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I was inspired to draw a wittle bby steeve who is ready to stop being hand fed =D Despite Steeve being very hostile baby to all people who isn't Gordie, he wasn't so brave to stomp on the rat ^^ Still don't have whole lot of free time, so more sketches it is!
PS thanks to
@amayensis for making that great folder of mh references. With those i funally can start drawing Seregioses scales more or less correctly <3 <3 <3
#oc#dragon#wyvern#seregios#human#monster hunter#monster hunter stories#rider#baby seregios#sketch#my sketch#rat#mouse#monster hunter oc#monster hunter au
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a seregios hatchling. grumpy little baby (my art, 2023)
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MK Characters Intro Banter With Monster Hunter Reader!
In this scenario the Reader is a monster hunter from the Monster Hunter game franchise! I love, love, love MH, and I also love, love, love, MK! So why not bring them together!? Reader is gender neutral and is simply called 'hunter' in these.
Tags/warnings: Language, talk of violence (against people and animal-like monsters), Monster Hunter termanology and references, Reader is a funny monster hunting badass!
Characters: Liu Kang, Scorpion, Raiden, Johnny Cage.
Part 2 Part 3
Liu Kang
You: "Y'know, I hunt dragons for a living."
Lui Kang: "Is that a threat, hunter?"
You: "Just a friendly heads up."
Liu Kang: "What are those blades made of?"
You: "My dual blades? These are made from the parts of Rathalos and Rathian I've hunted."
Liu Kang: "They are pulsing with both flame and poison..."
Liu Kang: "My dragon fire does not effect you nearly as much as others."
You: "These talismans aren't for show, Liu."
Liu Kang: "Let's see if I can't knock them off!"
You: "I'd love to see you get into a kick-off with a Seregios."
Liu Kang: "A Seregios? Another monster of yours?"
You: "Just imagine a golden parrot with knives for feathers. ...They also kick really hard."
Scorpion
You: "Never thought I'd meet someone as angry as an Odogaron."
Scorpion: "My rage cannot ever be sated."
You: "I can't imagine how hard that is.."
Scorpion: "Have a taste of hellfire!"
You: "Please no, I've already hunted a Magnemalo today.. "
Scorpion: "I will prove a much bigger challenge."
You: "It feels odd fighting you."
Scorpion: "How so, hunter?"
You: "I only ever fight monsters. I feel I may go too hard on you."
Scorpion: "That longsword is impressive."
You: "Thanks! It's made from that Teostra you saw me hunting earlier!"
Scorpion: "You mean to tell me you successfully slayed that creature?!"
Raiden
Raiden: "What are these Elder Dragons you speak of?"
You: "They are the scientifically unexplainable monsters that roam my world. I have fought and slain many."
Raiden: "Impressive. We could use your skills in defending Earthrealm."
You: "A Zinogre would be a good companion for you, Raiden."
Raiden: "I have no interest in pets."
You: "Not even a dragon dog with natural thunder abilities?"
Raiden: "I must admit, you are hard to strike with my lightening."
You: "I had to get good at dodging thunder attacks when a Kirin went berserk back home."
Raiden: "Your world has made you versatile indeed."
You: "Raiden, help me test out my new weapon!"
Raiden: "Are you welding an axe or a sword and shield?"
You: "Both, baby!"
Johnny Cage
Johnny Cage: "Damn, you take hits like a tank!"
You: "Armor and food, Johnny. Armor and food."
Johnny Cage: "What are those cats feeding you!?"
You: "Ready to face the music, Johnny?"
Johnny Cage: "Wait, you mean that's not a hammer?!"
You: "I'm gonna play the Ninja Mime theme while bludgeoning you to the pavement!"
You: "No Johnny, you cannot pet the monster I captured."
Johnny Cage: "Why not? It's just a big turkey!"
You: "A Kulu-Ya-Ku is stronger than it looks!"
Johnny Cage: "You beat that poor thing to death!"
You: "Unfortunately, that Pukei-Pukei became to aggressive near my village. I had no choice."
Johnny Cage: "Well pookie-pookie didn't know what hit her.."
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Hope ya liked these! I keep saying I'm gonna post write stuff here but never do lol
Here's the monsters mentioned in these interactions for those curious! I put them in a lil collage in the order that they were mentioned!
#mortal kombat#monster hunter#mortal kombat fanfiction#mortal kombat x reader#liu kang#scorpion#raiden#johnny cage
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I can only imagine the chaos of the Tachikawa Base attack, the Third Division being heavily outnumbered. Backs aganist the wall, Hoshina busy trying to kill Kaiju No. 10, leaving the new recruits to defend the base aganist dozens of Wyvern Kaiju. Only for 3 Wyvern Kaiju to go down spike's impaling there cores, only for it to be followed by the roar of Nergigante, Wyvern Kaiju stuck in burning mud pits getting dragged down by Almudron, A heavy roar echoing out causing the Wyverns to real back in pain, just to get tackled by a raging Tigrex, Wyverns unable to keep their footing as high powered water jets rip through them from an angry Mizutsune, Wyverns dropping from the sky littered with uber sharp scales from Seregios, and Ratholos and Rider shooting fireballs at Wyverns in the air and on the land.
Back up the Force definitely weren't expecting
You have no idea how fast Rider and their Monsties were on the scene. Houdini is nearby as he will act like a smokescreen for them to escape once things finish up. Baby Chameleos produce a lot more denser mist than adults so they can flee better since their venom isn't that strong.
Rider definitely uses a Kinship attack to help with the final push as well.
#sonicasura#sonicasura answers#asks#foolmariofest#kaiju no 8#kaiju no. 8#kaijuno8#kaijuno.8#kaiju number 8#kn8#monster no. 8#monster no 8#monster hunter#monster hunter series#monster hunter stories#monster hunter rider#mh#mh series#mh stories
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seregios is my son. my baby boy. i love him and i love dancing with him and i love his armor skills that turn monster hunter into a rhythm game. i love this awesome knife bird
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Apologies about the late response, was very busy yesterday. You're getting the short version (aka one monster). So let me tell you about the Bagel Goose itself, my beautiful baby B-52 bomber boy Bazelgeuse
So, the first thing to understand about Monster Hunter as a series is that the designs of the main series monsters are built to be fictionally realistic. They would not work within the confines of our world, but within the world there are explanations for everything that aren't just "it's fiction so it works" (e.g. elemental powers come from specifically designated organs)
This brings us the subject of my ramblings, my favorite monster, Bazelgeuse.
Introduced in Monster Hunter Wold, Bazelgeuse is what is known as a flying wyvern, other examples being the series mascot Rathalos, Seregios, and Tigrex. These creatures are defined by their two legs and two wings. Ironically, the ability to fly is actually not required for this categorization, with around half of flying wyverns being able to barely fly at best and several even being fully grounded.
While Bazelgeuse can fly, it is by far the largest and heaviest of the true flying wyverns (not actually the largest flying creature, but Gogmazios is a whole different story). It is nowhere near the most agile flier, effectively only using it too gain altitude from which to glide. For this reason it prefers to nest at high points of a region in order to more effectively survey the area and glide out from that point without expending much energy.
This complements its main ability quite well, which comes in the form of those glowing pine cone things on its chest and tail, called blasting scales despite not being scales. Bazelgeuses chest and the bottom of its tail are covered in glands that secrete a form of blast fluid. This fluid solidifies quickly into the droplet shape we see. These are normally black in color (as seen bellow), but once detached from the Bazelgeuse they will slowly begin to heat up and glow before exploding. They will also detonate if anything collides with them. If Bazelgeuse becomes enraged or simply beings to enjoy the fight it is having, its internal temperature will increase drastically. This is what causes the glowing seen in the first image. In this state the Bazelgeuse's blasting scales detonate quicker and generate larger explosions.
As the blasting scales aren't tightly attached to the monster, they will fly off occasionally as it moves and attacks. But the primary ways Bazelgeuses use them are as a deliberate weapon for attack or area denial. For attack, Bazelgeuse will rear up over its target, scattering the scales over them and the surrounding area, before slamming down on them, detonating the scales and dealing heavy damage to its target. For area denial, Bazelgeuse will fly up and begin gliding over the fight, shaking to scatter scales over the entire area. It will then occasionally also crash into the ground, generating a massive field of explosions as all the scales trigger each other in a chain reaction. These tactics are generally enough to finish off or scare away most monsters.
As you may have noted, Bazleguese has to tank a lot of its own explosions for this combat style. In order to do so, it has an incredibly tough hide. All but the most powerful attacks simply bounce off it. This is why it is so heavy and less agile when compared to its other flying wyvern cousins. The scales on its back, head, and tail are strong enough to be used as bludgeoning weapons. Its roar sounds like an air-raid siren and can stun most smaller creatures with its volume, though this is less a direct attack like with certain other monsters and more just a show of force. Bazelgeuse can also use its legs and wings to attack, but these are less effective.
Finally in Bazleguese's arsenal is a short-range fire blast that it can shoot from its mouth, usually used to heat up its blasting scales for quicker detonation. This is not actually a true fire breath, as Bazelgeuse does not have the flame sac organ that allows other monsters to breathe fire. Instead, Bazelgeuse uses some of the fluid that solidifies into the blasting scales to generate a small explosion in its mouth which shoots out as a brief gout of flame. Now that we have discussed Bazelgeuse's basic abilities, lets get into its behavior.
Bazelgeuse is highly aggressive and views the everything it can see as its territory, regardless of what the ecosystem is actually like. And given that they tend to live in high places, they can see a lot. This leads to Bazelgeuse being found in all environments. Any monster in that territory is an intruder, and thus Bazelgeuses will glide out and attack, generally by diving in from the sky and crashing into them with a massive explosion in order to end the fight quickly or send the "invader" fleeing in terror. Very few monsters will stick around long if a Bazelgeuse is present; even some of the less powerful elder dragons, a category of monster defined by immense, often almost magical, power and inability to be classified under the standard categories, will lose to a Bazelgeuse in a fight.
However, if resistance is put up, Bazelgeuse will generally have no trouble in the fight. In fact, it seems to enjoy combat, indicated by its glow. One of the more infamous match-ups is against Deviljho, a similarly invading monster of comparable strength. While Deviljho is more physically impressive, being a monster of almost pure muscle and immense bulk, Bazelgeuse's blasting scales let it deal out comparable damage while being arguably tankier due to its thick hide. This is a generally even fight, with both species fleeing the battle at even rates. Check out this video for the in-game turf war version of this clash.
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In-game this behavior is represented by Bazelgeuse being what is known colloquially as an invader. These monsters can appear in any environment and are usually not listed on the quest details before a hunt, with their theme music overtaking whatever was playing before. Bazelgeuse itself will make its presence known by slamming into the fight you're having at high-speed with a boom. The main target of the hunt will usually flee at this point, unless the hunter uses a dung pod to force the Bazelgeuse to move to a different area of the map. In the above video you can see its shadow, which is generally the only indication you will have that a dive-bomb is imminent, not present in this case due to the turf war.
With use of its explosions and sheer bulk, any kills Bazelgeuse makes are easy to defend form and scavenger monsters that would like to steal them, such as Odogoron or the afore mentioned Deviljho, which despite having no problems making kills itself is constantly hungry due to immense energy consumption and will try to take any kills it runs across.
In fact, some researchers have theorized Bazelgeuse may participate in scavenging itself if it feels the need. The ability to scatter blasting scales from the sky gives in a perfect tool for scaring off the monster that originally made the kill. And while the blasts may damage the carcass somewhat, the only monsters that would even require that tactic to scare off are likely hunting large enough prey that a stray scale or two will not do too much damage.
So, Bazelgeuse is a wide-ranging, immensely powerful invader that can strike basically anywhere with little warning that also will just randomly drop a bomb or two unintentionally on whatever is below it as flies. A formidable combatant that any hunter would be more than proud of the ability to take down. So anyways there's a stronger subspecies. This is Seething Bazelgeuse
In contrast to the standard Bazelgeuse, Seething is not an invader. They stick to their home turf in the Elders Recess. This volcanic region is home to the strongest monsters in the New World, with many elder dragons being found in the region. Due to the increased competition, Seething's hide is tougher and its attacks far more devastating.
The blasting scales created by Seething are not made of the standard blasting fluid, but a substance unique to it known as distilled blast fluid. This subspecies always has scales ready to burst, leading to much quicker detonation upon deployment. Additionally, these scales have a bluish tint, like the monster itself (I will go into some speculation about this later).
As the fight goes on these scales and resulting explosions get stronger and larger. Once amped up enough they turn purple, and instead of detonating normally expand outwards quickly into an even more massive blast. This culminates in an attack not seen in the Seething Bazelgeuse's strongest attack, where it spirals upwards spreading its scales in a circular perimeter to trap its oponent before crashing straight into the center in a beautiful mushroom cloud.
The only other major thing of note to Seething compared to the standard Bazelgeuse is its color. This is just speculation, and I wasn't even the first to think of it, but Seething Bazelgeuse's blue color may be due to its connection to stars.
Bazelgeuse is very obviously named after Betelgeuse. A massive star nearing the end of its life, predicted to go supernove sometime within the next few hundred thousand years. Betelgeuse is a red giant, connecting to the red orange color of standard Bazelgeuse's glow and scales when they detonate. So why is Seething blue and purple? Blue stars are brighter, output more energy, and have much shorter lifespans than their orange counterparts due to consuming fuel so fast. Similarly, Seething's blast scales detonate faster and with more force than their standard counterparts, so the bluish purple may be a reference to this difference in star type. But once again, that's pure speculation.
So that was an overview of the objectively best monster (hunting horns at sundown and I won't need backup). I don't have this much to say about every monster, but most do have a ton of lore and ecology that can be dug into. The series, World especially, is focused on how the monsters interact with the world around them. It's truly a marvel of ecosystem design that these massive fictional beasts fit into their environment so well. I cannot wait for Wilds, since it seems to be treading similar tracks to World in this regard.
Also, check out Bazelgeuse's theme song, very good. Imagine this playing out of nowhere in the middle of your hunt as this beautiful creature dives into you or the monster you're fighting from the sky
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Alright, Rizz me up, give it your best shot
#i had to pause mid-writing to go make lunch because i almost forgot it#i love the bagel goose so much#i'm gonna go take a walk now
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Oh my god I’m just COMBUSTING over MH Sunbreak right now
THEY GOT GORE MAGALA AND SEREGIOS
WOOOO YEAHH I CANT WAIT TO IMPALE DRACULA ON MY BLADES AND MAKE ARMOR OUT OF HIS BONESS
#Gore Magala and Seregios my babies <333#I really hope they bring back Yama Tsukami too!#monster hunter sunbreak#monster hunter rise#I can’t wait dudes#I hope it lives up to the hype#I can’t believe they actually listened to the fans
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Got my first High Rank monster in MHST just now <3
I’m naming him Splinter ^_^
Lil story behind it... I stepped outside of the starting village with my lv32 Crimson Qurupeco, and decided to summon a monster. A seregios proceeds to answer the call and wrecks me and my lv 53 garuga very badly. I just barely manage to win, and as an added bonus the Seregios flees back to its lair, which of course means a free egg for me! And thus, I obtained my very own seregios and first HR-monster of the playthrough~
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The Monster House Stories (Owl House x Monster Hunter):
(Quick disclaimer, Demons/Beasts/Palisman will be monsters themselves, Witches have monster partners)
Luz Noceda has an unhatched Egg.
Amity Blight has a Nargacuga.
Edalyne Clawthorne’s Owl Beast form is replaced by Seregios (Malfestio was too surface level)
OwlBert is a Cahoot.
King is a baby Lao Shan Lung.
Augustus Porter has a Qurupeco.
Willow Park has Pukei-Pukei. (And perhaps has an insect glaive for Clover)
Hunter has a scarred Rathalos,(P.S. It’s Flapjack)
Hooty is Khezu.
Lilith Clawthorne has a Yian Garuga. (The Raven Beast form is a much larger one)
Edric Blight has a Paolumu.
Emira Blight has a Mizutsune.
Adalor Blight has a Garangolm.
Odalia Blight has a Velkhana.
Gwyndolin Clawthorne has a Silver Rathalos.
Dell Clawthorne has a Golden Rathian.
Raine Whispers has a Najarala.
Darius has a Aldranon.
Boscha has an Odogaron. (Or is one, there isn’t much of difference)
Viney has a Yian Kut Ku.
Jerbo has Ash Kecha Wacha.
Barcus is a Palumute.
Mattholomule has a Kula Ya Ku.
Steve has a Great Jaggia. (but since they also call Seregios “Steve,” feel free to use that)
Skara has a Great Izuchi.
Bria has a Barroth.
Vee is a Somnacanth...
...or Barlagual. (First for aesthetic, second for it’s bloodsucking and power-stealing ability)
Kikimora is a Melynx.
Tiny Nose is a Gajalaka.
Warden Wrath is an Anjanath.
Princess is Plesioth.
The SlitherBeast is Blangonga.
StoneSleeper is a Duramboros.
Selkidomus is a Royal Ludroth.
Belos was human, but now is Shagaru Magala.
Young Belos is Gore Magala. (I don’t know when he changed)
Devolves into Chaotic Gore Magala due to his curse.
The Collector is a Xeno'Jiiva.
#the owl house#owl house#toh#monster hunter#mh#monster hunter stories wings of ruin#monster hunter stories 2#monster hunter stories#luz noceda#vee noceda#amity blight#edalyn clawthorne#eda clawthorne#eda the owl lady#lilith clawthorne#toh hooty#king clawthorne#toh king#gus porter#augustus porter#willow park#toh hunter#mattholomule#edric blight#emira blight#alador blight#odalia blight#gwyndolin clawthorne#dell clawthorne#emperor belos
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Fic Prompts: Free Day Thursday
Been playing a lot of Monster Hunter Stories lately, so I'm dipping back into my bnha Monster Hunter au where All Might inadvertently ends up fostering Izuku after he gets separated from his mother during a storm. (Inko has all the big adventures in that au: meeting Rei Todoroki, accidentally starting a Palico rebellion, smuggling Rei and her four children out of the city of Endeavor, etc. Meanwhile All Might just tries his best to find her based solely off a kindergartner's description lol)
Toshinori stepped into the public stables and scanned the stalls. Most of them were occupied by Aptonoths and Velocidromes, cooped up for the night on the carnivore and herbivore sides of the barn. A grouchy Yian Kut-Ku glared at him as he passed, then tucked its head back beneath its wing as if deciding that the tall human wasn't worth bothering about.
In the stalls used by Riders without their own stables, diurnal monsties slept. Night patrols were usually taken with the Nargacuga native to the hilly region between Septimus Reach and Hakum Village, or the occasional Rathalos. Most Riders in the village preferred smaller and more manageable mounts, especially given the sheer amount of food a full grown Rathalos needed in one day alone, so there were really only two other Raths in the public stables. One ancient Rathalos named Red who spent his days sleeping, and a newly hatched Rathian that had bonded with one of the Rider trainees. Both of them were out, suggesting that they were training or flying with their Riders at the moment.
Toshinori stopped in front of a wide stall, filled with mossy stones and odd crystal growths. He smirked and checked the tag on the stall door. As he'd thought, this was Midnight's stall. If Midnight was here, that meant her Rider, Nemuri, wasn't on any missions at the moment.
One of the mossy boulders rose, and a pair of confused yellow eyes blinked at Toshinori slowly. Then, with a rumbling crash, the ground heaved and the disparate boulders revealed themselves to all be part of the same animal. The Ruby Basarios shook hay from it's back and yawned.
"Hey there, Midnight." Toshinori patted the wyvern's jaw. "You feel up for some exercise? Because I'm going to ask your Rider if she wants to help me on a mission."
Midnight blinked owlishly at him. Well, she never did pay much attention to anyone who wasn't Nemuri.
Nemuri Kayama was a younger Rider than Toshinori, but she already had a reputation for her "one monstie only" style. She loved her Ruby Basarios, and had used her old, shed carapaces to make an armor that could emit a kind of sleep gas when struck or burned. Nemuri used that feature liberally.
Toshinori found her in the canteen, looking bored out of her mind. He waited until she noticed him, then sat down next to her.
"Hey, Yagi." Midnight sipped from a clay bottle and raised her brows. "I thought you were on baby patrol or something."
Toshinori made a sheepish face and shrugged. "Ah. Yeah, no, the kid is having a sleepover with the Kirishima family tonight so I can work."
"You think you'll ever find his mom?"
That was a difficult question. Toshinori folded his hands and looked down. "I think so, yes, but...I'm just not sure how long it will take in the end."
Nemuri nodded, then set down the bottle. She leaned an elbow on the table and eyed Toshinori shrewdly. "So what sort of job has you leaving after sundown?"
Toshinori nodded in the direction of the valley. "Next hollow over, word is there's a Seregios attacking travelers on the borders of the Whistill Forest. The chief of Hakum asked that the Seregios be captured alive if possible."
He glanced back and met the younger Rider's eyes. "I thought you and Midnight might be interested in helping subdue the monster for study and relocation."
Nemuri's eyes glittered. "I want three Impaler scales as payment."
A bit of a hard bargain, but Toshinori would take it. He reached out to shake Nemuri's hand. "Deal. Let me check on little Midoriya, and saddle Regent, and I'll meet you on the slopes in an hour."
He hoped the Seregios would be alone. Two of them sounded like a lot to handle, even for a Rathalos and a Basarios.
#fic prompts#writing prompts#bnha#my hero academia#bnha au#free day thursday#monster hunter series#monster hunter stories#monster hunter au#ruby Basarios#rathalos#kayama nemuri#toshinori yagi#Nemuri's monster uses her hero name#Toshinori doesn't have a dragon named All Might until after his big injury tho#dadmight
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yakuza for the ask meme. or monster hunter (‘characters’ can be looser lol)
Doing this with monster hunter is kinda breaking my brain in a very good way so I will absolutely go with this one
blorbo (favorite character, character I think about the most)
GOGMAZIOS, VALSTRAX, SEREGIOS, SHAGARU MAGALA, ANJANATH, LEGIANA AND ZAMTRIOS, THE GANG
scrunkly (my “baby”, character that gives me cuteness aggression, character that is So Shaped)
First is "Canonically Baby" Gore Magala, Chameleos, Tobi Kadachi, Glavenus, Astalos and beloved Brachydios
scrimblo bimblo (underrated/underappreciated fave)
A N J A N A T H
glup shitto (obscure fave, character that can appear in the background for 0.2 seconds and I won’t shut up about it for a week)
When will Great Jaggi finally return to us......
poor little meow meow (“problematic”/unpopular/controversial/otherwise pathetic fave)
TIGREX, BRUTE TIGREX AND KUSHALA DAORA
horse plinko (character I would torment for fun, for whatever reason)
Rajang, Basarios and Gravios, Congalala. BUT ESPECIALLY MIZUTSUNE
eeby deeby (character I would send to superhell)
Diablos.
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What if. The big guy returned to the riders village at some point and was asked to look after hatchlings from another region? And also he is in the set that he wore when he was a young lad? Yes...Yes please uwu
#Monster Hunter#Monster Hunter Stories#mh stories#pukei pukei#pukei#kulu-ya-ku#pukei-pukei#great jaggi#kulu#hatchlings#baby#wyverns#seregios#dragon#rider#oc#human#illustration
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Fun question for ya. If you had to choose one monster that hasn't returned in a long time. Who would you choose and why?
Oh that’s a good one.
I’ve mentioned wanting Seregios back a few times, even Bloodbath Diablos (assuming they’d want to work with deviants again), but I think I’d like to see Agnaktor make a return as well. I like it! It’s a fun fight and I did like it’s weapon and armor designs. Plus with the new ability to inflict blights on monsters like water blight, dealing with it’s hardening magma would make it even better.
Plus I just want to see it’s babies again, the little clack clacks~ ♥
#chatterings from the everstream#i'd love to see lagiacrus make a return too#gimme all the leviathans capcom#scurpmun
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Monster Hunter Stories Babies
So. Baby monsters.
They're the cutest fucking things.
LOOKIT THESE PRECIOUS BABIES. I want to hug them all. Even the jho.
Also @sergy-the-seregios , did you look like this when you were little?
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I hadn't even realized that World lets you dress Poogie up and carry him around like a baby 10/10 GotY
YESSS. I remember Poogie in 4U I think? But yeah, love dressing up the piggie. XDUNRELATED, but hot dang, was looking up monsters from MHW and have been loving the red muscle danger puppy Odogaron and the magma-seregios called Bazelgeuse. Apparently he’s like Deviljoh - shows up to wreck your shit.
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The most popular monsters in a nutshell
Rathalos: The cool kid
Rathian: The bitch
Zinorge: The breakdancing flea bag
Nargacuga: The floor is pitfall traps
Deviljho: Death and a Trex had a baby
Glavenus: The Trex now has a knife
Mizutsune: Clean boy
Gammoth: Floofy Popodrome
Astalos: Hates Rathalos
Seregios: Also hates Rathalos
Brachydios: Guildmarm's boyfriend
Gore Magala: "IT'S NOT A PHASE MOM, THIS IS WHO I AM! I AM THE NIGHT!"
Shagaru Magala: Maybe it's Maybelline
Chameleos: invisible theif
Teostra: Admit it, you love his ask blog
Lunastra: When can I be in the next game?
Fatalis: Have fun trying to kill me
Crimson Fatalis: Have fun trying to kill me 2
White Fatalis: Have fun trying to kill me 3 with Thunder
Yian Garuga: *SCREAMS*
Yian Kut Ku: That guy
Qurupeco: No Ron, go find Becky
Great Jaggi: Best boy
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