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not-a-kaleshi-saanp · 5 months ago
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Jab tumhe realise ho ki bhenchod ye to degree hi galat hai....but just in the 3 rd year 💀🤡😭
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ishuess · 5 months ago
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Admin has turned into boss babe after facing all her past in the same kamra✨
I scare the monsters under my bed atp🦾
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justcallmesingham · 9 months ago
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WHY IS SOMEONE BLASTING CHOLI KE PICHE KYA HAI
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hi-avathisside · 10 months ago
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cough and cold hai, yeh sar kyon phatt raha hai mera phir- 🫠 kya bakloli hai
Kya matlab ki main bimar hu yeh bhi meri galti hai😶‍🌫️😤 like why would you even say that
Koi sense hai iss baat ki??
Update: Bc bukhar bhi hai ab shayad
Chai solves everything right- chai peete hain bukhar bhi theek ho jaega
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thegravityblog · 1 year ago
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I offered her to be my mistress. Discreetly. She’s the first person I have observed who deliberately wants to lower her standards day by day. In one year, a person transforms in a progressive way. This chick is the first ever human and I swear who is downgrading herself. My therapist was right about her: “Isko chote logo mein uthna baithna pasand hai”. Chutiya humesha chutiya hi rahega meri faltu energy waste hoti hai. And also, whenever I think about her I get negatively triggered that’s how toxic she is. Matlab andr nafrat bhar deti hai. Saali 0 self-esteem and confidence. Jab kaam tha tab boht badi badi baatein karti thi saali fake, ab himmat nahi hai face krne ki. Jaa tujhe free kia. Kyun? Tu pehle hi mari hui hai. Disconnected from family. Koi stability nahi hai, na physical na emotional. Dhakke khaati hai bss. Shaadi karwadi jaha krni nahi thi. Poori life kisi aur ke sir pe chup chup ke bhaag ke jeeni hai. Ek delusional duniya banai hui hai, sach se bhaagne ke liyeh. Yeh koi life hai? Tujhe toh bhagwaan ne hi sazaa di hai poori life ki because tu andr se dukhi hai. Koi ek thikana nahi hai. Mae kya sazaa dunga tujhe? You’re gone for life. Mera revenge aise hi poora hogaya. Teri life roz downgrade ho rahi hai. Koi dhang ka banda isko poochta nahi hai, kaha mae isko apne business circle se milwata, isko chutiyo ke splendor pe chardhke bakloli hi karni hai. Aisa gadha insaan kaha milega? Jisko koi banda chance de raha hai to upgrade her life in a better way, isko woh chordhke fuddu logo ke beech mein rehna hai. Tu smart smjhti hai khud ko? Lol. Abbey tere se bada dumb insaan I haven’t seen in my life. Gadhi hai tu. Naukrani saali 😂😂 Attitude tab dikhao jab kuch ban jao. Jism bechti hai aur attitude IAS officer ka. Iska chapter close kro yaar poora mind toxicity se bhar jaata hai idk kaise isko jhelte hai log. Ghasti ghasti hi rahegi i pity on her husband bechara kya pata ek accha insaan ho yeh ladki poori life kharab krdegi uski. I feel really bad for him.
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philophi9999 · 2 years ago
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PADHTA LIKHTA JO KOI NAHII HAIN TO LAGTA HAIN ...BAKLOLI SE KOI BHII BAAT MERE GHARR KAA LOG MAAN LENAA..MUH MEIN LE THAAP DE THAAP LAGEGAA...🥳🥳🥳🥳
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ishuess · 4 months ago
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Ishan x Flying Jatt
This has been my Roman Empire since Ishan ka suit is pretty similar to Flying Jatt. Plus bro literally flies behind stumps. I bet this shit was not on ur 2024 bingo card.
Bakloli karne mein toh main sabse aage hoon...dekh lo yeh naya kaarnaama bhi. Pasand aaye toh comment mein bola karoo aise mereko mann nhi krta daalne ka😭
Pucchu this one is for u my flying jatt<3
Nazar na lageeeee🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿
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justcallmesingham · 1 year ago
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so us icse students were talking about bassanio and antonio being gay n shit and my bsf was telling me about them kissing in the movie (?) and this absolutely innocent girl who happens to be my bsf was like ‘wait. but theyre two guys’ and bsf just fucking goes ‘its 2023 aditi stop being homophobic’ and aditi deadass said ‘whats homophobic’ my other friend was like ‘it means youre afraid of houses’
aditi poor girl frantically said 'WAIT IM NOT AFRAID OF HOUSES' the rest of us: oh my sweet summer child
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alexiraphale · 3 years ago
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CHEER FAAD KARKE MAARO SAALO KO YEH KYA BAKLOLI HAI
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shanti-ashant-hai · 2 years ago
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absolutely fucking ready to battle with the sun now abey oh surya dev tanik idhar toh aao tohre daanton me ghoosa maarna hai yeh kya bakloli kar rhe ho
i need an ac fucking taped to my face iss level ki garmi kyu ho rhi hai
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ckrzpk-blog · 7 years ago
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Will get to 1billion views INSHALLAH look at the increasing subscribers.#scamiblees #ohhdalally #respecthijab #Duckybhaiteam#duckybhai #khujleefamily #affanismail #bakloli #shadikrle Love all#pakistanyoutebe army
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lemonade-of-gods · 2 years ago
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Yknow I/R fandom I really gotta hand it to you
You could have coped the normal way by making AU content where ic/hi/go married ruk/ia instead of re/nji and ori/hi/me being in the picture and moved on
But no
You just HAD to not only make AUs where I/R cheat on their spouses and defend it with "cheating happens all the time!!!" as though turning your faves into heartless cunts who would stoop so low was the right decision
(Could have just made them get divorced since they won't start world war 3 by remaining in apparently loveless marriages and then marry each other but nooooo hum log galaxy brain hai sabko chutiya banake hi satisfaction milenge aur phir hum "ye ghatiya cheeze sab karte hai tere kaunse problem hai isme" bolke aur bakloli pehlayenge aur nahi toh kya)
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philophi9999 · 2 years ago
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BUCHKUN KO YE SABB BATANA....ITNAA MAA BEHEN KO MAAR PAREGAA..SABB BHOOL JAAYEGAA...BAKLOLI
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Our Barbie🪓
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philophi9999 · 3 years ago
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ARRE MADARCHODBA KA PILLA...😂😂😂BHAAG BAHINCHODDA..🧠🧠🧠🧠FALTU BAKLOLI ...BAHINCHOD KAHII AUR KARR...
RANDIIYA KAA PILLBA MADARCHODDA..🧠🧠🧠🧠
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shanti-ashant-hai · 2 years ago
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pakistan, well played, you deserve the win :))
AUR SAALE INDIA WAALON YEH KYA BAKLOLI CHAL RAHI THI HUH? YEH KYA THA? JHAPPAD CHAHIYE? BELAN SE MARRUN? YA FLYING CHAPPAL SE SAMAJH AAYEGA? PICHLI BAAR JEET KE OVERCONFIDENCE ME KAR DIYA NA CHUTIYAPPA?
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shahrukhyasini · 4 years ago
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Check it out my new video
"Wo Wapas Agai Hai"
on my Yutube channel "Bakloli 2.0"
Please like share and subscribe ❤
https://youtu.be/NrByCt0GJPk
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