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Happy Valentine’s Day!

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why does my mother suddenly fail kindergarten whenever she tries to do anything on the computer

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going to someones blog and they have their pronouns listed as "dey/dem" and youre like "oh ok neopronouns i havent heard of before" but then you start scrolling through deir blog and dey exclusively post in an exaggerated mafia goon voice and now you're genuinely unsure if dey use they/them but spelled it funny as part of the bit or if dey use neopronouns which are an extension of the bit

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No I'm not 😭😭😭😭

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Abomination bard magic!

Sillies doing magic combos

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Every poll on this website is like:

I'm asking a question aimed at a specific group?

Yes 🟦

No 🟦

I'm not part of that group 🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦

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hes so cute i need to see him half dead havinf a violent mental breakdown on the floor

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pokèmonize yourself!!!!

spin this wheel to see your pokemon type

spin this one to see how you'll look like

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chillin at the ambient red lighting and horse store.

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hey man. i didn't see you at the ambient red lighting and horse store. you ok man?

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YOU THINK I’M JOKING BUT I’M DEAD SERIOUS

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Reliving the horrors

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people all collectively coming to tumblr to see if ao3 is down for other people too or if it’s just them and their wifi is so poetically nostalgic when you think about it, because in some way, it’s the equivalent of those times in the past when you’re a kid and visiting your grandparents’ home and there’s a blackout and so you just walk outside of the house to see if your neighbors experience the same thing too. the ao3 is just. like. a modern version of that

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Me: Can I get you anything else?

Customer: Yeah, a smile would be nice

Me:

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hey genuine question why do people put that fucking water filter over screenshots. just post them. fuck you.