance in the streets.

As your reporter of 100% verified ancient worm facts, I can confirm that @theshadowedqueen82 is correct. There is indeed a worm version of every holiday.

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The worms have arrived

Breaking News: Jeremy Stolle has partnered with his favorite coffee chain to bring customers cups and tumblers inspired by ancient worms. 16% of every purchase will go to fund the Jeremy Stolle Foundation for Future Paleobiologists.

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The first Worm's Mass was observed in 24 AD in what is now the modern-day Czech Republic. Celebrations involved children collecting buckets of worms from fields, and toasting them on sticks over fires. The worms that were not consumed as treats were baptized in the ash of their eaten brethren, and given the divine order by local priests to churn the dirt to make plants grow. They were then released into local gardens. It is commonly believed that Worm's Mass was borrowed from the ancient Wormsgiving, as both include the consumption of worm flesh, though no written record exists to prove or disprove this theory.

Another modern wintertime holiday involves the placement and lighting of nine candles into a candlestick shaped like an ancient worm. This holiday evolved from the Norse practice of burning a Yule log carved into the shape of the ancient worm known as Jormungandr. Over time, the Yule Jormungandr became nine smaller wooden statues, as nine was seen as a lucky/fateful number by the Norse. Eventually, the nine wooden Jormungandrs became nine candles, which are much easier to light than logs of wood.

As your reporter of 100% verified ancient worm facts, I can confirm that @theshadowedqueen82 is correct. There is indeed a worm version of every holiday.

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breaking news: gypsy moths have been spotted inside the newly-renovated majestic theater

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Breaking News: Jeremy Stolle has partnered with his favorite coffee chain to bring customers cups and tumblers inspired by ancient worms. 16% of every purchase will go to fund the Jeremy Stolle Foundation for Future Paleobiologists.

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I plead the 5th

i might actually start crying

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THEY’RE HERE

don't let Jeremy Stolle find out

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The first Wormsgiving was celebrated in the aftermath of the 224BC victory of the Mesopotamians over the last modern descendants of the ancient worms. Until that point, the prehistoric worms had reigned under the earth for close to 68 billion years. Victory was declared by the Mesopotamian military commander whose name translated into modern English means “I Walk Unsticking Over Tar” and imminent celebrations involved carving and roasting the ancient worm carcass over giant fire pits. Most of the carved bits burnt in the fires, but there was enough to feed several hundred soldiers, although eyewitness accounts differ on the true number of soldiers.

As your reporter of 100% verified ancient worm facts, I can confirm that @theshadowedqueen82 is correct. There is indeed a worm version of every holiday.

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As your reporter of 100% verified ancient worm facts, I can confirm that @theshadowedqueen82 is correct. There is indeed a worm version of every holiday.

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Jeremy Stolle has been training pigeons in the park, and David Copperfield was attacked by pigeons at the Palais Garnier. Clearly the two events are linked.

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I’ve heard speculation that Jeremy Stolle is training pigeons in between excavations and is using them in a plot to attack the worms

A new update on the ancient worm front

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Fun fact: the creators of The Rings of Power used fossilized remains of ancient worms as inspiration for Sauron’s worm form.

I made my first meme lol

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Jeremy Stolle has been spotted training pigeons to respond to commands. Has he moved on from his ancient worm fixation? Only time will tell.

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cooper Grodin’s don juant robe was made of parachute marterial. He climbed onto the table in that scrne becsuse he was supposed to go doen a trapdoor. Notice how when he was on the table propetly he waslooking sround? He forgor where the trapdoor was.

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The malfunctions at the Majestic before the closing are theorized to have been caused by the ancient worms. Jeremy Stolle took up spelunking in order to investigate.

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did you knwo that the sandworm in beetljeuiceis actually a puppet recreation of an anicent worm? The recreation pictured is currently on display at the Americna Museum of Natural History. Jeremey Stole is known to be a frequient visitor.