#aziraphale is sarah

[omgspacecowboys]

I'M TOTALLY NORMAL ABOUT THIS IM NOT FREAKING OUT AT ALL

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[goodomenshq]

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[goodomensedit]

[invisibleicewands]

"Not to be graphic."

(X)

[lesbicosmos]

obsessively rewatching good omens because what else am i supposed to do with 5 days to go til s2

never getting over the fact that the place crowley chose for him and aziraphale to theoretically run away to was alpha centauri

alpha centauri, a binary star system wherein the two stars closely orbit each other, so close that to the naked eye they look like a single star

poetic

[certified-scoundrel]

i just realized why i was so convinced Good Omens is just queerbaiting during my first watch through of the show-

ITS BECAUSE FUCKING BBC SHERLOCK DID THE "PEOPLE MAKING JOKES ABOUT THE TWO MAIN CHARACTERS BEING GAY" THING-

why did the man saying "i've been there, you're better off without him" feel so familiar? because it's the good omens equivalent of Irene Adler saying "yes you are" when john says he and sherlock aren't a couple.

when i read the book, hearing the line about how Anathema "had been safe after all" when Crowley called Aziraphale 'angel' made the "this sounds like the kinda thing Sarah Z would make a video essay about" alarm in my brain go off-

however, based off the trailers and Neil Gaiman's internet presence, this time it won't result in a conspiracy surrounding the presidential inauguration and a fake ARG

[shakirachyanne]

Song: As the world caves in - Sarah Cothran (Wuki Remix)

Show: Good Omens

[likapad]

They are twins

If Crowley and aziraphale had started with female actors, do you see my vision

Anyway watch good omens and ratched

[jillianfahey]

Good Omens Family: Sarah's six year old blessing incident

Yesterday after my first post about this I was wondering, how did Aziraphale and Crowley's daughter learn that heaven and hell were real? And I remembered how Hastur would probably try to use Sarah to get back at Crowley.

So one sunny summer day as Crowley chills as a snake in the garden keeping an eye on Sarah while he also dozed in the sun. She was just reading while leaning against the base of the tree that had been there when Zira and Crowley had moved into the cottage. All of the plants were also watching over her, they knew that as long as she was around Crowley would not punish them because she wanted to see them get better.

It was much like most other sunny afternoons with Crowley fondly thinking of how Sarah was so much like his Angel when he fell asleep. After the sleep had deepened partly naturally and partly due to a repression spell that was aimed at him for that purpose. Everything carefully set Hastur who had possessed the body of a little old lady and walked along the lane. In front of the little cottage he caused the body to drop the large basket spilling the contents.

Sarah's attention was drawn by the noise and quickly hurried up to her gate to see what the problem was. A look to her sleeping dad to check before she exited the gate, "Would you like some help?" The six year old asked the being posing as a harmless granny with all the innocence and trust of childhood.

With as warm of a smile that Hastur could draw out of the body, "That would be lovely dear." Coming closer Sarah picked up the spilled vegetables and held the basket up for the possessed granny to take. She was close enough for him to fully grab now but the smell was causing his vessels nose to twich. And the granny let out a sneeze.

Sarah looked up at him, "Bless your soul." Then she started screaming as the grandma was set on fire. Crowley, like any parent, woke up in a panic on hearing the sound and instantly turned back to his more human form.

Darting out as fast as a snake Crowley jumped over the fence and pulled Sara away from the flaming grandma before summoning water to douse the poor woman. Sending the grandma to the hospital with a wave of his hand Crowley quickly knelt down to comfort his sobbing daughter, "I'm a murderer!"

"Shhh, it's alright dove," wrapping her in his arms and picking her up, "I'm here." Walking into the house, "The granny's not dead either so you're not a murder." After getting Sarah a cup of tea and some biscuits she was finally calm enough to answer, "Can you tell me what happened before she was on fire?"

Sarah was a stress eater so she downed three biscuits before answering, "She dropped her basket so I asked if she needed help. When she said yes I picked up her vegies and put them back, and as I handed her back her basket she sneezed." Crowley was watching her carefully as the kid finshed, "So I blessed her like Papa said to."

"And she caught fire after you blessed her?" Crowley had leaned forward and there was a snakelike glint in his eyes as he asked.

Sarah nodded, "Why did she catch fire Dad?" Before he could formulate an answer her eyes filled with tears, "Did I do something wrong?"

Scooping her up again, "No, you did exactly what you were supposed to do." Hugging his daughter close Crowley silently cursed whichever demon scared her so much to the darkest torture pit of hell. He and Aziaphale would need to find a way to explain to Sarah about what had really happened today.

It was close to dinner when Azirphale got home after closing the library when Crowley met him at the door with a kiss. Noticing the lack of a little girl running up to hug him, "Where's Sarah?"

Seeing the old hunted look come into Crowley's eyes as he answered, "In the greenhouse."

Taking his husbands face into his hands Zira asked, "What happened?" On hearing the events of the day he sat down and they started talking about how to explain things to their little girl.

And that was how Sarah learned about Heaven and Hell. Also there was a new set of guidelines and rules to try to keep her safe from another attack.

[sobbingeternally]

Ineffable Inktober Day 6- "snack"

The theme might be about the icecream, but it's really about the hands.

[goodomenshq]

New goals unlocked! New targets announced! £750,000 and we'll add more pages to the graphic novel. Beyond that? We have some things up our sleeve.

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[goodomensedit]

GOOD OMENS

1x01 ● “In the Beginning”

[saglaophonos]

Kate Beckinsale persuaded Len Wiseman to cast Sheen in Underworld and then left him when she fell in love with Wiseman on set. Genuinely happy that they managed to stay friends, amicable co-parents, and joint costume enthusiasts despite their love of mess.

the story of how he punched her costar in 2001 is also fantastic and messy. i used to listen to a culture podcast that got into kate beckinsale lore around the time she dated pete davidson, so i knew all about sheen and kate way before i knew anything about him in general / the child bride situation. actors are CRAZY

[cardassianexpats]

In my mind, the Angel wishes this could have been his answer.

Answer by Sarah McLachlan

[lesbicosmos]

rewatching good omens in preparation for season 2 and holy shit i could write a whole essay on the significance of the way aziraphale's bookshop and crowley's apartment are decorated etc and how they directly contrast the appearances of heaven and hell because it's one of the only things they actually have control over