#baby let's play god

[spilladabalia]

BIG BOYS Austin TX punk, 'Funk Off' / 'Baby, Let's Play God'

[puppetmaster13u]

Who wants a prompt entirely in memes.

[daily-sifloop]

Day 44: Little Goody Two Shoes (game by AstralShift) AU

Spoilers for Ending No. 1 - Moira under cut

[abyssruler]

husband and our three children

[ikram1909]

Gavi, Ale and Ansu went out to dinner together tonight ❤️❤️

[everysongineverykey]

i love how unfatherly crowley and aziraphale both are when it comes down to it. sure aziraphale is more than willing to give the young people in his life help and advice and be their friend but he and crowley spent six years (eleven in the book) practically raising a kid (you just know his parents weren't around that often) and by the end they didn't even like him. crowley even suggested they just fucking kill him. he turned three kids into lizards for annoying him right after he destroyed their house. like it was that or kill them obviously but he did NOT hesitate with the newts. that's so funny to me. they're just inherently disinclined to parenthood. we need more characters like them actually

[phospadparadscha]

no wonder kids are so fucked up these days. there’s no micro communities of virtual world games powered by flash anymore. There’s no safe spaces for kids who want to play online but can’t be on social media yet. There’s no PetPet Park or Nicktropolis or Bella Sara or anything left for kids to enjoy on modern internet. PetPet Park when I was an eight year old was like my safe spot. It gave me an outlet and a place to speak in a filtered way with the same people every day who would log in at the same time and who I would never know the names of. Kids are so lonely and so bored now and they’re being completely suffocated by these advertisements they don’t even understand. I think this is maybe the most hostile time on the Internet for pre teens and kids to be online and I mourn all the virtual worlds other children would have loved to have played at my age.

[daughterofsarenrae]

do you ever feel bad for accidentally spreading misinformation? like telling people something you thought was true only to find out later was wrong? for example, i used to tell people ferrets were smart. but then i met sparrow, who is perhaps one of the dumbest animals alive,

[mewtwo24]

Okay but like. Two things about the volume 8 statue [redacted] chapter.

Firstly. By god no amount of "yeah it was unhinged" comments on this website prepared me for whatever the fuck that was. I need at least 5 business days to process.

Second, was I the only one who read that scene as:

Hua Cheng, teeming with self-satisfaction to see Mu Qing near writhing with scorned disgust and fury: this was a 100% successful trip

Xie Lian: our statues are fucking in Mu Qing's palace oh god oh fuck what do you m e a n successful

Hua Cheng, smirk getting even bigger: this was a 100% successful trip

[pinkmirth]

i don’t think I’ll ever recover from seeing this angle of reiner…

[maburito]

Noooo my baby!! Come back!! I love you even if you're big now and you almost killed me!

[a-dauntless-daffodil]

Spear baby with a knife 🔪 👍

NIFFTY WHAT DID YOU DO!!!!! XD XD XD

im picturing it, im seeing Alastor, backed into a corner and trying to fend off the baby with his microphone while sweating in FEAR, im seeing Vaggie recording all this on her phone but having trouble bc she's laughing so hard she's got tears of pride blinding her one eye- i see Charlie sprawled over 120% of the nearest couch (having already triple checked the knife at least isn't made out of HEAVENLY STEEL), floor around her covered in books on child development and parenting, face down, phone in hand, trying to call her mom AGAIN and ask how the fuck Lilith survived this-

Niffty is cheering from the top of the couch's back, Angel Dust is at the bar being held back by Husk so he doesn't interfere with the knife baby threatening Alastor situation, Cherri Bomb is taking the chance to grab an entire bottle of Husk's best stuff while trying to ignore All Of This

and then there's Lucifer. standing in the open doorway. Smiling in confusion while he cradles the newest rubber duck teething toy he's made for his grandkid (now 10x stronger than the last five who's heads the baby chewed off)

a lovely, peaceful day at the hazbin hotel

no wonder they aren't getting any more guests ^w^;

[rosykims]

honestly im so glad bioware nerfed the cousland origin by not making them as socially & politically powerful as they technically ought to be. bc i think if i had to confront the whole cousland/mac tir situation in canon as opposed to just my own unsalvageable deep fried thoughts i think i would contract some sort of brain eating bacterial infection and die :/

[jrueships]

i hate when ppl choose to make fun of ant when he does silly goofy things with his family. Like those are his people, they helped raise him after bitchass cancer took both his grandma and his mama. He can dance with the antfam all he wants and wear silly matching pjs. He can shamelessly advertise his brother's newest rap single. That's his family

[n4rval]

a little pause on art for finals(they are all late) but boy has brain been braining

more specifically on dings' dynamic as asriel and chara's weird uncle bc that's just something i don't see a lot

[merlinmerlot]

i finally finished bg3

and it only took me [looks at steam]

SIX HUNDRED HOURS