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Strawberry News July 2024 Wallpapers
Available to download from the official JP Sanrio site until July 31st!
#sanrio#hello kitty and friends#hello kitty#bad badtz maru#little twin stars#cinnamoroll#hangyodon#my melody#pochacco#keroppi#pompompurin#wallpaper#summer#blue aesthetic#strawberry news#pc wallpaper
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emotional support pc!nhl
241205 Matthew Tkachuk wearing a cap; Quinn Hughes in a suit; 2425 Niko Mikkola headshot
#finnesse talks#emotional support pc#nhl#ice hockey#matthew tkachuk#mt19#quinn hughes#qh43#niko mikkola#nm77#florida panthers#vancouver canucks#day 2 of exams and heres who bought#havent had the time to print the sasha adjacent picture to this chucky#but when i recieve i will most likely show it here#my brain is kinda effed up today#a lot of shenanigans has already happened and yeah#FACE-OFF FOSTER announcement tho#congrats to the kitties#congrats quinner#weve known it for a long time but still#idk what the characters say on the pc holder so yeah i hope it isnt anything bad#mikksy headshot always giving me calm#and just quinn looking handsome in a suit#chucky giving me rat energy to seize the day#bye#BRUH ITS ROSTER MB UGH BRAIN CANT EVEN TYPE RIGHT
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What illegal downloads from sketchy websites and someone you miss leads to
#I think this could be a very good au#Y’know. To make fugo suffer. When have I wished him good. Fuck him. He ruins my life. (Affectionately)#Virus Nara….. Is he a virus tho….. bc wdym there’s a virus of ur late best friend out there in the internet#Maybe he possessed fugos pc bc he let him play games on it… idk… I added a file icon w his games in the drawing just bc I thought it’d#Be funny but. Who’s to say it’s not a FNAF animatronic possession thing. Without the agony.#Actually no there is agony from fugo. I mean. Isn’t it like bad energy and strong emotions. Just that the animatronics also had melted meta#hold on lemme cook here#Jjba x FNAF except narancia is literally just in FNAF AR pc version (doesn’t exist) and haunts fugo#(I promise imma try to take it a bit more seriously 😭)#Still sobbing and I haven’t even finished watching tomb of the fireflies or whatevz.#Literally played my feelings. Snatched my heart. Tore it in half. Cut the halves to pieces. Boiled it into soup. And fed it to me.#Do not watch this fucking movie. Ghibli I hate you for this. Stop making me cry.#Also this au might just be sad fugonara. Maybe platonic maybe romantic. I do not know#But I really like the idea of Nara forever haunting fugo. Like yes guyboss torment ur boyloser after death ‼️#Narancia prob thinks he’s just being silly and funny like before he died but fugo is absolutely terrified having a mental breakdown over it#Actually that gives me so many ideas. I have more sadness to cause (to myself and my kitty witties).#I love the word digital. Digital bath. Digital footprint. Digital torment from your dead best friend.#(or crush. Or boyfriend. I don’t know what they are. It’s just fugonara. /p /rom (is /rom a thing))#I JUST REALIZED I YAPPED SM IN TAGS HELP#jjba#jojo no kimyou na bouken#jojo’s bizarre adventure#narancia ghirga#au#alternate universe#fugonara au#also ignore the fact I will mainly be drawing in my agenda I don’t have anything better to draw on in school#(I do have loose leaf sheets but I hate how thin they are and it’s easier to get caught drawing on them :/)#I wish I had more time to live#Traditional art
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[guy who lives in lowkey constant fear of being flanderized and infantalized and flattened and misunderstood and not taken seriously as an entire human person with complex thoughts and feelings in real life] yeah I dunno why I feel so strongly and get so defensive about Fantasy Racism and fantasy-race stereotyping it's just a really big sticking point for me for some mysterious reason
#justin NPCs being casually racist to aubree for being a halfling because he's intentionally doing well-thought-out fantasy worldbuilding#vs jill NPCs being casually racist to tsakesh very obviously because SHE is thinking of him as A Kitty who also loves drugs and crime#rather than LISTEN!! to literally ANYTHIIIING I ever said about what he's actually like as a person!!!#justin: this NPC is projecting stereotypes onto you because they don't see halflings as real people#jill: this NPC is projecting stereotypes onto you because *I* can't conceptualize a khajiit as a real person-- even your PC#['real people' as in within the bounds of their own fictional worlds obviously]#OH BOY THE LATTER FEELS REALLY BAD. AND I REALLY LOVE MY FRIEND BUT GUESS WHO DOES THIS THE MOST TO PEOPLE IRL TOO LMAO#TO BE EXTREMELY CLEAR: NOT in an irl racism way! but in an 'I've decided your entire personality is [misinterpreted quirk]' way#IT'S SO WEIRD THAT I GET SO WEIRD ABOUT GNOMES BEING TREATED AS A JOKE RACE BECAUSE THEY HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR.#IT'S SO WEIRD THAT I GET SO FUCKING ANGRY ABOUT TOLKIEN ELVES BEING REBRANDED AS DEEPLY STOIC AND SERIOUS#SO THAT THEY CAN BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY-- BECAUSE ANY SILLINESS UTTERLY PRECLUDES SERIOUSNESS OR COMPLEXITY#IT'S SO! WEIRD!! THAT I FEEL SOME KIND OF WAY ABOUT HALFLINGS BEING UNIVERSALLY TYPECAST FOR HOW THEY LOOK!!#WHICH THEY COULDN'T HELP EVEN IF THEY WANTED TO!!#WEIRD WEIRD WEIRD!! WOWIE!!!#there are a million reasons dungeon meshi is the best but this is one of them. tbh.#'this man looks 12. this isn't a joke it's a reality of this world and it's something he has to live with and people Aren't Normal about it#'but he's still an entire person. do you hear me?? he is still an entire human being!!'#'you thought this dog-man was a silly funney joke but joke's on YOU because he's ALSO an entire goddamn person'#'and everyone in-world who treats him like just a funney doggy is wrong! they're just perpetuating in-world racism!'#IT LIVES ITS ENTIRE LIFE SO YOU HAVE TO TAKE IT SERIOUSLY EVENTUALLY#HOLLERING INTO THE SKY#about me
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so becuase i like funny men... i made a character that i can ship with barnaby. not lying, odetari's song "too fast" kept replaying in my mind with this character. I unintentionally based her on blaze the cat and rouge the bat.
in welcome home, Puraline took shelter at the neighborhood, as he ran away from home. strangly though, poppy's pies would go missing. hey, a kittys got to do what a kittys got to do to survive. even thought poppy would have gladly given her a pie. she manage to get close to barnaby cuase she found his jokes funny.
in my hyperpop punk au, she has a very heavy catwomen influence. lives a bit of a double life, burgluring at night, and flauting her riches at day (while also giving money to the poor). she laughed at a dark joke barnaby made and barnaby was locked on her ever since.
in my scene au, she's a bit of a hacker. prolly hacked wally's pc then got hacked back (wally wasn't even on the computer, it was just home maining the system). so she moved in to find which computer did it. its a bit of a lone wolf, and has a bad tendency of swiping stuff. (howdy has banned her.) she was bummed, cuase she feels down with being hacked and banned. barnaby saw her and thought a joke would cheer her up. puraline proceeded to laugh her gut out.
#welcome home#welcome home au#welcome home puppet show#hyper pop punk#hyper pop punk au#hyperpoppunkau#welcome home oc#puppet show welcome home#welcome home arg#scene au#scene#scene kid#puraline catrine
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Oaugh hugbox gonna show twin stawwy! STAWWY BAD! STAWWY SMELL WIKE DANDY! DANDY BAD! Stawwy also a baby! Scawedy kitty!
(this is a prompt for a roleplay with Starry,Twisted Astro pc,I'm gonna be a little late coming back as I'm gonna eat and then probably pass out it's about 4:00 btw)
(May I.. Also use this as an opportunity to also introduce my own Twisted Astro OC? 👀👉👈 (part of an AU thing that Wilt is also in))
*Wilt looked up from their bandaged arm to look at Hugbox, hearing him talk and thinking to themselves for a moment. They've never seen any Toon or Twisted act like this before. The closest they've seen are the Shrimpos on their own tantrums but they digressed.*
*They pulled out their notepad, they remembered to grab it this time, and wrote to Hugbox.*
'Who is Starry? Are they a friend?'
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currently thinking about @skittlesnkitties kitty! kylar and a human pc:
cw: hybrid stuff!!
You're so very nice to Kylar, leaving little bits of food out for him, petting him and scritching his ears-- he can't help but love you.
You're the first human to ever show him kindness-- not even his own kind regards him as their own-- he's a complete and utter outcast. So when you see this cute boy with cat ears scrounging around in your backyard for food, you can't help but call out to him. The two of you stare at one another, you expect Kylar to run away, never to be seen again. But he doesn't. He stares at you, wide eyed, the green of his eyes almost completely consumed by the black expanse of his pupils. He's afraid.
You coo at him, mumbling sweet nothings when he stumbles up to you, limping on one leg craving for any semblance of affection. You eye the nicks and scars that adorn his body, the tiny flecks of his ears that are missing, he's scrawny and so poor-looking-- you feel obligated to take him in and care for him.
No thoughts, just sweet little housecat kylar!! (more hcs below!! :>>)
cw below: non-con, yandere behavior, drugging, breeding, slight somnophilia, kidnapping(?), it's um. bad.
- he gets very very attached quickly. Once he realises you have to go to work and school, he's heartbroken.
- you reassure him that you're doing this for him, to feed him and buy him cute little toys to play with. But Kylar doesn't want toys-- he wants you.
- becomes a very possessive kitty very quickly. If you have any other pets/hybrids beforehand, expect them to run away when you take in Kylar.
- acts like the sweetest, most affectionate catboy to you, but behind closed doors/when you leave him alone with visitors or friends... he is a menace.
- your visitors and friends are horrified of him-- as while he is small, he is very vicious. you'll ask "What do you mean? He's so sweet?" as Kylar is curled up in your lap, death glaring them. He wants these strangers out of his territory-- away from his mate.
- while he is a hybrid, kylar quickly picks up on human speech, though he can only utter very few words in short, uneven sentences.
- "Mine." is his favourite word.
- if you figure out the situation you're in: with a viciously possessive catboy who claims you're his mate-- it's most definitely too late. he's probably already found a perfect place hidden in the forest to take you away and breed you.
- it doesn't matter if you think you can get away now-- he isn't letting you go-- no matter how plead against the faintly chemical-smelling cloth he presses firmly against your mouth.
- you'll wake up-- either in an abandoned building of sorts, or a damp cave-- far away from town. Kylar will be purring above you, snuggling against your face and neck, rubbing his cheek against your own.
- you'll hear him mumble the words 'breed,' and 'kittens,' before you realise you're naked-- with Kylar thrusting in and out of your pliant body, purring as you scramble to get away from the barbs on his cock.
- he shushes your whimpers, promises you that 'he'll make you feel good,' and that he'll 'breed you so good,'
- no matter how you hiss and scratch at him, kylar doesn't relent (you're just like a cat hyrbid! surely this proves your compatibility!) he thrusts until your body goes limp, until the painful stretch of his cock morphs into unbridled pleasure. instead of whimpering at the barbs of his cock-- you'll moan, savouring how they drag against your insides, locking you even closer to your kittty.
- when he cums inside of you (because he desperately needs to breed you), he grinds against your pelvis and groans at the gummy tightness of your insides milking him.
- you might be devastated, but kylar is overjoyed-- his mate is finally bred! finally, he can start a family of his own and take such good care of you... just as you did to him.
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a super unpolished whitney before i go to sleep <3
plz ignore that the hand holding the bar makes absolutely no sense and that the background itself looks so bad lmfao (legit just blocked the shapes from a pinterest photo 😭), i just saw this pose in the clip studio store thingy and immediatelt thought of making whithey like this skejwkgjeg I DID THIS QUICK IM SORRY
went pretty much full gyaru with her cause i love that style sososo much and feel like it fits her! (also seen many others go for it!!) one of my pcs is also a gyaru but like the complete opposite personality to hers so i'm keeping the rivalry strong lmfao.
i gave her bruised knucles and knees from fighting (mostly lmao) and long nails to stab you with!! also not sure how much you can zoom in before everything starts getting super blurry but i gave her an anti-eyebrow piercing (under her eye) and a nose ring. she'd have a tongue piercing too but it's not showing heh. the dark streak(s?) on her hair is just cause i wanted to spice up her design a bit and felt like that's fit her edgy personality i guess (?? SHE ALSO HAS A HELLO KITTY HAIRTIE i've seen a couple people say they see whit as a sanrio fan and @domomodraws drew that too and i agree so much i couldn't resist :>
i was gonna give her a backpack on the floor beside her too but i forgot shfkdjgj, i'll try to rememer if i ever come back to this!!
#also her skirt would actually be red (?#that's the uniform my pc has so it's the one i'd give whitney too (she just wears it however she wants tho ofcourse)#i just love using this color palette and will take any excuse to do so lmao#dol#degrees of lewdity#whitney the bully#whitney dol#k art!
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i knew i wanted to be a chronically online girl from a very young age so when i was about 9 years old and my parents didnt allow me to have any social media accounts (while my friends WERE allowed!!) i did what any reasonable child would do and i quickly became addicted to sending my friends emails. every day when i got home from school all i wanted to do was get on my dad's pc and send out three to four different meticulously crafted messages to chase the high of MSN messenger which my parents so cruelly (rightfully) kept me away from. connecting with your friends from a distance! via text! it was all i wanted. i loved it and i loved it bad. i had these emails down to an ART. i would use 𝕒𝕤 𝕞𝕒𝕟𝕪 𝕕𝕚𝕗𝕗𝕖𝕣𝕖𝕟𝕥 𝕗𝕠𝕟𝕥𝕤 𝒶𝓈 𝓅𝑜𝓈𝓈𝒾𝒷𝓁𝑒 and preferably use several colours too. most of all i loved highlighting words for ᴇᴍᴘʜᴀꜱɪꜱ (i read a lot of geronimo stilton books at the time). i really wish emails were still that fun today. i wish i could send my professors emails in hot pink with a hello kitty glitter gif attached. i could make email great again if you would just let me
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More random bits from the toolset:
There was originally going to be an apprentice in the Circle mage origin practicing his shielding, and whom you were encouraged to toss fireballs at. His name was Stanley.
The robbed elf father in Lothering is named Hale.
An epilogue version of Duncan is present in the endgame coronation area. He is a wisp, and out-of-bounds.
Isabela's background is listed as "Fereldan" in her character file.
Loghain was at one point going to be recruitable early enough to be a party member during "Broken Circle". His nightmare would have involved Maric and a child version of Cailan.
Arl Howe's soundset dialog has his name as "Condon". Typo or original name, IDK, but I always read it as "Condom".
There are many unused soundset lines that were recorded before they settled on the current system. Among them is a "bored" line, and they're sometimes pretty amusing and/or random. Examples: "So a darkspawn, an abomination and a pony walk into a bar… stop me if you've heard this one." - Daveth "It's so hard not to fidget." - Harrowmont "Oh, let's summon more demons! We could have a party! I'll bring the cookies!" - Demon Uldred "It's too quiet today. Something bad is bound to happen soon." - Cyrion "So… do you think Andraste was a virgin? She was the Maker's bride… what do you think that means?" - Cullen "I'm just going to take this time to stare blankly into space…" - Gorim "I saw a kitty…" - Sandal "A day in the life of a golem trapped in the Deep Roads. Exciting, isn't it?" - Caridin "Isn't there something better we could be doing? Killing things, perhaps?" - "violent" PC "What is that smell? Did someone overfeed the wyrmlings?" - Kolgrim *10-15 seconds of whistling or humming* - Leliana
There are two scullions in the Arl of Denerim's estate. One is named Estan, has a cute, girly head morph, and is listed as a female human in her character file, despite using the boy body model (I'd guess she's a reference to a dev's kid or something). The other is a boy called Baedon, and his headmorph...well....
There is an unused alternate version of the Fade Beast encountered during "Asunder", a revenant named Reth'maznik.
There are some elven soldiers in Ferelden's army….or at least the creature files for them. 3 appear only in cutscenes, one appears dead (2x) during the prelude battle near the Tower of Ishal, and the last is unused entirely.
The trigger near the Tower of Ishal where you & Alistair are joined by the nameless guard/soldier/mage is called "redshirts_join".
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Heya :) it's been a while!
Hi, my name is Dolly (she/her) and I've had this blog for quite some time! In the past I've done things like open up free readings, or create discord servers as a way to feel a sense of community, but this time around I think I'm okay with just being here instead of seeking attention and validation. A new era of this blog marks my first steps toward ACTUAL self-discovery and growth.
This was initially a side blog but now it's the main one I use. But since it's technically a side blog, if you see any likes/follows from @ibitch-plus that's me lol!
I just thought I'd make a pinned post sharing a little about myself, and I'll try to keep it brief but I'm bad at that.
The direction this blog is going to be going is ideally going to be personal, intimate, focused on my own growth as a person, and focused on my growth in my practice. I plan on being vulnerable and fairly open but not to the point where it's a burden on followers. I just want this to become a safe space for myself and others to share if they have been feeling like they're lacking in personal growth/their practice. You're not alone! And you're welcome to follow me and join me on my journey to help inspire your own journey!
I'm 23, I'm a Virgo sun, Gemini moon, Gemini rising, and I have an air dominant chart with a Gemini stellium!
I started researching and learning about Witchcraft in 2014/2015, so I guess I’ve been practicing on and off for 8-ish years. Still feel like a baby witch though, and ready to keep learning.
While I do love witchy aesthetics, my witchy blog has always been more dedicated to research, resources, and text posts along with my own personal photos, anecdotes, spells, and journey.
My witchy interests include:
Tarot
Herbalism
Botany
Kitchen Witchery
Astrology
The Moon
Sigils
Glamour Magic
Low effort Witchcraft
Natural products (making my own salves, tinctures, balms, etc!)
Aphrodite
All Greek pantheon, honestly
Spirits/Entities/Demons/Deities of all kinds
Crystals
Pendulums, and most other forms of divination
Mixology
Probably so many more but I can't think of any more specific ones!
My non witchy interests include:
Video games! Mostly Nintendo Switch gaming and cozy games but I play a lot of stuff on PC and some on other consoles, too!
Cartoons! Kids cartoons, adult cartoons, anime. I just like it better when it doesn't have real people in it. I love Adventure Time, Gravity Falls, recently been into Bob's Burgers, I'm just a big cartoon fan!
Cats! I have 2 boy kitties, a little black one and a big ol' orange dude. They're my favorite, and I love pretty much all cats in general.
Piercings and tattoos! I work in a tattoo shop, currently working on my piercing apprenticeship!
Mixology! Again, lol! I find the art of making and creating cocktails to be very witchy, but also just super fun in non-witchy ways.
Fashion! I love clothes and shoes, and I can never stick to one aesthetic
Pool! Like, as in billiards! Super random but it's fun and I've gotten a lot better over the past couple years!
Pretty much any hobby ever! Soap making, candle making, baking, embroidery, hand sewing, cosmetic making, jewelry making, singing, makeup, playing instruments, I just love to do it all.
Okay that's enough about me, like I said I'm bad at keeping it brief but there ya go! Can't wait to get back into the community. <3
#witchcraft#witch#witchblr#tarot#tarot cards#wicca#green witch#kitchen witch#pagan#witch craft#witchy#witches#baby witch#beginner witch#witchcore#witches of tumblr#pagan witch#hellenic pagan#aphrodite#apollo#greek gods#greek mythology#hellenic#eclectic witch#diy#astrology#crystals#glamour witch#herbal witch#iwitchplus
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The Last Hour of an Epic TO THE MOON RPG announced for PC
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Freebird Games has announced The Last Hour of an Epic TO THE MOON RPG, a turn-based RPG depiction of the To the Moon��series. It will launch for PC via Steam in 2024.
Here is an overview of the game, via its Steam page:
About
Ever wondered what To the Moon series would be like if it were an actual turn-based RPG? Well, here it is anyway. For just fans of the RPG genre and fans of the To the Moon series alike, load up a save file that’s already gone through the first 99 hours of grinding, and play (only) The Last Hour of an Epic TO THE MOON RPG straight to its conclusion! Join the already decked out party of Neil, Eva, Roxie, and Rob as they venture the final Lighthouse-shaped Dungeon to defeat the mysterious mastermind big bad boss that await them at the top! Solve puzzles and defeat the mid-bosses of each section through majestic turn-based combat, using dazzling battle skills like… IT HAS THE JUICE! (Eva) ILLUSIONARY BLADE! (Rob) TAKE IT TO THE FACE! (Neil) . . . and MAGICAL KITTY GATTTLING GUN! (Roxie) Featuring all major characters from the To the Moon series, as they fall under the curse of the enigmatic big baddie atop the tower. What adventure awaits in their last hour? Who awaits them at the top?! And just why does this game even exist!? Only YOU can help us not regret spending time on this!
Watch a developer video below. View the first screenshots at the gallery.
Freebird Office Day 1
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DUDE THE QEIRDEST THING EVER HAPPEN3D TO ME TODAY!??!?!!?@?
Okay so, you know how I was looking to get some pens just so I can have more shades when I do art (As you may know if youre an avid follower of my main, this was mainly inspired by the Kitty orlok drawing where I only had one shade of gray and it really annoyed me >:I)? Well, I bought some pens from a website and it was a big 160+ pcs of them, but a couple of days later apparently it said there was something up with the shipping (and I got a refund) so I was like "damn, that sucks, but I can just order new ones off of a more familiar site. At least I got the refund so thats cool" so then I did so. Two parcels came today and there were the newer ones I ordered but also the ones I got refunded for??? So now I have two big bags of pens that are just about the same type
I feel kinda bad for taking the refunded ones because it just feels like Im stealing at this point but ?? I dont know whether I should message the person and give them the money anyways ;^;
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More story update info for anyone interested! My plans for what will be written (hopefully) this week:
Rough draft of She Lit a Fire chapter one for my Mikey lovers ✔️
Rough draft of Frank smut Maybe This Time (it's about half done, hoping to finish today)
Something with Matt (ATY or FFTD) but the poll for naming FFTD kitty has 2 days left (& I just reblogged it for anyone who missed and wanted to vote on a name)
Possibly chapter six of the Frank long fic You're Safe With Me because I had it started and I want to get to chapter seven so bad
Fingers crossed I accomplish these because I did just drop some money on PC parts to upgrade my gaming PC for Starfield's release this week. It was a super early birthday present and I'm a massive nerd and super excited for this game (& am screaming because I wish I could've just got this for my PS5 but nooo).
Anyone else a gamer? I know it can't just be me.
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I know some of you love the domestic stuff, so here’s some Tyler being a girl dad lol
@tragiclyhip @munstysmind @muchadoaboutcj @themaradaniels @residentdormouse @youflickedtooharddamnit @asirensrage @thesirenrealm @mrsmungus
Tyler gets up with the kids. Helping them with their morning routines, making breakfasts and school lunches, loading up backpacks. Little mundane things that the average person takes for granted, but he finds calm in. The familiarity of the ‘same old, same old’, always knowing what comes next and how to handle it. For years his life had been anything but relaxed and routine; the job always unpredictable, never knowing when something could go wrong and finding yourself fighting for your life, constantly surrounded by the potential for chaos. Now he has complete control over the things taking place around him. He can keep things running smoothly, well organized, predictable. Instead of gunshots and explosions and people screaming in terror and pain, all there is to hear is his children’s voices and their giggles; maybe the occasional argument or a fight that needs broken up or one of Declan’s ear piercing shrieks. But no matter how loud it can get and how much it can try your patience, it’s still a thousand times better than the alternative.
He tends to Millie’s hair as they wait at the end of the driveway for the school bus. Carefully brushing out the tangles in her long, thick tresses, pulling apart separate sections and braiding them, securing them with impossibly small elastics she keeps passing back to him. It’s surreal; that his hands…with all their scars and their callouses and their busted up knuckles…had at one time been able to inflict so much damage on others, yet now can expertly and almost flawlessly, fix a five year old’s hair.
“These too!” Millie says, and fishes two sparkly Hello Kitty barrettes from the pocket of her hoodie.
“Really?” he smirks. “Cut me some slack. I need to draw the line somewhere.”
“I’m saving the Stars Wars ones for tomorrow because it’s Friday. I always wear those on Friday,” she reasons, and holds the small hair clips aloft once more. “Please, daddy?”
With a sigh he relents, snapping both open and holding one between his lips as he tends to the first.
“Maybe this is what you could get a job doing,” she muses. “A hairdresser.”
“Yeah, I don’t think so. And I think they’re called stylists now. It’s more PC.”
“What does PC mean?”
“It’s just a more polite way to talk to people and about people. Like how it isn’t polite that you go around calling people dick heads.”
“But what if they are?” she asks. “What if they are dick heads?”
“Then just think it in your head. Don’t say it.”
“Dickheads need to know they’re dickheads,” she argues. “So they stop being dickheads.”
Tyler sighs. “Do you have to remember all the bad words I say around you?”
“You shouldn’t say them if you don’t want me to repeat them, daddy.”
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