#ava incorrect quotes

[hauntedhopeghost]

idk have some incorrect quotes I’m bored and writing random stuff lol-

also I was gonna put colors on here-

swearing on the first quote btw!

Orange: What the fuck is wrong with you??

Yellow: What? No good morning?

Orange: Good morning, what the fuck is wrong with you??

Yellow: My goal is not to be the best, but to inspire someone enough to one day surpass me.

Green: YOU CAN'T JUST SAY THAT EVERY TIME YOU BEAT ME AT CONNECT FOUR!

Green: Hey guys, today Red pushed me, so I'm starting a kickstarter to put them down.

Green: The benefits of killing them are that I would get pushed way less.

Dark: Don't worry, I've got a few knives up my sleeve.

Second: I think you mean cards.

Chosen: They did not.

Dark, pulling out knives: I did not.

After the PVP episode:

Green: What’s up? I’m back.

Second: I literally saw you die. You died. You were dead

Green: Death is a social construct.

Blue: Yellow is choking, I need to call 911 but the 9 button isn’t working!

Red: Turn it upside down and use the 6!!!

Blue: Genius!

Yellow: *stops choking momentarily* What the heck

Mango: Purple, what have I told you about comparing Navy to the Devil?

Purple:... that it’s offensive to the devil????

Orange: Hey guys, I’m making french toast sticks in the oven. I’m gonna take a quick nap, so wake me up in 5 minutes to flip them over.

*5 minutes later*

Blue: Orange,it’s been 5 minutes, time to flip your sticks.

Orange: snnnzzzz...

Blue: ORANGE, YOUR STICKS!

Chosen: Second, you’re in charge!

Dark: Second, can we start a fire?

Red: So I can either do something dumb that could very well get me injured or I can listen to Blue and not do the thing,

Red: Well there’s a clear right answer here.

Red: *proceeds to throw five packs of mentos into a barrel full of diet coke*

[datrbdumpster]

Victim: Don't joke about murder. I was murdered once and it offends me.

[reptilia0freptiles]

AvA/M Incorrectly Quoted: Kilogram of Steel vs Kilogram of Feathers

-Long post-

Red: What's heavier, a kilogram of steel or a kilogram of feathers?

Red: That's right, the steel! Because steel is heavier than feathers.

-Sometime later-

Red: ... what do you mean?

Yellow: They're both a kilogram

Red: But steel's heavier than feathers!

Yellow: I know. But they're both a kilogram

-More time later-

Red: But steel's heavier than feathers.

Green: I know, but look! They're both a kilogram, right? So they're the same.

Red: But look at the amount of the feathers. That's cheating!

Yellow: *chuckles* Oh, but they're the same weight

Green: They're a kilogram!

Red: But steel is heavier than feathers.

-More, more time later-

Red: Second tell them.

Second: They're right. They're both a kilogram.

Red: Oh no. No you're not.

Yellow: What is it you don't get?

Red: *sighs*

Blue: You're right, steel is heavier than feathers.

Red: I don't get it.

Second: So then don't worry about it.

[running2reanimation]

Dark Lord: I got us matching friendship bracelets, and you say I don't care about our relationship.

King: These are handcuffs.

Dark Lord: Yeah, 'cause we're partners in crime!

[caliphoria17]

insp.

[taikoturtle]

x

[pattdork]

Ava, leaning on the counter: Hello beautiful. Come here often?

Beatrice: Is this the part where I remind you we’ve been married for four years, or do I play along?

Ava: Play along!

Beatrice: Okay. Sorry, I’m not interested. I’m married.

[kyuumon]

All natural, babyyyyyy

(X)

[ostropest]

my ko-fi

[jaydendoesartstuff]

Incorrect quotes #1

[buckys-baby-boy]

Thunderbolts* textposts

yelena, you are the prettiest

[hauntedhopeghost]

May or may not be inspired from real life incorrect quote time!

Yellow: Make sure to wash your hands, with soap this time.

Red: Got it!

*Red goes over to the sink and starts squirting dish soap on his hands.*

Yellow: … I meant HAND soap, Red.

Red: What’s the difference?! It’s all just soap!

Yellow: The HAND soap is for your HANDS. Is it that hard?

Blue, walking into the room: Is this why we kept running out of dish soap recently?

Red: IT’S JUST SOAP.

_______________

Dark: I wonder what would happen if someone fell down the stairs?

Chosen: How about we find out?

Dark: Pfft- Do you really think you could push me down those stairs?

Chosen: I was going to suggest that you jump down the stairs but hey, that works too.

_____________________

Ballista, stuck outside the door: Let me in! Let me in!

Hazard: I’m pushing on the door, but it wouldn’t open! It’s locked over on his side!

Agent: ….

Agent: The door opens the other way you morons.

Primal: I say we just leave it outside.

[datrbdumpster]

Something i will never dare post on my main...

AvA incorrect quotes

TSC: Happy Scorpio season. If you have to burn a bridge, do it safely! TDL: With NAPALM!

[reptilia0freptiles]

AvA/M incorrectly quoted

purple: What if I break your trust someday?

Green: Trusting you is our decision

Blue: Proving us wrong is your choice.

[wnincorrect]

*Mother Superion looks at previous Warrior Nuns*: One taught me love.

*Mother Superion looks at Shannon*: One taught me patience.

*Mother Superion looks at Ava, flying in the kitchen, trying to reach Halloween treats from the top shelves, Mary and Camila eating what has fallen*: One taught me kids are fuckinG STUPID, AVA PUT THAT DOWN RIGHT NOW OR SO HELP ME GOD-

[caliphoria17]

insp.