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a bingqiu witches x xianxia fusion, as prompted by cass and fulfilled as part of an ongoing fundraising event at svsss gotcha 4 gaza!
#svsss#scum villain#bingqiu#shen qingqiu#luo binghe#shen yuan#mxtx#my art#i wanted to bring viet!binghe out for once#the prompter wanted them to be sitting on xiu ya#but the sword's not long enough to fit two grown men sooo next best thing was to have it tied to the broom lol#the white cat is sj#probably#but i can't decide if he's sy's familiar ORRR#if it was a summoning gone wrong#in which sy was summoned to possess sj's body by someone with Bad Vibes and inadvertently ejected sj's soul into the nearest living thing#which was a nearby white cat#ORRRR we do this sabrina the teenage witch style#and sj was sentenced to live a 100 years as a cat for some atrocity he may or may not have been involved in
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mmmmmm read a disciple shen yuan/shizun luo binghe fanfic about two days ago where the first chapter was the Immortal Conference arc, and SQQ was the one who had to be pushed into the abyss (he was still the villain) except Luo Binghe was refusing and was like, lowkey losing his mind about SQQ being so close to the edge. SQQ ended up having to be the one to fall in himself because of the system's punishment system. The rest of the fic is leading up to that moment. But like, MMM i've been obsessively thinking about that first chapter for DAYS ever since.
now i've been in svsss for a grand total of *checks watch* a week. but god obsessed with that. I want to write/read a fic where disciple SQQ goes a little nuts down there. Like keep all of the things that make SQQ, SQQ, but just. Throw in a little bit more trauma in there. A little bit of a mental break. Let him go a little nuts as a treat. Just a tad unhinged. I wanna see him go, just a little, "god fuck it, i've tried so hard to change this shitty story's outcome and it feels like everything i've done has been for nothing. I'm going to die in this world no matter what I do, I've been doomed from the start, so might as well die the way I want to." and he just, breaks a little! Under all the stress.
He still retains the traits that makes shen yuan, shen yuan, like his overwhelming kindness. But he's just! yk. A little less patient. Paranoid. Jumpy. Colder. A little more aloof and closed off. A little more Shen Jiu. He's no asshole child abuser, but he was a Number One Hater in his past life and he's leaning into that old habit a little more now.
(On a totally coincidental not-at-all related note, there's not enough SJ-and-SY-are-the-same-people fics out there that i've found. This is totally unrelated...)
The Endless Abyss turns the mind into an over-sharpened blade, and SQQ is both fascinated and perhaps a little excited to explore a place that doesn't have a lot of info on it in the mortal realm, but still terrified out of his mind. And he's no Luo Binghe, he doesn't have the sheer brute strength and power to just bulldoze his way through, so he has to be a lot more sneaky and cunning if he wants to survive.
The fic itself role-swapped LBH and SQQ so that SQQ was the half-demon (which lowkey fucks) and LBH the human, but I'm equally-if-not-more obsessed with the idea that LBH remains the half-heavenly demon and SQQ the human. If only because I keep thinking about SQQ befriending some demons (particularly and specifically a group of succubi) and they grow very attached to this Human Cultivator so through magic plot stuff they create some kind of seal/illusion/talisman that makes SQQ appear as a demon because a human cultivator in the endless abyss may as well be the equivalent of putting a giant neon target on your back.
And iirc Shen Jiu was taught demonic cultivation by that one guy(?? i've only been here a week so im not caught up in ALL of the lore yet) so that could totally happen here.
(On the other end of the realms, poor Shizun Luo Binghe is just. losing his fucking mind over losing his most precious and beloved disciple. About .5 seconds from burning down the peaks himself. somebody sedate him.)
The Endless Abyss sucks and SQQ is having a really terrible time and can feel himself going lowkey mad, but also holy shit look at all this WORLD-BUILDING. look at all this flora and fauna, and oh if he had the equipment for it he'd be writing all of this down. ALL OF IT. He was kinda-sorta-already planning on never leaving the Abyss as some sort of fucked up self-exile and self-preservation thing, but now he might? actually just?? never leave if he can help it, like he lowkey likes it down here.
anyways the next time anyone ever sees SQQ again he's got hair so long its almost touching the ground and he's either in rags and half-feral or he's been completely dolled up by his adoptive succubi sisters and still about three seconds from biting anyone who tries to touch him. (he's also lowkey trying to book it back down to the abyss even if he has desperately missed all of his friends and shizun)
#mxtx svsss#svsss au#scum villian self saving system#shen qingqiu#shen yuan#luo binghe#disciple shen yuan#scum villain#svsss#*points at SQQ/SY* i want him to go nuts. as a treat. let him crumble just a little over the stress of his fate and the stress of survival#and the stress of having a lack of autonomy over a handful of his decisions. starry craves angst and she craves a very specific SQQ angst#he was a number 1 hater back in the day and lbr being a hater takes energyyyy. ive heard that this man was the BIGGEST hater i wanna#see him rip a man to shreds with nothing but his tongue and a voice that could cut marble clean in half. skin a man alive sqq you deserve i#*mortal kombat voice* FINISH HIM#i love without-a-cure but unfortunately i dont think SQQ would be able to have WAC and also survive in the abyss.#the succubi nest that adopted him tried seducing him at first. it didn't work. but he did somehow charm them with his cringefail ways#so now they have a brand new mortal big/little brother to dote on. SQQ is frankly delighted to learn all about succubi culture that doesnt#revolve around sex. he makes quite a few friends/allies in the abyss because of his pure fascination and unbiased desire to learn about#demonic culture and all the different niches and nuances of it across species. he's still going insane tho. like that's not stopping.#there's a single LBH pov chapter in the fic and its frankly so unhinged it was fantastic. he's so possessive. he straight up goes:#'oh SQQ isnt gonna be the next peak lord. he's ascending to heaven with me when i do :)' when Sha Hualing (also peak lord) told him that he#couldn't keep his disciple in the bamboo house all the time. what was SQQ gonna do when LBH ascends and he becomes the new peak lord?#gosh that first chapter is rotating around in my mind so bad. LBH was SO unwell. like losing his actual shit over SQQ near the edge.#i so want to write a oneshot abt this where SQQ is also in hysterics (albeit over slightly diff reasons) and tells LBH on his knees:#'this disciple deeply apologizes to his shizun. for he will not be ascending to the heavens with him.' right before he falls into the abyss#this au being disciple SY is for shits and giggles but i can also see it happening for regular SQQ bc 'fuck it im a dead man either way'#frothing at the mouth at this idea also being a SY-is-SJ au too. for the extra angst of SQQ trying to bear the weight of multiple lives on#his shoulders and trying to figure out what is real and what isn't and if he's meant to suffer in all of his lives no matter what he does.#not once in his life has he ever been free to do what he likes has he? self-hatred to the max. he's going mad. poor boy :]
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Need more fics where sj!SQQ and a martial sibling gets stuck in a situation, and instead of them having a bonding moment or something stupid and emotionally healing, sj just pulls out a knife.
#mind you i eat up the emotionally healing tropes#i just think itd be very funny if#'oh no. im in a situation with my worst shixiong. we're at risk of losing our lives. please tell my mother i love her.'#and then the martial sibling(depending on the one)#would try to resolve any bad blood between themselves and sj#and sj just removes a hidden knife from the small of his back that wasnt confiscated or something#and just frees them#maybe he puts the knife through the jaw of a captor or a really formidable beast#svsss#and just goes 'what was shidi saying? i was busy being the only resourceful and useful person in the sect'#original shen qingqiu#shen jiu#cang qiong#og shen qingqiu#og sqq
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Hi, if you don't mind, I'd love to hear about the Scumcumplane AU. Like *how* fluffy would it be? Would there be murder? I think no one we care about if it's fluff, right? Is it more like a fix it for all or only a 'canon but fixing it for the ship'?
I always have so much fun to read your ideas. If this too pushy, don't feel like you need to answer or anything.
Have a nice day<3.
I won't lie the scumcumplane AU is in the same AU I made Shen Yuan a fifty year old man before he transmigrated. I didn't mention it because I forgor
He's a well known academic that specializes in classic literature and psychology studies, and is a xianxia nerd in his free time. I'm slightly basing this on a college professor I had (pretty chill guy, like a grandpa and also surprisingly a weeb).
When Shen Yuan transmigrated, he's in the body of a thirty something year old rogue cultivator. He meets Shang Qinghua during a supplies run, and they clock each other as transmigrators instantly. I'd imagine Shen Yuan was Shang Qinghua's professor at some point and probably was a whole sexuality crisis for him (something something silver fox Shen Yuan).
But yeah in this AU Shang Qinghua was working on helping Shen Jiu with varying success, at least the scum villain trusts him. So when Shang Qinghua comes around and introduces a rogue cultivator, he isn't immediately releasing the hounds.
It's a pretty fluffy AU and it has my favorite flavor of Shen Yuan (completely unfazed by everything because he's seen some things).
Him and Shen Jiu bond over literature, and Shen Yuan does clock a few of Shen Jiu's mental health issues and tries to help where he can. Shen Jiu just likes the have occasional pampering and people to complain to.
I just find the idea of Shen Jiu accidentally bagging two (mentally) 50-60 year olds a little amusing. Shen Yuan and Shang Qinghua are complaining about their backs hurting and how they need to take a nap. And then Shen Jiu just slots himself in-between like a cat during its afternoon nap.
If there was murder, I'd imagine the most reaction it'll get from Shen Yuan is "Oh no. We're probably going to have to work on that, aren't we?" He's a professional in his field, he learned how to be unbiased.
So I definitely see Shen Yuan being pretty unfazed by most things because of the things he's helped other people with in the past.
#SJ: but I killed a man#SY in a comforting voice: so has multiple other people that doesn't make you a bad person#SQH: I killed a man#SY: heh nice. you need therapy about it?#he gets a little silly since he's off the clock (and probably never will be again )#svsss#scumcumplane#scumcum#jiuyuan#cumplane#shen qingqiu#shen yuan#shen jiu#shang qinghua
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BAD NEWZ (2024) dir. Anand Tiwari
#bad newz#filmedit#userfilm#chewieblog#dailyflicks#fyeahmovies#dailyworldcinema#filmgifs#bollywoodedit#romancegifs#tusereliza#userbecca#underbetelgeuse#usershreyu#userrajan#cinemapix#filmtvcentral#hindi#ours#by sj
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au where the entire plot of pidw gets derailed when shen qingqiu shows up with a baby and announces to the rest of the world that yue qingyuan got him pregnant.
(i think there’s a fanfic where sqq babytraps yqy but i just can’t find it for the life of me)
#the scum villain's self saving system#scum villian self saving system#scum villain#svsss#scumbag self saving system#scumbag villain#scumbag system#shen jiu#shen qingqiu#sqq#og shen qingqiu#og sqq#original shen qingqiu#original sqq#yue qingyuan#yue qi#qijiu#79#yqy is definitely not complaining about this new development#another one of sqq’s plans to keep yqy tied to him#after all abandoning his child and it’s mama would make yqy look so bad and that is what sqq is counting on#what sqq didn’t account for was yqy doing a sappy public proposal after learning that they have a child together#the speech lasted for ten minutes and it made everyone (sqq included) tear up a little because of how pathetically sweet it was#cang qiong mountain sect#this is the biggest entertainment that cqms has had in years#yqy uno reverses sqq’s plan and now they’re living a picture perfect (it's 100% unhinged) life together with their baby#if there’s one thing that sj and sy have in common it's that they will go through insane mental gymnastics just to rationalize something#if qijiu aren't freak4freak for each other then they aren't my qijiu#qijiu get together after the babytrapping but everyone thinks they got back together after having a messy breakup prior to joining cqms#after all that would definitely explain the weird tension they have together and why yqy just lets sqq get away with everything
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POV you are trying to cover for your ghost gege but no one told you the inside jokes between him and his head disciple
I arrived about 20 days with bootleg starbucks late for this, but I had this silly idea and I needed to get it out of my system.
#svsss#mxtx svsss#shen bros#shen qingqiu#shen yuan#shen jiu#ning yingying#head disciple ning yingying my beloved#i live for the headcanon of her having a mischievous and planning side to her#if anything that's what she learnt from sj (how to be a lil shit)#uhhhh ig here SJ died accidentally while peak lord and SY went from twin peak lord to solo peak lord and never has he missed his bro more#than when it came to filling taxes for Shang shidi#too bad ghost jiu-ge's still here to make him do them anyway (don't be so cruel to Shangshidi A-yuan!)
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I see "Binghe Princess Disorder" and I raise you Shen Jiu's "Bad Person Disease"
#Obviously I don't think BPD makes you an interently bad person. SJ sure does tho lol#anyways I've seen a lot of convincing arguments for why SJ has BPD but ultimately the thing that got me is that he and Binghe#are so obviously foils.#Binghe inherited it from his evil mommy <3#svsss#luo binghe#shen jiu#fish.txt
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Spreading some Shen Jiu positivity coz I need it lol.
You know what's so great about Shen Jiu? It’s that we don’t have a clue what Shen Jiu would’ve been like if he had a chance to heal from his trauma or was equipped to deal with it. (That includes learning coping mechanisms that don’t involve lashing out on other people and getting the TLC he deserves.) We have already seen him at his worst, I wanna know what he’s like at his best!! The world nerfed him with trauma and angst coz it knew a Shen Jiu with mental stability would be a force to be reckoned with. He embodies the quote “Jupiter was meant to be a star but failed.” This is why I love Shen Jiu fics so much (at least the ones where he heals and all that). No coz I'm not getting over the fact that he used a powerful sword flying technique during the burning of the Qiu manor without practicing it first and only saw it once before just straight up pulling it out of his ass like- Or that he become a peak lord despite every fucking disadvantage thrown at him. Also! I'm pretty sure his spirit roots and cultivation talent was equal to, or even greater than Yue Qingyuan as a kid before it got ripped away from him LIKE WHAT-
Everyone has their own interpretations of Shen Jiu’s character and it's nice to explore. Ofc I don’t like the way he is in canon. If he was a real person, yall would hate him too. I like Shen Jiu for the potential he had as a person and who he could’ve been. And I like coming up with AUs and ideas for how things could've gone differently for him because, for me, there's something so therapeutic about seeing/writing characters break cycles. Shen Jiu not having done so in SV had a narrative impact by emphasising how people display problematic and violent behaviours in response to trauma. That is why the protagonists and male leads of MXTX novels are written the way that they are, to contrast the villains. Characters like Xie Lian, Lan Wangji and Wei Wuxian are examples of people coping with their trauma positively (semi positively if I'm being honest but the point remains). So excuse me for making Shen Jiu the protagonist in practically all the fics I'm working on lol.
Technically you can’t even say Shen Jiu is OOC for these kinds of SJ fics, coz, again, we don’t know what he’s like if he actually got the help he needed. There's this fic called Residing Over Autumn Leaves, where Shen Jiu’s personality is so malleable that he completely reflects the environment he was around in his earlier years. He suffers through a Qi deviation that actually erases his memories and he becomes a white lotus Jiumei. It’s because he was in Qing Jing peak most of the time and all his disciples and martial siblings protected him. And then there’s fics like The Hidden Flower, and the Memories Remembered series. Those speak for themselves. I'm assuming yall read them coz they're pretty much the most popular Shen Jiu fics on AO3 lol.
Btw, I am NOT looking to argue with anyone over smt like this. Like YES I know what he did, and made sure I had that info (coz the spreading of misinformation is wild).
But I hope it's at least undeniable that he deserved to heal for what the Qiu's and Wu Yanzi put him thru??
#anywayssss#talk to me abt shen jiuuuuu#I am of the mind that the only thing sj should've been held accountable for is abusing his disciples#which IS a coping mechanism btw but a very bad no good horrible and problematic one#which is the point people should acknowledge#Like I wanna smack him for it but I also want to wrap his younger self up in a blanket burrito and feed him warm food next to a fireplace#the DUALITY#shen jiu#original shen qingqiu#og shen qingqiu#svsss#mxtx svsss#the scum villain's self saving system#scum villian self saving system#scum villain#scumbag villain#scum villains self saving system#shen jiu deserves to heal from his trauma#that's the hill I'm dying on#but ofc liking him for how he is in canon is cool too#as long as ppl know that ppl can be victims and abusers simultaneously and one doesnt cancel out the other#nuances???? in human beings???? unheard of!!#oh wait....#thats exactly how real ppl are....#im rambling
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No cause I actually feel so bad for Qiu Haitang cause she really was just a spoiled and naive girl who fell in love (with a slave, a victim still) and after only one night (and a whole hell in between, in SJ eyes) all his family was murdered by the love of her life and her house reduced to ashes.
Not only that, but fucking decades later (and a whole life in another reality) she discovers the love of her life has long forgotten her (he didn't, though, he just wasn't there anymore) and she's forced to face the truth about what her family truly did to deserve such fate.
like, wtf airplane
#qiu haitang#original shen qingqiu#shen jiu#haitang#the qiu#svsss#i still don't like her enough to forgive all she did tho SJ tho#i just feel bad for her :(
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FUCK i just realized that i defend shen yuan on here the way shen yuan defended luo binghe on pidw forums.... 😣 i need to stop kinning him so hard
#svsss#bingqiu#sy#miao#sorry to sj apologists. i feel bad for him too#but MY meowmeow is definitely shen yuan#pookie little idiot i need to put him is a blender
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mdzs fandom before the untamed was so good i have so much resentment for that show for bringing in the worst people flooding everything with slop to the point where i keep liking danmei a secret
If you go to ao3 and read wangxian fics from the earliest to the latest, you can almost pinpoint exactly when cql hit the English-speaking fandom because 1) Wangxian’s dynamic changes, 2) Wei Wuxian’s potrayal in fics ubdergoes an extreme shift into what is now his mainstream fanon today, and 2) Jiang Cheng starts appearing. Not fanon!Jiang Cheng, but Jiang Cheng, period.
In the earliest fics, he is very rare to find, and where he appears, it is only a mention or a brief cameo. After cql, though? Suddenly he is a major character in fics. Suddenly every fic features him, even if it’s just through letters or Wei Wuxian playacting convos with him when he’s physically absent for whatever reason. Suddenly, “yunmeng bros,” “yunmeng trio,” “twin prides” takes off. Suddenly it’s Wen Qing siding with Jiang Cheng and berating Wei Wuxian for being a stupid idiot. Suddenly it’s Lan Wangji forcing Wei Wuxian to reconcile with his “brother,” if it isn’t Wei Wuxian threatening Lan Wangji to get along with Jiang Cheng or be dumped. Suddenly it’s weepy Wei Wuxian crippled by the guilt of having “stolen” affection away from Jiang Cheng as a child, of having “broken his promise” of eternal servitude brotherhood, a crime that needs the entire fic to rectify, even if the fic is about something else entirely. Suddenly it’s “if only Wei Wuxian had listened to Jianng Cheng’s advice (that he never gave), none of this would have happened!”
There is a palpable shift in how every character is treated once Jiang Cheng became a fandom favorite, and it’s actually made the experience of reading fics worse as a whole.
#mdzs asks#anon#jiang cheng#miraculously tgcf isn’t this bad *knock on wood*#there’s a pretty even split between fics that treat mq like a victim needing protection#and fics that call him on his bullshit#but svsss is as atrocious as mdzs#not in how ubiquitous sj is but how whenever he appears he *must* be accommodated as the victim and true hero#while his actual factual child victim—lbh—is made to suck it up#or worse: portrayed as the villain for saying that he will not forgive or forget sj’s sins against him
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I love how similar yet different Blackwater lure Eclipse and Naga SJ!Eclipse are.
They both become obsessed with photographer y/n after they see y/n appreciate nature, they both are technically alone due to certain circumstances (if SJ Eclipse had cut off his relations with his brothers in this AU as well), and they both want y/n’s attention.
However, Naga SJ Eclipse was the reason he lost his companionship with his family (again if we are using some of the original Sleuth Jester story), while BL!Eclipse is alone because of circumstances outside of his control (if I’m getting apex polarity’s lore correct. I’m still very behind due to school and work but have been trying to keep up with the outside lore snippets).
Additionally, Naga SJ Eclipse’s “admiration” of photographer y/n does not mean they won’t get hurt. In fact, it’s likely what causes them to be hurt by Naga SJ because he associates love with his violent tendencies (i.e. bruising y/n and threatening them). BL!Eclipse admires y/n but is against hurting them and instead chooses to try and engage y/n in their work and gift them with things such as food and showing them amazing places.
Anyways, I think if both Blackwater Lure and Naga SJ Eclipses existed in the same universe they would have an extremely intense rivalry with them both being obsessive over y/n and Blackwater Lure not being happy with SJ hurting y/n.
Oh ho, these two would hate each other's guts not least due to them both claiming the photographer. Neither are okay with sharing, either.
SJ and BL follow their OG counterparts with issues and relations, so both are alone, possessive, and very, very territorial. You're correct to point out how they contrast and mirror each other regarding Y/N.
BL!Eclipse grabs Y/N to take them to a beautiful clearing in the river where the water runs clear and every arapaima fish appears under the glittering surface. SJ!Eclipse grabs Y/N to force them to listen when he is, once again, monologing about what they will do for him once they understand that he is all they need.
BL!Eclipse takes Y/N's camera to carefully look at each photo before giving it back. SJ!Eclipse takes Y/N's camera with the threat of keeping it or breaking it. BL!Eclipse coils around Y/N to make them take a nap with him after seeing how tired they look. SJ!Eclipse coils around Y/N to ensure they can't run while he pokes their cheeks and tugs on their hair at his amusement. You can imagine how the list goes on.
If SJ Naga Eclipse exists in the same jungle as BL Eclipse, it would essentially boil down to who can get rid of who first, and once BL Eclipse learns who's been marking his photographer with bruises... It would not be pretty.
Also this—
Y/N: oh hey, you're back early
BL!Eclipse: jungle's haunted
Y/N: what?
BL!EClipse: *loading a pistol and slithering back into the trees* jungle's haunted
#he's about to make it unhaunted#anyways more naga stuff#i'm not normal and i'll do it again#naga!eclipse#blackwater lure#sj naga eclipse#don't get me wrong bl eclipse still terrifies y/n but he at least has good intentions just bad executions#sj clip on the other hand knows exactly what he's doing and how he's doing it#the serpent den
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ayoo guess who finally sat down and caught up with cultivate B)
is me. so you know what that means.
spoiler warning for cultivate ch 30-37
there was actually.... more things i wanted to draw but I already did so many I had to physically restrain myself hfsjkkdh anyway yes can you tell i love this fic very much
yet once again. cultivate by the wonderful @neonghostcat
#liushen#cultivate#cultivate: slow life on a monster infested mountain#mu qingfang#tagging him as well since theres lot of focus on him lol#and shen jiu as well u have to excuse me I love them they're meow meows#there was gonna be more sj content also but he ended up being cut in the end#wait- hdfdfhkj probably shouldnt talk about cutting something and SJ in the same sentence lmao jhfksdhfk ok bad joke sorry#anyway aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa absolutely deceased with all that has been revealed and covered in the past few chapter#actually dead wonderful powerful talented incredible showstopping never seen before#my most favourite part of cultive is its mysteries without a shadow of a doubt they're so intriguing and the reveal is ALWAYS sooo satisfyi#so the chain reaction of so many answers of the big ones tm? chefs kiss MWA#speaking of mysteries i never mentioned it before because I didn't know how to incorporate it without it being awkward but#for the longest time one particular piece of info has been rotting in my brain#and it was the off-hand comment on of the aqueduct by LQG#it is SO SILLY but THATS the one that has been just spinning in my brain FROM THEN ON ALL THE TIME it is indeed not the actually much coole#checkovs guns that have been setup nooo it was THIS hjkjsdfhksd I HAD TO KNOW where that was going AND NOW I KNOW I CAN REST EASY jsdhfkd#so yeah absolutely wonderful chapters indeed beautiful powerful#also some of you may noticed that time and time again I keep switching up the seniority between bai zhan and qian cao#and i have to formally apologize for that it is in fact not out of lack of attention to the text I'm just shdjkas#if im not mistaken qian caos position is not set in stone in canon so its free for grabs to put it in any of the free spots on the list#so i should respect neonghostcats (beloved i am so sorry) list in this case but i physically couldn't bring myself to write mqf as shidi#HSAJHS im sorry i am so biased and from doctors family i cannot put him in my head in peak seniority so low I'm sry i am legally not allowe#so lets just pretend i wrote it correctly ok sadhkas eyes closed xD#OOF th etags got long this time but im just SOOOO EXCITED WITH THIS FIC AND GOT FEELINGS OK BYE#anyway neonghostcat godspeed recovery buddy!!#also i hope using neonghostcat isnt like....calling u by your full name hdkfh but no idea to which parts i should shorten it either so hah
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shen jiu keeps walking into situations where the dm says "are you sure about that?" and replying "yes" and then juuuuuust scraping past the dc of the interaction.
#he succeeds but by god. at what cost.#svsss#shen jiu#sqq (cum) on the other hand keeps getting critical failures on situations that leave the dm simply baffled.#he only gets critical successes when he rolls to protect someone else.#and other party members have completely abandoned the main quest in favor of going on the side quests to revive him or fix status effects.#sj: (makes bad choices)#yqy (borderline frantic): can i roll to assist--
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five rules that shen qingqiu (sj) would definitely have for his kid if he ever became a parent
absolutely no sleepovers allowed (his pre-cqms backstory is enough of an explanation as to why he has this rule)
has to have the best grades out of everyone in cqms (if sqq became the peak lord of qj after only starting his education in his pre-teens, beating out other pl candidates who’ve been studying for longer than him, then his kid can at least beat out the other cqms disciples in grades)
location must be shared at all times (again, his pre-cqms backstory is enough of an explanation as to why he has this rule)
as long as his kid living under his roof, dating is strictly prohibited, the gender doesn’t matter (if he’s still hung up over that one person he had a disastrous homoerotic friendship with (yqy), then who is his child to be happy and in love in his house, huh?)
if they’re going to cause trouble at least do it in a way where they won’t get caught (honestly sqq would be more mad about his kid getting caught beating someone up unlike normal parents who would be pissed that their kid was beating someone up (he’s definitely the type of parent who’d be like “did you at least win?” whenever his kid comes home after getting into a fight and would be mad if his kid lost the fight))
#the scum villain's self saving system#scum villian self saving system#scum villain#scumbag villain#scumbag self saving system#scumbag system#svsss#ren zha fanpai zijiu xitong#rzfzx#shen jiu#shen qingqiu#sqq#og shen qingqiu#og sqq#original shen qingqiu#original sqq#parent shen qingqiu#parent shen jiu#mamajiu#whether he’s a good parent or a bad parent you’d best believe that sj would be hella strict#shen jiu headcanon#og shen qingqiu thoughts#qing jing peak#cang qiong mountain sect#mxtx svsss#mxtx rzfzx#dad shen qingqiu#dad shen jiu#papajiu#with og sqq as a parent there is no way the kid is going to grow up to be completely sane but one can hope
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