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mentally-unstable-avocado · 4 months ago

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being a Will Wood fan is really weird because one minute you're jamming to a cowboy song about a drug trip and the next your ugly crying because this man's pet rat died. oh, and Jon Arbuckle is there too!

#avocado speaks #chaos #will wood #will wood and the tapeworms #chemical overreaction #euthanasia #against the kitchen floor #wwatt #wwattw #everything is a lot #in case i make it #will wood fan #jon arbuckle

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musically-unstable-avocado · 1 year ago

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Fun Fact: During the three-part series finale of Gravity Falls, Bill Cipher was supposed to have a song which was written by Lemon Demon. The name of it is "It's Gonna Get Weird"

#avocado speaks #music #lemon demon #gravity falls #weirdmageddon

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cabeswaterdrowned · 6 months ago

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I can understand someone not liking Gansey that much but I Can Not imagine calling him boring. Sir that’s President Freak of Clowntown right there…

#two worst Gansey takes are thinking he’s boring or that he’s not funny. Mr. so repressed his friends have different names for the different #versions of him… Mr. constantly reliving his own death Mr. has never made a friend he wasn’t psychosexually obsessed with and who wasn’t #psychosexually obsessed with him back. And he thinks all of these relationships are Normal… his favorite pizza topping is literally avocado #he’s in love with a dead welsh king who is the center point he redirects all his emotions toward… there are more freakish things he does I #know but they’re hard to articulate because he’s just. Yeah.#richard gansey #trc #gansey #s speaks #his name is literally Gansey. let’s just start there.#I may love him as a character but I can see why you wouldn’t especially like. Had I been introduced to him when I was older and not as an #11 year old girl I think this pretentious rich white boy could have been a harder sell for me in a few ways (I think I still would have #enjoyed more about him than I didn’t but my feelings would be a bit different) but still. Out of All the ya paranormal love interests #Gansey?? boring or unfunny?? Gansey???#Edit; sorry he’s had one friend he isn’t into and it was the old British professor he lived in Iceland with for a year and then ghosted

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rickybaby · 11 months ago

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Daniel at a charity even for Driven Project in Perth | 10.01.2024

#the way he speaks to kids hasn’t changed since that one video of him with the Daniel Avocado kid #not too sure what to say but happy to hear them talk 🥰#daniel ricciardo #winter break23

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coffee-and-tea-time · 7 months ago

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🂠 ♣ ♦ ♥ ♠ 🂠 Tea party menu🂠 ♠ ♥ ♦ ♣ 🂠

Coffee speaking! Tea speaking! Twins speaking!

We have a various kinds of tea, chai latte is my personal favorite tho

Come on Dear, take a sit with us in this tea party! If you rather coffee, of course we have!

We have a lot of little treats to share with you as well!

Maybe is someone's happy not-birthday? oh, its our not-birthday too!

So, tell us, what do you wish to have?

🍅 Fruit salad:

INTRO POST

🍋 Lemon:

edit! Not really bullys

human! Lemon + silly edit

wish I was your safe space

🍓 Strawberry:

edit! Not really bullys

🍈 Melon:

Sweet sweet rain

🍏 Green Apple:

edit! Not really bullys

🍍 Pineapple:

edit! Interruption

better that sleeping pills

➤ keep pretending

➤ Say something

do you notice?

human! Pin

🫀Lovesick!:

You need a proper care, Dear (Lovesick! Doctor)

Can't you stay longer? (Lovesick! Patient x Reader.)

💐 Hanahaki killer:

Imagine if hanahaki isn't a sickness but a serial killer

❄️ Backrooms:

liminal space single daddy introduction post

🏪 The yandere shop:

welcome to the shop! What are you looking for?

Sneak peek of the first encounters

Out of the menu, still the choice (the seller post)

You choose... me? (Grier post)

🎪 Circus:

Why being a side character when you can have the spotlight?

✨ Specials

Halloween special 🎃 (2024)

Oh, and if you don't find that little something you're searching for...

You can always sit and ask/sugest us, dont be shy, Dear. Although we express differently, we share our only braincell.

So come sit with us and enjoy this little tea party we prepared for you, with all the sweets and the sours too!

Ah, last but not least, english isn't our first language, probably you all will find weird things in my posts lol, y si prefieren leer algo en español, también pueden pedirnos usarlo si hacen un ask, acá está el intro post en español.

Our beloved neighbors that come to celebrate their not birthday with us! (anon list):

🧸 anon

🍰 anon

🥞anon

Do you also want to celebrate your not birthday? Of course, come with us, my brother makes the best brownie ever, you should try it!

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onehundredwishesss · 2 months ago

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How to lose weight like Nikocado Avocado

• Make a plan and stick to it: Nicholas's plan was to make a big social experiment and to fool the internet. He posted old mukbang videos of himself while losing weight behind the scenes.

• Look for healthier food: Nikocado may ate unhealthy food with big portions, but he sure knew when to stop. A healthy food is good for your mind, body and soul. Make more homemade recipes instead of take away foods.

• Get your body moving: Nicholas sure knew how to move, and if he can do it, so can you! Make sure to walk every day for at least 15 minutes, or finish that daily workout. You have no excuses!

#onehundredwishesss speaks #law of attraction #law of assumption #manifestation #manifesting #self love #loa #self confidence #affirmations #advice #weight loss #nikocado avocado

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stealingyourbones · 10 months ago

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Spent so much time making sushi for dinner and was so excited to have a funky little sushi roll and eat it like a burrito but then my nori ripped apart mid roll and I had to eat it as a salad and apparently my brain doesn’t like the texture of imitation crab + seaweed and rice rn :(

#bones speaks #bones rants #sad :(#imma put in fridge for twin but man now I gotta make something else for dinner because I haven’t eaten anything else today #and only had like 300 calories worth of food yesterday. getting used to not feeling hungry with-#-consistent adderall use has been kickin my ass lately.#sorry I like never rant on here but I’m so sad I was so excited for sushi and then Texture Bad :(((((#i even put avocado n carrot and salted cucumber ;-; this took so long to make and now I can’t eat it #a tragedy of the highest order #fuck it imma make me some chicken and just season the everloving shit out of it #i may be white but I know how to cook flavorful food and by god am I not gonna eat chicken with just salt. lack of spoons be damned

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outercrasis · 8 months ago

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It is very important I get the black cat badge. I must honor her

#these are my favorite photos of my cat #her name is avocado #i refer to the last one as her fat pikachu photo #crasis speaks

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schistostegapennata · 6 months ago

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Simultaneously intensely missing and feeling incredibly proud of gf, who is currently on another continent for a couple of weeks giving a lecture at a conference and then volunteering on a farm.

About to go distract myself by making dye out of all the avocado pits she secretly saved for me for months so I could make a very beautiful deep pink :')

#i speak #missing my gf #avocado #avocado dye #in the pits #heehee couldn't resist the pun #also she's super excited about seeing squirrels and raccoons which is soooo adorable 😍

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officialpenisenvy · 2 months ago

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attention fashionistas. it appears i have finally stopped shedding my tan whenever i shower

#just shedding regular skin now innit.#speaking of fashionistas also i need to post my fit pics from yesterday. as soon as i go do my groceries #im thinking avocado toast for brunch.... oh inshallah

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mechaffeine · 4 months ago

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I have gotten more avocado seeds to germinate and i am super chuffed about it because now I get to have MY OWN avocado trees 😎

(They are not adapted to my climate which is really sad but it's fine, they can come indoors.)

Next move will probably be an acorn to oak since i have gotten an apple started (one of my goals since well before i went a lil crazy about plants)- and all my efforts at acorn anything have been failures (i am exceptionally bad at sticking to the task of acorn flour! I should really just do hot leeching and yet i have seen people say it tastes better if done via cold leeching!!)

#mechaffeine speaks #this is what i think is fun. growing things. hmmm #avocados would make terrible bonsai... but counterpoint. it would be funny to do that #i keep thinking. that to be cheesed is to be happy. it is not but it SHOULD be. say cheese for the camera but being cheesed is miffed???

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mentally-unstable-avocado · 2 months ago

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"your taste in music is cringe!"

Hmm. Sounds like someone is jealous that three silly robots aren't singing for them

#avocado speaks #chaos #steam powered giraffe #the spine spg #rabbit spg #spg #spg zero #walter robotics #music

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musically-unstable-avocado · 1 year ago

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I used to think the words to "Rhinestone Eyes" by Gorillaz were "I'm a scary doggo on a tire". I didn't question it because it was in an ADHD playlist.

#avocado speaks #music #misheard lyrics #rhinestone eyes #gorillaz

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tethered-heartstrings · 7 months ago

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restaurants who charge extra for avocado/guac and then don't give it to you after you hmmed and hawed and begrudgingly succumbed with a tear in your eye deserve a special place in hell

#the speaking clown #>:[ i wanted avocado!

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elderwisp · 7 months ago

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hola chiqui-booms how is everyone

#i made everyone breakfast today at the restaurant #avocado toast wif tomato wedges mixed with bruschetta #some lemon vinaigrette arugula #basalmic glaze and some sesame seeds #yummi!#elderwisp speaks

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coffee-and-tea-time · 7 months ago

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✿ Introduction to this nonense ✿

Fruit salad: the unexpected romance

Hi! coffee and tea speaking! this blog is purely to write and show all our silly thoughts, so let us speak a little of our main goofy story!

In this story, you are Tomato, a transfer student of the fruits school... yes, it was a surprise for you too, all your life believing you were a vegetable... But, in this school you will be able to make some friends too, right? right?

You meet a lot of interesting fruits here, but one seems to catch your eye more that the others, huh?

so, tell me, have you ever imagined a fruit otome game?

Let's be honest, there's so many bizarre otome games out there that you probably have

at least we have

we shall begin with...

✿ Character introduction:

Orange: they really should give me more vacations...

Coconut: don't get too close to me, freak

Lemon: tch, do whatever you want

Strawberry: yes, I know, I'm perfect, just admit it

Banana: everything's gonna be okay and if not, I'll help you out!

Tangerine: you don't know it yet, but we're already friends

Watermelon: the more the merrier, no matter which fruit you are

Melon:...huh

Green Apple: fruits like you are not worth my time...

Red Apple: we're not so different... I hope you can keep up with me

Pineapple: you're so...interesting, i could stare at you for hours

Green Grape: Shh! Don't rat me out to Mr. Orange!

Purple Grape: you have seen nothing~

Kiwi: Haha, you're very strange, I like it

Avocado: seems like our situation is similar, can we be friends?

Pear: I hope you're not having a hard time, in any case, I'll defend you!

Quite the characters, dont you think?

Yes, i think i already have my favorite..

But... arent we forgotting to mention someone, Tea?

Shush, don't rush it... it'll spoil the fun, coffee

images from pinterest

sorry for misspells, english isn't our first language

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