#bad sense of humor

[mingthegod]

Yeah sleepover time😼 excuse my bad writing….😔

[unholyglitch404]

One of my favorite jokes to make is when I overhear something figurative, and jokingly take it literally... Except, the issue with that is that nobody fucking understands it. So, somebody will be like "It's raining cats and dogs" and I'll jokingly respond "Idk, I'm not seein' any dogs", and apparently I'm just fucking stupid for that.

[petrichor-galore]

I’m so excited to share that my book, The Children of Magic, is now available in paperback and hardback! The E-Book is still on Kindle Unlimited so it’s completely free for anyone subscribing to KU. I hope that my dumb sense of humor can make you laugh. Or at least make you do that thing where you’re not really laughing, but you blow just a little bit more air out of your nose as a sign of finding something mildly amusing.

[stuckinapril]

lived my whole life in guilt bc i thought i was responsible for people's feelings. newly realizing that other people are responsible for their feelings and reactions, even if they make it seem like i'm the problem. a lot of the time it really has to do w them and their own emotional regulation. i can't keep thinking i'm not allowed to have space bc of other people's insecurities. like i literally refuse to dim myself. other people are responsible for their feelings just as i'm responsible for mine.

[wavewavethoughtsonly]

IlLogical

Shockwave revealing one of his many creations to overthrow the Autobots.

While everyone assumes Shockwave is being uncharacteristically stupid, Soundwave knows he’s trying to please him.

[guinevereslancelot]

it's a beautiful day at the roman senate and you are a horrible goose

[pinacoladamatata]

blink and you'll miss it moments around skyhold....

[themirepirate]

was reading Sherlock holmes and this popped into my head

[deliriuxe]

Famous last words

[mingthegod]

Was this just a excuse to draw killermare in my au in love? Hah! No wayyy (˵ ¬ᴗ¬˵)

Also dust being the only reasonable one in her band is lowkey canon they need her to survive "( – ⌓ – )

[serendippertyy]

coming out as a massively obsessive digital circus fangirl,,these little freaks have leeched onto my brain and I will be rocking in a corner mumbling to myself waiting for the next episode...

anyways here's the three stooges featuring my sister's jax design because it is super cool and awesome

plus some zoobie doodles because they r my fav 🫶

[petrichor-galore]

A really dumb joke/thought I had the other day.

Free is cool but freon is cooler.

[nocek]

And this concludes the grand crossover event

(or does it?)

(it does but I was given a great idea for how to solve Gwen's problem :) )

the timeline of previous relevant comics:

[Jeff has a great fashion sense and Peter is the best hooker]

[Jeff is found and fucks are lost]

[bro landed up in the wrong universe and all he got out of it is a lousy bow]

[oodlesodoodles]

laughter

[livstarlight]

Please allow me to break down this wakanda forever scene for my personal entertainment and the mere reason why I think it's the funniest shit I have ever seen

So we have Namor who is blabbering his sob story to a stranger foreigner surface-dweller princess he met once and who has known for a total of... five minutes, give or take. But whatever, we are on a tight schedule, on the brink of war and with the risk of being exposed any minute, plus we are trying to form an alliance with above mentioned princess and her country, that seems to be the only one to have something in common with his own, so it's fine.

ANYWAY, he has just finished unraveling his people's but especially his entire life story because he wants Shuri to understand why he has to do what he has to do, and she starts arguing back, trying to find a common ground. A peaceful solution for both parties. Which... fair. Usual diplomatic stuff. They are both making sense.

Then Shuri says THIS:

Mind you, he is a mutant god king. A mutant god king of 500 years old. He has seen and heard a lot of things, nothing should faze him that's what I am saying. And technically has the upper hand, considering he is also sort of holding her hostage (she asked to be brought there but still) and yet:

Stunned. Absolutely flabbergasted. Looks like his brain is stammering and failing to elaborate what's happening.

But Shuri keeps going, smart and confident in her ability to turn things around.

She even smiles. And that's it. He is done. Now we can actually see his braincells on the loose, helplessly scattering around. Live.

(500 years old. Let me remind you. 500.)

Then... this. Whatever this is.

1 Why are you swaying your hand around. And so dramatically. Besides, you gave her that dress.

And 2... what are you doing. Where are you looking. Please focus we are in the middle of a diplomatic meeting that could decide the fate of both of your nations for crying out loud.

But no. No no no. We are not done. If that wasn’t enough already:

Which... scary. Shuri is genuinely unnerved, like everyone with common sense would be.

He is just stating how things are. He is being serious, after all we are talking about a secret underwater kingdom that has been hidden for centuries, but no-

Look at him. He is so proud. So cheeky for having delivered this stupid joke he is probably mentally giving himself a pat on the back for having thought of it in the first place.

Look at her face. Look at her. She is a mix between "dafuq dude" and "are you for real"

GUYS IT'S HILARIOUS I COULDN’T STOP WHEEZING. HE PROBABLY THOUGHT HE DID SOMETHING. HE PROBABLY THINKS HE IS THE FUNNIEST MAN ALIVE.

I am not even gonna say anything about the fact that after her proposition he raised zero-to-none complain and/or hesitation about showing his super secret beloved kingdom that he has been going above and beyond to protect for centuries to a girl he met yesterday whom he talked to for a total of now ten minutes. Because... really.

[stellaluna33]

You know what, I'm done caring if people think it's "offensive!" The idea of Ace-spec Jess (not to be even more annoying about this, but may I emphasize that I used the word "spectrum" for a REASON? 😃), even if you can't take it seriously, has INCREDIBLE comedic potential. 😂 Like, the idea of Jess being the Jessica Rabbit of Gilmore Girls is a HILARIOUS idea to me.