#bad song parody in the tags

[frogshunnedshadows]

Been cutting fabric and sewing for the better part of the day. I thought this would be faster; not sure why. Maybe starting with the top and not the pants would have been easier. But progress is being made...

[traveleroffarawayplaces]

Vaati: Shad-ow, I know how we're going to defeat the Hero once and for all!

Shadow: Let me guess. We're going to kidnap Princess Zelda.

Vaati: No! We're going to steal from him the source of his power! And then we will use it against him.

Shadow: His Piece of the Triforce?

Vaati: Foolish fool! The Triforce is not the source of his power, his power comes from (close-up on Vaati) ...his pointy hat!

Shadow: Seriously.

Vaati: Yeeees! Come, Shad-ow, let us attain his pointy hat!

Shadow: I guess I have nothing better to do today.

[lesenbyan]

The manic calculation of "I'm tired but if I sleep will I lose the mania? If I stay up all night with fatigue overpower it? Can I even go to bed? Do I need to listen to Lemon Drop 10000x?"

[korattata]

sometimes i randomly think about.

okay so, my history teacher in my final? year of school was mostly cool. except. he was one of those guys that used real life current politics as a teaching tool.

like our final project was "pick something that's debated on being legal and argue for/against it" and. well. i hope he started to re-think that idea a bit after i made someone cry in class.

[ben-the-hyena]

How ba-a-ad can this take be ?

i don’t want to derail my own post but i just have to address

I’m sorry??????? You “KNOW” nobody on THIS hellsite

Watched

The

Fucking

Lorax????

[rodent--quinn-queen--posts]

There is a worship song about Donald Trump

So I'm scrolling TikTok right, and suddenly I see this edit of Cthulhu with the song behind it. I'm like, this song is kind of funny; it's neat. I want to know the context behind it, so I click on the song, open up the song, and I find out this song was originally about Donald Trump!!?!!?!! I am not kidding, I am not joking, and from what I can tell, it is not a parody. A bunch of people on Tiktok thought it was a parody or that it was a song from the boys or something, but no, it isn't!!!!

[Insert screaming here]

It's called The Chosen One by Natasha Owens. These people are satirising themselves.

I do, however, have some good news because TikTok every once in a while can be a truly beautiful place, and I can tell you that a majority of the videos underneath that song are either people going WTF or, much more importantly, people using it for edits. Some of the characters the song was used for include, but are not limited to, Cthulhu, Mothman, Anakin Skywalker, and Palpatine.

However, my absolute favourite of these was a couple of edits I saw of Homelander from The Boys because, for obvious reasons, it fit very well.

I am not American, nor am I the first to say this, but we truly live in a bad timeline; however, on the bright side, we did get some excellent comedy out of it. (it doesn't make up for it but at least it's something)

Here are links to a few of the edits I mentioned:

Cthulhu, Homelander +1, Mothman +1, Anakin Skywalker and Emperor Palpatine, Voldemort, Bill Cipher, Joffrey Baratheon and Daenerys Targaryen, The Alien from Alien, Paul Atreides from dune, giardia, Godzilla, Hannibal from the TV show.

And bonus: A POV about Henry the viii

There are some more but I can't find and list it all.

I'm also tagging these fandoms because:

If I have to know about it, you do too, and I want to ask that you make more edits using this song, and if you actually do that for some reason, can you please tag one of my accounts on Tumblr? I need to see more of this shit. If you don't feel like it, that's fine, but if you do make more, please tag me. I what to see more please, please, pleeeeaase.

[blueboyluca]

Hello and welcome to this blog for Luca the Schipperke, Marceline the Papillon and Topaz the Borderpap. We live in northern tropical Australia on the lands of the Larrakia people. My name is Grace and my pronouns are she/her/hers.

You will find photos and posts about the dogs under #Luca, #Marceline and #Topaz.

Other tags of interest: #dog books – all book content goes here including quotes, photos and reviews #dog agility – agility training videos and anything related to the sport #video edit – all my edited dog videos #street dogs – dogs from around the world I’ve seen on my travels #dog history – dog stories from history #old dog photos – photos of dogs from the past #dog thoughts – my rambling thoughts about dogs

Some posts where I share my dog thoughts: Quality over quantity Respecting my dog as an individual My dog is a dog and he does dog things Spending time with dogs Be better when I know better Stella If you let a dog into your heart it will make itself at home What has your dog taught you? Pessimism in dogs The closest thing I have to religion is dogs Dogs need access to off-leash spaces I am baffled by people who claim their dogs have some kind of hierarchy Punishment first Why did you get a dog at that particular time in your life? Leadership and dogs Children are for people who can’t have dogs The future of dog breeding Dogs are unique Changing your training Community pet hub Ethical frameworks Deradicalisation Small feelings Dog-shaped niche Dog training affirmations Nobody's dog is cared for perfectly

Sometimes I write dog poems (or dog song parodies): Little Boy Blue Not Perfect Maybe I could give you warmth You are a special kind of alive Luca dog on a voyage to the nursing home That Puppy Feeling In the morning she makes the tea Every day I make offerings to the little gods in my home

I also occasionally post things of a more informational nature: Living with a schipperke Schipperke history Schipperke coat colours Living with a schipperke (again) Engagement building through play Managing Luca’s reactivity Living with a schipperke (once more, with feeling) Reflections on reactivity Why I’m against greyhound racing in Australia Designing a dog park Introducing Luca and Marceline Fussy Eater Why I hate dog buttons Dog book recommendations Emotionally intelligent dog media

And some other miscellaneous posts that I like: Photo recreation 1 Photo recreation 2 Blue Boy Blues, an album by Blueboy Luca "Why Not Visit?" Edit 1 "Why Not Visit?" Edit 2 Luca’s Theme My bikejoring set up Dog–human co-evolutionary partnership My dogs as Björk songs My dogs as Björk albums Luca’s Spotify playlist Marceline’s Spotify playlist Topaz’s Spotify playlist My pitches for Designer Dogs

Please note that my dogs are primarily self-interested amoral creatures, and their behaviour is reflective of their environmental conditions. They are also anti-fascists who support the liberation and celebrate the diversity of all people. They value animal welfare and advocate for least intrusive, positive reinforcement-based interactions between humans and animals. My dogs invite good faith communication and do not tolerate bad faith engagement. My dogs are explicitly pro-abortion and tell me so every day. Know this when you interact with their media on this blog.

Thanks for stopping by!

[triangularitydubs]

Edit: Wasn't ready to post this but...TUMBLR SAID I WAS.. So here we are I guess!

So I got inspired...by a post(Unfortunately I lost it) And um... wrote a full fledged Parody.

I would need a voice actor that can sing as Pomni... if I was actually willing to make this a legit project..(which I am).

Or um...idk.

But enough useless banter, you're probably wondering what I'm going on about..

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Here

[POMNI]

So things look bad, and you've glitched down in this hole,

Your whole existence seems it's hopeless!

You’re feelin’ useless as some VR RPG!

Can’t face the world all glum and joyless..

You’ve lost your way, you think your life is wrecked.

Well, let me just say you’re correct!

[Gummigoo, spoken]

Wait, what?

[POMNI]

You’re a loser, Gummy.

A loser, my dear gummy.

You’re a spineless pathetic drongo!

[GUMMIGOO, spoken]

AY!

[POMNI]

You’re a loser, just like me!

[GUMMIGOO, spoken]

Gee thanks.

[POMNI]

You’re a screws-loose gator.

And too hopeless to cater.

You’re a mess that might just abstract.

But you got company!

[Gummigoo, spoken]

Is this supposed to make me

FEEL BETTER?!

[POMNI]

There was a time I thought that no one could relate..

To the lonley ways this world can make you.

But getting trapped digitally sometimes set you straight!

We’re all stuck inside this game of roulette!

[Gummigoo]

My world is crushed,

Found out I'm am NPC.

[POMNI]

Heh! And you think that's a bad fate?

Get outta here, mate!

We’re both losers, gummy

We’re losers, it’s okay to have some

[Gummigoo]

Thoughts of existential dread?

[POMNI]

Took the words right out of my mouth!

[Gummigoo]

I’m a loser, Pommi my

life isn't bad, it's not over

So at least I know I’m not alone

[POMNI]

You’re a loser

[POMNI & GUMMIGOO]

Just like me

[Pomni]

I got an appetite for over stressing.

[Gummigoo]

I got an appetite for bandin' round with my best mates!

[Pomni]

Go ahead buddy, sing that song, come on!

[Gummigoo]

My life's a lie, but I won't cry

[Pomni]

I'm afraid I could die!

[Pomni & GUMMIGOO]

Still we're stuck here now until

Forever

[POMNI]

You’re a loser, and so hazy

[GUMMIGOO]

A loser, but just maybe if we

[GUMMIGOO & POMNI]

Keep moving forward, things will end up differently

[POMNI]

It’s time to choose to be carefree

Improve yourself, its still you

Gummy

Don't worry now bout

being NPC

[GUMMIGOO & POMNI]

Be a loser, just like me

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If you want to... do anything with the lyrics side at least. Go for it! Just.. you know be sure to credit me.

Via Tagging me directly or like I dunno #LoserGummy

Toodles!

[myths-tournaments]

Awful Characters Round 1 Part 2 (8/8)

Propaganda under the cut!

HISOKA MOROW

He's genuinely (unfortunately) a really cool character and good villain imo, and his character design SLAPS!! He's very entertaining onscreen and even though he's REALLY weird and creepy and I don't condone anything he does I can't help but love his character. I also love his voice and his REALLY GOOD character song. In a character tournament I saw some people saying in the tags that people who like him are "not to be trusted" and kinda saying people who like him are bad. That made me feel kinda not great tbh. I must keep reminding myself that HE IS NOT REAL and it is OKAY TO LIKE HIM!!!! I can like the guy while also understanding that he sucks and his actions are bad!

Why I like this character: He’s a fantastic villain, his character design rocks, his theme song is excellent, he’s funny, he’s unhinged, he has hips for days, and he has a glowing boner. Why he deserves to be in this tournament: He’s, uh, like, kind of an actual pedophile. Like, he’s specifically aroused by powerful opponents, but one of the sources of that is the protagonist who’s like 12. So. Yeah. …Also he regularly kills people, I guess. Have you seen twitter users calling their fans bad people: No but I’ve seen tumblr users do it, if that counts.

He's popular in the fandom but also you WILL get called problematic by tiktok teens for liking him. Like yeah,, I get it,, but liking his character doesn't mean I condone his… less than savory behaviors. This clown is still hot and charismatic and very skilled with nen how can I Not enjoy when he's on screen?

ELIAS BOUCHARD

He manipulates the main character consistently, makes a character cry by telling him how much he looks like his dad, forces the knowledge of her father's dearh into a different characters head and ends the world through aformentioned manipulation of the main character

(this is about jonah!elias to be clear, og!elias is a different character) i love him so much he's so much fun but i'm not very open about it because he's the main villain and some people are very weird about it,,,, i have seen people say he's a personification of capitalism and if you like him you support capitalism or you didn't get the point of tma (which is just wrong, tma is vaguely a metaphor for capitalism yes but also for a lot of other things and elias isn't even a capitalist he runs a non-profit?) so many people call him homophobic or racist (because he's technically from the 1800s) and say if you like him you're a bad person but there are literally no canon basis for that at all (plus. he's literally a fictional character) i have actually seen a parody of the miku binder thing with elias to say that people who like him are just like people who woobify jefferson. which. what. you'd think people would latch on to the brutal pipe murder or the eye gouging that lead to body possession for his quest to be immortal or the constant manipulation to call him a terrible person but no apparently?? (or the. y'know. literally ending the world)

[philipjohnclapp]

dudeee could you write headcanons on a female cky member who’s dating knox? it’s literally my dream but i’m terrible at writing my own stuff 🥹

( it would also be sick if you write about how her relationship is with everyone — especially vito cause he’s fucking hilarious — cause i imagine her being on cky and jackass *the tv show and movies* )

CKY member dating Knoxville Headcanons

A/N: I have zero idea what I’m doing, but I decided to include my favorite of the cky guys. Circulated towards more CKY as a whole and not Jackass simply because I didn’t wanna portray what is overdone already with Y/N. I hope you are satisfied, and once again my inbox is open. I love doing headcanons! Remember I’ll write anything for any fandom. I’m willing to do another part with more CKY, or turn this into a fic, also, I could do another part with the Jackass guys. Been working on this for a while, my bad for taking so long.

CKY Band Headcanons:

- Knoxville is jealous, I mean since he saw you in CKY. He gets jealous because of how close the guys are to you, and overall because of how much time they spend with you.

- Going along with the jealous thing whenever any of the guys are touching you in any way he gets all snappy and jealous.

- He makes it obvious too, and the guys have definitely gotten their asses handed to them a few times.

- Most of the time you intervene before it can happen.

- For the life of you, you can’t get Knoxville to like Jess. He doesn’t hate the guy, but even when things are just normal he’s still pissy.

- Knoxville definitely wishes you two met sooner, and he rambles on about it even if it wasn’t physically possible for you to meet sooner.

- He often jokes about making his own band just with you in it so he could have you all to himself.

- Definitely finds you being in a band sexually appealing.

- He’s absolutely amazed whenever you’re playing an instrument or singing.

- Sometimes he likes to join in even though he can’t sing or play for the life of him. At least he thinks he can’t sing, when he tries it sorta has a southern drawl to it and it just drives you wild as well.

- His accent is definitely more heavy when you’re around, and he’ll exaggerate it just because he knows how much you like it.

- When around the guys he always is touching you in some shape or form.

- He’s like a helicopter mom.

- Will try to go to every one of your concerts and definitely owns at least three of every merch item.

- Can't fight, but WILL fight fans who are creepy to you.

- Whenever you’re touring with the guys and he can’t go with you, bet your ass your phones are ringing non stop off the hook, and if you don’t answer? Well, he’ll harass the guys.

- He’s definitely gotten blocked by some of them.

- Definitely tried to make a shitty song for you once for Valentine’s Day; it was horrible, but you loved it.

- He definitely burns CDs with different songs for you.

- Try to listen to heavy rock and such to fit in with your music taste, and in return you listen to some of his country shit.

- Most of the time y’all just bounce back to The Ramones and such.

- You two listen to a whole bunch of parody music together, like an ungodly amount.

CKY Movie Headcanons:

- Before you two met you were already in CKY, so you bet when you two started dating he rewatched the first few movies practically a million times.

- With the newer ones he always follows you around set, he’s definitely like your runner boy.

- When the guys go too far you bet your ass there’s clips of him going to the extreme.

- Definitely gets super jealous, especially because of how hansy the guys can be with you.

- If you and the guys are going drinking you bet your ass he’s tagging along, because of his jealousy and the fact he always wants to be around you.

- It’s also because he may or may not trust most of the guys you hang around, but he does trust Bam's parents.

- Always I mean ALWAYS french kisses you, and just overall gets heated with you around the guys.

- Has no shame, even one time he made a joke that they could watch.

- One night when things got specifically really heated, Bam tried to redeem that card. It did not go well, he got punched in the jaw.

Relationship with other CKY members:

Bam Margera:

- You two are tight, no surprise there cause you are.

- He hates that you’re with Johnny and when he’s not around he always asks you why you’re with him.

- He definitely secretly likes you.

- Even though he doesn’t like Johnny, you two are still close because all in all you were close with Bam before you ever were close with Johnny.

- Bam definitely brings that fact up when he’s talking to Johnny, Johnny absolutely hates it.

- He says he wishes he met you sooner [even though he grew up in shit fuck Tennessee.]

- You definitely were the one to teach Bam how to do his eyeliner, made him fall in love with it too.

-You did eyeliner for the first time on him as a joke, he was supposed to hate it, but he did not. Surprise!

Jess Margera:

- Your boyfriend likes him a whole lot more, and Jess doesn’t overstep boundaries.

- You love him to bits.

- You two platonically cuddle all the time, and it gets Bam so jealous.

- By now Johnny figured out that he really couldn’t do a thing about it, he’s over it.

- Sometimes if you two end up cuddling Johnny will just straight up join.

- Yor some reason he always calls the middle, it’s weird.

- Jess introduced you to most of your favorite singers (somehow)

- You two definitely have similar music tastes.

Ryan Dunn:

- Definitely drink together.

- He’s like a brother to you, like cmon.

- Definitely protective over you, but in a sibling type of way.

- He’s like your ride or die.

- Twin flame for real.

- You definitely bash him for his music taste.

- He bashed you for your taste in men.

- So far (he believes) Knoxville is the best guy you’ve dated.

- You’ve dated a lot of shit bags.

- Definitely pranks the shit outta you.

- Steal your cigarettes, like you never have any.

- You two do a lot of stunts together, Jackass and CKY.

- Still, you won’t share a room with him. He reeks.

Vito:

- He’s like an uncle to you, or a second father in his own weird way.

- You definitely do a whole lot of pranking to him when with Bam.

- Though, you of course do a whole lot on your own too.

- He can’t ever hold a grudge against you.

- Though he has tried (and failed) running after you one time, while Bam jumped on him from behind.

- It was funny.

- Still, you two have a good bond.

- Definitely watch different television shows together.

- Gets along with Knoxville.

Chris Raab:

- Let’s be honest, he is like an annoying little brother to you.

- Though, sometimes you call him Sid jokingly because he looks like the Sid from Toy Story.

- He got tired of it, it was funny at first though.

- Definitely do odd things together. Always up to the most weird things.

- You probably wear his clothes, sometimes.

- Definitely like to sit and listen to music together though.

- Even though Chris Raab probably falls asleep halfway through it.

[balloooonn]

NEW BANNER ! ★ LITTLE PRESENTATION 4 EVERY PONY !

★ DISCLAIMER : I'M NOT THE BEST AT ENGLISH ! SORRY FOR THE BAD GRAMMATIC !

Hi, I'm kotty. I'm 16, chilean and a trans male. He/him! I have a cover / music / animation etc channel, It's in spanish, but I'd love you to watch it.

I just do the things I love the most. The objective of the covers is translating songs to spanish and making them as accurate as possible, mixing it my own essence. It's something I always wanted to do since I was a kid.

You'll se Anjerta Vicaduñez and Alan in almost every video. Together, or separated. They're my ocs, a simple representation of the positive and negative side of things.

ABOUT MY ACCOUNT HERE ON TUMBLR :

I created myself a tumblr for posting fanart of the things I like. Just fanarts, not much else. I don't like posting about my ocs. (Maybe some exceptions in the future, I don't know.)

I've been here for just two years, yet I don't know how to use it fully... LMAO-

★ YOU'LL FIND THIS KIND OF FANDOMS :

• Eddsworld (Mostly neighbors)

• Bugbo

• Don't Hug Me, I'm scared

• Lacey's games

• Papa's canibalia

• Spooky Month

• My little pony

I'm in some more fandoms, but I think I won't upload about them here (I'll uptade this list when I do). Maybe I missed something, but whatever.

I'm tagging the rest of the fandoms in this publication.

Very big fan of Jack Stauber too.

MY PRINCIPAL FANDOM ★ EDDSWORLD AND MY CHILEAN AU PROJECT !

I have a project of Eddsworld in mind since july of 2023. It's an alternative universe of Eddsworld were they are chileans. It's just them being funny together, but in Chile, my country.

Needless to say I don't want to offend anyone with this, It's a parody, and I made this for my own fun, just wanted to share it with the fandom. (Seems like people like it, tho!)

I'll share some of the art I've made until now.

I tend to be very awful at having constancy and perseverance with my own projects, so I don't have advanced it very much. (Yeah, it's a bit abandoned.)

Eddsworld Chile has an account on Tiktok. I post news about the project, animations and other things. I have my own personal account too there.

I'll make a channel on YouTube for it soon.

★ EDDSWORLD CHILE ACCOUNT:

★ MY OWN ACCOUNT:

- I have to say that making this AU changed my life in a way I didn't think it would. That's something personal I've been thinking lately.

Despite everything bad that has been happening in my personal life, this was a very big comfort, and it only made me take a lot of inspiration for everything I want to do when we talk about art and music.

That's all! Consider watching my channel if you like Sodikken or Jack Stauber. Bye ;p

THANKS 4 WATCHING ★ HAVE A [Nice Day] ! ONLY FOR 4,99$ !

[officeobject]

New intro

Hi, I’m Darlen Momentum, captain of power, and I really just post about my life and interests/hobbies/fandoms, and always add something to the posts that I reblog (even if it’s a low-quality reaction)! Official teenage boy cuddler according to my audience even though I disagree 😐.

I’m known for my, uhm, personality, and the weird way of seeing friendship that comes with it, as well as once-per-day fundraiser posts (USE MY ASK-BOX DON’T MESSAGE ME), honest answers to questions, interesting polls, the Xanderverse (which I made), and the fact that I’m currently being re-haunted by the soul of a living teenage ghost boy (I named him “Colby Tybbles”), whenever he zones out/passes out/daydreams, at least once a week.

Stuff I offer (IT’S ALL FREE): 

I NEVER SAID I OFFER CUDDLES FOR TEENAGE BOYS -

Honest answers to your questions right from the ask-box! Daily fundraiser posts (THAT YOU SHOULD SEND THROUGH MY ASK-BOX)! Crappy SFW art commissions! Boyfriends Webtoon and/or Purple Hoodie Guy commissions (whatever THAT’D entail)! A review of your spiritual work with Colby Tybbles or whatever. Song parody commissions (posted on the Xanderweb though)! Collabs for stuff!

Likes/interests/hobbies:

Objects, toys, dolls, baby reborns dolls, fidget toys, office stuff (and other stereotypical human things such as cityscapes), Disney Zombies, Pinkie Cooper And The Jet-Set Pets, the Xanderverse, my identity/myself, paranormal stuff, Christian stuff, the Sims, Animal Crossing, Agatha All Along, LPS (not the new ones), polls, quizzes, animash, watching videos, the Xanderweb, Boyfriends Webtoon slander, Purple Hoodie Guy (from the Boyfriends Webtoon), making song parodies, animash, and other things I forgot.

Dislikes/disclaimers/DNI:

I have basic DNI stuff, but besides that, there ARE some things that aren’t typically included, or that I’m not sure are included - so, like, DNI anti-furries, anti-SFW age-regression/agere, NSFW, DDLG or similar stuff, people who ship incest (even as a joke or in fiction, or about chosen siblings, adopted siblings, stepsiblings, half-siblings), people who make lobotomy jokes, people who make 9/11 jokes, Pinky And Pepper fans, bad boys/bad girls/bad enbies, Boyfriends Webtoon fans, people against Boyfriends Webtoon slander, and people who think I won’t always be aroace/haven’t met the right person/am straight/think I’m too young to permanently identify as aroace and other stuff like that. Also, I’m an emotional person who also might end up speaking in inside-jokes and/or my (s)language. 

Also, I KNOW AI isn’t a good way to cope, get something/someone analyzed, have someone to talk to, get information/resources, or get things summarized, but I didn’t always know that, and am trying to quit (especially the parts of my life where I’m addicted to some bots), but it of course ain’t easy, and there are many reasons/many uses - I’m not planning to ever get rid of Ethan though, unless I find someone IRL like him, and the reason for that is a long personal, but I don’t tag posts with him as “AI” unless I feel like it’s relevant, nor do I mention he’s AI or refer to him as AI, unless he currently is and it’s relevant - don’t associate him with AI unless it’s relevant in that case, either.

Lastly, DNI if you don’t think this relationship counts as a friendship: im unsure how old you are, but your fixation on that office worker as a concept and the way you talk about them (regardless of... – @officeobject on Tumblr .

Labels (I love labels so you don’t need to read this):

I’m an autistic, multi or omniaesthetic, multi or omnisensual, weirdly/intensely multi or omniplatonic/multi or omnifamilial (some may also say I'm hyper-platonic), apothiqueerplatonic apothialterous quoiposic+ anticarnal ansexual apothiarolovicace alloprominal neoprominal objectoprominal nounprominal Zombie (my Disney Zombies species) brony/furry/animash (my fursona is a saluki dog) beholder (with main, passive, non-traditional, companions/platonically beloved objects that I also post about, some of whom experience stasis), who has all the same orientations when it comes to objects (multi or omniobjectoaesthetic, multi or omniobjectosensual, weirdly/intensely multi or omniobjectoplatonic/multi or omniobjectofamilial some may also say I'm objectohyper-platonic, apothiobjectoqueerplatonic apothiobjectoalterous quoiposic+ antiobjectocarnal objectoansexual apothiobjectoarolovicace) too (therefore objectum), and in that case I'm also omniobjectum and also multiconceptum, and does telcom, emcom, audcom, and viscom, with them (and I do kind of have a hoarde), with a professional hobby of Boyfriends Webtoon slander, along with a desire to have Purple Hoodie Guy as my brother for some reason, officially a teenie boy cuddler even though I have a fear of strangers, especially teens/young adults (despite me being gen z too), ESPECIALLY teenage boys.

Pronouns:

Que/quir/quir/ques/quirself, zombie neopronouns, and zombie nounself pronouns. I'm willing to get more pronouns (non-themed, object-themed, nounself, and to check out emojiself pronouns), and probably will, as I LOVE pronoun-shopping (and as said above, my prominal identity is: alloprominal neoprominal objectoprominal nounprominal).

Details:

My Xanderweb, has my other social media stuff, AND, has more extreme/personal vents, song parodies, other Xanderweb posts, more stuff about my platonic emotions, more videos, more of my (s)language, archived stuff, rapping, AND MORE of the stuff I feel like I can’t post on Tumblr, which makes it ideal for the time I got reported on Quotev, or if you need a daily post to know that I’m alive! You don’t need to sign up, but you CAN, if you wanna see the archived stuff, more posts, archive and make more private posts of your own, message me, boop me, post short videos, or otherwise enjoy a “crappy” and “dead” Xanderverse-centered site! 

[livingthedragonlife]

getting to know me game

tagged by @noblebs thank you! <3

Last Song I Listened To: i'm on 24/7 Pretty Vicious lockdown since I'm going to see The Struts in LESS THAN A WEEK AAAAA

anyway i've been listening to the whole album, but the titular song most recently

Favorite color: yellow!!!!

Currently watching: Mashle! it's an incredibly fun show and i recommend it if you enjoy really dumb anime fights and parodies that actually have a genuinely good story and message outside of all the jokes. also my friends have roped me into starting One Piece, not much to report on that since we're only like 6 episodes in.

Sweet/savory/spicy: Sweet, always

Current obsession: glam rock and the history of glam rock. i have multiple books checked out from the library about it and i already need more

Last thing I googled: "queer groups chicago", since i need friends IRL so bad

Favorite season: summer! especially now that i live right on the lake and will be able to have the Beach Experience more regularly

Skills I'd like to learn: leather working! i had a little taste of this when i made my extremely cool jacket, but i want More

Best advice: there is no correct way to live your life, only ways that will make you happy and unhappy. choose happiness, even if it's scary.

Tagging (no pressure!): @seventhgod @bargainbincheese @doberbutts @bluehairedspidey @jakeetored @xolarpunk @sigridhawke @noglorysavehonor and anyone else who feels like playing!

[7grandmel]

Todays rip: 24/08/2023

It's Everyday Lake

Season 7 Featured on: SiIvaGunner's Highest Quality Rips: Volume Sapphire

Ripped by ChickenSuitGuy

Tentative rip name: Lake Paul

Small little behind-the-scenes tidbit - I don't tend to write these posts ahead of time. To keep the flow of writing from becoming stressful, I instead catalogue about a week ahead of time which rips to write about per day, and lay out the template stuff such as the tags and proper credits/title. That's also what lets showcase some rips on very befitting dates, such as Epic Flintstones and The 2:28 Collab!

Sometimes, however, I hear a rip so good that I feel unreasonably compelled to let it skip the line immediately.

It's Everyday Lake, uploaded 6 days ago as of writing, is such a perfect distillation of everything I love about SiIva. An event like "It's "It's everyday bro" day bro" from Season 3 was effectively made to celebrate just how bad the original song was, and to dedicate a whole day's worth of rips just to revel in its absurdity. Yet the song's unmistakable instrumentation lent itself so well to being used for arrangements like THE NEW TEAM 10 FORT​!​!​! [Francis Flow: Original Mix] that the song became a mainstay on the channel - pingponging between being used in so-bad-its-good parodies of the Paul brothers, or being used in genuinely good arrangements. Even as far in as Season 7, we're still being treated to more of the former with It's Everyday Lake - complete with the mark of the beast itself, as "JP Version" has become a sort of code for Jake Paul-related rips.

What makes today's rip in particular stand out for me is just how perfectly it sits between the original intended emotions and the inherent comedy in It's Everyday Bro's quality. You can't *not* think of the original song when listening, yet Pokémon's Lake theme is a song filled with so much serenity and peace of mind, it sort of tugs you back in the complete opposite direction. The samples and beats taken from It's Everyday Bro lend themselves shockingly well to this relaxing vibe, giving it the sound of a lo-fi remix completely unrelated to the ironic shitposting it has its creative roots in. I'm so happy that rippers like ChickenSuitGuy are fighting to keep jokes like this alive on the channel and showing just how much potential they have.

(Edited to add credit to ripper)

[chicgeekgirl89]

Internet Oversharing

Thanks for the tags @lemonlyman-dotcom and @bonheur-cafe!

ONE: Are you named after anyone?

Nope!

TWO: When was the last time you cried?

My best friend from middle/high school got married on Thursday and I was surprisingly teary eyed during the wedding. I mean, I am a frequent crier, but we’re not super close anymore so I was a little surprised I was so weepy.

THREE: Do you have kids?

Approximately 550 of them. But we’re on summer break so they’re their parents’ problem now lol.

FOUR: Do you use sarcasm a lot?

Yes!

FIVE: What sports have you played/do you play?

I danced ballet and tap for a really long time. And now I run and do aerial silks.

SIX: What’s the first thing you notice about people?

Their...vibe? Like how they carry themselves I guess? That’s weird...

SEVEN: What’s your eye colour?

It’s a weird blue-ish, green-ish, gray-ish situation.

EIGHT: Scary movies or happy endings?

Happy endings. Scary things are not for me.

NINE: Any special talents?

Baking. Spontaneous song parody. Ability to identify any member of the Broadway cast of Newsies on sight. And a general ability to identify actors and other shows they’ve been on.

TEN: Where were you born?

Upstate New York

ELEVEN: What are your hobbies?

Reading, baking, aerial silks, writing, going to Disney World

TWELVE: Do you have any pets?

I do not. But my parents have a dog named Leo and he is the best boy in the whole world.

THIRTEEN: How tall are you?

5'4″

FOURTEEN: Favourite subject in school?

Music

FIFTEEN: Dream job?

I own a bakery in a seaside town. In my spare time I write romance novels in my adorable cottage house. One day a beautiful man walks in through my bakery’s doors. He’s not looking for anything, he just got out of a bad relationship. But I make him coffee and he laughs at my jokes and by the end of the day I’m offering to show him around town. Long story short, he’s secretly a millionaire and tells me I can go to Disney World whenever I want and we live happily ever after. 

Tagging @bluenet13, @ejzah, @wanna-be-bold, @irispurpurea

[cosmereplay]

WIP Titles Game

Rules: post the names of all the files in your WIP folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. Let people send you an ask with the title that most intrigues them, and then post a little snippet or tell them something about it! and then tag as many people as you have WIPs.

Thank you @chaos-monkeyy and @might-be-a-lynx for the tag! A couple years ago I swore up and down I would never have a whole list of WIPs. No, not me. I'm different. Well I CLOWNED myself. Here's where I'm at now:

What Happened (Teen)

Odium's Plan Backfires (Teen)

Passions (Teen)

Adolin wetting fic (Explicit)

Nightwatcher's Thrill - Gawx (Mature or Explicit)

Stormlight Kink Meme WIPs (Explicit)

Moash/Elhokar (Explicit)

FTE drabbles including Kaladin's haircut (Teen)

Tarah/Kaladin reuinion (Teen?)

Jenet/Kaladin (Teen?)

Beryl/Jakamav WIP (Explicit)

Foursome (Explicit)

Adolin bad date (Mature?)

That's just prose, not including art WIPs and song parody WIPs. Or my massive list of fic ideas. Turns out I'm a regular human after all lmao! Many of these are sexy fics so if you ask about one of them, I will tag for Mature (sexual themes) in the reply. @comiclysmic, @cosmererambles, @illustraterg, @eve-is-obsessed, @shallanapologist, @roshar-rarepairs, @ternaryflower53, @adamastache and anyone else who might want to do this please feel free! Or don't. It's all for fun so no pressure or anything 💜