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If I obliterated your dashboard would you be mad
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Marcus: 30 centimetres long that time, lots of good data collected over that session
Fred: Thank you guys, honestly big dream of mine, to do it with you guys even better, thank you for this opportunity
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Frederik Vesti ending his first ever rookie fp1 driving for Mercedes
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maybe i’m weird, but i just think the way bosses act when we request time off/go home sick/request sick leave is oddly lacking in empathy and humanity for people that 1) are human beings themselves and 2) employee fellow human beings.
#i just told my boss (with borderline no voice bc i’m quite literally losing my voice) that i need to go home bc i’m sick#and she straight up scoffed in my face#like genuinely#she scoffed#at me#i was fucking mortified#like sorry i’m sick?? i really can’t help it???
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when something really exciting happens in your fic but you r in public so u just sit there like
#the last of us#fanfic#hannibal lecter#stranger things#danny phantom#dp x dc#this is targeted#at me#drake cat#drat#sitting in silence#but fighting demons inside
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I do have an alternative belty ass Glenn song I could do instead too. Maybe if we win I do both who knows.
#I have so much less written for this one#but I love belting#I take one clip of myself and go aw nice :3#it’s cringe to just dump clips tho#so it stays with me unless someone asks me cuz#I’m embarrassed of myself always#ugh#cringing#at me#dndads#dungeons and daddies#polls
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i love when i (a woman) tell men that i'm a gamer and there's this shift, like, i can see that they're about to be condescending af to me by asking "oh, what do you play?" like that matters at all, like playing a game they don't deem "worthy" makes me any less of a gamer lol.
#like sir i don't have anything to prove to you okay?#kindly fuck off#now i will say 'not all men' bc this is true#i have plenty of guy friends who i can talk to about games that aren't asshats#but unfortunately this does not seem to be the norm#i still remember this one time these dudes i worked with were talking about gaming#i think it was like one of those basketball games or something like NBA 2K[insert year]#and i don't play those games because they don't interest me#but i remember they said something along the lines of 'oh what do you play'#and the guy that asked wasn't being a dick he was genuinely interested#so i tell him 'oh i tend to prefer games with a narrative'#and this one ass hole is just like '*laughs condescendingly* games with a narrative? what does that even mean?'#and he's trying to get the other guys to laugh with him#at me#and i just smile at him coldly and go 'you know games that have a story? a plot? like assassin's creed & call of duty & legend of zelda?'#and i genuinely think he did not know what the word narrative meant#that or he is one of those people that just plays sports games or if they play COD it's just like the multiplayer mode#which is totally fine like fr idgaf#play however you want. however makes you happy.#but don't act like idk what i'm talking about when i've been playing video games since i was 9 fucking yo#so anyway#this dude just laughs awkwardly to himself and changes the subject without even acknowledging my response#bc he wanted to make me look stupid and he didn't#and he just goes on to talk about something else#but like#i still remember that#and it still pisses me tf off#anyway this almost happened to me again the other day#but luckily our conversation got cut short lol#ignore me
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(wears binder for several days straight without taking it off) (complains abt ribs hurting)
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you shouldnt eat anything. you're literally repulsive. you're never going to be mentally stable enough for a relationship.
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"Uh...Guardian my eyes are up here-"
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Chat I let y'all down
I gave up 😭😭😭
(talking about talking to my crush btw)
#ITS JUST.#im pissed#not at him#at me#cuz its like#everyone talks to him so easily#WHEN IS IT MY TURN#WHY AM I SO SOCIALLY AWKWARD#WHY TF AM I AUTISTIC#yeah so#i wanna die BUT HES SO PRETTY ISTG 😭😭😭😭
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#Castlevania#Dracula#carl brutananadilewski#shitpost#Dracula tbh more struck me as this#he’s just trying to chill & some jackass#with a whip breaks into his house#ik that ain’t lore accurate don’t come#at me
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tie up a boy and have her sister fuck the boy out of her perhaps
#ask#anon#YOU CAN'T JUST#YOU CAN'T JUST SAY THAT#AT ME#IN MY ASKBOX#ANON ?????#ANON#GUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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My custom phone case came in the mail today. It's so perfect!
#phone case#alice in wonderland#cheshire cat#we're all mad here#at me#custom phone case#galaxy z flip 4#folding phone#galaxy z flip 4 case#i am hilarious
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No, Archer, now is not the time to get back into your Teen Wolf fic!
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I mean the pain is only good if it's cathartic and he's okay. So I'm alright with it for now, I can suffer, because there is the potential promise of relief.
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