#bald terry

[sillytigergrimlin]

"I am bald and I am free"- Terry 2024

[madz-the-3rd]

Lisa Drawpile Doodle Dump

[livemedown]

I have a headache so I think today is worthy of this post

[roughridingrednecks]

Terry in Georgia

[simeffable]

John Locke, you will always be famous.

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yes, this is what 95% of my camera roll looks like.

[1004tyun-archive]

ooooh perv tyun stealing your vibrator is such an 🤭🥵🥵 idea,, imagine you accidentally left it out on the bathroom counter because you need to wash it but you don't have time and completely forgot about it,, taehyun comes over and just,, takes it with him. he wants to use it so bad,, edging himself with YOUR cum covering it? god,, its embarrassing how hard that makes him. but then you ask him a couple days later,, so so shy and embarrassed about it,, "when you came over...uh...did you, maybe, uh, seemyvibratoricantfindit..." but i'm not completely sure if it would be a crying, i'm so sorry, subby tyun or a teasing dom tyun reaction — 🌸

subby tyun or teasing dom tyun? por que no los dos? 🤩 (this was way longer than i planned lol thank you for the food!)

side a: sub taehyun

"taehyun," you start awkwardly. "sorry if this is weird to ask, but uh... did you, maybe... see my vibrator? i can't find it."

"your vibrator?" taehyun echoes. he feels a huge pang of guilt, the palms of his hands beginning to sweat. he didn't think you would notice it was gone, and he certainly didn't expect to be confronted like this.

unbeknownst to you, the toy was right in the room with you, in taehyun's bag. and having to admit that made taehyun's stomach churn with anxiety.

"y/n, i'm so sorry..." he says meekly.

"sorry? sorry for what?"

the silence and growing tension in the room speaks for itself. you look at taehyun in disbelief and confusion.

"y-you took it?" you ask.

"i couldn't help it. it was right there and i told myself i'd bring it back to you as soon as i could, but i couldn't find the right time and days passed before we could hang out again and i-i have it right there in my bag if you want it back."

you stand there, frozen in shock. you're not sure quite what to think. you've never seen taehyun this flustered before.

"why did you do it?"

"i... was curious about how you use it on yourself," taehyun admits with averted eyes.

"what did you do with it?" you ask, curiosity etched in your voice.

"i-i didn't use it! i swear, a-all i did was..."

you look at him with crossed arms and taehyun rubs the back of his neck, trying his hardest to suppress his anxiety.

"if you can't tell me, show me."

"... what?" taehyun asks.

"if you show me what you did with it, i won't be mad at you."

taehyun swallows roughly. "y/n, i-i don't know if i can--"

"--what, you're shameless enough to steal my things, but you draw the line at touching yourself? do you want me to be mad at you?"

your eyes move to the tent forming in taehyun's jeans and you shake your head.

"go get it," you motion to taehyun's bag with your chin. you're surprised at the speed in which taehyun scrambles to his feet to grab his bag and pull out your vibrator. you snatch it from him and hold it in your hand.

"you know, only perverts steal things like this from their friends."

taehyun bows his head. "i know..."

"and only filthy perverts touch themselves using their friends' toys. you know that, right?"

taehyun nods and hums solemnly. his breath hitches when you turn the vibrator on and press it against his clothed cock. you watch his reaction, his chest rising and falling as he looks down at your hand.

"i never know you were like this, taehyun," you say, a smirk in your voice. "you're always so cool and level-headed, but now you're so... pathetic." you press the vibrator harder against his cock and he gasps, biting his bottom lip.

"tell me how you used it," you say, more firmly this time.

"i... i held it against my dick," he says, sounding ashamed. he looks up at you for the first time, big brown eyes glittering. he's close to tears as you edge him like this and all you can feel is amusement. it's like he's melting under your touch.

"does baby need my help?" you coo, continuing to rub the vibrating toy against his cock. taehyun nods fervently, sweat beading his forehead.reduced to whimpers and sighs.

you unbutton his jeans and tug the zipper down, surprised to see a dark, wet spot on his boxers.

"wow... so wet," you say, moving the vibrator up to rub it against his leaky tip and he moans. "did you do it like this?"

"m-mhm," he says, voice shaking and hips bucking to match the rhythm of your rubbing. "yes, j-just like that..."

side b: dom taehyun

"taehyun," you start. "sorry if this is weird to ask, but did you, maybe... see my vibrator? i can't find it."

there's silence in the room before taehyun gets up to retrieve his bag and pulls out exactly what you're looking for and all the color leaves your face.

"oh, you mean this?" taehyun holds your vibrator in his hand and your heart jumps.

"w-where did- how did you...?"

"you left it out in the open, y/n. how'd you expect me not to find it?"

"well, i didn't expect you to steal it," you say firmly. "could i have it back?"

"sure," he tosses it to you and you catch it with both hands. you put it back in its rightful place, your ears still burning.

"you don't really need this thing, do you? not when you have me," taehyun walks up to you and cages you in, leaning into your ear.

you shrink into yourself. "w-what do you mean?"

"this little thing can't do what i can," he whispers. "it's not nearly as big as me, and it can't fuck you like i can either. i'll prove it to you... but only if you want me to."

you swallow. "i-i do..."

he kisses your neck, "good, let me show you what you've been missing."

[baldguy-fight]

BALD GUY FIGHT MEGA TOURNAMENT ROUND 1

See all mega tournament polls here

Reasoning under cut

Terry Crews

(no reasoning was provided)

Illia

I imagine the tournament has to be strapped for female contestants, so I'm here to provide another, even if she's also from star trek. (star trek is just, a very bald series.) Her entire species is bald and also makes people horny for some reason whenever they're around (yes, in the text. It's not even a big plot point but it gets talked about SO MUCH for some reason.) Midway through the film she is possessed by a sentient supercomputer, leaving her original self basically dead, but she's still very much bald and a primary character in this iconic film. They also made the actress shave her entire head for filming- that's not a bald cap!

[urproblematicfav-arsonk]

Just realized that since Ron's mom's name is Susan that their names are Willie, Susie and Ronnie which would be very cute if they weren't such a horribly abusive household

[stripesysheaven]

[denileisariver]

warnings: dick analysis!, explicit detail on male genitalia, multiple versions of batman ♡, the dark knight, batman: the long halloween, batman beyond, batman: arkham origins, batman: the enemy within, batman: wayne family adventures.

a/n: no, i'm not talking about terry.

THE DARK KNIGHT

since he has a well known reputation of being a whore, i'd imagine it's for a good reason. he knows how to make great use of his cock, with a cut length of 6.5 inches. he's surprisingly pretty veiny too, thick ones that pop out from his pubic bone and lead towards his base that feed his cock. the color of his dick doesn't change entirely too much, staying around #edc8ab, but the tip becomes a soft red when he's hard and especially when he's about to cum.

he fucks around pretty often, so i don't think his balls would be the most big and heavy, but he has a decent size. they wouldn't hang very low either. but despite himself, they're actually sensitive, and he'd become a mess if they received attention. he doesn't cum in super large amounts, but would shoot his load in long thick ropes. his seed is a very pigmented white.

he's very well kempt, maybe doesn't shave to be completely bald down there, but just so it's tidy and comfortable. but since he has long bouts of depression, i'd imagine that during these times, his pubic hair would grow quite a bit.

BATMAN: THE LONG HALLOWEEN

gosh, he has such big dick energy. his cock is 7 inches, and he's definitely mean when he uses it. he's cut and less sensitive, so it might take him some time to get off. despite his size, he isn't the most veiny, but if there was any, they would be smaller and more on his shaft, close to the tip. his tip would be a rounded mushroom shape. he has nice color to him, so even though he's not very pale, his cock can get an almost angry red once his blood is rushing down south. but mostly, his color is around #bda882.

with a huge cock comes huge balls, and this bruce has heavy ones. even though i don't imagine that he has sex very often, his balls still hang on the lower side, much of that because they're so full with cum. since they don't get touched that much, they might be pretty sensitive but not too much, though he might spasm like a virgin if they're attended to when he's close to orgasm. and when he cums, he cums a lot. so much that it makes a huge mess, and if you're not careful, it might leave stains since it's so pigmented.

he could care less to shave himself often. in his mind, there are other things he could waste his time doing, and it's not like he's going to be seen naked too much. but he does care about his appearance quite a bit if he has a partner, so he'd clean himself up a bit, but mostly just out of necessity.

BATMAN BEYOND

oh, old man bruce ♡. even though this version of batman is derived from the animated series and justice league, who i put at 7 inches, unfortunately shrinkage with old age is real, and he's just not the man he used to be. he'd be average, at 6 inches, and it could be joked that he can't get it up anymore, but that's just not true. with his age, he's lost a lot of fat and muscle, the skin sunken in, so suprisingly enough, he'd have veins on him but more so around his pubic bone than on his cock. he's also lost a lot of the color in his skin, growing more pale as he gets older, mostly around #f5ead5. because of this, his cock can get a soft pink hue when he's hard.

his balls aren't very big, though they do hang low. he's spent a lot of his youth fucking to his hearts content, and now he just doesn't have much to give anymore. so with that fact, he doesn't cum a lot either, and it would be opaque as well. he'd reach orgasm much quicker with lost stamina and lack of sex.

he's much too old to worry himself out with shaving often, and it's not like he's fucking anyone anytime soon either, so his pubic hair would grow out up until it got uncomfortable.

BATMAN: ARKHAM ORIGINS

i just know his dick is big. he has monster thighs and a monster cock. he'd be 7.5 inches with a fat girth, every part of him is thick. he's uncut and has a fat head crowned at the top, a long thick vein protruding from his shaft that leads up to his tip. even if he's more on the pale side, he has hyperpigmentation at the base of his cock, but it would fade to an overall color of #f5e5c9 on average. his color doesn't change all that much, even when he cums.

since this is the early years of his time as batman, and he's been traveling the world for many years training, there hasn't been a lot of time for sex according to him. his balls are heavy because they haven't been emptied in so long, so he can cum a decent amount, spurting out in thick globs. i'd imagine he'd cum a bit quicker as well, but his endurance would get better if he fucks regularly.

he focuses too much on work, so he wouldn't prioritize shaving that often, but he does so just enough that his hair is short and easy to manage.

BATMAN: THE ENEMY WITHIN

BATMAN: WAYNE FAMILY ADVENTURES

i imagine him to be pretty average, only 6 inches, but he's so good at using it despite him being pretty shy about it. he's uncut and has little to no veins on his shaft, with a bit of a larger, sensitive head. his cock would be curved slightly to the right, with hyperpigmentation closer to his tip. due to that, any change in color when he cums isn't very noticeable, but despite that, the head still becomes a deep red. the rest of him would be around #f0b884.

his balls would hang a bit more higher, a bit full and plump because of his lack of experience with many partners, but they're not very heavy. he does cum a lot though, a thick seed that can easily overflow and make a large mess. even if he suddenly started to fuck on a regular basis, the amount of cum he has to offer wouldn't change very much anyways.

in spite of his lack of partners, simply for his overall comfortability and preference, he'd keep himself shaven mostly smooth. it'd probably only grow out if he was too busy, and even then i don't imagine it would be very long until he's cutting it off.

hear me out. 8 inches. his kind and caring nature leaves him to be pretty unsuspecting, but he's packing a goddamn weapon in those pants. it's cut and of ample girth and veins, on both the top and underside of his cock. he'd have a pointed mushroom head, a possible deep maroonish color since he has more color in his skin than other versions of batman. the overall color of his length though would be around #dbbf8a. it wouldn't change in color too much, but his tip might darken just slightly when he's getting close to cumming.

breeder balls. no questions asked. he has an army of children, and even though he hasn't fathered them all, he might as well have. they're filled so heavily with cum that he could breed and make a couple of more kids, and he'd be damned if he didn't. he might fuck a decent amount but he cums so much, one would think sex is a rare occurance. and it might be sometimes, since he'd get cockblocked very frequently. regardless, his cum would be a decently pigmented white, and then gradually becoming more translucent as he's finishing.

how much he shaves can honestly depend if he's planning on having sex. typically, he doesn't care to shave other than to keep himself tidy and comfortable, but if he has a partner, he'd prefer to keep his pubic hair mostly to a minimum.

[sillytigergrimlin]

Have a normal terry, and 4 bald Terry's!

Reference images-

[Heres the original bald terry art I did traditional, he's in the middle, none of them turned out great- new markers-]

It's a Lil headcannon, because his hair is leaves his hair falls out during the fall, he has snow fluff during the winter, his hair is growing back and pink during spring, and it's normal during summerish times! Did you know a male deers horns fall off during the fall and grows back stronger ?

[greylight32]

I have a headcanon that when Terry was like 15 he became like super goth. Like 4 inch combat boots, spiked anklets and bracelets, the hair over one eye and has it dyed pink, skulls shirts and necklaces, pants chains, the works. He’s the type of person where at least one woman leans over to whoever she’s with and whispers loud as fuck “He doesn’t have a good relationship with his father”.

Cue Ron, this 5’4 man, wearing a business shirt with a tie and some kind of long skirt on, he’s mostly balding despite the fact he looks late 30’s early 40’s. Just walking in going like “um Terry?” Terry perking up seeing his Dad and going like “Oh hi dad!” Walking over to him leaning over and giving him a kiss on the forehead and then holding his hand on the way back to the car as Ron talks about whatever happened, and everyone wherever they were at are just standing there like “The f*ck just happened?”

[henrysglock]

D.A.D. and The Squawk: Radio-Based Mindflayer Tracking Devices

The WSQK van was leaked showing it with the radar dish/antenna that was originally in Steve’s car:

I've talked before how the antenna was reminiscent of Bob's D.A.D. (Directional Antenna Device) from TFS, which he, Joyce, and Hopper used to track down the weird radio emissions that happened every time Henry had a Mindflayer attack.

Now that the van has it, I want to talk about the WSQK slogan:

"The Squawk"

What's so special about the squawk? Well.

First: The Definition

The main protest we see is in ST3, when a guy named Henry is leading a protest against the construction of Starcourt (a cover for the Russians trying to open a gate to the UD, which would activate the Mindflayer ...interesting connection, that). It also has other ties to protesting and Starcourt, like Murray's code name being Bald Eagle and him/Nancy "squawking" about Barb's death re: HNL and the UD. You could even say Terry "squawked" about Brenner, and we all know she has an absolutely insane number of ties to both in-show Henry and TFS Henry. There's also the fact that it's vomiting rainbows vs Will vomiting up slugs vs the ties between the slugs, the Mindflayer, and Brenner/HNL.

So right off the bat the slogan is a tie to Henry, Brenner/HNL, the Mindflayer, and fighting The Man.

Second: Squawk Codes

I'm not sure how many of y'all are military/aircraft loons, but "squawk codes" were invented during WW2 as radio-transmitted codes to distinguish between Allies and Axis to avoid friendly fire as part of the IFF system "Parrot". They range from 0000 to 7777, and each one has a meaning.

This, of course, immediately had me thinking of this:

In Squawk, 3700 becomes:

What's an AEW aircraft?

Airborn Early Warning. AEW aircrafts patrol to keep on the lookout for incoming aerial and/or maritime attacks.

They're even used to track UFOs

So, given that these were implemented in WW2, we can all see the ties to Victor, yes? And how this creates a nice web of connections between all this:

And Henry/TFS? Nifty.

One last thing: IFF "Parrot"

Are we 100% sure the bird on the van is an eagle? Because while it does resemble an eagle, it also resembles a parrot.

Given that it has a short lower beak and ruffled feathers (it also happens to be colorful), whereas a screeching eagle is sleek and has an elongated lower beak:

I talked about it with Em, and we both agree that it looks like a weird eagle-parrot hybrid, which may be an intentional stylization to cover both the eagle symbolization and the IFF references (parroting having ties to mind control and the Mindflayer, as well as the threads of word repetition in ST as a whole).

In summary: If the antenna and the radio station are being used the same way Bob's D.A.D. was in TFS, then it essentially functions as a radio-based early warning system against the Mindflayer, which is supported by the design and slogan of the WSQK van.

Additional support:

There’s a poster of “The Squawk” in the theater of The First Shadow, tying the two directly together. It’s a nice final piece to the puzzle!

[roughridingrednecks]

Terry

I wonder if he stinks?

[simeffable]

this slutty ass photo why is terry seducing ian