#availabilty

[birthdaykings]

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[shevr]

puttin my snacks in there to slow down my intake

[butchboromir]

how come my work has the magical ability to schedule me to work at the exact time i have a psychiatrist appt. like every time

[ornstein]

Everytime I count how many European countries I've been in I always forget mentioning Andorra 🫠

[bellaroles]

Choosing the next danmei to read based on..

☺️ the translators

✨ the authors

❌ the cover arts

🥲/😆 the reviews

[orphyd]

Hey Google, how do you stop feeling bad about lying to your bosses? 🤔

[libberkib]

European Starling Gouache and Ballpoint Pen on 10 inch Wood Panel Painting no. 7 in the "In Bloom" series, availabilty TBA

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[lifeseriesincorrectquotes]

Joel: Etho, you know how much I love you… 

Etho: Whaddya want? 

Joel: A partner with some GODDAMN EMOTIONAL AVAILABILTY!

[mamaspidershit]

Peter: Natasha, you know how much I love you… Natasha: Whaddya want? Peter: A friend with some GODDAMN EMOTIONAL AVAILABILTY!

[aludraslytherin]

Sirius: Remus, you know how much I love you… Remus: Whaddya want? Sirius: A partner with some GODDAMN EMOTIONAL AVAILABILTY!

[starsforbuckley]

INCORRECT 9-1-1 QUOTE

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Buck: Tommy, you know how much I love you…

Tommy: Whaddya want?

Buck: A partner with some GODDAMN EMOTIONAL AVAILABILTY!

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• fandom: 9-1-1

[eslypyiris]

°❈°Hazbin Gods AU Incorrect quotes°❈°

Lucifer: *About to cry* I miss my wife, Alastor.

Alastor: Well, I miss my clown and I'm not acting like a baby

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Alastor: When I first met you, I thought you were weird and annoying.

Vox: And?

Alastor: And you are.

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Vox: Are we fighting or flirting?

Alastor: I'm pinning you against a wall with my hand around your neck-

Vox: Your point?

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Vaggie: Can you recommend a book that'll make me cry?

Charlie: General Mathematics 8th Grade Edition.

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Angel Dust : Husk, you know how much I love you…

Husk: Whaddya want?

Angel Dust : A partner with some GODDAMN EMOTIONAL AVAILABILTY!

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Carmilla: Do you know why I called you in here?

Zestial: Because I accidentally ate your cat again?

Carmilla: *Starts pouring two glasses of wine.* Exactly.

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Sir Pentious: Crushes are the worst. Whenever I’m near mine, I start acting stupid.

Cherri: You always act stupid.

Cherri: ...

Cherri: Wait...

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Alastor: *Singing* He's making a list, checking it twice, gonna find out who's on thin fucking ice

Niffty: *Also singing* Santa Claus is calling you out!

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Rosie: *Watching Alastor manipulate Charlie to get Vox back* I'm a nice person, but I'm about to start throwing rocks at people.

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Emily: *Watching Sera singing in front of the fireplace like Frollo*

Emily: ...

Emily: I think it's time to book a therapy session.

[polinomnom]

A Kusahigu commission piece i made for @AloofAntagonist ♥️

I cannot tell you how happy i am that i get to make commissions of the things i love.

((I managed to post an earlier version on X, congrats me))

My commissions are still open, dm for availabilty and details ✨

[lifea16]

MORE OF THESE (I'm using text this time so I can chose who's who rather than shuffling indefinitely)

Blitz: If I die, you can have what little I own. Stolas: Wait. What do you mean "if" you die? Blitz: My unending existence is fuelled by pure spite, that of which the painful experiences of life have rendered me full. Stolas: Stolas: Sighs Let me call your therapist again.

--------------- *When Fizz and Blitz were kidnapped by Crimson* Fizz: We need to distract these guys. Blitz: Leave it to me. Blitz: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss. Everyone else in the mafia: immediately begin arguing

---------------- Millie, taping a knife onto a Roomba: Be free, my child. Moxxie, entering the room with a small cut on their ankle: Who the f-

----------------- Blitz: What can therapy do for me that screaming in my car for 30 minutes can’t?

---------------- Stolas: Blitz, you know how much I love you… Blitz: Whaddya want? Stolas: A partner with some GODDAMN EMOTIONAL AVAILABILTY!

[getting-spooky-on-a-friday-night]

Mayor Evermore: Rick, you know how much I love you… Rick: Whaddya want? Mayor Evermore: A partner with some GODDAMN EMOTIONAL AVAILABILTY!