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[anxietycroissant]

Latest chapter is up 😅 The slow burn is maybe starting to actually burn! Thanks as always to the best, @turbulenthandholding for everything!

[honeyandberryjuice]

Grinding Gears

collab with @lavenderovercast

summary: when 30 years go by with your husband in another dimension, it's only natural that you both encounter some physical and emotional barriers. luckily for you, you're able to begin squashing the physical ones rather quickly... relationship(s): stanford pines/reader word count: 2,330 warning(s): 18+, MINORS DNI

author's note: give it up for day 2 of our kinktober challenge!!! what do you mean it's the 10th/11th? we weren't procrastinating, the calendar was. by being several days ahead of us. another collab between me & @lavenderovercast!! hope you guys enjoy <333 tags: light sub!ford pines; this man is soft for one woman and one woman only, light dom!reader, thigh riding, plotless porn ftw, thirty years of feelings involved lmao, fluff, smut, pet names, chair sex, grinding, dirty talk; but make it really nerdy and needy, horrible biology joke :)

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 Ford doesn’t know how long he’s been down in his lab with his research, but he does know that when he hears the familiar creak of the elevator coming down that it’s probably been too long. You’ve been a good wife, a dutiful wife— it’s only natural that you would come down to check on him. And it was only natural that Ford would try to protest your presence, tilting his head over his shoulder as you approached him with a frown on your pretty face.

 “I’m sorry, my dear. I’ll head to bed soon.” You both know that his words are a lie, even if he doesn’t mean them to be. Because Ford’s work means everything to him, it also means that there’s no rest for the wicked. With the wicked in this case being a sleep-deprived scientist. That fact doesn’t stop him from turning his chair to face you, outstretching his arms to pull you closer for a gentle peck on the lips— it’s his form of an apology, it’s his way of trying to earn forgiveness for neglecting his sleep. “Don’t wait on me, please. You look tired.”

 He’s exhausted, but he knows that he needs to piece the rest of this project together. It will gnaw at him and leave him restless if he leaves it alone. You smile knowingly as your husband’s hands brush against your skin, warm and calloused as his thumbs rub circles against your wrists as he gently pulls you closer. Your form happily leans into the man, a mischievous thought forming in your head. If he won’t come to bed with the temptation of your presence alone, why not provide further incentive?

 “And you look stressed,” You hum, your hands gliding across his skin to settle onto his shoulders. You lean in closer, your familiar floral scent mixed with baking that always smelled so divine to Ford enveloping him. His head falls into your body and he breathes you in deeply, the man’s hands cupping your back to pull you in closer. He was always so busy tinkering or researching, as he always had done. It was hard to break habits that he’d kept up for almost forty years, but being reunited with his wife made him remember just how many physical sensations he’d let himself forget.

 The perfume that clings to your clothes make his head feel dizzy, and his fingers grip into your soft cardigan wrapping around your frame. He feels a little pathetic as he realises that something as little as just your presence causes arousal to fill him. Ford had missed his wife so dearly, and while the emotional side of things had been difficult to confront and talk about, he knew the two of you had managed to rediscover your comfort around each other… Though the intimacy side of things was a little more strained, and while you both definitely felt the absence of one another, it was hard to just pick up where you left off after thirty years.

 With a sigh, Ford lifts his head to look up at you, eyes slightly pleading. Your breath hitches in your throat as you notice that he wants you just as much as you want him. Your hands move from his shoulders up to his neck, before gently cupping his face and leaning in for a feather-light kiss. The motion was shy, because you felt shy; you had spent most of your life believing you knew this man intricately, but so many decades apart had made you foreign to each other. You knew that you had to make the first move, to know him again.

 As you both separate after the peck, your breaths mingle in the small space between you. You can see a shy smile tugging at the man’s lips as he peers up at you, his brown eyes warm with affection. The sight is enough to make you smile back, your heart warming in your chest as he leans forward. Ford feels a little bolder, if only for a moment, pressing his lips gently against yours.

 It’s longer and deeper than the small kiss that you had just shared. His lips are rough against yours, but you find yourself enjoying the sensation as your fingertips move up, gently digging into the man’s hair. A pleased groan rumbles from his chest, a sound that is muffled but still makes his face flush with embarrassment as his tongue carefully slips past your lips.

 It’s been years since he’s been physical with anyone, of course the action will feel clumsy and awkward— of course his heart is going to thunder in his chest the way that it is now. It doesn’t make him any less embarrassed by how weak in the knees you make him now, though. These facts also don’t let him embrace his desperation with grace, nor do they let him embrace the way that his fingers rub against the fabric of your cardigan and move down without a little bit of shame.

 Not because of you, of course, but because of himself. He doesn’t want to be selfish and needy, but it’s exactly what he is now as his hands trail from your sides to the backs of your legs, silent encouragement for you to rest yourself on his lap. You happily comply, straddling one of his legs as he pulls away from your intoxicating lips for air, only just noticing the burn in his lungs.

 “I missed you.” He mumbles, his voice sincere as he navigates his hands away from the backs of your legs, closer to the hem of your skirt. Ford just wants to take care of you, maybe in his own selfish way, in an attempt to ignore his want. You deserve better than what he wants to provide now. It’s only natural that his hands wander the hem of your skirt, eager to pull down the fabric until your delicate hand wraps around his wrist.

 Your face is flushed red, and the sight of this makes his insides turn to jelly. Your hair, which had been pulled back into a slick bun, had begun to unwind with bits of loose hair falling around the side of your face. Ford always believed you looked beautiful, but there was something radiant about you right now— The usually hard shell of a woman who always strived to remain professional and predominantly focused on your work coming undone made him feel very hot under the collar. Your work ethic is what had made him fall for you, after all.

 His admiration of you flew from his mind as your grip on his wrist grew tighter, the desire on your face evident. The man wanted so badly to please you, and he felt a thrill travel up his spine and groin as you took his hand and pulled it under your skirt, pressing it against your panties.

 Ford could feel your want soaking through them.

 “You’re… You’re so…” His throat felt tight, his skin burning with both need and bashfulness.

 “Wet?” You finished for him, a sly smile plastering your face. “That’s just simple biology not letting me keep any secrets about how much I want you.”

 Oh God, he loved you so much. Ford needs you closer, to kiss your glorious lips and show you how much he wanted you, too. This time wasn’t about him and he would make it his mission to do anything you wanted. His hand rubs along your labia, before pausing to swirl around your swollen clit.

 You gasp loudly, jerking forward and clamping your fingers tightly onto his shoulders. Ford glances up at you through long, dark eyelashes, one side of his mouth quirked up into a little smirk. You had always found that look so infuriating when the two of you had been academic rivals, though now it shot fluttery shockwaves through your body like little electric butterflies.

 A whimper escapes you as you pull yourself closer towards him, the warmth from your drenched panties and body seeping into him. Your breasts pressing against his chest make him lightheaded, despite the fact you were still fully clothed. God, he really needed to get laid.

 He almost feels lamentable, like he’s some teenage virgin in his first relationship. It’s almost like he’s about to melt into the damn chair he’s sitting on now, with the way you pull yourself to him, your fingers digging harshly into the sleeves of his sweater, grasping onto his shoulders as though he’s the only thing keeping you tethered to reality. Your reactions are encouragement that push past his nerves, allowing him to focus on the task at hand: getting his wife to cum so damn hard that you would see stars.

 His fingers move methodically as he does his best to recall the way that you used to like him touching you; each former whisper of praise and gratitude that slipped your lips all those years ago came back into his mind like muscle memory, encouraging him to continue rubbing your clit in fast little circles. Ford can’t help but think that he could die happy, with you writhing in his lap when you give a breathy gasp, leaning your head into the crook of the man’s neck before bucking your hips into his moving hand.

 “Sweet Moses, you’re divine,” He breathes out softly to you, the praise instinctively slipping from his lips. And then he’s leaning his own head so he can rest it against your shoulder. The sweet smell of vanilla invades his senses in a way that makes his head swim. He can’t see it, but you’re grinning as you rock your hips against his fingers, a slow and deliberate action that earns a soft groan from the man. “You’re going to be the death of me, sweetheart.”

 You giggle at that, the sound of a torturous melody that he wanted to hear forever. Ford isn’t given long to relish in the sound, however, because you continue to rock your hips, beginning to build up a steady pace. He can feel your legs clench around his own, your grip on him tight as you grind your hips on his leg and fingers. It’s filthy, and he craves more of it. He wants to see you come undone, he wants to make you scream with delight.

 So he keeps up his rhythm, not minding the tightness beginning to fill his slacks as he lifts his head to cup your cheek with his free hand. Tilting your head so you’re facing him, Ford presses his lips against your own in another kiss. This time, he’s far less gentle. This time, he allows his yearning to show through his actions in the way that they can’t through his words. Ford revels in the way that you whimper and jerk your hips harder into his fingers and lap, the actions of your excitement only encouraging the man to playfully nip at your lip.

 Between Ford’s expert fingers moving against your clit, pressing against the bud with just enough pressure to make you want to melt in his arms and the stimulation of your pussy rubbing against his leg as you filthily grind on his thigh, you’re certain that this is the closest you’ll ever get to heaven in his arms.

 You’re eager to return the kiss, an excited noise rising from the back of your throat as Ford’s teeth graze against your bottom lip. You know that you aren’t going to last much longer on his lap, grinding your hips like this while Ford dutifully rubs your clit, not letting up with the stimulation that sends shivers across your skin.

 You can feel the pressure rising within you, deep in your pelvis as your legs begin to shake around Ford’s thigh. One hand continues to dig into his skin, your nails embedding deeply into his red sweater as your breathing becomes spasmodic and heavy, the other gripping the back of his hair as your grinding increases in fervour. Your lip is clamped between your teeth and Ford is so enraptured in watching your face, your eyes clouded with desire, that he isn’t prepared for when you come completely undone.

 Your jaw drops open and you throw your head back, a guttural groan coming from deep in your throat as you jerk your hips roughly once more and your weight falls back. Ford catches you by wrapping his arms behind your back and pulling you towards him again, another hot kiss searing your skin as he begins to plant soft smooches along your jaw plastered with praise, “You did so well, dear. So beautiful, so perfect.” The man coos, one hand raising to gently brush your cheek.

 He would curse himself for not letting your reunion happen earlier, what with everything going on with Bill’s plan and endless research, but he was so glad that this had happened the way it had. You seem to think similarly, because you smile sweetly up at him and nuzzle into his neck for a few moments before clambering off his lap.

 Your expression turns playful as you look down at his thigh, your smile sheepish. “Let’s get you cleaned up.” Ford could honestly stay in these clothes forever marred as they were, the filthy man he is, but he nods in agreement. With a quiet grunt, he begins to climb onto his feet before he feels your hands push him back into the chair, eyebrow raised. “No, no,” You grin devilishly, “Let me take those off for you.”

 Ford lifts both of his eyebrows as he peers up at you, his face growing warm at the devilish expression on your face. He can’t help but grin and nod his head at the sight. “Whatever you wish, my dearest.”

 While you both may still have some emotional awkwardness to confront in the future, you didn’t think your physical intimacy would be an issue any longer.

[songbirdsingingthings]

In Love. Actually.

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DISCLAIMER: I do not own any of these characters, they belong to Kohei Horikoshi

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WARNINGS: Fluff, Spoilers for the movie Love, Actually.

Request by @luluwiie: how about Y/N helping Shouto (deliberately or not) to discover Christmas magic, and for the first time enjoy some good moments during Christmas time ? As they're still only-close-friends-but-secretely-pining-on-each-other, you know *^* Cause Pining. I love pining. Secret crush FTW

A/N: Oh we're so back. Thank you so much for the request @luluwiie you are the absolute best. I'm so serious about that, you never fail to have the loveliest requests and sweetest words. Happy holidays to everyone who celebrates, and enjoy!!!

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There seemed to be some kind of energy in the air – one that seemed to have wired every single one of Shouto Todoroki’s classmates into becoming a strangely more happy version of themselves. That was, of course, not to say that his classmates weren’t usually happy, they absolutely were, but during this time of year it was next level.

Taking in the scene before him, all he could really do was people-watch. Iida, if one could believe, was almost relaxed – leaning back in one of the chairs in the dorm living room and reading a book with a calm smile. A group of some of the girls, including Yaoyorozu, Jirou, and Uraraka, were trying their best to construct gingerbread houses. Even with the extra bags of icing Yaoyorozu created with her quirk, the walls kept falling down. But, even with each collapse of the houses, the girls just smiled, shook their heads, and tried again. Even Bakugou, against all odds, almost had a twitch of a genuine smile on his face as he bounced around the kitchen baking cookies, marinating several dishes for the night’s dinner, and prepping produce for the following morning.

It didn’t take a genius to figure out why. It was what many, if not most, called the most wonderful time of the year. Christmas. Well, to be more specific, Christmas Eve.

“You plan on joining in?” A soft voice sounded next to him. He smiled a bit and turned towards it.

“I’m not so sure.”

“Why’s that?”

“Christmas was never a particularly happy time for me.” Shouto wished he hadn’t really said it like that, because when he did, he had to watch your smile dim. His closest friend since the beginning, the first one he made, was you. You, with your pretty Y/E/C eyes and 

“Ah.” You say. “I understand.”

“That’s not to say that you shouldn’t enjoy it. I’m just more at ease looking at all of this from afar.”

“Nah, it’s no fun if not everyone’s having fun. Especially if you, my closest friend, isn’t.” Shouto watch you brush a stray cookie crumb from the alpine sweater you were wearing.

“Baking cookies with Bakugou?” He asked. You snorted and bumped his hip with your own.

“More like stealing away with some of them. He makes a mean snickerdoodle.” Shouto hummed and turned back to his classmates, watching them make merry. He never felt so out of place.

“I may just head back to my dorm, catch up on some things.”

“We’re on break from school, Shouto.” You deadpan. “C’mon. Let’s do something else.”

“I don’t want to pull you away from anything,” he begins.

“You’re not pulling me away. In fact, I think I have a more fun idea in mind. Let’s go back to mine.”

“Just to recap,” Shouto says, sitting criss-crossed on your bead, “you want to checklist your way to making new holiday memories? So that I can enjoy Christmas?”

“Exactly!” You say, pointing towards him with the aforementioned list. “I’m telling you, I think you’ll find at least one of these things fun.” Shouto considered the list before him for a moment. Things like ice-skating, movie marathons, and gift shopping were all included.

“And you’ll do these things with me?” He asked, confirming that he wouldn’t be facing such activities by himself.

“Of course.”

“Then I’m sure everything will be fun.” It almost looked like a flicker of a blush danced on your cheeks, but he must have just been seeing things.

“Alright. Where do you want to start?”

“Well,” he considered, looking outside of his window. The sun had already set and a fair amount of snow was piling up on the ground outside, “seeing as many of our options involve going into the city, which isn’t entirely safe right now, we should probably settle on something a bit more tame.” You jumped to sit next to him on your bed, your hands going to the windowsill. 

“Damn,” you say, shooting him a somewhat embarrassed look. Shouto couldn’t help but smile. He loved whenever you had that look on your face. Your nose scrunched a bit and your hands went to your cheeks.

“I’m happy with a movie,” he suggests, taking one of your hands from your cheeks. You pause for a moment, waiting for your breathing to get even after his actions, and then settle in.

“Well, it’s gotta be the perfect movie.” You think, grabbing your computer while Shouto unfurled the blanket at the bottom of your bed. “Nothing too cheesy but nothing too sad. So, probably, no Elf or It’s A Wonderful Life. Although It’s A Wonderful Life is so good.”

“Why don’t we watch it then?”

“It makes me cry. Kinda counterintuitive to me helping you make happy Christmas memories. But we’ll put it on the ‘to watch’ list.”

“And Elf is cheesy?”

“Kinda,” you admit, staring at the blinking line in your search bar. “Although it’s funny.”

“So you want something funny… and heartfelt… and something that helps with the idea of Christmas?”

“That’s it!” You exclaim, your fingers flying across the keys. You pull up a movie and sit back in your pillows with a satisfied smile, waiting for Shouto’s reaction.

“Love Actually?” He says, looking closely at the movie cover. “It doesn’t really sound like a Christmas movie.

“Trust me,” you say, putting a hand on his shoulder, “it is. The best.”

“I always trust you,” he says, giving you another one of those heart bursting smiles. The kind, it seems, he saved only for you. But of course, it was probably you making it up. He was your friend, as you had stated before, your closest friend. You did not want anything to mess that up, even if you had to keep some of your feelings under lock.

“Well then,” you clear your throat, “get ready for Christmas wonder.”

As the finishing notes of God Only Knows by the Beach Boys played from the tiny speakers in your computer, you sighed happily and closed your laptop. You turned to find Shouto, searching his face for any kind of reaction.

“So, thoughts?”

“That was…” he trails off. Immediately, a sense of disappointment in yourself bloomed.

“Oh god, you didn’t like it all did you?” You fret. “It was probably too much, I’m sorry, I should’ve found something else–”

“Y/N.” Shouto says, interrupting your rambling.

“Yeah?”

“I loved it.” Where panic took hold previously, excitement sparkled in your eyes.

“Really?”

“Yeah. I mean, some parts were certainly… interesting,” he says, making you laugh, “but I thought it was really nice. But,”

“Uh-oh,”

“I don’t really understand the whole message in terms of Christmas.”

“Huh?”

“Well,” he says, shifting a bit on your bed to face you more, “I understand that it all takes place during Christmas, but it mostly centered on relationships. Both good and bad. I still can’t believe he cheated on his wife with that girl though. And she forgave him? Just like that?” You laughed and leaned into him

“Well, I don’t think that’s the whole story. And they have kids, so she was putting them first. But, more importantly, it conveys the main message of Christmas.” You say to a dumbfounded Shouto.

“And what’s that?”

“Love, of course. In every situation, love is what remains constant. For a friend, for a family member, for their significant other… love is what Christmas is all about.” Shouto felt his heart speed up as he looked at you.

“I think I may be starting to get it.” Your breathing became short as he looked at you. It was quiet, so quiet, in your dorm room.

“You are?” You whisper.

“Yeah,” he says, bringing his hands to cup your face. You were moments from closing your eyes until someone banged on your door.

“Y/N! Todoroki! You in there?” You squeezed your eyes shut and sighed.

“Yep! What’s up Mina?” Shouto smiles as your frustration becomes evident on your face. 

“We’re all gathering in the common room! One last activity before we all go to bed and wake up for Christmas morning!” You glance at Shouto to see him grinning, which makes you roll your eyes in amusement.

“Okay, we’re coming!” Shouto shuffles off of the bed first, helping you to your feet as well. The two of you leave your dorm and make your way down the hallway, only to stop in the doorway as you find all of your classmates face you with smug smiles.

“Is everything okay?” Shouto asks.

“Yeah guys, what’s up with the crowd?”

“Look up!” Uraraka smiles, pointing with one of her hands to whatever was above you. A cold sense of dread courses its way through your body as what you were worried about was confirmed. A seemingly harmless sprig of mistletoe was hung delicately on above the doorway, sitting just above you and Shouto. All of your classmates laugh as they see your face, making Shouto’s twist in confusion.

“Mistletoe?”

“Yeah,” you confirm sheepishly. “It’s this Christmas tradition where two people have to kiss if they walk underneath mistletoe at the same time. We don’t have to do it. It’s stupid, really.”

“On the contrary,” Shouto says, sweeping an arm around the small of your back, making your heart jump in your chest. “I actually kind of like Christmas traditions.” Your anxious smile turns into a wide grin.

“Really?”

“Mmm.” he hums in affirmation, using his other hand to tilt your head up towards him. “In fact, I think I love Christmas traditions.” You didn’t have time to come up with a cheeky response before he pressed his lips to yours. The whoops and cheers from your classmates faded to become background music. You couldn’t help but smile into the kiss, wrapping both of your arms around the nape of his neck. You went up on your tiptoes, leaning further into him and deepening the kiss. The both of you leaned away after a few moments, laughing as the class descended into pure chaos as several other duos, including Kaminari and Jirou as well as Midoriya and Uraraka, were being pushed towards the white-berried plant. Shouto led you back down the hallway to your room's door, pressing another kiss to your lips.

“Merry Christmas, Shouto.” You smile. Opening the door as you bid him goodnight.

“Merry Christmas, Y/N.” He says. He leaves you with one more quick kiss before he says goodnight. All you could do after you closed the door was slide down it, a lovesick smile on your face. You were in love and so was he. Actually.

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[solunstell]

List of bsd headcanons

Dazai:

Has bpd. A lot of his traits remind me of my friends with it

He some kind of trans. Nonbinary. Transfem. Transmasc. Idk he's megender lmao

He's described as appearing very youthful in the first two light novels. I imagine that once the events of the main timeline start picking up though, with all the time stopping or slowing abilities that *dont affect him*, he actually ages faster than the other characters. I draw current dazai with small wrinkles, which also hints at stress and stuff

Also, I imagine current dazai getting tanner as he works in the light, as well as getting more prominent freckles.

Round/doe eyes because that is part of his appearance in my opinion. Seeming unsuspecting and innocent, especially during his mafia days

Bad eyesight in his right eye from being under the bandages for so long. Saw this headcanon and loved it

Similarly, beastzai has bad vision in general

I always call No Longer Human an anti-ability in my head, fun fact

He loves to touch other people. Not a fan of being touched by others unless asked

I draw him with red eyes in color, and usually black eyes in ink (inconsistent artstyle my beloved)

Aroace spectrum

heavy sleeper. Very

Chuuya

FRECKLES and tan from sheep days

He likes to be close to other people more than actually touching. Presence over contact

That shade of eyes that changes colors in the light (but I use a grey base lol)

Also some sort of trans, but in a different way than dazai

Brownish red hair. Not blazing, not just brown

That man is AUTISTIC

One time instinctively kicked a friend with his ability active, expecting them to dodge cuz he's used to dazai easily dodging. They did, but they were SO CLOSE to getting hit. Imagine a confused face like wtf why you try to kick me

Light sleeper, but every now and then sleeps like he just learned how to close his eyes

A lot of his jokes go over people's heads because they expect him to be serious and his voice just doesn't change between serious and not serious

Ranpo

Autism plus adhd ftw

Aroace spectrum

Poe

He/they vibes

Anxiety

Gay af

I can 100% see him being into knitting. Imagine the guide plus ranpo all in matching sweaters

Loves baking. Sooooo bad at it

Lucy

Bi (with a lean towards girlies) she/it

VERY good at baking

But she won't share :(

Atsushi

Anxiety, so much anxiety

Aroace spectrum vibes

Very easily idolizes people and then gets surprised when they actually like being around him

Akutagawa

Aroace spectrum

Autism cuz he is so mecore sometimes

Very trans vibes from me

(I like to imagine him having tourettes cuz I have tourettes and I am Not projecting)

Atsushi (special kitty hearing) and jouno being the only ones who can hear some of his tics. He will be horrified that anyone notices them

Wait no actually I'm gonna incorporate that into my belief system. That's canon now

Mori

Genuinely cares about a lot of his workers, but not all of them

He gives great bonuses for birthdays

He absolutely loves vtubers if bsd were in a modern setting. Rip mori. He'd have also loved vocaloid lmao

Ozaki

Masc energy. Fem energy. Ooh I can see ozaki with any pronouns and identity

Kinda person to accidently either overpack or underpack. Always has painkillers, never has a pen

Ridiculous memory. Incredible gift giver. Would get someone something months or years after overhearing them say they wanted something once

"Whyd you get me a hairdryer?"

"You said you needed one. I saw it and thought of you."

"...that was months ago. I got a hairdryer already."

"..." *takes hairdryer back* "sorry wrong person. I don't have my contacts in my bad"

She has perfect vision

Kunikida

Trans vibes. In any and every direction

Adhd af

Will always conveniently have room in his schedule when Aya wants to go do something and needs someone to go with her. No, he's TOTALLY not frantically writing and erasing things, get your glasses updated

You can usually count on him to continue the bit cuz he won't realize there is a bit occurring

[leeby-deeby-archives]

Christmas With Michael! 🎁

🎁you can't tell me he'd gift the fuck out of you 🎁 sexy santa costume ftw 🎁 making YOU christmas cookies 🎁 bundling you up in warm blankets 🎁 shoulder massages 🎁 Christmas cuddles! 🎁 snuggling in front of the fireplace! 🎁 would light candles that smells like baked goods and warm vanilla! 🎁 more on the romantic side during christmas 🎁 would look at pretty lights with you!

[sexycornenthusiast]

loved your post canon regina hcs, i wonder if you have any for post canon gretchen maybe??

Post-highschool Gretchen let's go

Has absolutely NO idea what she wants to do with her life and has an existential crisis every few months until like, 30.

Ends up with a business degree solely because that's what's expected of rich failchildren.

(her friends absolutely give her shit about graduating with no debt. trust fund baby ftw)

I can imagine Gretchen as like, an event planner. She's partial to weddings. They stress her out the most but they make her the happiest when they come together.

Finally goes to therapy eventually and everything about her life makes wayyy more sense after that.

Writes on and off most of her life but never even considers trying to get published. She would have an emotional breakdown.

The kind of person who will randomly decide she's gonna get really good at baking or crocheting or playing piano or whatever else and then dedicates her entire life to it for like, a month maximum before never touching it again

Could probably go either way on kids. Babies make her anxious (as do most things)

Sometime around the mid-thirties she stops caring what people think of her and just wears the damn glasses (partially out of necessity. she's blind as hell)

Actively tries to stay fashionable, and you know what? She pulls it off

Born to be a slightly cringy middle aged woman and that is where she's her happiest. If you disagree argue with a wall <3

[moethh]

hello there!

you can call me 'Moeth' or 'Moethh,' i don't really mind either way :]

🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽 mexican girlies ftw 🗣️🗣️🗣️

i like to post art but i also reblog a ton of stuff so… uh be warned haha

some things im insane normal about:

Catholic saints in general but mainly St. Thorlak, St. Ignatius of Loyola, St. Therese of Lisieux, St. Joan of Arc, St. Michael the archangel... i’ll just stop here

Les Misérables‼‼ (i am slowly realizing this is sort of turning into a Les Mis blog... kind of?? im not complaining though ¯\_(ツ)_/¯)

STAR WARS‼️‼️

The Hunger Games 🫶🫶

baking!! it is fun :-]

anyways have a good day/night <3

BTW: i pretty much tag all posts relating to Christianity/Catholicism with the “catholic” tag. if that’s just something you dont want to see then you can filter that tag. curate your own experiences etc etc

also i am an Adultn’t (thats all im saying here) + any weird vibes will be blocked (dni’s arent really my thing lol)👍

[collectorcookie]

look at my baked goods boy

(the strawberry made them soft but damn it's tasty)

What cottagecore fantasy do you live in and how can I teleport there??? (It looks good!)

You know, strawberries were on sale today, and every single person who told me that adulthood would be boring was so wrong about everything, i have never thought in my life that something so mundane would make me so happy BUT IT DID!!! Strawberries ftw

Also i like your tea cup

[siriuslystarbucks]

Genuinely curious and not trying to cause/stir up trouble, but what makes you think Peter would be as popular as Regulus if he'd been described as thin?

So I do want to start this out by saying I don't think anyone is thinking of it in exactly those terms. Fans/Readers didn't go "Peter is fat therefore I will not like him". I am 100% not trying to accuse anyone with that opinion and this response.

Good? Good, let's start. First, a couple things to set the stage for why I think this way about Peter.

Fatphobia is one of those things that is not only everywhere in society, but it's baked into the HP books. Vernon, Dudley, and Aunt Marge are the most obvious examples of that where them being fat is directly used to describe them being bad.

Neville Longbottom is the best example of no one really caring about him when he was chubby, but once he lost weight, he was not only a minor hero at Hogwarts, but he was much more liked by the fans. I cannot tell you how many posts/jokes I saw after the last 2 movies came out talking about Neville's 'glow up' and how he 'beat puberty' by the actor looking the way he did. I don't want to claim all of that is fatphobia, but I think it was a contributing factor. In the book OotP, even though Neville is a more important character and part of Dumbledore's Army, he still didn't get the kind of attention that, say, Luna did. (quick disclaimer again that I know there are other factors going into this) Neville is described as fully coming into himself and being strong in the book DH because of everything going on at Hogwarts, and one of the details I remember being included is that he looked a lot happier. I also remember that they'd been having trouble feeding everyone in the Room of Requirement, so they mention that Neville's lost weight.

Now, the Marauders fandom in general has a long history that I don't care to really get into for this, but let's hit the high points. Originally, it was just Sirius and Remus that were cared about because they were 1. easy to ship together and 2. the only ones of the Marauders that were good and also alive. Peter was assigned asshole at first look, and with good reason! He betrayed his friends, he framed Sirius, he made it impossible for Sirius to adopt Harry, of course we all around hate him.

However, fandom has more recently changed a lot from that (recent meaning the past, oh let's say 10 years?). It's not Sirius and Remus being popular within the canon timeline, it's including James and Lily when they were actually in Hogwarts-- Marauders' Era, No Voldie AU ftw. Even more recently, this has expanded to include Regulus, but Peter is very often left out.

(quick pause again to say that I'm not blaming any fanfic writer or reader for their preferences. It's fanfic, we're all here to have fun and play in a sandbox)

Here are the few Marauder truths we know post-Hogwarts

Sirius is still very close with James, definitely his best mate, and the person he trusts the most.

Peter has become more distant in recent weeks, but was still definitely their friend

Remus was largely not involved with any of them anymore, except being a member of the Order

Based on these facts alone, it would make sense if Marauders' Era fics included Peter as much more involved and Remus more on the outskirts.

Peter wasn't secretly evil the entire time they were friends, he was scared into it during the war. I guess what this entire post boils down to, is that I think people would be far more understanding if he'd been described as 'thin with a round smile' instead of as 'chubby' in SWM.

Regulus has received 'was secretly good the entire time' treatment from the fandom-- including me, lol-- despite us knowing for a fact that he believed in what Voldemort was doing and only betraying him at the very end, when Voldemort's MO affected Regulus personally.

Putting Peter and Regulus side by side with canon info, Peter should be the more popular one, imo. He was friends with James and Sirius all throughout Hogwarts and in the years that followed. When he betrayed Lily and James in the war, he was scared. He was 20 and terrified, and I think there would be more redemption-style fics for him than Regulus.

Tl;dr This is all personal opinion and less fact based, but I think Peter would receive babygirlification from the fandom if we thought of him as attractive the way we do Regulus

[zhongrin]

hold on i'm gonna ask him that- "dad have you ever gotten jealous before?" :0 FREHFHE (wait rlly mom). i don't think that quite computes with how cyno's brain works :"D but haitham just gives me that impression! (i tried explaining it to him while we were playing tcg but i could tell he got peeved 😭) but yes i remember how to protect myself, dw mom!! also yee,,i shall take good care of gege as well ^^ ~Lycoris

"jealous? why should i, your mother loves me the most-" "ZHONGLI LOOK IT'S A DOG AAAA WHO'S THE GOODEST BOYYYYYYY" "..... me. i'm the goodest boy :<"

cyno.exe just crashed. computation error. lol

i think they're misunderstanding the dynamics between us... if A has a leash on B in this relationship, A would equal al haitham and B would equal me. i literally can't control him-

same!!! polearms and swords ftw! also i might be very biased but polearm characters' animation are just so smooth and nice to look at <3

i would be hiding from the sun the whole time. probably just going to watch yall playing in the water under the parasol with some shaved ice hahahah

ahh yess all the fluffy make out sessions hehehehe

it's like a bell collar but not really and it's just so cute ;w;

i am a disaster in the kitchen so i will be standing a few steps away and cheering you on silently whenever you bake hahahah

yesyes they're very very pretty and i love the way they seem to reflect the light somehow <3

helphsdlfkjslkdjfkl bedo you're gonna make the others turn against you hahahah

[that-dumb-bitch]

Coffee mugs ftw

Chocolate bars

Bubblegum

Quiet, responsible, mature for my age(thanks, parents.)

I don't drink soda, but i prefer glass cups for water.

Boho, because i dress like a homeless person bc depression babeyyyy

Earbuds

Movies

The pool, or waves if im near the ocean

Dodge ball

Hmmm, either boiled eggs sliced on toats or a sandwich, and coffee or tea(w lemon and honey)

'songs to cry and eat bread to'

Uhhh. Keyring?

Any sour candy probably

Romeo and juliet bored me the least

Just sitting but i need to have my legs propped up on something. I like my knees to be high for some reason

I have an old pair of Rebooks ive worn since like 2018. Somehow theire still going strong

Rain, snow, just any cold weather

On my back

My Notes on my phone

Depends on what ere, but almost always video games

Dont have one tbh

I make weird noises at random times

Clear quartz

We Are Number One from Lazytow

Stay inside.

If its snowing, ill go out and build a snowman. if its raining, ill go for a walk. If its just cold, ill stay inside and make things, either food or diy stuff

Misery Meat, Against the kitchen floor by will wood, Viper by derivakat, Im not angry anymore by cummrs, The reeses puffs + misery + cpr remix

Probably talk about video games

Secret places(secret garden, secret library, secret cottage etc)

I can do that no matter what im wearing

I thought you were american, free sha voca do, yeet, i have the power of god and anime on my side, it is Wednesday my dudes

Ok

Nothing

Either 10pm or 2am

Trollface

Suitcase

Tea(specifically raspberry tea with lemon and honey)

Lemon pound cake

Not to me but some guy broke his arm bc he broke a window and the ambulance had to come get him

My mom

Pants pockets

Hoodie

Lavander

Fantasy

Pyjamas

Mozzarella

Hmmmmm, banana probably

"Everything happens for a reason"

When my dog ran facefirst into our fridge and make an audible *THUMP* sound

Finals :')

Comic sans B)

Lol very cold(bad circulation)

How to have patience and not murder someone because of how stupid they are(retail)

Beauty and the beast :D

Halloween babeyyyy

Stopped caring what people think about me, stopped believing im not worth something and stopped believing my parents are always right

I can control the focus of my eyemylike you can w a camera lens), i can sing p good, im flexible dispite my large size, and not giving a shit

"Sup, chief?"

Fantasy anime for sure

"You're beautiful because you're *you*, and nothing will change that." Dont remember where its from but its stuck with me since i heard it

Sans, william afton, bob velseb, harley quinn, toriel, doom slayer, izuku midoriya

Simpleflips once told me, love story, you give me feelings, careless whisper, this is it by oh the lancery

Animal jam

A lot of them, both mental and physical

Roses, lavanders, any flower basically

My butterfly and amethyst rings

Black coffee

Wasps don't die after stinging, but bees do

Leftieee :)

Stripes >:T

Math(reason: im queer, so im naturally bad at math)

Chicken nuggets and sour cream, and cucumbers and gravy

It depends on where the pain is. If i have a headache, im taking an ibuprpfen no matter if its a 1, but i generally dont take any pain meds, not even for cramps, unless its a really rare occasion where i absolutely cant take the pain and need meds. I didn't even take anything when i broke my arm and the doctors had to re-break it back into place bc the first time it healed incorrectly

Maybe when i was 6 or 7 i think

Chips, but fries are in 2nd place and mashed and baked in 3rd

Any succulent, probably

Oh god. Coffee from a gas station over grocery store sushi any day.

Schoold id photo bc i dont have a drivers licence

Mmmmmmmmm both

Fireflies :D

PC.Im shit at consoles

Drawing. Traditional, if on paper than with colpured pencils or graphite pencils, if in canvas than with acrylics

Barbie

Mythology. Greek or norse

Cookiessss

Being on stage or doing something in front of other people(social anxiety, everybody.)

To move out, get a job and have my own place and 2 cats

My dog. She's basically my daughter

I dont get this one :/

Bags

Lamps or fairy lights

Nina, Finley, Axe, Dumbass, Bastard, Bandit

Winter :DDD

Stardew Valley(but if you mean like, a general app, Chrome or YouTube)

The standard windows backround bc i havent found one i like yet

One.(my moms.)

Hmmm, probably victorian. Lots of classical music and big poofy dresses

weird asks that say a lot

in

1. coffee mugs, teacups, wine glasses, water bottles, or soda cans?

2. chocolate bars or lollipops?

3. bubblegum or cotton candy?

4. how did your elementary school teachers describe you?

5. do you prefer to drink soda from soda cans, soda bottles, plastic cups or glass cups?

6. pastel, boho, tomboy, preppy, goth, grunge, formal or sportswear?

7. earbuds or headphones?

8. movies or tv shows?

9. favorite smell in the summer?

10. game you were best at in p.e.?

11. what you have for breakfast on an average day?

12. name of your favorite playlist?

13. lanyard or key ring?

14. favorite non-chocolate candy?

15. favorite book you read as a school assignment?

16. most comfortable position to sit in?

17. most frequently worn pair of shoes?

18. ideal weather?

19. sleeping position?

20. preferred place to write (i.e., in a note book, on your laptop, sketchpad, post-it notes, etc.)?

21. obsession from childhood?

22. role model?

23. strange habits?

24. favorite crystal?

25. first song you remember hearing?

26. favorite activity to do in warm weather?

27. favorite activity to do in cold weather?

28. five songs to describe you?

29. best way to bond with you?

30. places that you find sacred?

31. what outfit do you wear to kick ass and take names?

32. top five favorite vines?

33. most used phrase in your phone?

34. advertisements you have stuck in your head?

35. average time you fall asleep?

36. what is the first meme you remember ever seeing?

37. suitcase or duffel bag?

38. lemonade or tea?

39. lemon cake or lemon meringue pie?

40. weirdest thing to ever happen at your school?

41. last person you texted?

42. jacket pockets or pants pockets?

43. hoodie, leather jacket, cardigan, jean jacket or bomber jacket?

44. favorite scent for soap?

45. which genre: sci-fi, fantasy or superhero?

46. most comfortable outfit to sleep in?

47. favorite type of cheese?

48. if you were a fruit, what kind would you be?

49. what saying or quote do you live by?

50. what made you laugh the hardest you ever have?

51. current stresses?

52. favorite font?

53. what is the current state of your hands?

54. what did you learn from your first job?

55. favorite fairy tale?

56. favorite tradition?

57. the three biggest struggles you’ve overcome?

58. four talents you’re proud of having?

59. if you were a video game character, what would your catchphrase be?

60. if you were a character in an anime, what kind of anime would you want it to be?

61. favorite line you heard from a book/movie/tv show/etc.?

62. seven characters you relate to?

63. five songs that would play in your club?

64. favorite website from your childhood?

65. any permanent scars?

66. favorite flower(s)?

67. good luck charms?

68. worst flavor of any food or drink you’ve ever tried?

69. a fun fact that you don’t know how you learned?

70. left or right handed?

71. least favorite pattern?

72. worst subject?

73. favorite weird flavor combo?

74. at what pain level out of ten (1 through 10) do you have to be at before you take an advil or ibuprofen?

75. when did you lose your first tooth?

76. what’s your favorite potato food (i.e. tater tots, baked potatoes, fries, chips, etc.)?

77. best plant to grow on a windowsill?

78. coffee from a gas station or sushi from a grocery store?

79. which looks better, your school id photo or your driver’s license photo?

80. earth tones or jewel tones?

81. fireflies or lightning bugs?

82. pc or console?

83. writing or drawing?

84. podcasts or talk radio?

84. barbie or polly pocket?

85. fairy tales or mythology?

86. cookies or cupcakes?

87. your greatest fear?

88. your greatest wish?

89. who would you put before everyone else?

90. luckiest mistake?

91. boxes or bags?

92. lamps, overhead lights, sunlight or fairy lights?

93. nicknames?

94. favorite season?

95. favorite app on your phone?

96. desktop background?

97. how many phone numbers do you have memorized?

98. favorite historical era?

[zeawesomebirdie]

Once you get this, you have to say five things you like about yourself, publicly. Then you send this to ten of your favourite followers (positivity is cool!!)🌈🌈

Omg thank you for this Nixie!! These are always fun to do!!

1) I have the most awesome fashion sense, cowboy aesthetic ftw

2) my writing is exactly the kind of thing I want to read and I love that for me 😌 (and I have more wips that are almost finished, they're coming just as soon as I get time off of doctors appointments!!)

3) I'm really good at baking bread and making jam (and also canned pie filling!!)

4) I really love that I can sit and read cookbooks cover to cover and actually get to enjoy all the cool quirky historical recipes

5) and my taste in movies is impeccable, esp the black and white ones!

[rottenimago]

why do konjac jellies need to be so expensive (╥﹏╥) i just want something sweet i want to not feel guilty about at all but instead i was served a financial sort of dilemma! i know not eating at all is the least expensive diet but sheesh. i do deserve some joy! i already feel miserable at my current weight.

anyways. vegan protein powder ftw, but only if i bake it into something. drank it earlier today so that i would have a chance of getting enough protein in a day, and the way that the grains sat on my tongue was not good sensory. i guess i'll have to bake/cook with it to mask the texture because the flavor was pleasant.

i have an open bag of peanuts and i am slowly going through it but tbh i regret getting it. yes it's like a thing i can grab before sitting to my computer, and better than sweets, but... still...

it's getting warmer here and it makes me want to crawl out of my skin tbh. having freshly dyed hair makes it slightly worse too because developer doesn't like my scalp. oh well, i love having colorful hair.

[archerbeans]

Banana Pudding, Funnel cake, Mooncake, and Oreo for Bob? :D

Banana Pudding: This is a good question! Since he just owns the burger joint I wouldnt be too worried about making him lunch since he's around food, but I'd definitely bake him something sweet as a little snack :>

Funnel Cake: I feel like Bob isn't the best at making baked goods but if he was visiting me, I would let him get me doughnuts or timbits from Tim Hortons, or those delicious long john donuts <3 If its take out dinner I'd love to try sushi with him someday

Oreo: Jokes! If its anything he wants to share its definitely his really silly "dad jokes". Besides humour he loves to let me borrow his CDs and records of his favourite music. He's much more tasteful when it comes to music and I love hearing his music he enjoys. Donna Summer ftw :>

[apothesized-moth]

Egg: Only if Paired with something else (Fried rice YUM...) or if Cooked on Both sides.

Steak: I don't know anything about it, I just want the outside to be like maybe a bit crisp in some spots and for it to be soft inside.

Milk: Sure, but oftentimes not, I go BUCK WILD for Oat Milk tho.

Alcohol: Anything Sweet where you can't really taste it (Dangerous)

Warm Drink: Tea (Specifically Apple Cinnamon tea or a good Indian Chai, both with Absurd amounts of sugar.)

Potatoes: Baked Potatoes FTW (Also Sweet potatoes, specifically sweet potato Fries.)

Spice Tolerance: 6/10 (But I do crave the Spice, so I guess it's been building up?)

(I don't really have any friends to tag but if ur my friend and u see this feel free to do it yourself xoxo I love learning small things about my Friends.)

[decembermoonskz]

💬 fifteen questions tag game

(tagged by @two-mp3) yue!! ty ty for thinking of me <333 i miss you more feel free to stop by my inbox any time and i’ll try to stop by too!! hope you’ve been well xoxo

ARE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? no. my mom said my name came to her in a dream :3

WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED? I think the last time I cried was at the final maniac tour concert in LA hhh I started sobbing at the ending ments. idk man ments are always emotional but that time fucked me up hhhh

DO YOU HAVE KIDS? nooooooo lol

DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT? yes. all the time and it drives my mom crazy sometimes HAHAHA

WHAT’S THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE? oh I’ve never thought about this, but I think mouths are the first part of someone I pay attention to, and smiles.

WHAT’S YOUR EYE COLOR? dark brown

SCARY MOVIES OR GOOD ENDINGS? good endings ftw I fucking hate scary movies

ANY SPECIAL TALENTS? I draw and bake, I also have a very good memory I can remember things pretty easily and/or quickly idk if that counts but yeah lol

WHERE WERE YOU BORN? earth :)

WHAT ARE YOUR HOBBIES? drawing, writing, gaming, and sleeping LMAO I’d count baking but I haven’t done it in a while, I wanna get back into it eventually tho :(

DO YOU HAVE ANY PETS? my cat phineas

WHAT SPORTS DO YOU PLAY / HAVE YOU PLAYED? none really now lol I played soccer and basketball for a very short part of my childhood but not for long.

HOW TALL ARE YOU? short like not tiny… but short :)))

FAVORITE SUBJECT IN SCHOOL? art, and english (surprisingly lol I think I’ve just had the best teachers the few eng classes I’ve had so it affects my opinion)

DREAM JOB? I don’t really have a dream job anymore. I just wanna live at this point •3•b