#astrology is a weird thing

[yuhi-san]

don't you mean incest-coded?

New discourse: it's actually predatory to date someone with a different star sign than you, because the differences in your personalities means you'll never be able to have exactly the same life experiences, thus leaving a knowledge and power gap between the two of you which will inevitably lead to an abusive relationship!

also if you're a Sag and you're dating a Taurus, that means you're secretly seeking a May-December relationship, which is age gap coded!

[punksocks]

I’ve been on a crazy journey of self discovery this year and I’m about to say the most Capricorn thing I can say- I’ve learned that if folks aren’t on your level you don’t have to make yourself smaller to match them you can just keep it stepping and the Divine will match you up with the right folks at the right time

[fatedroses]

Many things were used to describe the mad hermit of Amaurot: a drunkard, degenerate, cynical, and even monstrous by those who stirred trouble for the newly appointed Azem. But nothing could prepare Emet-Selch for what he would see for himself, when offered a chance to meet the Sun's Shadow.

[cruesuffix]

just found a whole bunch of mick interviews randomly…think this is the most he’s talked throughout the 80’s so i think we should consider ourselves lucky rn.

[occultesotericart]

Astrological Engraving Print

[lith-myathar]

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[ouidamforeman]

every day i see ppl blaming a different type of idea for people treating each other like shit and its more annoying every time. like idk maybe its time to stop believing ideas can control you and that you can magically be poisoned by them. "people are horrible because they believe this!" is actually nonsense its just easier to pretend you can eradicate an idea than it is to acknowledge that people are actually already looking for reasons and excuses to act horrible to others and the idea is picked up as a tool to do that. genuinely so many 'progressive' people believe in evil idea poisoning and it shows lol

[nostalgia-tblr]

started reading about the shakespeare authorship thing and the first argument from a literary person to say Willy S couldn't have written them is "he didn't go to university," at which point i went "oh wow i didn't realise THIS was the level of 'evidence' people meant"

[777astrology]

Things about the Signs i made up

Aries Eros have angry arched eyebrows that give off a sexual allure, almost like sexuality competitiveness. Aries rule the brain, may have brain issues such as head posture and may portray their eyebrows at an angle that makes them seem very arched. Maybe accompanied with Large foreheads and Youthful glow.

Aries Eris generation love being chaotic on social media but eventually tune out.

Taurus Moons can be very lazy if they dont get the appropriate time of beauty sleep. It's not even a physical tiredness, its all being emotional stubborn and being angry about sleep. They may have neck discomfort when sleeping. They have loose control over their throat and have low self esteem about singing.

Gemini Lilith will sleep with your partner and act like nothing happened, like Barbra jean on Reba. If they use their hands for friendly physical intimacy, they want to get deeper into your life. They like to hold things for comedic or emotional relief.

Cancer Midheaven have alot of trauma notoriety but people seek them for nurturing, ego boosting. If a Cancer doesnt play the mother role, things around them will go bad. Their breast tend to be on the flabby side and the nipples different colored.

Virgo Suns have Bigger egos than Leo, they take everything so personal and will hold a grudge for months just because you hurt their pride and self worth. They wont let it go until you apologize with a useful or meaningful gift, Very Materialistic, its part of a routine spell.

Virgo Venus are cursed with sensitive digestion. They appreciate friends who carry hand sanitizer or their meal of the day is ruined. In love, they will literally prioritize odor and scents, they will try to hide anything thats natural with fruity or savory scents, they have a delicious image to maintain. They believe they are what they eat.

Libra Risings cannot be trusted with secrets. They have an honesty that seeks improvement but alot of it is also manipulation and spite. Libra risings are very cheeky and lippy. Cameras and Mirrors distort their self perception and rely on physical eyes to tell them the honest truth. They have perky butts with wide hips.

Scorpio Mars are very sexual freaks who just want to be spanked and choked 3 times a week. At first they are nasty, but then the rush dies down, and seeks emotional intimacy instead. They have very perceptive eyes that can easily bring up flaws and start arguments just for the sake of bullying. They prefer natural hairiness and are open to the feminism take on acceptance of female body hair.

Scorpio Pluto generation are glued to devices. They need to have a screen eating in the morning. At work or during school. in the afternoon, and right before bedtime. Later generations are on to this bad habit and are trying to devoid themselves from it. These people love information, especially underground knowledge. This generation was full of liars and snitches, these people are not afraid to start a stab or stab back, you cannot tame a scorpion.

Sagittarius Jupiter are always sacrificing their time or funds on other people who seem very desperate. They have a higher voice always telling them do whats generous. They can have a hard time accepting help or handouts from others. They tend to have toned or slender thighs that make them appear taller than they really are.

Capricorn Uranus generation love to rock and roll with sex and drugs but may face mental problems later on. They usually have really shiney hair with a halo effect and they like medium length finger nails. Men may be rebellious about their fingernails when little. This generation is high into changing their looks like contours and toners, they get tired of seeing the same old dead look. This generation is also very acne/wrinkle/age self conscious and skin health aware.

Capricorn Neptune generation have weird sleeping patterns if they can't give up coffee. They love white noise especially fans. These individuals have a high expectation for winter because they love sleeping in the cold. They have a fond for spices, fungi and herbs that help them calm their body and mind. This generation praying routine significantly drops when the next one started.

Pisces Saturn are very strict because they dont know what they are doing. They will always over achieve and never feel good enough. They doubt their healing skills but know its somewhere in them, they just like to avoid it or anything mystical for the fear of becoming delusional and homeless. These native's feet may have sexual reactions such as toe curling like a lip bite. This specific sign is known for having frequent nightmares as they later progress in life and are advised to meditate on blessings and protections.

[sunflowervolum-6]

my rings are the sexiest thing about me

[ephemeral-serenity]

scorpio season has been fucking bonkers

[letmeliedown]

just learned the term breadcrumbing & this feels like "ghosting is emotional abuse except when i do it for good reasons" redux. fellas is only contacting people when you have something to say to them abusive

[techs-feral-wife]

Tagged by @corrieguards ✨💕 to do colour swatches of my big 3 Thank you bby<33 yours were so pretty!!

Oooo pretty colors

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[wandofwillow]

sun //Astrology ask-meme

~~sun ⇢ name 5 things you like about yourself?

"You would turn this into a therapy session."

"I...oh here, I'll even write it down so I can tape it to my bathroom mirror. "

"1. I like my hair. I didn't always, but I've grown to love being a natural redhead."

"2. I like that I am bookish. Although, possibly bookish to a fault...we'll dogear that and come back to it."

"3. I am proud of my independence and self-reliance. But perhaps, I am too much so...let's put a dogear there, too."

"4. I have always liked having grown up on both sides of the Atlantic."

"5. Piggybacking on number 4- I am rather proud of my non-traditional upbringing, despite it making me somewhat of an oddity in the wizarding community."

[dcggone]

this doesnt even make sense. you dont think a nonwhite person would have any reason to be uncomfortable being evaluated under an inherently deterministic and discriminatory system that claims it operates on inherent biological truths about a person that cant be changed (and is also 100% dogshit and subject to case by case interpretations)? Like in this racialized world that operates on a made up racial caste system that functions the same way, you cant fathom why a black person would be uncomfortable with astrology? Or were you just itching to unjustly use an accusation of racism to shut down the back and forth so you didnt have to formulate like a real justification of why you like astrology that youre suggesting western astrology is inherently a nonwhite practice (completely untrue) and now are trying to equate blackness with stupidity bc only white people care about having a world view based in reality, niggers on the other hand only understand vibes and thats why we have to base our view off the world off bullshit, bc the outward image is what matters, not the results that arise from our actions.

Like if you want to base your worldview off something you yourself know is fake just do that. why are you bringing all nonwhite people into it and saying that black people are inherently stupid and expecting adults to change what they believe when undeniable evidence shows they should is racist? just say you dont care and you want to play pretend. wtf are you trying to racialize that shit for?

it does still make me insane specifically how many queer people lovingly embrace astrology. I went to a poetry workshop yesterday that was genuinely quite good but also included an option to disclose astrology designations during introductions and so many people broke out some variation of "I'm a [x] sum but I have a [y] placement and it SHOWS" girl no it doesn't. that's meaningless correlation you completely invented the causation

[29121996]

ill b so real w myself: fuck.