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Happy 4th. Enjoy this cat.
#ooky the cat#don’t really care about the holiday#i watched independence day#ate some chicken#gonna sew and fold clothes#maybe write fanfic
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Please don't put those two together in the same category, the wizard said ...
#sdv#stardew valley#sdv alex#sdv farmer#sdv wizard#sdv rasmodius#stardew alex#stardew rasmodius#stardew farmer#stardew wizard#stardew valley alex#stardew valley rasmodius#stardew valley farmer#stardew valley wizard#i have a friend who said they only ate unseasoned chicken in daily basis#and then protein powder feels like some kind of wizard elixir doesn't it#1.6 SPOILERS#fanart#but i guess everyone also has strange 'rituals' of their own
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humans are funny because we like to eat things that want to eat us. And sometimes it's happening simultaneously, like kiwi and pineapple
#legitimately no reason i should post this#im going to anyway of course#i just ate a kiwi like an apple and it was good#occasionally i do things that remind me of idea that humans are space orcs#which. yeah.#who tf would eat something that dissolves them?#just imagining some human finding a kiwi in space#and it's a known toxin or smth to other people#but the human just says “ooh kiwi! sweet” and snarfs the whole thing down like an apple#cue horrified stares#same with caffeine#chicken scratch#humans are space orcs#i guess
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I was looking through the videos on Facebook and came across one for chicken noodle popsicles
#some people thought it might be a good idea for summer#when you want something cold#but can you imagine you've ate some of it#and then you get a cold noodle or piece of chicken 😬#no thanks
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being eaten by chickens would be an honourable death
#saw this post on fb where some lady was freaking out cos her chicken caught and ate a small bird#chickens will happily eat anything that can fit in their mouth and i love them for it
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I fucking love spicy food. Chicken? Yummy. Chicken but spicy? Now we're talking give me all of it.
#text post#ate some spicy chicken wings and yummy yummy#chicken is best when spicy#tho tbh at this point the usual spicy sauce i get from kfc just doesnt do that much spicy anymore#i think im used to it
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How do you think Jack and Vil will take the whole Playful Land situation with El?
Oh, Jack will be right up there with Lilia and Leona in the sense that he will know the exact moment Eleanora stops breathing and her heart stops beating. Them wolfie ears are a blessing and a curse, lol. He gonna be horrified and even more so at the fact he’s frozen in place and can’t do anything except wait for the Hero Trio and Fellow to return. It’s gonna bother him big time.
Vil… well, let’s just say this event experience carries over into how he treats Eleanora afterward and his reaction to her running away in Halloween Town. (Why was Vil so freaking funny in this Playful Land event oh my GODS I love him) And will also tie into the Pomefiore arc.
El gonna go from “potato who’s paranoid from trauma” to “potato who knew what the hell she was talking about and has thusly been upgraded to clever little potato chip. And he says chip because she absolutely has a chip on her shoulder. Oh wait she is kinda paranoid from the trauma but she’s still worth listening to. No he is NOT going to Overblot everything is fine there is definitely no pattern haha…. Oh shit maybe there is. NO. Absolutely not. Hmmmm.”
It’s gonna be fun :3
#twisted wonderland#twst#vil schoenheit#jack howl#eleanora quince#not as dead right now huzzah. ate some chicken noodle. conked out. current eating eggs and toast. feeling a little more alive now yayyyyyy
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everyone say thank you chicken broth
#i just ate some chicken and stars soup and its the most ive eaten in six days#thank u soup. thank u soup. thank u soup#i dont like this and i hope the meds work bc my body is actively not wanting to work with me anymore#archi wheezes
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Forgot I ate today and I was like “wow I did so well ^_^”
And then I remembered I did in fact eat a lot today
Actually just k1ll me at this point
#tw 3d#tw 3d implied#tw 3d vent#I had just gum most of the day but then my mom told me to make dinner#and whenever dinner is made I have to eat it or my family will question it#so I ate some of the rice and like two bites of the chicken#but I also ate a bowl of cereal while i was waiting for the rice to cook and I don’t fucking know why#and since i didn’t eat my chicken I had some fruit#I ate two strawberries half an apple and peanut butter#ate the fruit bc i saw a post that they’re neg cals#and THEN a fucking cookie#im disgusting#I actually hate myself sm#it’s fine I counted ig#it was still under recommended cals for some1 my age#might try to fast all day tmrw if I can#depends on if my mom gets pizza :/#I hope she doesn’t#might just say I feel sick#idk#4n4blr#4norexla#4nor3xia#light as a feather#light as a 🪶#3d but not sheeren#3d not sheeran#34t1ng d1s0rd3r#3ating d1sorder
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This sure is a sidequest
Oh, this bitch got laid! Good for her I guess?
Huh.
HUH.
Lmao are we roleplaying as serfs in mediaval times or something
Holy fuck I threw my head back to laugh at this and I think my back cracked weirdly I am going to die rn
BRO WHAT EVEN IS THIS GAME
Hell of a way to end this quest. I hope the knight enjoyed her chicken fried rice and the pu-[REDACTED] in this succubus red light district
#guardian tales#i played this quest just after i finished the one where the knight and the mad panda trio get absolutely wasted#since they have this red flush on their cheeks im thinking that they stumbled into here drunk got laid helped yuze find her calling in life#ate some chicken fried rice and then went back to the bar and passed out once again
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Okay in IW Daigo looks like he doesn’t owns ten corporations… now he looks like your brother going to a Korn concert.
he looks like a sad fisherman who listens to korn when he wants to forget how he became a fisherman in the first place
#iw spoilers#snap chats#oh to look like iw daigo ... ive never been to a korn concert (or any concert really) but i do love korn ........#i could be the brother that loves korn ....#wait omg free tags to ramble bout some utter bullshit#yall got any weird eating habits cause. i dont think its WEIRD i just think its funny but i always think of rice and chicken when i eat#like eating cookies and cream ice cream i always try to balance ice cream and cookie.#cause in my head im like 'this is just like eating rice and chicken i want equal parts rice and equal parts chicken'#like i was eating a chocolate chip cookie earlier cause my bro bought some for us and i was like#'oohhh there's too much rice (read: cookie dough) compared to chicken (read: chocolate chunk)'#i cant even remember the last time i ate rice if im so honest ... i dont really eat but when i have lately its been blts or pasta#but i ran out of bacon and tomatoes so itll prob just be pasta this week#anyways. do you guys like sum 41
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Can’t ever beat the garlic bread and a saucey, meaty pasta combo 😭
#ahhhh#my sister is living here now#so her and mom made dinner whhhh#I was so hungry#I only ate two kiwi’s and flaming hots and had been in bed all day because my legs hurt so bad#but we had baked chicken spaghetti sweet potatoes corn on a cob and garlic bread#need to eat some now#rambling#it’s almost 8am…
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earlier i vacuumed my room and took a shower and trimmed my hair and i feel very cleansed..
#i cut a couple inches off.... it was mostly just evening it out a little bit bc the longest parts were very thin/straggly#bc i hadnt cut it in so long#ive only trimmed my hair twice in like 4 years#oh yeah. i also ate some cambells chunky chicken noodle soup
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My little "I think I have food poisoning" has got to cancelling plans, admitting I couldn't do smth I like and crying in the kitchen (three separate things) ain't that grand
#ive also thrown up 5 times in 4 days but haha whos counting that#kill me#im just googling my symptoms at this point it might be mf salmonella i ate some chicken that was absolutely not cooked properly#it was like rlly slimy#eugh#ALSO im on my period now. thats definitely not why im sick but did that really need to happen after being sick for 4 days???#couldn't be next week or smth???#vent post#minor rant
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ive been soooo hungry this week idk whats wrong with me i want to devour three entire pizzas one after the other
#theres a fried chicken place near me that ive been meaning to try out........ i could get some chicken.......#like i eat a meal then 1 hour later im like RAGH I MUST EAT MORE#i just ate and im still hungry.
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you go into grocery outlet to see if they have some toothpaste and cheap blackout curtains to replace the ones your cat destroyed and you walk out with an armenian pastry and fucking fruity ass infused gin even though you literally have gin at home and don't even drink that much
#the other bottle is even still like over halfway full and i really don't drink much at all but it looked good......#could not find any curtains although i did get a replacement shower curtain and i did find some toothpaste#no justification for the pastry though what can i say#today my boss literally was like “i know you're always munching on muffins and things so there's some banana bread if you want” 😭#first of all it's not always it's not my fault you don't give us a lunch break.#second of course i will take it because you know perfectly well how little i get paid fucker i'm not in a position to turn down free food#and then my coworker is like “i noticed you'll eat pretty much anything” well not really i'm just poor and not about to turn down things#like a perfectly good rotisserie chicken some rando brought in! or whatever. if nobody else wants it#as far as i know the banana bread was from a client i'm assuming because i can't imagine my boss either baking or giving it to me#i haven't even eaten a muffin at work in months lmao i often don't eat at all or just one of the little chip bags he puts out#because like i said no lunch break. although today i ate a veggie tray (it was on sale yesterday) hashtag health#the armenian pastry is called a gata btw. if you care. i've never had it before#it's about enrichment in my sad pathetic overpriced enclosure#me
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