#avocado speaks

[mentally-unstable-avocado]

being a Will Wood fan is really weird because one minute you're jamming to a cowboy song about a drug trip and the next your ugly crying because this man's pet rat died. oh, and Jon Arbuckle is there too!

[musically-unstable-avocado]

Fun Fact: During the three-part series finale of Gravity Falls, Bill Cipher was supposed to have a song which was written by Lemon Demon. The name of it is "It's Gonna Get Weird"

[theghostavocadoe]

I had a very Vaccine + Motrin induced nap right after I had breakfast and I had a VERY vivid dream that Kadaj was literally my boyfriend. I can't make this up. and literally right before I woke up I realized it was a dream so I went "I wish this wasn't a dream" and he said "I'll see you again"

what the FUCK is happening

[queer-cosette]

please keep talking about mystery incorporated it's such an interesting show and I feel like it's not talked about enough outside of the big stuff (velma being a lesbian, scooby being an alien or something, the dog love triangle ect)

also I didn't even put together that the dog dies and marcy might've been connected until i read your post and my jaw dropped

I LOVE that show so so much and everything is CRAZY levels of connected. A red herring gag character in episode 3 with a silly name winds up being instrumental in one of the major reveals of season 2. So many of the villains wind up coming back with an important role to play, or else their crimes wind up giving the gang a clue to the mystery. People love to be like "Episode 2: the gang chase a family of kooky gator people! haha so silly :)" and forget how much the history of Gatorsburg is tied into the mystery of the entity (the alligators drag Porto away, giving Friar Serra the prophecy of how the animal companion must die to keep the world safe. The first key (the last one the gang use) to the entity's dimension is found in an empty grave there. The extinction of the population of alligators ties into the major themes of colonialism and capitalistic destruction.) Episode 5 has a weird genius kid as Fred's civics tutor and the villain, okay, fun one-off character. Episode 10 has a boy obsessed with Velma and his vengeful over-protective ex-military mother as the major characters. Marcie obviously gets more character development in early Season 2, but we don't really tend to think about the time she spent working in espionage for Mr E when it's more fun to focus on her enemies-to-lovers relationship with Velma. AND YET! All of this allows the gang to pull off their mid-Season-2 heist of the disk pieces from the original Mystery Incorporated! They would literally have not been able to do what they did without a preteen "victim", a robotics and chemistry expert, and someone with Marcie's specific knowledge of Mr E's business and secrets. Like it's INSANE how connected the apparently silly details of the show are.

[cabeswaterdrowned]

I can understand someone not liking Gansey that much but I Can Not imagine calling him boring. Sir that’s President Freak of Clowntown right there…

[rickybaby]

Daniel at a charity even for Driven Project in Perth | 10.01.2024

[sophiethewitch1]

i write my reader inserts as menaces to society thank you very much

[coffee-and-tea-time]

🂠 ♣ ♦ ♥ ♠ 🂠 Tea party menu🂠 ♠ ♥ ♦ ♣ 🂠

Coffee speaking! Tea speaking! Twins speaking!

We have a various kinds of tea, chai latte is my personal favorite tho

Come on Dear, take a sit with us in this tea party! If you rather coffee, of course we have!

We have a lot of little treats to share with you as well!

Maybe is someone's happy not-birthday? oh, its our not-birthday too!

So, tell us, what do you wish to have?

🍅 Fruit salad:

INTRO POST

🍋 Lemon:

edit! Not really bullys

human! Lemon + silly edit

wish I was your safe space

🍓 Strawberry:

edit! Not really bullys

🍈 Melon:

Sweet sweet rain

🍏 Green Apple:

edit! Not really bullys

🍍 Pineapple:

edit! Interruption

better that sleeping pills

➤ keep pretending

➤ Say something

do you notice?

human! Pin

🫀Lovesick!:

You need a proper care, Dear (Lovesick! Doctor)

Can't you stay longer? (Lovesick! Patient x Reader.)

💐 Hanahaki killer:

Imagine if hanahaki isn't a sickness but a serial killer

❄️ Backrooms:

liminal space single daddy introduction post

🏪 The yandere shop:

welcome to the shop! What are you looking for?

Sneak peek of the first encounters

Out of the menu, still the choice (the seller post)

You choose... me? (Grier post)

Oh, I could hear you for a lifespan and more

🎪 Circus:

Why being a side character when you can have the spotlight?

✨ Specials

Halloween special 🎃 (2024)

Oh, and if you don't find that little something you're searching for...

You can always sit and ask/sugest us, dont be shy, Dear. Although we express differently, we share our only braincell.

So come sit with us and enjoy this little tea party we prepared for you, with all the sweets and the sours too!

Ah, last but not least, english isn't our first language, probably you all will find weird things in my posts lol, y si prefieren leer algo en español, también pueden pedirnos usarlo si hacen un ask, acá está el intro post en español.

Our beloved neighbors that come to celebrate their not birthday with us! (anon list):

🧸 anon

🍰 anon

🥞 anon

Do you also want to celebrate your not birthday? Of course, come with us, my brother makes the best brownie ever, you should try it!

[onehundredwishesss]

How to lose weight like Nikocado Avocado

• Make a plan and stick to it: Nicholas's plan was to make a big social experiment and to fool the internet. He posted old mukbang videos of himself while losing weight behind the scenes.

• Look for healthier food: Nikocado may ate unhealthy food with big portions, but he sure knew when to stop. A healthy food is good for your mind, body and soul. Make more homemade recipes instead of take away foods.

• Get your body moving: Nicholas sure knew how to move, and if he can do it, so can you! Make sure to walk every day for at least 15 minutes, or finish that daily workout. You have no excuses!

[stealingyourbones]

Spent so much time making sushi for dinner and was so excited to have a funky little sushi roll and eat it like a burrito but then my nori ripped apart mid roll and I had to eat it as a salad and apparently my brain doesn’t like the texture of imitation crab + seaweed and rice rn :(

[mintbees]

hey guys i learnt something new today when you eat an avocado thats two days out of date demons infest your stomach and make you throw up

[mentally-unstable-avocado]

"your taste in music is cringe!"

Hmm. Sounds like someone is jealous that three silly robots aren't singing for them

[musically-unstable-avocado]

I used to think the words to "Rhinestone Eyes" by Gorillaz were "I'm a scary doggo on a tire". I didn't question it because it was in an ADHD playlist.

[outercrasis]

It is very important I get the black cat badge. I must honor her

[schistostegapennata]

Simultaneously intensely missing and feeling incredibly proud of gf, who is currently on another continent for a couple of weeks giving a lecture at a conference and then volunteering on a farm.

About to go distract myself by making dye out of all the avocado pits she secretly saved for me for months so I could make a very beautiful deep pink :')

[officialpenisenvy]

attention fashionistas. it appears i have finally stopped shedding my tan whenever i shower