madz-the-3rd
madz-the-3rd
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madz-the-3rd · 2 hours ago
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madz-the-3rd · 4 hours ago
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why do the words caregiver and caretaker mean the same thing. Shouldn't they be rival jobs that undo each others progress
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madz-the-3rd · 6 hours ago
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madz-the-3rd · 6 hours ago
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madz-the-3rd · 7 hours ago
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madz-the-3rd · 7 hours ago
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People actually do post like this on bluesky it rules
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madz-the-3rd · 9 hours ago
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I can't believe it...You could be his twin!
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madz-the-3rd · 9 hours ago
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Elon Musk isn't a sociopath Trump isn't a narcissist Jeff Bezos isn't a psycho they are terrible racist bigoted assholes but I'm begging y'all to fucking give a shit about people with personality disorders. PLEASE.
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madz-the-3rd · 9 hours ago
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You’d think after a certain point the Christian babies would develop an immunity to baseball bats
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madz-the-3rd · 9 hours ago
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"House MD is unrealistic" you're right here's my script for a realistic medical show
Patient: I threw up 4 gallons of blood
House: sounds like you need to lose weight
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madz-the-3rd · 9 hours ago
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whoever made that post that's like "depressed people aren't listening to sad music they're listening to wild ones by flo rida at 7 in the morning" has ruined my life. sitting in my car outside work right now feeling like shit emotionally but at least hollaback girl is playing on the radio
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madz-the-3rd · 9 hours ago
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It Is TV Time News
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madz-the-3rd · 9 hours ago
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tenna! ft mettaton
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madz-the-3rd · 9 hours ago
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haters do not want you to know this but if you pick up something heavy every day it will eventually stop being quite as heavy. this is because the heavy thing, having witnessed your dedication, begins to yield its essence to you. and you, in turn, begin to absorb that essence into your own being. this is what makes people strong. the more essence you absorb, the stronger you become, and the more respect you command from the world around you.
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madz-the-3rd · 9 hours ago
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Throwback to the funniest message I've received in my life
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madz-the-3rd · 9 hours ago
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Oh, Pluey... Lovely Pluey...
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I really love him, he's so cute. He's precious to me, I gotta doodle him more... I also gotta draw the other Mikes! But I have such an obvious preference to Pluey that my gallery looks like this due to the sheer amount of fanart I have stored:
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Screenshot of the redraw below the cut lmao
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Chronic Pluey Addiction.
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madz-the-3rd · 9 hours ago
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