#barbara and jason

[asongofstarkandtargaryen]

I love how Dick is being all mature here saying that they should trust Bruce since they asked him to trust them in return:

Meanwhile, look at Jason and Barbara's expressions. If Bruce has two critics within the batfamily then it's those two.

They agree to go with Dick's plan but it's clear that for them Bruce is already on thin ice

( also, you can't convince me that Barbara and Jason don't meet up just to complain about Bruce for hours)

[gothamite-rambler]

The one person Jason didn't have on his revenge list

Bruce: Get away from her!

Jason: Who?

Bruce pointed directly at Barbara, who had a gift bag on her lap. She glanced from Bruce to Jason.

Barbara (in a mock sad tone): I thought you gave this to me as a birthday gift.

Jason (defensive): It is, I promise you’re not on my list. Just open it.

Barbara: Okay, but if I die, I’m coming back as a ghost.

Barbara ripped off the gift wrapping and pulled out a large tumbler cup.

Jason: It’s for your drinks and stuff… it’s popular online. The ice doesn’t melt for hours.

Barbara sniffled, a smile breaking through.

Barbara: Thanks, Jason.

Bruce marched over and snatched the cup from her hands, opening the top to check for a bomb.

Jason: If there was a bomb in there, wouldn’t you have just tripped it?

Bruce (tossing the cup on Barbara's lap): Fair point. But why are you being nice to HER?!

Barbara (pridefully): Because I’m perfect.

Jason: And she’s a victim of the Joker. Why wouldn’t I be nice to her? She needs a win, and I’m glad she’s happy and healthy.

Barbara: I’ve always liked you too, Jason.

Dick chimed in from the side.

Dick (offended): Hurtful.

Bruce: Tim is in the hospital because of you, you slashed my tires, Dick is… I'm not even sure what's going on there, and you’re still a murderer!

Jason: And you threw a batarang at my neck, but I forgave you.

Bruce: You should have dodged!

Barbara defended Jason.

Barbara: That’s not how dodging works! We’ve all told you this!

Bruce: It’s not my fault you can’t dodge!

Babs, Jason, and Dick: Yelling “dodge,” tossing a weapon, and hoping we move isn’t how you teach us!

Bruce was offended.

Bruce: You know what… FUCK ALL OF YOU! I kept telling Alfred I didn’t want a child sidekick, and this is what happens to me! I’ve done NOTHING to warrant this!

Bruce stormed off in a huff, shoving Dick aside, even though he walked toward him on purpose.

Dick: You love us, Bruce! You just don’t want to admit it!

Bruce: Bah!

He sat in his car and angrily drove off to the hospital. Barbara patted her new tumbler, smiling.

Barbara: This is nice. Thanks, Jason. Now that you’re here, do you want to talk to Dick? I think it’s time you two patch things up—for me.

Jason sighed, regretting bringing Barbara to the park for this. Dick approached with a friendly smile, eager to chat with his little brother.

Dick: If it means anything, I forgive you for pretending to be me, sending Tim to the hospital again, and all our many fights.

Jason replied, his tone sweetly sarcastic.

Jason: OMG, that means… nothing to me. But I respect Babs, so sit on the grass. We can talk.

Dick: Yes!

[ultimate-marysue]

It's raining nonstop where I am so I'm just picturing the Batfam during a flood.

Red Robin uploads a TikTok from the safety of a roof saying "watch him go!" As Red Hood keeps trying to drive his bike against the current. A big wave comes by and he's slowly dragged downhill. The caption reads "don't drive during floods".

Batman and Robin are on the ground helping civilians out of cars when the intensity doubles and in minutes Damian goes from wading knee deep in the water to swimming. The emergency batfloaties get triggered and he floats away as Bruce fails to grab him by half an inch. "Robin serenely drifting in the current" becomes a meme.

Someone takes a picture of a very flustered spoiler trying to squeeze the water out of her cape. The second she lets go the weight of the water makes her fall ass over backwards. Black Bat ends up giving her her waterproof cape.

Signal makes mirages of sharks in the water to scare the shit out of any criminals. Oracle uploads the recordings with Benny hill as background music. Bludhaven escapes the worst of the storm and Nightwing sends pictures to the group chat patting the barely wet concrete just to rub it in. He still slips on a puddle and eats shit, Barbara sends that to the group chat.

[incorrectbatfamandfriends]

Headcanon that since Jason can’t go out with his family publicly, what he does instead is show up in random disguises.

Bruce is chatting up some socialites at a gala, talking about the joys of fatherhood and how rewarding it is. Meanwhile he made eye contact with Jason disguised as a waiter twenty minutes ago, and is currently trying to stop his eye from twitching.

Dick is speaking to a third grade class as a part of the Bludhaven Police department outreach program, except when he walks in Jason is sitting behind the teachers desk, playing the role of substitute.

Babs can’t help but stare when Jason hands her a coffee from behind the counter of her favorite coffee shop. (His name tag reads Peter, and for a second she thinks she’s actually lost it).

Tim walks into Wayne Towers one day and on his way in, he waves to his secretary- lo and behold Marjorie has been replaced by Jason. It takes him three hours to notice.

Cass walks into ballet class to discover her teacher had to take a sick day- his replacement is Jason in a beret who talks in a terrible French accent the entire class, only to drop it at the very end to talk in a thick New Jersey accent. Her entire class talks about it for weeks.

Stephanie hails a cab on her way home one night, only to find Jason driving. She’s not sure how he pulled it off or how he got a cab, but her mind is effectively blown.

Duke is on a school trip to the natural history museum, and when the tour guide introduces himself, Duke can’t help but role his eyes. Jason gives a surprisingly good tour, even throwing in some tidbits about a robbery that went down just last week that the Signal stopped.

Damian’s encounter happens when he’s with Jon in metropolis. He’s watching Jon play baseball, and when Jon steps up to bat, he can’t help but notice a the umpire looks a little familiar.

[violetsyrenart]

If you get it, you get it.

[spocks-husband]

In Bruce's phone, he keeps the contact photos for all his kids as their baby pictures (or the closest approximation that he has).

Dick's is a photo of him when he'd first designed his Robin costumes, smiling ear to ear as he proudly showed off his first hand-sewn prototype.

Jason's is a picture Alfred got of the boy sitting on Bruce's shoulders while they went over a case.

Tim is him fast asleep in the middle of taking notes on his first real mission (he wanted to impress Bruce really bad).

Damian is a polaroid he got from Talia of him when he was about a year old, teething on a mango seed as he sat on the floor of his mother's room.

Cass is entirely blacked out except for her big bright eyes that can be seen in the darkness-- Bruce thinks it's the cutest photo ever.

Even Babs has hers set to a photo of her with her first computer, grinning happy as she probably hacked into a federal database somewhere. He got that photo from Jim.

Likewise, of course, Alfred's (very bareboned) smartphone that he barely uses has Bruce's contact set with a photo of him playing in the snow as a little boy.

[singswan-springswan]

In a happy world where Jason is legally resurrected and gets to go to college like he's always dreamed of

[robinhuntr]

Gothamites waking up to the loud ass Batmobile racing down the street at 3 am bc the local murder clown thought it would be funny to try something

[incorrectbatfam]

Alfred gets sick of Bruce breaking and losing stuff on patrol so he gets a label maker and starts naming items after the kids

Alfred: I got you a new phone, just like you asked. Its name is Jason. Try not to let it die.

Bruce, tearing up: Why would you say that—

[waveoftheocean]

wahoo finished this in time for superbat week day 5: tired dads!!

[galaxymagitech]

Batfamily Nickname Headcanons

Dick and Jason sometimes went by Dickie and Jay when they were younger. Bruce, Dick, Barbara, and Jason, who were around for this period, will occasionally use those nicknames. The younger Bats will not, because “it just feels weird.”

The first time Damian used Tim’s first name, he called him Timothy. Tim, who was incredibly sleep-deprived and in the middle of a League of Assassins case, thought it was Ra’s and reacted poorly (that is to say, he attempted to slash him across the face with his surprise bo staff knife, but Damian was saved by the fact that he’s over a foot shorter than his grandfather). Damian believed that Tim took offense and returned to calling him Drake. Tim filed the incident as a hallucination in his memories. This misunderstanding took an inordinately long time to clear up.

The nickname “B” was coined by an eight-year-old Dick after he accidentally called Bruce “Batman” following a civilian kidnapping. Thankfully, his words were slurred, so Bruce convinced the police he was saying “bad man” about the kidnappers. To avoid this mistake happening again, Dick started using “B” in situations where he wasn’t paying much attention to his words or was uncertain. As he grew older, he didn’t need the crutch anymore due to his compartmentalization skills, but he kept it as an affectionate nickname.

After Dick got into an argument with Bruce and Jason accidentally interfered in Dick’s work, Dick called Jason something in Tamaranean a couple times which basically equates to our understanding of “little shit”. Jason decided it sounded awesome. A couple months later, Jason asked Dick what it meant. Dick, who felt really bad, didn’t want to hurt Jason’s feelings and told him it meant “little brother”. Jason now calls his little brothers that word when talking to Starfire. She never corrects him, because she figures he has the correct translation and knows what he’s saying—Tim and Damian are indeed little shits.

[asongofstarkandtargaryen]

Stephanie and Jason competing to be president of the Barbara Gordon appreciation club:

I love the loyalty they show to Babs considering that she has helped them both in previous episodes where they faced their own problems.

[gothamite-rambler]

Barbara Gordon

*updated daily

Babs and Dick acting like bickering siblings

"Not those photos!"

Barbara finds out Dick and Kori are back together

Barbara Petty Revenge

The one person Jason didn't have on his revenge list

Indecent Exposure

Barbara telling her father she's Batgirl

Spoiler (Stephanie Brown) getting her first rogues gallery member... and it's flipping Kite-Man (Babs appears in this entire series)

A vat of fake toxin?!

Harley hates her court appointed therapist

"They thought I wouldn't figure it out... that's hilarious," Babs said, typing.

Why the batgirls don't like have their brothers around some of their friends

[video320]

I drew the bat family

[emotional-piece-of-meat]

Let me introduce you to this concept: batkids pick a silly t-shirt of the week, in which Brucie will be “accidentally” caught by the paparazzi.

Dick, as a millennial he is, chooses something with mottos like yolo or jokes about coffee. He also has a special love for quotes and puns, which nobody but him finds funny.

Jason does not participate, because he refuses to think about Bruce more than it’s absolutely necessary. And if some t-shirt reminds him of his dad Bruce, well, he just passes by.

Barbara, although she has a wonderful sense of humour, uses her power to spread awareness instead. When an important social or political event takes place in Gotham and beyond its chapels, the choice is hers.

Cass loves matching t-shirts, because it makes her feel that she belongs. Every time it's her turn to pick, newspapers spread out the touching headlines like “Bruce Wayne was caught with his daughter in I'm with stupid t-shirts”.

Steph simply goes to the women's department and chooses one of those ugly Eiffel Tower or a rhinestone “princess” t-shirt. They're also usually pretty tight, and, trust me, the press just loves it.

Tim wake up and choose violence Drake prints t-shirts himself, always putting some brainrot words on them. That's how “what a sigma” and “skibidi toilet rizzler” appeared in Bruce's wardrobe.

Damian takes great pride in his t-shirts, because he draws pictures on them by hand. Nobody could convince him that it's not, in fact, a competition, and he has to make sure that he is winning.

Duke always gives Bruce some niche band t-shirts. Plot twist? These bands do not exist. He just creates them himself and then proceeds to gaslight people, because “what do you mean you don't know batshit on the rooftop? You, uncultured pig! Their music literally changed my life!”.

[incorrect-batfam-quotes-mostly]

Bruce: *Posts a super low-quality image to the family group chat*

Dick: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I’d have 15 cents

Jason: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you

Barbara: Actually I did the math, Dick would have $225, not $0.15.

Steph: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)

Dick: while you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please

Steph: Sorry I only have a dollar

Dick: :(

Barbara: correction, Dick would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent

Steph: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice

Damian: You can buy anything you want with $22,500

Jason: Yeah and they want soda and apply juice

Dick: Apply juice to what

Steph: Directly to the forehead

Tim: Great chat everyone