#bakloli

[not-a-kaleshi-saanp]

Jab tumhe realise ho ki bhenchod ye to degree hi galat hai....but just in the 3 rd year 💀🤡😭

[ishuess]

Admin has turned into boss babe after facing all her past in the same kamra✨

I scare the monsters under my bed atp🦾

[hi-avathisside]

cough and cold hai, yeh sar kyon phatt raha hai mera phir- 🫠 kya bakloli hai

Kya matlab ki main bimar hu yeh bhi meri galti hai😶‍🌫️😤 like why would you even say that

Koi sense hai iss baat ki??

Update: Bc bukhar bhi hai ab shayad

Chai solves everything right- chai peete hain bukhar bhi theek ho jaega

[thegravityblog]

I offered her to be my mistress. Discreetly. She’s the first person I have observed who deliberately wants to lower her standards day by day. In one year, a person transforms in a progressive way. This chick is the first ever human and I swear who is downgrading herself. My therapist was right about her: “Isko chote logo mein uthna baithna pasand hai”. Chutiya humesha chutiya hi rahega meri faltu energy waste hoti hai. And also, whenever I think about her I get negatively triggered that’s how toxic she is. Matlab andr nafrat bhar deti hai. Saali 0 self-esteem and confidence. Jab kaam tha tab boht badi badi baatein karti thi saali fake, ab himmat nahi hai face krne ki. Jaa tujhe free kia. Kyun? Tu pehle hi mari hui hai. Disconnected from family. Koi stability nahi hai, na physical na emotional. Dhakke khaati hai bss. Shaadi karwadi jaha krni nahi thi. Poori life kisi aur ke sir pe chup chup ke bhaag ke jeeni hai. Ek delusional duniya banai hui hai, sach se bhaagne ke liyeh. Yeh koi life hai? Tujhe toh bhagwaan ne hi sazaa di hai poori life ki because tu andr se dukhi hai. Koi ek thikana nahi hai. Mae kya sazaa dunga tujhe? You’re gone for life. Mera revenge aise hi poora hogaya. Teri life roz downgrade ho rahi hai. Koi dhang ka banda isko poochta nahi hai, kaha mae isko apne business circle se milwata, isko chutiyo ke splendor pe chardhke bakloli hi karni hai. Aisa gadha insaan kaha milega? Jisko koi banda chance de raha hai to upgrade her life in a better way, isko woh chordhke fuddu logo ke beech mein rehna hai. Tu smart smjhti hai khud ko? Lol. Abbey tere se bada dumb insaan I haven’t seen in my life. Gadhi hai tu. Naukrani saali 😂😂 Attitude tab dikhao jab kuch ban jao. Jism bechti hai aur attitude IAS officer ka. Iska chapter close kro yaar poora mind toxicity se bhar jaata hai idk kaise isko jhelte hai log. Ghasti ghasti hi rahegi i pity on her husband bechara kya pata ek accha insaan ho yeh ladki poori life kharab krdegi uski. I feel really bad for him.

[philophi9999]

PADHTA LIKHTA JO KOI NAHII HAIN TO LAGTA HAIN ...BAKLOLI SE KOI BHII BAAT MERE GHARR KAA LOG MAAN LENAA..MUH MEIN LE THAAP DE THAAP LAGEGAA...🥳🥳🥳🥳

[ishuess]

Ishan x Flying Jatt

This has been my Roman Empire since Ishan ka suit is pretty similar to Flying Jatt. Plus bro literally flies behind stumps. I bet this shit was not on ur 2024 bingo card.

Bakloli karne mein toh main sabse aage hoon...dekh lo yeh naya kaarnaama bhi. Pasand aaye toh comment mein bola karoo aise mereko mann nhi krta daalne ka😭

Pucchu this one is for u my flying jatt<3

Nazar na lageeeee🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿

[alexiraphale]

CHEER FAAD KARKE MAARO SAALO KO YEH KYA BAKLOLI HAI

[shanti-ashant-hai]

absolutely fucking ready to battle with the sun now abey oh surya dev tanik idhar toh aao tohre daanton me ghoosa maarna hai yeh kya bakloli kar rhe ho

i need an ac fucking taped to my face iss level ki garmi kyu ho rhi hai

[ckrzpk-blog]

Will get to 1billion views INSHALLAH look at the increasing subscribers.#scamiblees #ohhdalally #respecthijab #Duckybhaiteam#duckybhai #khujleefamily #affanismail #bakloli #shadikrle Love all#pakistanyoutebe army

[lemonade-of-gods]

Yknow I/R fandom I really gotta hand it to you

You could have coped the normal way by making AU content where ic/hi/go married ruk/ia instead of re/nji and ori/hi/me being in the picture and moved on

But no

You just HAD to not only make AUs where I/R cheat on their spouses and defend it with "cheating happens all the time!!!" as though turning your faves into heartless cunts who would stoop so low was the right decision

(Could have just made them get divorced since they won't start world war 3 by remaining in apparently loveless marriages and then marry each other but nooooo hum log galaxy brain hai sabko chutiya banake hi satisfaction milenge aur phir hum "ye ghatiya cheeze sab karte hai tere kaunse problem hai isme" bolke aur bakloli pehlayenge aur nahi toh kya)

[philophi9999]

ARRE MADARCHODBA KA PILLA...😂😂😂BHAAG BAHINCHODDA..🧠🧠🧠🧠FALTU BAKLOLI ...BAHINCHOD KAHII AUR KARR...

RANDIIYA KAA PILLBA MADARCHODDA..🧠🧠🧠🧠

[philophi9999]

BUCHKUN KO YE SABB BATANA....ITNAA MAA BEHEN KO MAAR PAREGAA..SABB BHOOL JAAYEGAA...BAKLOLI

Our Barbie🪓

[shahrukhyasini]

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[shanti-ashant-hai]

pakistan, well played, you deserve the win :))

AUR SAALE INDIA WAALON YEH KYA BAKLOLI CHAL RAHI THI HUH? YEH KYA THA? JHAPPAD CHAHIYE? BELAN SE MARRUN? YA FLYING CHAPPAL SE SAMAJH AAYEGA? PICHLI BAAR JEET KE OVERCONFIDENCE ME KAR DIYA NA CHUTIYAPPA?

[mensrightsff]

Bsdk answer his simple question and reply with the quotes. Bakloli kyu pel raha hai

— Ninda Turtle (@NindaTurtles) December 18, 2019

[nehakhosla]

पूरे देश इन दिनों चुनावी रंग में रंगा हुआ है। सभी वर्गों के लोग इस चुनाव में खास रुचि ले रहे हैं। लोकतंत्र के इस पर्व में बढ़ चढ़कर हिस्सा लेने के लिए एक्टर्स भी लोगों को जागरुक कर रहे हैं। इसी बीच एक्टर फरहान अख्तर ने भोपाल के लोगों से वोट डालने की अपील की। हालांकि एक्टर यह भूल गए कि भोपाल में चुनाव 12 मई को सम्पन्न हो चुके हैं।

  फरहान ने ट्वीट करते हुए ल‍िखा, 'प्रिय भोपाल के मतदाताओं, यही वह टाइम है जब आप अपने शहर को एक और गैस त्रासदी से बचा सकते हो।' #SayNoToPragya #SayNoToGodse #RememberTheMahatma #ChooseLoveNotHate

  Dear electorate of Bhopal, it’s time for you to save your city from another full-of-gas tragedy. #SayNoToPragya #SayNoToGodse #RememberTheMahatma #ChooseLoveNotHate

— Farhan Akhtar (@FarOutAkhtar) May 19, 2019

फरहान के इस ट्वीट के बाद से ही उनका काफी मजाक उड़ाया जा रहा है। सोशल मीडिया पर उन्हें जमकर ट्रोल किया जा रहा है। कुछ ट्रोलर्स तो उनपर बेहूदा कमेंट्स करने से भी नहीं चूक रहे हैं। बता दें इन दिनों फरहान अपन�� गर्लफ्रेंड शिबानी दांडेकर से रिश्ते को लेकर काफी चर्चा में हैं। बताया जा रहा है कि वह जल्द ही उनसे शादी रचा सकते हैं।

O Dhakkan, Elections were held on 12th in Bhopal. Kyon @Javedakhtarjadu bakloli sikha di ladke Ko Lekin GK nahi sikha payi, Ise bhi madarsa bheje the?https://t.co/vR45wzxv3D

— चौकीदार (संवैधानिक डकैत शाखा) (@Shivam_h9) May 19, 2019

from Patrika : India's Leading Hindi News Portal https://www.patrika.com/bollywood-news/farhan-akhtar-troll-over-late-appeal-on-vote-4591395/