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Right after recording this message I had a vision of an actor that plays the Mafia type characters in movies (Vincent Pastore) and he was slumped over as if he was shot and killed or knocked unconscious. He slide down to the floor in front of me. Behind him was a club I had gone to where I got really drunk trying to hang with the mandem 😅 and some disgusting dude tried to “take advantage” of me in my drunken state 😭😰🤮 THANK GOD for my brother and his friends who came to my rescue 🛟 — in addition to this message, watch your alcohol 🥃
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✦ Tipsy ✦
#own art#own characters#CanisAlbus#art#artists on tumblr#Machete#Vasco#anthro#sighthound#dogs#canine#animals#Vasco is mostly alright he may get a little more dumb and reckless but usually manages to drink in moderation and keep his head cool#Machete can't hold his liquor at all and doesn't like the compromised uninhibited and vulnerable state being inebriated puts you in#he usually avoids everything stronger than diluted wine#alcohol mention
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I think it’d be funny if at some point Mihawk and Perona actually tried making their own wine and it was so terrible and Mihawk just won’t talk about it
Next time Shanks, as they are drinking, jokingly brings up the idea that Mihawk should probably make his own wine since he’s gone full farmer core and Mihawk, almost combusting in shame, attempts to drown him with alcohol to avoide the question
#just Mihawk sitting in his lap pouring a whole bottle of rum down his throat avoiding his failures as Shanks almost dies#Perona walks in on this and asks if this is an old man kink#one piece#throwing thoughts to the void#zoro the trash can alcoholic he is would still drink the whole barrel tho and say it’s okay#this somehow makes mihawk feel worse#dracule mihawk#op#hawkeye mihawk#mishanks#akagami no shanks#shanks#perona#roronoa zoro#one piece goth family#goth family#goth fam#ghost princess perona#zoro
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“I don’t want to do this.”
“C’mon, you know weddings are fun! You’ll be fine.”
“It’s not the actual shindig that’s the issue; it’s the traveling four states over to get there. That drive is gonna take me like, twelve hours. Be glad you’re a borrower and don’t have to travel for cousins’ weddings.”
“Dude, you’re joking, right? Last year my brother had a destination wedding, two blocks down the street at that house with the big birdbath. It took me three weeks to travel there. I had to fight a CHIPMUNK.”
“Goddamn.”
“I wish I could have drove. The birdbath pool party reception ruled, though.”
“Oh, nice. Open bar?”
“Tinies don’t do that. It was Open Bottle. One open bottle of rum, and we were thriving.”
“Fuck yeah.”
#g/t#giant tiny#theres like three different punchlines i could have ended it on here but i just kept going#im going to a wedding this weekend which will be fun. BUT THE DRIVE 😭#a nurse testing me for vertigo told me i have the worst case of motion sickness she ever saw#and she worked there for like. thirty years.#me and long car rides do NOT mix#alcohol mention#tw alcohol mention#its going to be an extremely religious wedding too. my cousins follow a v rigid denomination#which i dont judge like believe what u want! but they are super traditional#im gonna walk in with my green hair and cunty dress and the inlaws r gonna throw rocks at me 😭#my mom asked me to wear leggings and a jacket to ‘avoid a family fight’#which if it was just ME affected then i wouldnt care. but i dont want my aunt to give my mom shit :/#anyways im bringing my weed pen so itll be okay 💖
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with liquid courage, you finally approach the handsome soldier-type at the bar. he watches you, blatantly giving you a once-over. tilts his head and smirks into his drink.
you must be nervous because the first thing out of your mouth is the world’s corniest pickup line: “nice shirt, what’s it made of? boyfriend material?” you don’t stop there. you boldly reach for and feel the fabric on his shoulder for effect, briefly pinching it between two fingers.
he swiftly corrects you. “no, it’s husband material.”
haha, you love a guy with a sense of humor, guys who go along with the bit. love it so much that you go home with him.
the morning after, you roll over and catch him on his phone. face pinched in a serious expression. what's he looking at?
"just the necessary paperwork for a courthouse wedding."
#anyway don’t touch strangers in general#turning task avoidance into an olympic sport over here#tf 141#alcohol
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it's so hilarious how a large chunk of the homestuck fandom actually and genuinely believes everything rose lalonde says about herself and her life. she would be so happy. You think I'm cool, calm, and put together? You think I'm a reliable therapist for my friends? Tell me more.
#it's so funny. they fall for her front and whatever she says about her mother postretcon#(yes mom lalonde WAS abusive and severely neglected her child emotionally and physically to the point rose could not take a genuine gesture#of gift giving as anything other than deeply ironic and spiteful and also actively snuck around the house to avoid interacting with her#mother. not to mention mom lalonde was Drunk All The Time and offered rose alcohol. but yeah sure just believe the 16 year old)#talk tag#rose#sorry i just saw such a take i needed to say something about it or i would Die
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(chanting) misa misa misa misa misa
#death note#misa amane#alcohol#was dying doing my project that i have no more time to avoid so i decided to avoid it again by drawing my beautiful wife misa <3
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that pic of merlin carrying arthur's corpse but it looks like arthur is peacefully sleeping on merlin's shoulder cause in the end the only place and the only person he felt truly at peace with was merlin his literal other half i
#it took me hours to make this gif#cause I needed her routine to play at 2.5 speed#with the zoom in#to truly express how I feel about these two#this is my merthur gif this is 100% my merthur mood#bbc merlin#merthur#tw drugs#tw alcohol#merlin emrys#arthur pendragon#my post#was he dead by then tho#idk cause I avoid s5 like the plague
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I wanted to try that colour wheel meme! I think the Doctor gets to count as a bit of a wild card...
#colour wheel meme#les mis#grantaire#mash#trapper#asterix#obelix#tintin#calvin and hobbes#hobbes#torchwood#ianto#lupin iii#hogan's heroes#lebeau#4th doctor#doctor who#trapper and grantaire don't understand a word the other is saying but they're vibing#depressed alcoholic who desperately wants to avoid fighting and use dark humour to cope... which am i describing#this was a lot of fun... i might do another one at some point and generate it by whatever suggestions you guys give me#see how weird we can make the mix#my art
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It's interesting to me that Jason is the one Bat who is characterised as a drinker (plus Ric Grayson, but the point of making Ric hang out drinking in a bar was to specifically distinguish him from Dick).
This is very noticeable, particularly given Jason has repeatedly started off crossover events by...being in a bar, ever since 2015.
Here's Batman & Robin Eternal #1:
Jason: So that was fun, who wants a drink? Tim: I'm sixteen, Jason. Jason: It's Gotham city, Tim. I can find a place.
Note here Jason is probably 21 years old, given the only objection raised here is that Tim is underage, not Jason.
This is followed by Jason actually hanging out in said dive bar (and NOT with Tim) in Batman & Robin Eternal #2, where he encounters Cass (they're trying to track her down):
And then even more maturely, after having a fight with Cass in Batman & Robin Eternal #3 (in which Jason gets pulled off Cass by Dick before Cass can take him apart)...Jason then decides he's going to refill his pint glass and...drink more beer in this conversation?
Great life choice, Jason. Definitely what was needed while Harper's bleeding out.
And this is not the only example!
Here he is actually getting said 16 year old Tim into a bar while they’re scouting for information in Gamorra in Batman and Robin Eternal #7.
Tim is clearly uncomfortable and drinking Coca-Cola. Jason’s having a beer.
Here's Robin War #1, where Tim's trying to track Jason down. Guess where he is.
Having shots of some unidentified spirit in this bar (I'm presuming whiskey or bourbon) and getting into bar fights with people about what being Robin is about. The perfect prelude to *checks notes* getting on a motorcycle and heading off to spy on what the We Are Robin kids are up to.
Then here's the latest I've encountered, in Alfred Pennyworth R.I.P.: Tim sets up a wake in a sleazy bar for Alfred as they need somewhere "off the beaten path" and Alfred stipulated in his will he wanted them all to come together for a night off. (That was...a choice, Tim. You couldn't think of a different neutral ground? Ollie got HIS in the Warriors' back room, when they needed to keep that on the low down 25 years earlier)
Despite this, everyone's specified to be drinking ginger ale...except guess who.
Hello Jason. (And yeah Dick is still Ric here but don't worry he gets his memories back basically immediately after this story, they just specified it happened before the memories returned probably because it was drafted by people who didn't know the exact timetable of when Jurgens was doing that).
#and I want to remind you#I actively avoid reading Jason-focused stories!#this is what I keep encountering whenever Jason pops up in a crossover!#given Lobdell made Roy an alcoholic in RHATO I hope Jason's not drinking like this in RHATO#sigh#it's certainly a repeated beat multiple writers (Snyder; Tynion; King; Tomasi) have reached for#jason todd
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So I get why people prefer to drink sugar free things, cause premade coffees out there come loaded with so much sugar it's almost disgusting
But WHY do sugar free coffee companies feel the need to make their drinks SO sweet?? We're doing a sugar replacement, ok, but you do not need to make it as overwhelmingly saccharine as actual sugar drinks. Some of us actually want LESS sweetness
#cool it on the monkfruit omg!!!#i got some bottled coffees to take with me to work in the morning and oh my god#the one i had today was SO sweet#why dont we just.... make everything less sweet....#i hate monkfruit/stevia/agave/etc they just taste bad to me#and im really allergic to sugar alcohols so i just avoid sugarfree when i can#but on the other hand real sugar drinks have so much sugar its like. where is my plain coffee with milk#genuinely would rather have no sugar than fake sweetness
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my partner thinks alcohol is not a drug but caffeine and sugar are ?? two of those are drugs and he is wrong about which ones
#iso.txt#im ‘against drugs as a concept’ but i consume caffeine on occasion#because it does not impair your ability to think#although then it takes a few days to get used to not drinking coffee but worth it bc i don’t want to be addicted to anything#(not in the sense that i think if you are addicted to something you’re a bad person but that it’s a health problem and i try to avoid that)#his take is kind of insane tho bc alcohol is famously a drug
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can’t believe angela and peter invented comedy tonight
#bobby that poor woman’s death is not about you#i think my wife is trying to avoid being alone with me. and i’m an alcoholic#like i have a pit in my tummy thinking about their marriage problems but at least im having the time of my life watching them lmao#911 spoilers#911 abc
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I'm surprised this isn't talked abt much, and I know by supernatural standards it takes a lot to get drunk, but tbh? Crowley is kind of an alcoholic.
What's the first thing he reaches for whenever he encounters something that evokes great emotion? A bottle. He always goes for a bottle. He doesn't do it always w every situation but when he does he copes with a bottle. Satan's attempt to kill the children of Job. The 7 year old boy's death. The belief of it being his last night on earth thanks to Furfur's evidence. Trying to convince Aziraphale to help him raise the Antichrist. Actually losing the Antichrist. Losing Aziraphale. Nina's talk.
#good omens#Crowley#Go#Go 2#Good omens 2#Good omens meta#Not severe alcoholic but the guy does use alcohol as part of a crutch#Maybe this has been discussed before and I just haven't seen it but yea#Even in most fanarts Crowley is most associated w drinking. Aziraphale drinks too but when we think abt wine we think abt Crowley#It goes pretty unsaid but Crowley is obv nursing an ages old hurt w the devil's drink since its been invented and he discovered it existed#Aaand the way he copes w things are all Avoidant types#Sleeping himself to a coma. Drinking himself to a coma. Driving fast#Or maybe I'm just reaching Idk
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