#incorrect Katelena quotes

[noturlondonboy]

Kate: Hey babe? Care to explain why you’re on a cereal box?

Yelena: I- what?

Kate: *holds the box up to show her*

Yelena:

Yelena: I am going to kill Alexei

Kate, snickering: I’m gonna put it on my wall, I think it’s cute

[chaxan08]

Yelena: Our relationship is strictly professional.

Kate, sitting on Yelena's lap: Absolutely, only business.

[floilee]

The girlfriend 👇🏼

[lizzieblopaz24]

Bishova on a chase until they realize that both are in the other car

[loislame84]

Natasha: so what’s your type?

Yelena: I do not have a type. I am just not interested in anybody.

Natasha: everybody has a type. Even you, sestra.

Yelena, rolling her eyes: strong, athletic, smart… someone I can spend some quiet time you know… just hanging out and listening to music.

*Kate enters the room accidentally tripping over the rug while holding Lucky bridal style but managing to not drop him*

Kate: lucky hurt his paw. I had to carry him back. I’m going to order him a pizza.

Yelena, with heart eyes: that one. I want that one.

Natasha: you continue to flabbergast me daily.

[harleyquinn-2509]

Kate: Your pants are unzipped.

Yelena, looks down: No they aren't.

Kate: Would you like them to be?

Yelena: You are such a horndog, Kate Bishop.

[trickarrowsandbatarangs]

Cassie: so you’re…

Kate: I’m Kate Bishop.

Cassie: Right! And where’s Yelena?

Yelena: *from the sofa, cuddling the dogs* I am here!

Cassie: huh. I thought she’d be scarier.

Kate: she’s currently resting.

[rxmqnova]

Kate: You know, Natasha gives Y/N flowers everyday. I wish you'd do that too.

Yelena: Okay.

*later*

Yelena: *gives Y/N flowers*

Y/N: ???

Yelena: I don't know, I'm confused as well.

[deluluisindeedthesolulu]

Yelena : You are the love of my life and I would do anything within reason to make you happy.

Kate : I would be happy if you ate, stayed hydrated and got a reasonable amount of sleep.

Yelena : I said within reason, Kate . How about I murder that guy?

Kate : So murder is in reason but proper self care isn't?

Yelena : Well, duh. What kind of question is that?

[jobethdalloway]

[selfcestmovies]

Yelena, freaking out: What do you mean... Kate has the Darkhold?!

Wanda: She took it back to her loft for safekeeping. Why, what's the worst that could happen?

Yelena: ...This is bad.

Yelena: Kate Bishop and unfettered access to magic are not a good combination.

Meanwhile, Kate: *Has magic for 20 minutes*

[noturlondonboy]

Kate: oh! By the way, if you ever speak disrespectfully again about my wife I’ll kill ya!

Kate: *laughs* sorry! That sounded like a joke

Kate: I will actually kill you.

Yelena:

Yelena: *blushing furiously* how do I marry you a second time

[chaxan08]

Yelena: *feels arms around her waist*

Yelena: *putting a knife against the stranger's throat*

Yelena, turning around: I have a girlfrie—

Kate, already so fucking turned on: Hello, love.

Yelena: Oh, hi girlfriend!

[floilee]

"Why do you ship-" That is exactly why.

[lizzieblopaz24]

Yelena returning home with the guinea pig she saved from the building she herself blew up

[loislame84]

Kate: but I can’t go on this mission without you.

Yelena: why not?

Kate: because stress is hard for the baby.

Yelena: what baby?

Kate: me I’m the baby and being away from you is stressful.

Yelena: … fine I’ll come on this stupid easy mission with you.

Kate, kisses her cheek before turning to leave: best mission ever.

Yelena: do not.

Natasha, smirking: fucking simp.