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The Gala (Doomfist X Female! Reader)
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Ahhhh! I've been working on this one for a while! Doomfist lovers come get yall juice!
Summary: After returning a stolen file to Doomfist, your boss has an extra special mission for you.
Tags/Warnings: [SFW, Female Reader, (Name) used instead of (Y/n), Doom is a bit of a tease, very gentleman, very polite, a lil jealous.]
Words: 5200+
A silence sat in the meeting room. Doomfist's hands pressed on the table as he leaned on it, glaring at his comrades. Reaper turned his head to the side, Sombra gave a side-eye to Moira, and Widowmaker didn't react at all as usual. Moira, however, stared right back at Doomfist, though her gaze wasn't nearly as piercing.
Akande inhaled through his nose, making it wrinkle like an angry lion. "So, where is it?" His chest fell harshly as he breathed out, his tone dangerous. "Where. Is. The file." He emphasized. Sombra's eyes flicked to Moira. She couldn't contain her curiosity. Moira was usually so organized.
"It's gone," Moira said factually.
"Gone where?" Doomfist shifted to lean more on the table, his glare intensifying.
"Am I to magically discern where all my stolen files go?" Moira asked.
"No," Akande said sharply. Then there was a pause. "You're to make sure all files remain hidden. Secret. Locked up." The steel table dented as he gradually added more weight to his hands. "You are the one responsible if something goes missing," he growled. Moira's own nose curled, and she immediately retorted.
"I'll have you know, Akande, that it was Sombra who was in charge of that particular sector at the time. Not I."
Sombra gaped. "What? You're trying to pin this on me?"
"I'm not trying; it's a simple fact," Moira replied. Sombra groaned and gestured to Reaper.
"It was Reaper who was by the server room during the attack!"
Reaper stood, his chair falling to the floor as he loomed over Sombra. "Shove that finger in my face again and see what happens," he threatened.
A slam of Akande's gauntlet was enough to shut everyone up and gain attention back to him. The poor table now bore a mighty dent in on itself.
"Enough! If you all weren't vital to Talon, I'd make sure you--"
A sudden round of knocking on the meeting room doors made everyone turn their heads. Nobody else was told to come join the meeting. Could there be another attack? There were no alarms going off.
Akande flumped back in his chair with a huff. He rubbed his eyes and gestured for Sombra to go see. The hacker gave an annoyed look but didn't complain. She went on over to the large double doors and opened them up.
You, one of the middle-tier Talon soldiers, stood on the other side. Your cheek bore a sizable bruise, and your gear was messy and damaged all over. In your hand was a cracked datapad.
"Hello," you said politely, but tiredly, not even aware of the uproar that had been going on moments before. You held out the datapad to Sombra with both hands. The last thing you wanted to do was damage the thing further. "Um, one of the agents from the attack made off with this, and Miss O'deorain wasn't in her lab, so I figured I should bring it on up here," you explained quickly. You weren't supposed to be here, and you knew it.
Sombra snatched the datapad out of your hands and then began furiously tapping away on it. She sighed after a few seconds. Nothing had been breached. Thank God.
"Hey, Doomfist!" Sombra turned from you, wiggling the datapad in the air. "(Name) got our file back! Say thank you!"
Doomfist pushed himself out of his chair and lumbered over, snatching the datapad from Sombra's hand.
"Ay, watch the gauntlet!" she hissed, rubbing her wrist. Akande brushed her off and then took a look through the datapad himself. He hummed. Not a satisfied hum, nor a frustrated hum. Just a deep rumble of his chest.
He lifted his head, his eyes meeting yours as he handed the pad back to Sombra.
"Did you look in the file?" he asked.
"No, sir," you answered curtly and honestly.
"Did the one who stole it get away?"
"Uh, yes, unfortunately." The sting of your bruise was still very much present.
Your boss's gaze was always so intense. And long. And solely on you. Not a group of operatives. Just you.
Akande nodded, seemingly believing you and mercifully speaking up.
"Thank you. You are dismissed."
He shut the doors on you without giving you the chance to say, 'Yes, sir.'.
Working for Talon wasn't completely stressful. You actually had a lot of downtime to do as you pleased when you weren't on duty. Of course, you were required to live on base, so you were always ready for potential attacks like earlier. Which is exactly how you ended up getting into a brawl with some sneak thief agent. The bruise ached, but you were just glad they hadn't gotten away with it.
The day stretched on, and when your shift ended, you went straight to your dorm and flopped into bed, still in your damaged uniform and with a hastily applied bandage on your cheek. The other bed in the room was vacant. Your roommate had been caught trying to defect, and, well… you no longer had to trip over her shoes in the mornings. The bed was now where you piled your snacks.
Speaking of, you went ahead and grabbed some mini Oreos and continued to laze about. Just as you got comfortable and relaxed, a round of knocking sounded. You stood and approached the door with a quiet sigh. "Coming." When you opened it, you nearly choked on your snack.
Widowmaker stood on the other side, looking unimpressed as always.
Was this it? Were mini Oreos to be your final meal? Why didn't you grab the regular-sized ones under the mattress?
It took a good few seconds to notice the lack of bullet in your cranium. Windowmaker didn't even have her gun on her. Your feet shuffled, and you cleared your throat.
"Uh," you stuttered. "Can I--?"
"Doomfist wants to see you," she said in a flat tone. "Now." The added use of 'now' made you shudder.
"Right," you replied. You threw your shoes back on, and Widowmaker made way for you as you passed her without another word.
You had always been slightly afraid of elevators. You couldn't shake the thought of one of them malfunctioning in a plethora of different ways. It was rare it happened nowadays, but you assumed Rick the elevator guy was hired for a reason. Your hands formed fists over and over at your side until the elevator came to a slow stop at the top floor. A breath of relief left you as soon as the doors mercifully slid open.
Okay, now for the second, and arguably more prominent issue.
Akande's office was no more than two steps outside of the elevator. To get it over with, you knocked despite your uneasiness. Two run-ins with the boss in one day? Clearly luck had decided to pick on you specifically.
You flinched as the doors slid open, and Akande's voice sounded out.
"You got here fast. Come in," he said. He was sat at his desk at the far side of the room, typing something into another data pad. The curtain wall behind him had a view of the city anyone would kill for, and the rest of the office looked more like a real living space than a place of business. As you came in, the doors closed behind you, and he gestured to another chair in front of his desk. "Have a seat."
You sat.
Were you supposed to talk now? You weren't really sure, and you didn't want to take the risk either.
"(Name)," he said, breaking you out of your nerves. He put down the datapad, giving you his full attention. "I know it's a sudden call, but I wanted to go over today's breach and the agent you failed to catch."
Oh, dear.
You stuttered. "I promise I tried my—"
"Do not panic. You're not in trouble," he said.
"I'm not?"
"No. Reaper dealt with your quarry after the meeting earlier. I only have a few questions."
That was a relief, but you couldn't help but feel like Akande was being unusually calm about this. You failed to catch a thief but were able to recover a stolen file. He said you weren't in trouble, yet he'd called you to his office for more questions? Sombra could easily roll back the security feed, corrupted or not, and get answers if he had any doubt about her honesty. 
A snort. "You are thinking pretty hard. Didn't I just say you weren't in trouble?" he asked.
"Oh, uh," you stuttered and adjusted yourself in your seat. "You did, yeah."
He chuckled and stood from his seat. "Calm down. This is an invitation, not an interrogation." He went to stand before the curtain wall, hands behind his back. "Are you aware of the Vishkar event going on this Friday?" he asked.
"You mean that gala?"
He turned his head, pleased. "Yes, that one. They have one once a year, and this time it's being thrown there." He pointed to a tall building outside. It wasn't far off, and the Vishkar logo flickered to life as the evening sun set in. "As you know, that building is home to many experimental designs. One's Talon would greatly benefit from. At first I was going to send Sombra during the festivities, but I received an invite to the gala itself."
That made sense. Akande wasn't someone you'd want to make an enemy out of. Holding a gala and not inviting him to it, all the while holding beneficial technologies, experimental or not, was not a good idea.
"But this invite has a certain requirement." He turned his body fully to face you. "A plus one."
Oh.
Oh.
"Oh."
"So here's my proposition," he started, walking around his desk to you. "You and I will attend the gala, mingle, find someone to plant false evidence onto, then leave. Sombra and Reaper will have been in and out by that time, and no blame can be placed on our organization."
It didn't really sound like he was asking, but he didn't sound forceful about it either. That tone of a dangerous leader he always carried was gone. Now he was just a man. A big and intimidating one, but a man nonetheless.
One who'd especially look nice in a suit, too.
"I accept," you said.
"Fantastic. Here." He suddenly handed you a card. "This should hold more than enough funds to ready yourself for the event. If you want my personal recommendation, the boutique near the port has many fine dresses and accessories to suit a plethora of tastes." He circled back around his desk and sat down again. He took the datapad once more and began typing something down. "I'll have transport arranged in an hour. You should also stop by the medical bay to have Moira fix up that bruise of yours. No need for a scandal at the party, yes?"
"Uh, right—" You cleared your throat. "Yes, sir."
He smiled. "Good." He leaned back a bit, his eyes returning to the datapad. "Now, I have other work to attend to. I shall pick you up at eight on Friday."
You stood, excusing yourself. For once, you were thankful for the privacy of the elevator. Your ears burned like the sun, and the shiny interior reflected your bright red face right back at you. You were going to a gala. With Doomfist. And you were actually looking forward to it. Why did he pick you? Was it because you let the thief get away? No, no, he'd already said you weren't in trouble. Ugh.
You'd covered your face with Doomfist's card from the imaginary audience at this point. The damn thing was a black card, of course. Shiny. Few fingerprints. It was likely new. You made a mental note to give it back to him as soon as you could. Who knows how much money it held?
Enough for a dress at that extremely expensive boutique by the port, plus accessories.
Yeah, you really needed to give this back to him.
The elevator door opened, and you pushed the card into your pocket for the time being. You nearly bumped into Rick the elevator guy as you stepped out. 
"Whoa, sorry, Rick!" you apologized.
"No worries. You should probably steer clear of the elevators for the time being, though. The one on the west wing fell from the fourth floor," he replied casually.
You exhaled. "Oh…"
What kind of person forgets their own favorite color?
You, apparently. As soon as you walked into the boutique you were met with all manner of gorgeous dresses in all colors and styles. You were hoping it would be a quick trip, but no. Doomfist needed to send you to the best damn place in the city. How dare he.
Your attention was caught by a sparkling necklace in a display case nearby. The chain was thin, like most necklaces, and the bale held a pendant in the shape of a bird. The iridescent shine of the piece reminded you of a starling's feathers.
At least this choice wasn't hard.
The dress was still giving you a headache, though. You swore you'd been looking for over an hour. You don't recall ever spending so much time picking out clothes in your life. Let a alone a dress. You hadn't worn one in years now. You never had a reason. Sure as hell did now.
You let out a frustrated huff and put another dress back on the rack.
"Awe, having trouble, amiga?"
"Jesus!" You whip around and see Sombra on the other side of the clothes rack, smirking over at you. "Sombra?"
She chuckled. "Hola."
"What are you doing here?" you asked, still trying to calm your heart.
"Just browsing. This place has a good selection. I'll definitely sneak back in after closing to collect."
"Mm. Well, at least you found something. I can't choose a dress for the life of me."
Sombra tsk'd. "C'mon, Doomfist isn't picky."
You felt your ears burn up again. "I'm—I'm not worried about that; I just. Well, there's a lot of options, so…"
"Well then, what's your favorite color?"
"…I forgot."
"Ha! And you're sure you're not worried about Doomfist's opinion?"
You didn't respond that time.
"Ay, don't worry about it. Just go to the VIP selection. I hear the good stuff's in there."
There was indeed a whole other section of the store. It was closed off; the walls were pitch black, and they even had an employee at the front to check before letting people inside. 
You look yourself over. Jeans, a t-shirt, a bruise you should really get looked at. You didn't match the usual description for a rich person. Hell, people had been giving you the side-eye since you walked into the boutique.
Sombra rolled her eyes. "The card."
"The card…? Oh!"
You pulled out Doomfist's card from your wallet.
"That's your ticket," Sombra said. "Now, go. I need to copy these serial numbers."
You've never gotten a dirtier look than the one you got from the entry clerk at the entrance to the VIP selection. Let's just say the disgusted-looking-up-and-down expression wasn't exclusive to movies. It was gone as soon as it came, and the clerk interlocked her fingers and put on her best customer service smile.
"Hello, how can I help you?"
"Hi, um," you handed her the card. "This'll get me in, right?"
The woman looked taken aback. She took the card, scanned it, then went wide-eyed at her screen. She quickly handed the card back to you and nodded. "Why, yes, of course. Hehe, go on in."
"Thanks."
"No issue, ma'am, and if you need anything, just holler."
"Will do."
You won't. Kiss ass.
So, time for round two of dress-hunting. You swear, how many outfits could they pack into one place?
You stopped in your tracks. Looking up at a pristine display case, a dress more gorgeous than any other. The neckline was low, but not too low, and still left plenty of room for the necklace you picked out. Sleeveless. The skirt was long but wasn't meant to touch the floor and had a slit to show off one leg. The best part: it was the perfect color!
"See something you like, ma'am?" another clerk walking about asked.
"Yes," you replied in a snap.
Friday arrived a bit too soon for your taste. You took the last couple of days learning to walk in heels again. How Widowmaker did it all the time was beyond you, but you got it down in time. Your hair was fixed up, your nails painted, bruise gone, and your makeup done. The dress was a perfect fit, and the necklace around your neck was the cherry on top. You knew you shouldn't worry about it too much, but damn, you hoped Doomfist liked it.
Your phone buzzed, and you swiped it up. Just as you feared, it was time to go. Taking a breath, you put your phone and other things inside your purse and headed out. You were meant to brief with Doomfist, Sombra, and Reaper first. So you headed to the meeting room from before. Along the way, getting many a compliment from other agents. Though they were definitely confused on why you were dressed like that in the first place.
You knocked on the meeting room doors again, being immediately buzzed in. Sombra was again the one to open the doors, and you blushed as you saw that smirk of hers form on her face. She was definitely going to make a fuss, and it began when she stepped out and guided you inside by the shoulders. "The guest of honor is here!" she announced. Reaper stood just in front of you two, blocking your view of Doomfist. "Move it." Sombra shoved him and pushed you forward as he growled.
Now, you stood in front of Doomfist. And he looked nice. A white suit. White. It was perfect for him.
You looked at the wall. You swore you heard Reaper snort.
"You two are dismissed," Doomfist said to Sombra and Reaper. "Remember the plan. Don't get sidetracked."
"Got it, boss," Sombra saluted.
Reaper grunted. The both of them left, leaving you and your very nicely dressed boss alone.
It took a moment, but you finally built up the courage to look at him again.
"You look--"
"You look--"
Ah, you'd cut each other off. A chuckle left the both of you. Doomfist gestured to you.
"You first," he said.
"Ah, um, you…" You took a breath. "You look really nice."
"Me? Have you seen yourself?" he asked, looking you up and down. "You are absolutely breathtaking."
"Thank you," you replied. Damn it all. Your ears were going to burn off at this rate. "And I appreciate you choosing me for this mission, Doomfist. Er—is Akande all right?"
He chuckled and held out his arm for you. "Akande is fine. Always fine."
You allowed your heart a moment before you linked your arm with his.
"Now, come. The car is waiting outside."
Akande led you through the back halls of the base. No more ogling eyes from other agents. The sun was setting by the time you stepped outside. Waiting for the two of you was a long black car. A limousine.
Akande opened the door for you. "Ladies first," he said. You climbed in, and he right after you. "Diver."
All it took was a word, and the car was off.
"You picked the perfect color for yourself," he said.
"Oh, thank you. There were a lot of options there," you replied, fiddling with the necklace you bought. Akande's eyes landed on it.
"Let me see that." He leaned over and gently took the starling pendant in his hand, examining it. He hummed, and you could feel his breath hit your chest. His smile shifted to more of a smirk as he looked back up at you. "Who told you I was fond of starlings?"
You swallowed. "Nobody. I just got lucky."
"Well, luck is certainly fond of you, isn't he?" He said, leaning back. "I hope I don't have competition."
A chuckle left you. "Are you saying you'd fight a concept over me?"
"Any man would," he replied.
As the car neared the Vishkar building, Akande pulled something out of a bag on the floorboard. A bag that matched the color of your dress.
"And this is for you."
"Wow, it's gorgeous," you said as you took it. "I hope it didn't set you back much."
A more boisterous laugh left him this time. Your face went red again. How'd you forget how loaded the man was already?
"Never mind," you pouted. In efforts to save your embarrassment, you changed the subject. "So, about the mission…"
"Yes, yes," he calmed. "There is a USB in your new bag. Once I find someone to plant it on, I'll tell you."
The car came to a stop outside of the entrance to the Vishakr building. 
"For now, we enjoy ourselves," he said.
Stepping out of the car, cameras flash, taking pictures of you and Akande. You ignored them, a bit too preoccupied with linking your arm with his again. The suit may have covered his muscular frame, but you damn sure could feel them.
And you were glad for it. Once you got inside the building itself, you and Akande were headed straight for an elevator. A godforsaken elevator. Your arm held his tighter as you two stepped inside, and he took notice.
"Not a fan?"
You squeezed your eyes shut. "No." 
He held your arm a bit tighter and brought you closer. "Do not worry. I've got you."
"Appreciated."
After what felt like an eternity, the elevator stopped on the top floor. The doors opened, and you breathed a sigh of utter relief, opening your eyes again. 
"See, you survived," Akande said, leading you out.
"I did," you nodded.
He led you through the room. The place was full of people you'd seen on the news for their achievements and ambitions. Vishkar didn't spare an invite for anyone. It made planting evidence harder. With so many eyes around, anyone could see her. And it wasn't like she was dressed subtly.
But Akande didn't seem concerned with that right now. He led you to a table, pulling out your chair and letting you sit down. A waiter brought over a couple drinks and menus, then left you two to think on your orders.
"Anything catch your eye, Starling?"
"Mmm, I'm stuck between the steak or the lobster," you replied. It took another few seconds to register the new nickname. "Wait, what did you call me?"
"You heard me," he gave a lopsided smile.
You quickly covered your face with the menu. You never expected your boss to be a tease. 
"I'm leaning toward the steak as well. Shall we try it together?"
You peeked over your menu, burning ears just in view. "Sure."
"And I'll be sure to get you some ice cream for dessert," he chuckled. Oh, this man was awful.
Yet every moment was enjoyed. You don't think you ever smiled this much at a dinner date. Akande, while normally your scary, ruthless boss, was nothing short of a gentleman. He asked you questions, and he answered your own. You left to go to the bathroom; he'd watch over your drink. Not that anyone would dare try to mess with you or him, but there's no reason to not be cautious.
After dinner, the main event of the gala began, with scientists and entrepreneurs coming onto the stage in front to announce their projects and products. Most were unimpressive, just new ways of documenting information and simple construction projects. It made you wonder what types of experimental designs Akande was so interested in in the first place.
The next person took the stage. A man in business attire and holding probably the snobbiest smirk you'd ever seen. You couldn't help but curl your nose in slight disgust when he spoke so highly of his new 'Carry-Coin' project.
"Mm," you grunted.
"You don't seem fond of that one," Akande said.
"I'm… not," you admitted.
"Good," he replied. "Because he is our man."
You smiled at that one, and Akande chuckled.
Finally the man's announcements came to a close, and he was given minimal praise from the rest of the guests. The lights remained dim, and music began to play. While other guests took to the floor, you and Akande remained seated. Waiting.
"You clumsy fuck!"
Your head whipped to the side. There the snob was, yelling at a poor waitress who'd tripped and spilled wine on his suit. He was rending into the poor girl, and anger welled in your chest.
"That's your cue," Akande whispered low into your ear. It didn't exactly calm you. 
So, with reddened ears, you got up, new bag on your shoulder, and approached the two.
"Goodness, you're a mess," gasped as you stepped up.
The man growled. "Yeah, and you can blame that one." He pointed his thumb to the waitress.
You waved your hands dismissively. 
"Ah, leave her be. Nothing some wet wipes can't fix up," you said. You nodded at the waitress, who scurried off right away.
The man pouted. You pulled out some wipes and took his sleeve. "Now, what's that face for? Lighten up." You smiled up at him. His own face reddened.
"Oh… fine. You're persuasive, lady."
"I'm not the only one. Your speech was impressive."
The man raised his head up high. "Wasn't it? I'm sure to make millions within the quarter, hehe." He looked down at you and smirked. "And you're more than welcome to it all, doll face."
Your nose twitched. It had never been harder not to punch someone.
"Oh, some wine got on your back, too. Here…" You went behind him, rubbing his shoulder and pulling the USB out of your bag with your other hand. You dropped it into his coat pocket. You could see Akande from where you were, and you nodded. You couldn't help but notice his gaze was a bit harder, though.
"There ya go," you said, tossing the wipes into a trashcan nearby.
"Thank you, doll face. You've saved my night."
He looked out onto the dance floor.
"Though a dance would certainly make it better…"
Before you could decline yourself, a big hand found its place on your waist. You looked up, slightly startled. Akande glared over your shoulder.
"Sorry," he spoke, his voice low and clearly not sorry. Dangerous. Like the boss you knew. "But she's already taken."
The man all but disappeared, shrinking into himself and shuffling off quickly. Akande's hand slipped from your waist, and you turned to look up at him. His eyes were still locked ahead.
"You, uh, really wanted to scare him off, huh?" you asked, trying to lighten him up.
"Yes," he replied.
Well, that didn't work.
It was your turn to look out at the dance floor, where people danced to a high-energy beat.
"Fair warning, I haven't danced in years, but…" you trailed, but still left your meaning clear.
He followed your gaze, and his face relaxed. "Don't worry," he said, taking your waist again. "I'm here, and I'm an excellent teacher."
There we go.
To your absolute astonishment, the high-energy music ended as soon as you and Akande stepped onto the floor and switched to a slower, more romantic song.
"Are you serious?" You deadpanned; your poor face was going to bake. Meanwhile, Akande let out that boisterous laugh of his, and he took one of your hands in his while you put the other on his shoulder.
"I told you, luck is on your side," he said.
"No, luck is your wingman."
"Then he and I have no reason to compete after all."
And so, swaying to the gentle rhythm, you finally gain the courage to look up at him without letting your face deter you.
"Gaining some confidence, finally?"
"A little. Could be the wine."
A chuckle left him again, and you could feel it rumble in his chest. One hand came to lift your chin. "Red or not, you make me look pale in comparison." With that, he leaned in and placed a chaste kiss on your cheek. Right where that once painful bruise had been.
Your face pressed into his chest. It was the reddest it had ever been.
Some time later, after your dance and promised dessert of Oreo ice cream. A sound came from the communicator in Akande's suit pocket.
"Boss, all blueprints secured and headed back to base," Sombra said.
Perfect timing. The festivities were ending, and people were already filtering out of the building.
"Very good. (Name) and I will make our way out."
You stood with him, collecting all your things, then took his arm again. He didn't even have to ask this time. You two made your way back to the devil that was the elevator, and while you went down, you spoke up.
"I know this was more for a mission and all… but I enjoyed myself tonight. So, thank you, Akande."
"Of course, Starling. This wouldn't have gone as smoothly without you, and I would have enjoyed myself far less."
The car hadn't arrived yet by the time you and Akande stepped outside. The night was late, and you shivered from the cool air.
"Cold?" Akande asked.
"Yep," you replied, rubbing your arms with your hands.
"Hm. Here."
The next moment his suit jacket was placed upon you. The damn thing practically ate you, but you nuzzled into it all the same. "Thanks," your muffled voice came.
When the car came, you and he piled in, both letting out tired sighs. A single word to the driver later and they were off back to base. A mighty yawn left you.
"You look like you're ready for bed," Akande chuckled.
"I am."
"Join me?"
Your face didn't have the energy to be red anymore. You simply placed your head on his shoulder. "Yeah…"
You were nearly asleep when you returned to base. You two went in the way you came out to avoid any agents on night shift. Just before you reached the elevator, you remembered something important.
"Oh, hold on!"
You rummaged through your bag and pulled out his card. "Here you go. I meant to give it back earlier."
He held out his hand, pausing you.
"Keep it. It's yours."
"Huh? Are you sure? I mean, it's your money," you replied.
He held out his arm as the elevator door opened. "Oh, please. I'm not going to miss one hundred thousand dollars anytime soon."
You linked your arm with his one more time. 
"How much?"
"You heard me."
Huh. And they say chivalry is dead.
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Sombra set the communicator down on the dented table, in her other hand, a set of colorful cards. A lot of them.
Reaper placed a red four on top of a red three.
"Uno," came Reaper's amused voice. Sombra quickly fell into a string of Spanish curses before flopping back in her chair.
"(Name) gets to go to a gala while we are stuck here at base." She crossed her arms, pulling a green four from the deck and feeling her nose twitch. They never had to steal anything in the first place. Nothing but garbage is ever announce at the Vishkar Gala.
Reaper shrugged. "You helped her."
"That was a coincidence. I didn't know the bag would match her dress. I gave to Doomfist to help him."
"Whatever. Also, "Reaper placed his last card on the pile, "I win."
"Oh, you—!" No. No, we have time for one more!"
"No. I'm done playing."
"Come onnn!" she whined. She looked around and pulled another game off the shelf. "I have New Phone Who Dis!"
Reaper sighed. "Fine, but don't post anything like last time."
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There you go! Hope yall liked it! This will also show up on my AO3 later! Link in pinned post on my profile! Likes and reblogs are appreciated!
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old man is too innocent
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Pats all of them 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
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lizz-crimson · 26 days ago
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x 竜丸〜りゅうまる〜
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lizz-crimson · 28 days ago
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"I am Raiden, god of thunder and protector of Earthrealm."
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lizz-crimson · 1 month ago
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That one timeline where he's a streamer girl ✨
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lizz-crimson · 1 month ago
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I like to think that Fujin would always come in to defend the boys at the White Lotus when Raiden was angry at them
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lizz-crimson · 1 month ago
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My oil painting of an Uncrustable
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lizz-crimson · 1 month ago
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shout out to the very extremely small amount of people who selfship with Kaiju. I'm so sorry you cant find any single x reader fanfiction of your boyfriend because no one makes it and you are relying on a single inactive account that posted selfship imagines with him literally only three times +small amounts of mischaracterization but you cant really ignore. (<- speaking from experience)
I really hope I am invited to you and Godzilla's wedding.
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lizz-crimson · 1 month ago
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as a phrase, “she [x] on my [x] til’ i [x]” only is funny if on either side of a spectrum. either the phrase ends so specific to a sexual action it’s a smart joke (for example, “she strogan me off til i beef” uses the word “beef stroganoff’ but also makes a “stroking off” joke, making it clever wordplay.) or it makes so little sense that it ends up funny from the absurdity of deciphering what type of sexual action could even be taking place. (example: when my roomate the other night asked to hand them a sanpelligrino and then said “she san on my pelli til’ i grino” which begs the question of what ‘sanning’ is, what a ‘pelli’ repersents in terms of human genitalia and what ‘grinoing’ could possibly be.)
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lizz-crimson · 1 month ago
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good god imagine being autistic in a world where eye contact initiates combat. cyrus was completely justified actually
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lizz-crimson · 1 month ago
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how can you not like mk11 johnny i’m so serious? yeah mk1 johnny is cool but you don’t like mk11 when he goes through character development and both young and older versions of him are so fun? i’m sorry like whattttt
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lizz-crimson · 1 month ago
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*about to combust* the leaked pokemon mythology is, first of all, leaked so therefore they chose not to use it. Second of all everyone freaking out over the human and pokemon relations… it’s literally written like irl myths. They’re states to be ‘from a time when human and pokemon didn’t have clear lines’ and stuff. It sounds like stuff you read in any folklore or mythology class. I think it’s good worldbuilding in that sense but people seem like they’re taking it seriously.
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lizz-crimson · 1 month ago
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the pokemon teraleak is big news and even though i've only begun to scratch the surface i can tell there's an absolute ton of fun stuff to uncover in here (which I will gladly do). however. we also need to acknowledge the fact that this is a very bad thing. this isn't just some internal whistleblower throwing us a bone like we're used to. this was a malicious hack. we're only getting all this information because a game freak employee got phished. satoshi tajiri himself has come out and stated that the personal information of more than 2600 game freak employees was compromised in the attack. what happened here should not have happened and we should hope that it doesn't again, for the personal safety of those involved.
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lizz-crimson · 2 months ago
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wow he really clocked him--
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lizz-crimson · 2 months ago
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Green lantern confirmed alien fucker
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lizz-crimson · 2 months ago
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x Rulia_Hermitaur
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