#LoserGummy

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Edit: Wasn't ready to post this but...TUMBLR SAID I WAS.. So here we are I guess!

So I got inspired...by a post(Unfortunately I lost it) And um... wrote a full fledged Parody.

I would need a voice actor that can sing as Pomni... if I was actually willing to make this a legit project..(which I am).

Or um...idk.

But enough useless banter, you're probably wondering what I'm going on about..

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Here

[POMNI]

So things look bad, and you've glitched down in this hole,

Your whole existence seems it's hopeless!

You’re feelin’ useless as some VR RPG!

Can’t face the world all glum and joyless..

You’ve lost your way, you think your life is wrecked.

Well, let me just say you’re correct!

[Gummigoo, spoken]

Wait, what?

[POMNI]

You’re a loser, Gummy.

A loser, my dear gummy.

You’re a spineless pathetic drongo!

[GUMMIGOO, spoken]

AY!

[POMNI]

You’re a loser, just like me!

[GUMMIGOO, spoken]

Gee thanks.

[POMNI]

You’re a screws-loose gator.

And too hopeless to cater.

You’re a mess that might just abstract.

But you got company!

[Gummigoo, spoken]

Is this supposed to make me

FEEL BETTER?!

[POMNI]

There was a time I thought that no one could relate..

To the lonley ways this world can make you.

But getting trapped digitally sometimes set you straight!

We’re all stuck inside this game of roulette!

[Gummigoo]

My world is crushed,

Found out I'm am NPC.

[POMNI]

Heh! And you think that's a bad fate?

Get outta here, mate!

We’re both losers, gummy

We’re losers, it’s okay to have some

[Gummigoo]

Thoughts of existential dread?

[POMNI]

Took the words right out of my mouth!

[Gummigoo]

I’m a loser, Pommi my

life isn't bad, it's not over

So at least I know I’m not alone

[POMNI]

You’re a loser

[POMNI & GUMMIGOO]

Just like me

[Pomni]

I got an appetite for over stressing.

[Gummigoo]

I got an appetite for bandin' round with my best mates!

[Pomni]

Go ahead buddy, sing that song, come on!

[Gummigoo]

My life's a lie, but I won't cry

[Pomni]

I'm afraid I could die!

[Pomni & GUMMIGOO]

Still we're stuck here now until

Forever

[POMNI]

You’re a loser, and so hazy

[GUMMIGOO]

A loser, but just maybe if we

[GUMMIGOO & POMNI]

Keep moving forward, things will end up differently

[POMNI]

It’s time to choose to be carefree

Improve yourself, its still you

Gummy

Don't worry now bout

being NPC

[GUMMIGOO & POMNI]

Be a loser, just like me

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If you want to... do anything with the lyrics side at least. Go for it! Just.. you know be sure to credit me.

Via Tagging me directly or like I dunno #LoserGummy

Toodles!