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As your reporter of 100% verified ancient worm facts, I can confirm that @theshadowedqueen82 is correct. There is indeed a worm version of every holiday.

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Jeremy Stolle has been training pigeons in the park, and David Copperfield was attacked by pigeons at the Palais Garnier. Clearly the two events are linked.

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I’ve heard speculation that Jeremy Stolle is training pigeons in between excavations and is using them in a plot to attack the worms

A new update on the ancient worm front

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Fun fact: the creators of The Rings of Power used fossilized remains of ancient worms as inspiration for Sauron’s worm form.

I made my first meme lol

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Jeremy Stolle has been spotted training pigeons to respond to commands. Has he moved on from his ancient worm fixation? Only time will tell.

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cooper Grodin’s don juant robe was made of parachute marterial. He climbed onto the table in that scrne becsuse he was supposed to go doen a trapdoor. Notice how when he was on the table propetly he waslooking sround? He forgor where the trapdoor was.

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The malfunctions at the Majestic before the closing are theorized to have been caused by the ancient worms. Jeremy Stolle took up spelunking in order to investigate.

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did you knwo that the sandworm in beetljeuiceis actually a puppet recreation of an anicent worm? The recreation pictured is currently on display at the Americna Museum of Natural History. Jeremey Stole is known to be a frequient visitor.

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Were you aware of Ben Crawford’s plans to start his own popsicle brand called Crawsicles? So far the flavours he has planned are cherry, grape, and lemon. So weird that now two Phantom alumni are in the food business. (The first one is Elizabeth Welch known for Welch’s Grape Jelly.)

You know, with how much Ben loved his Pedialyte popsicles up in the angel, I can't say I'm surprised at all

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Were you aware of Ben Crawford’s plans to start his own popsicle brand called Crawsicles? So far the flavours he has planned are cherry, grape, and lemon. So weird that now two Phantom alumni are in the food business. (The first one is Elizabeth Welch known for Welch’s Grape Jelly.)

Didn't one of the Broadway megs also venture into cakes and cupcakes? I have a vague memory of one making stuff for Broadway celebrations. Seems like a nice change after the life of Phantom :D

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Were you aware of Ben Crawford’s plans to start his own popsicle brand called Crawsicles? So far the flavours he has planned are cherry, grape, and lemon. So weird that now two Phantom alumni are in the food business. (The first one is Elizabeth Welch known for Welch’s Grape Jelly.)

I really love when people send me these anons 😂

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If Jeremy stolle isn’t carful, this could happen with the ancient worms. Do you really want ancient worms roaminng new uork?

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According to recent reports, Barbara [the Mannequin]’s Rhubarberbar has partnered with [Elizabeth] Welch’s to create Welch’s Rhubarb Jelly

Thank you for bringing this to my attention! Honestly I’m surprised they didn’t partner sooner.

It is widely known that grape is the most popular flavor of all of Welch’s jellies, so I wonder how the new rhubarb flavor will be received. Can you just imagine a pbrj sandwich? Rhubarb is almost exclusively used to make rhubarb pie, and unlike true fruits, it must be cooked with sugar if you don’t want a tart flavor.

The new Welch’s Rhubarb Jelly will be available at Barbara’s Rhuberberbar while supplies last.

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Elizabeth can fund his excavation with the Welch Grape Jelly fortune.

Jeremey Stollle took exactly one paleobiology class and decided he was suddenly an expert on the subject. He is currently looking for fudning for his excavation project on the island of Manhattan, also known as the Majestic theatre.

I've got nothing but here is Jeremy Stolle with his real-life partner Elizabeth Welch.

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Based on the presence of the Grapeman at the opening ceremony, it is fair to assume that Elizabeth Welch was nearby. One might even deduce that she was the mysterious hooded/masked figure bearing the torch aloft. Think about it: not only was the grapeman present, but the torchbearer was also masked, which is an obvious nod to Phantom of the Opera, and the masked figure also performed a brief table dance, which as we all know Christine does in the restaged version.

All of this sounds completely reasonable, I completely agree with this theory.

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Based on the presence of the Grapeman at the opening ceremony, it is fair to assume that Elizabeth Welch was nearby. One might even deduce that she was the mysterious hooded/masked figure bearing the torch aloft. Think about it: not only was the grapeman present, but the torchbearer was also masked, which is an obvious nod to Phantom of the Opera, and the masked figure also performed a brief table dance, which as we all know Christine does in the restaged version.

This is henceforth my new canon.