#bad sense of humor

[mingthegod]

Yeah sleepover time😼 excuse my bad writing….😔

[unholyglitch404]

One of my favorite jokes to make is when I overhear something figurative, and jokingly take it literally... Except, the issue with that is that nobody fucking understands it. So, somebody will be like "It's raining cats and dogs" and I'll jokingly respond "Idk, I'm not seein' any dogs", and apparently I'm just fucking stupid for that.

[petrichor-galore]

I’m so excited to share that my book, The Children of Magic, is now available in paperback and hardback! The E-Book is still on Kindle Unlimited so it’s completely free for anyone subscribing to KU. I hope that my dumb sense of humor can make you laugh. Or at least make you do that thing where you’re not really laughing, but you blow just a little bit more air out of your nose as a sign of finding something mildly amusing.

[wavewavethoughtsonly]

IlLogical

Shockwave revealing one of his many creations to overthrow the Autobots.

While everyone assumes Shockwave is being uncharacteristically stupid, Soundwave knows he’s trying to please him.

[idontmindifuforgetme]

lived my whole life in guilt bc i thought i was responsible for people's feelings. newly realizing that other people are responsible for their feelings and reactions, even if they make it seem like i'm the problem. a lot of the time it really has to do w them and their own emotional regulation. i can't keep thinking i'm not allowed to have space bc of other people's insecurities. like i literally refuse to dim myself. other people are responsible for their feelings just as i'm responsible for mine.

[guinevereslancelot]

it's a beautiful day at the roman senate and you are a horrible goose

[pinacoladamatata]

blink and you'll miss it moments around skyhold....

[themirepirate]

was reading Sherlock holmes and this popped into my head

[deliriuxe]

Famous last words

[geraiodli]

It's such a good thing that Google podcasts didn't have first like four episodes, because I can listen to them now. They're so good though!!! Can you believe the sun has acquired a gun(and sentience) only in second episode??

Also it's based on this meme. I changed it a bit because I think the composition is better that way also Chris deserves a cool ass red orb

[mingthegod]

Was this just a excuse to draw killermare in my au in love? Hah! No wayyy (˵ ¬ᴗ¬˵)

Also dust being the only reasonable one in her band is lowkey canon they need her to survive "( – ⌓ – )

[serendippertyy]

coming out as a massively obsessive digital circus fangirl,,these little freaks have leeched onto my brain and I will be rocking in a corner mumbling to myself waiting for the next episode...

anyways here's the three stooges featuring my sister's jax design because it is super cool and awesome

plus some zoobie doodles because they r my fav 🫶

[petrichor-galore]

A really dumb joke/thought I had the other day.

Free is cool but freon is cooler.

[nocek]

And this concludes the grand crossover event

(or does it?)

(it does but I was given a great idea for how to solve Gwen's problem :) )

the timeline of previous relevant comics:

[Jeff has a great fashion sense and Peter is the best hooker]

[Jeff is found and fucks are lost]

[bro landed up in the wrong universe and all he got out of it is a lousy bow]

[stealthetrees]

Commander Fox is very injured and his batch only found out cause his medic wrote such a scathing report about it. Many other medics are confused and worried about a patient who is being looked after by a doctor that said “I hope that son of a bitch gets the rest of what’s coming for him”.

Cody and Rex are able to get to Coruscant to see him, and are distraught to find he’s been attacked by a sith. Lightsaber burns, even lightning scars all over his body. They ask who attacked him and got an earful from the other commanders that 1. Fox should be dead right now and karma will fix that oversight shortly if one of them did not and 2. Stop being sad for him it will only encourage his reckless behavior.

Cody and Rex get them to admit it was Palptatine, at witch point they are ready to get the pitchforks and torches, when Thorn sits them down and explains that Fox somehow got it into his head that Palpatine is somehow the mastermind behind the creation of the clones and also the war, which he is controlling both sides of, and is using the whole situation to grab power and will later name himself emperor of the galaxy.

Everyone agrees that that is insane. Thorn then explains Fox has been attempting to blackmail Palpatine. He broke into his apartment one night and startled the poor old man, who was just trying to defend himself. Palpatine is also currently in the hospital recovering from the fight with Fox. It’s not until Cody and Rex are all the way back on their ship that this means that Palpatine is, in fact, a sith.

[oodlesodoodles]

laughter