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being a Will Wood fan is really weird because one minute you're jamming to a cowboy song about a drug trip and the next your ugly crying because this man's pet rat died. oh, and Jon Arbuckle is there too!
#avocado speaks#chaos#will wood#will wood and the tapeworms#chemical overreaction#euthanasia#against the kitchen floor#wwatt#wwattw#everything is a lot#in case i make it#will wood fan#jon arbuckle
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Fun Fact: During the three-part series finale of Gravity Falls, Bill Cipher was supposed to have a song which was written by Lemon Demon. The name of it is "It's Gonna Get Weird"
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I can understand someone not liking Gansey that much but I Can Not imagine calling him boring. Sir that’s President Freak of Clowntown right there…
#two worst Gansey takes are thinking he’s boring or that he’s not funny. Mr. so repressed his friends have different names for the different#versions of him… Mr. constantly reliving his own death Mr. has never made a friend he wasn’t psychosexually obsessed with and who wasn’t#psychosexually obsessed with him back. And he thinks all of these relationships are Normal… his favorite pizza topping is literally avocado#he’s in love with a dead welsh king who is the center point he redirects all his emotions toward… there are more freakish things he does I#know but they’re hard to articulate because he’s just. Yeah.#richard gansey#trc#gansey#s speaks#his name is literally Gansey. let’s just start there.#I may love him as a character but I can see why you wouldn’t especially like. Had I been introduced to him when I was older and not as an#11 year old girl I think this pretentious rich white boy could have been a harder sell for me in a few ways (I think I still would have#enjoyed more about him than I didn’t but my feelings would be a bit different) but still. Out of All the ya paranormal love interests#Gansey?? boring or unfunny?? Gansey???#Edit; sorry he’s had one friend he isn’t into and it was the old British professor he lived in Iceland with for a year and then ghosted
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Daniel at a charity even for Driven Project in Perth | 10.01.2024
#the way he speaks to kids hasn’t changed since that one video of him with the Daniel Avocado kid#not too sure what to say but happy to hear them talk 🥰#daniel ricciardo#winter break23
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please keep talking about mystery incorporated it's such an interesting show and I feel like it's not talked about enough outside of the big stuff (velma being a lesbian, scooby being an alien or something, the dog love triangle ect)
also I didn't even put together that the dog dies and marcy might've been connected until i read your post and my jaw dropped
I LOVE that show so so much and everything is CRAZY levels of connected. A red herring gag character in episode 3 with a silly name winds up being instrumental in one of the major reveals of season 2. So many of the villains wind up coming back with an important role to play, or else their crimes wind up giving the gang a clue to the mystery. People love to be like "Episode 2: the gang chase a family of kooky gator people! haha so silly :)" and forget how much the history of Gatorsburg is tied into the mystery of the entity (the alligators drag Porto away, giving Friar Serra the prophecy of how the animal companion must die to keep the world safe. The first key (the last one the gang use) to the entity's dimension is found in an empty grave there. The extinction of the population of alligators ties into the major themes of colonialism and capitalistic destruction.) Episode 5 has a weird genius kid as Fred's civics tutor and the villain, okay, fun one-off character. Episode 10 has a boy obsessed with Velma and his vengeful over-protective ex-military mother as the major characters. Marcie obviously gets more character development in early Season 2, but we don't really tend to think about the time she spent working in espionage for Mr E when it's more fun to focus on her enemies-to-lovers relationship with Velma. AND YET! All of this allows the gang to pull off their mid-Season-2 heist of the disk pieces from the original Mystery Incorporated! They would literally have not been able to do what they did without a preteen "victim", a robotics and chemistry expert, and someone with Marcie's specific knowledge of Mr E's business and secrets. Like it's INSANE how connected the apparently silly details of the show are.
#coco speaks#sdmi meta#scooby doo mystery incorporated#vampiredraws#lovely people#ask coco#velmarcie#george avocados#friar gabriello serra#porto the donkey#mary anne gleardan#jason wyatt#marcie fleach#marcie hot dog water fleach#ricky owens#ricky mr e owens
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i write my reader inserts as menaces to society thank you very much
#sophie speaks#this is because i am one myself#www reader currently discovering what endless wealth looks like#geniune question what would you do if you suddenly had unlimited money#buy all the merch i like. fancy cake taste tests. get some better furniture and a proper vehicle#shes. well shes doing some of that#today in my fanfiction as a thin veil for me to explore different philosophies...#consumerism and capitalism vs the conversation around shit like avocado on toast#anyway the other stories im working on one reader is planning an infiltration the other is saving the world (again) and another#is saving the world after it already ended#which is a plot im surprisingly fond of
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🂠 ♣ ♦ ♥ ♠ 🂠 Tea party menu🂠 ♠ ♥ ♦ ♣ 🂠
Coffee speaking! Tea speaking! Twins speaking!
We have a various kinds of tea, chai latte is my personal favorite tho
Come on Dear, take a sit with us in this tea party! If you rather coffee, of course we have!
We have a lot of little treats to share with you as well!
Maybe is someone's happy not-birthday? oh, its our not-birthday too!
So, tell us, what do you wish to have?
🍅 Fruit salad:
INTRO POST
🍋 Lemon:
edit! Not really bullys
human! Lemon + silly edit
wish I was your safe space
🍓 Strawberry:
edit! Not really bullys
🍈 Melon:
Sweet sweet rain
🍏 Green Apple:
edit! Not really bullys
🍍 Pineapple:
edit! Interruption
better that sleeping pills
➤ keep pretending
➤ Say something
do you notice?
human! Pin
🫀Lovesick!:
You need a proper care, Dear (Lovesick! Doctor)
Can't you stay longer? (Lovesick! Patient x Reader.)
💐 Hanahaki killer:
Imagine if hanahaki isn't a sickness but a serial killer
❄️ Backrooms:
liminal space single daddy introduction post
🏪 The yandere shop:
welcome to the shop! What are you looking for?
Sneak peek of the first encounters
Out of the menu, still the choice (the seller post)
You choose... me? (Grier post)
🎪 Circus:
Why being a side character when you can have the spotlight?
✨ Specials
Halloween special 🎃 (2024)
Oh, and if you don't find that little something you're searching for...
You can always sit and ask/sugest us, dont be shy, Dear. Although we express differently, we share our only braincell.
So come sit with us and enjoy this little tea party we prepared for you, with all the sweets and the sours too!
Ah, last but not least, english isn't our first language, probably you all will find weird things in my posts lol, y si prefieren leer algo en español, también pueden pedirnos usarlo si hacen un ask, acá está el intro post en español.
Our beloved neighbors that come to celebrate their not birthday with us! (anon list):
🧸 anon
🍰 anon
🥞anon
Do you also want to celebrate your not birthday? Of course, come with us, my brother makes the best brownie ever, you should try it!
#masterlist#Coffee speaking#Tea speaking#Orange our oc#Coconut our oc#Lemon our oc#Strawberry our oc#Banana our oc#Tangerine our oc#Watermelon our oc#Melon our oc#Green Apple our oc#Red Apple our oc#Pineapple our oc#Green Grape our oc#Purple Grape our oc#Kiwi our oc#Avocado our oc#Pear our oc#Male yandere#Gabriel the worshipper#Crazy Dizie#Lior the mothboi#Oliver the baker#Myotis the shortie#...owner#The questionable seller#The singer#Griek the creep#Tarak the dragon
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How to lose weight like Nikocado Avocado
• Make a plan and stick to it: Nicholas's plan was to make a big social experiment and to fool the internet. He posted old mukbang videos of himself while losing weight behind the scenes.
• Look for healthier food: Nikocado may ate unhealthy food with big portions, but he sure knew when to stop. A healthy food is good for your mind, body and soul. Make more homemade recipes instead of take away foods.
• Get your body moving: Nicholas sure knew how to move, and if he can do it, so can you! Make sure to walk every day for at least 15 minutes, or finish that daily workout. You have no excuses!
#onehundredwishesss speaks#law of attraction#law of assumption#manifestation#manifesting#self love#loa#self confidence#affirmations#advice#weight loss#nikocado avocado
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Spent so much time making sushi for dinner and was so excited to have a funky little sushi roll and eat it like a burrito but then my nori ripped apart mid roll and I had to eat it as a salad and apparently my brain doesn’t like the texture of imitation crab + seaweed and rice rn :(
#bones speaks#bones rants#sad :(#imma put in fridge for twin but man now I gotta make something else for dinner because I haven’t eaten anything else today#and only had like 300 calories worth of food yesterday. getting used to not feeling hungry with-#-consistent adderall use has been kickin my ass lately.#sorry I like never rant on here but I’m so sad I was so excited for sushi and then Texture Bad :(((((#i even put avocado n carrot and salted cucumber ;-; this took so long to make and now I can’t eat it#a tragedy of the highest order#fuck it imma make me some chicken and just season the everloving shit out of it#i may be white but I know how to cook flavorful food and by god am I not gonna eat chicken with just salt. lack of spoons be damned
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hey guys i learnt something new today when you eat an avocado thats two days out of date demons infest your stomach and make you throw up
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It is very important I get the black cat badge. I must honor her
#these are my favorite photos of my cat#her name is avocado#i refer to the last one as her fat pikachu photo#crasis speaks
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"your taste in music is cringe!"
Hmm. Sounds like someone is jealous that three silly robots aren't singing for them
#avocado speaks#chaos#steam powered giraffe#the spine spg#rabbit spg#spg#spg zero#walter robotics#music
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I used to think the words to "Rhinestone Eyes" by Gorillaz were "I'm a scary doggo on a tire". I didn't question it because it was in an ADHD playlist.
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Simultaneously intensely missing and feeling incredibly proud of gf, who is currently on another continent for a couple of weeks giving a lecture at a conference and then volunteering on a farm.
About to go distract myself by making dye out of all the avocado pits she secretly saved for me for months so I could make a very beautiful deep pink :')
#i speak#missing my gf#avocado#avocado dye#in the pits#heehee couldn't resist the pun#also she's super excited about seeing squirrels and raccoons which is soooo adorable 😍
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attention fashionistas. it appears i have finally stopped shedding my tan whenever i shower
#just shedding regular skin now innit.#speaking of fashionistas also i need to post my fit pics from yesterday. as soon as i go do my groceries#im thinking avocado toast for brunch.... oh inshallah
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in honor of the tpot short with the failed debuters (assumedly) being announced soon heres my tierlist of all the tpot debuters most favorite to least
tags for longer opinions :3
#i dont really hate any of them and avocado is just down there because I kind of enjoy everyone else more . The only I feel like . Any kind+#+of Real negativity at all to are nonexisty and 9ball#nonexisty because fuck off and 9ball because that’s just 8ball but different gimmick . And 8ball is already not the best imo#tpot#happy taggy got in bc they n winner were my favorites . I have my reaction to taggy getting in recorded I love taggy a lot#what can I say im a :3 girl#i like leek because it’s a plant also they put a hatsune miku ref in the episode with the flip phone triple baka#pda is a device which is always awesome forever and it looks like theyr gonna have a role in the short which is :DDDDDD#onigiri is fun because it’s a fun romaji . it would also be funny if they called em jelly donut . but onigiri is cool they look like+#+a rocky clone Maybe or if they’re just mute hey I Really Like Mute Characters So Win. cause I Think they were the only one who didn’t+#+speak in the episode . Don’t take my word for it I haven’t watched tpot 1 in a while lol (I think boom mic didn’t speak either actually)#boom mic; clapboard; and camera I speak as 3 together . Theyre super awesome and it would be fun to see if they have a dynamic . Cuase+#+theyre like . All movie equipment . Idk I remember long back ago i roleplayed em they mean a lot to me#i like tha vhsy a little more because reminds me of that freak from TAOT who i just adore . Also novel rectangular thing also kind of prett#tape friend looks like a menace and I like characters that are menaces I think them and six could be friends#sink I just like the design of lol . also I like the song kitchen sink by tøp#salt lamp is cool because I like salt lamps and they’re pretty colors both on and off#shopping cart is silly . I like wheeled characters#blender is an appliance I like how they did the asset#discy’s prettyyyy colored#battery is small and cute they also might be the mute character idr I haven’t seen them talk personally . Feel free to correct me if any+#+info I say here is wrong btw#Snare drum is small and cool and I like how they look#Anchor is also I like how they look also listen to anchor by caize#shell is like emo and a good shape#rubber spatula; scissors; tax guy I forget their name; and shampoo I think have good designs#avocado im so sorry I just like everyone else more than u im not the biggest fan ever of things like donut mouth#and I already explained the last 2 awesome 👍
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