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turquoisefluff-1767 · 4 months ago
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I'm 13 years too late to the party, but finally listened to the Rockstar album in its entirety and have listened to nothing else in the last 48 hours
If I could get this absolute masterpiece of an album injected into my veins and lyrics tattooed on my brain, I absolutely would
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chigiwigi · 5 months ago
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not-a-kaleshi-saanp · 5 months ago
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Jab tumhe realise ho ki bhenchod ye to degree hi galat hai....but just in the 3 rd year 💀🤡😭
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hum-suffer · 7 months ago
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Best friend's relationship is basically
"awesome girl out of his league
🤝🏼
An idiot boy out of a circus"
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udaasibharikoihaseendaastan · 8 months ago
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Gujia khaane se zyada banane mai maza aati hai meko
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gulaab-jaamun-galaxy · 7 months ago
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No matter how many cold showers I have, I still can’t get you off my mind.
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Hug me violently... Let me pour my soul in... For it has been searching for a remedy...
Speak to me silently... For I know less of the words, But I do believe in the eyes... Speaking of tragedy....
Kiss me blindly... For I am careless, Reckless and thirsty...
And hold me endlessly, For I am longing to see your ribs... And mine getting mingled aggressively...
@wizardcherryblossom 💌
@bareilly-wala-jhumka 💌
कोई बताओ मुझे दवा क्या है, दुआ क्या है, आपने इश्क़ से कत्ल करके मेरा, वो पूछती हैं हुआ क्या है।
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pyaari-naari · 7 months ago
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If you're not laughing together with your partner... 💕
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Are you really in love?
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disdadandon · 3 months ago
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is somebody gonna match my freak?(come watch maine pyaar kiya in the theatres with me)
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natkhat-sa-shyam · 6 months ago
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Perks of dating me: we'll explore streetfoods together.
Cons of dating me: moti ho jaogi😁
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sajra-savera · 4 months ago
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Mood swings during periods so bad that I either wanna kill myself or wanna kill everyone else
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bipdf · 5 months ago
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let me focus on my tinder match instead of this cricket match
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girlivealwaysbean · 1 month ago
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it's not sinking in that today might be the last day in my house and town for many months to come
#like how do i even feel#on one hand im excited because like now that i finally agreed to dads stupid whims he technically will have to give in to things#ive been wanting since FOREVER like going to the gym#plus it's impossible to eat junk food when he's there he won't even let me kacchi maggi because maida hai bimar ho jayegi#and aadhe se zyada din toh pyaaz ye sab nahi kha sakte so it rules out any outside food#which is so good because like i just found out im pre diabetic lol#like borderline sugar like ab kuch nahi kiya toh seedha type 2 diabetes#so i need to eat healthy or ill literally die#i mean eventually but whatever being diagnosed with this in my 20s would kill me#also simply the fear of living with him is so much that i HAVE to study#and i want to now it's high time#but yeah want doesn't really work for me#i read a quote somewhere that 'goals' don't mean anything because winners and losers have the same goals#and i was like WOAH. like the person who gets an all india rank had the same goal as me: to pass the exam with good marks#but they succeeded and i didn't so it's isn't our goals that differentiate us#which ik is obvious but like still idk put things in perspective#anyway yeah that way my life MIGHT be fixed#but there's also living ALONE with my sociopathic FATHER who has more mood swings than me on pms#and being cut off frm the rest of civilisation and yk developed roads and buildings and ice cream shops#i guess it is mostly food ig :( which is good like the most junk food i can eat there is a burger from a nearby stall and that's pretty#much it they literally do not even have havmor or anything in walking distance forget scoop wali ice cream#but i like my bed and i like my ceiling with the stars and i like looking out of my window and knowing that the first ever crush of my life#lives right next to me and i like knowing that ill meet my bestfriend atleast once a month#i don't really love my mom or my brother tbh but idk maybe ill miss them it's weird ive never lived without them#i don't know i really hope that this is like a boot camp kota types experience rather than so much isolation that i sink deep into#depression. but then ive hit pretty shocking lows this year so hopefully i can handle it#my sister did say that when she lived alone with him for a month it was quite peaceful and okay because he usually gets more angry when mom#is around warna mostly he's fine#i don't know i don't know bhagwan ji please ab aur mushkil mat banana life bohot jhatke de chuke ho already ab pls#mujhe apni galtiyo ko sudharne ka mauka dena 🙏
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hannibalismos-jaaneman · 7 months ago
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the sole and devastating problem with monkey man is that it will literally never be able to push past the people who think the concept of the film disrespects hanuman ji to be exposed in an environment where people see it for more than its name.
#raj shitposting#my mother ACTUALLY asked me why the film took hanuman ji as the monkey god to drive the plot when there are monkey gods everywhere.#i was so shocked because wtf all those monkey gods are literally based on hanuman ji besides this is a film about an indian man.#she still thought that it was just disrespecting hinduism so i didn't let her watch past the scene with lucky in the tavern.#like i don't think indians have the tolerance or the right etiquettes to watch this film at all.#which is why i am starting to feel glad it was never released here. indians saale hain hi adipurush ke layak mcbc.#inn logo ko bhakti do to uski batti banakar filmmaker ki hi gaand mein ghusedna chayenge.#inhe violence do to kahenge humare bhagwaan aese nahi the tum log humare bhagwan ka mazak uda rahe ho.#saala chahate kya ho?#tum log behenchod adipurush dekho aur har acchi cheez ko ban hone do.#people view religion as blind devotion rather than something that allows you to connect yourself to your gods.#they don't believe their gods could make mistakes. and they sure don't believe for a goddamn second that their god could be wrong.#i am not saying monkey man is about proving god wrong because it FUCKING ISN'T.#it's about a boy who clung to a story his mother told him as a child in hopes of finding her in the ugly face of the world.#something that would allow him to keep going because that's what hanuman ji would've done. that what his mother would've wanted.#like stop this absolute crap nonsense guys this film does not call the kid hanuman it literally invokes his image to inspire the kid.#HANUMAN JI IS WHAT IS HELPING THE KID FIGHT THIS WAR WITH HIMSELF AND THE WORLD.#he's literally like the krishna to the kid's arjun. he's a guide who talks through the kid's past through his mother's voice.#tum log bajrangi bhaijaan hi dekhlo bhai tumhare andar yeh picture hazam karna ka guda nahi hai.#monkey man#dev patel
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not-a-kaleshi-saanp · 10 months ago
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Darling, YOU YES YOU:-
Are sitting like a shrimp, stop torturing your spine
When was the last time you drank water, reach your bottle and drink water.....NOW
Kitaben khuli hai par phone bhi khula hai...to kripya apne phone ko band karein aur uss kitab ko padhna shuru kare
Pichle 4 ghante se ek jagah par bethe ho, utho aur apne muscle stretch Karo warna cramp aa jaayega
Kabse screen dekh rahe ho, palak to jhapkao warna aankhein sookh jaayengi
NOW...mate stop procrastinating
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celesteablack · 14 days ago
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ye fog hai ya pollution?
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raindropsofloev · 4 months ago
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BAARISH NAHI RUKNI CHAHIYE
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