#astarion being like - fucking Gale

[dorindameddler]

i've said before that wyll is the companion most likely to let astarion drink his blood and i can't believe it's basically canon when you're playing as astarion

morning after the bite with gale:

with lae'zel:

with shadowheart:

and then wyll:

responding to being bitten in his sleep by flirting with astarion he's such a king

[trashcatsnark]

Rejecting Lae'zel: yeah sorry not interested in you tasting my flesh lol- yeah you can go fuck astarion instead i don't care Rejecting Astarion: Say please.... ha, yeah, it's still a no, but that was funny, anyway... Rejecting Shadowheart: *didn't even realize i did it* Rejecting Gale, Wyll, or Karlach: Oh god, oh god, oh no I'm so so so so so so sorry, I, I really hope I didn't like lead you on- please don't look at me with those eyes, please, oh no, I'm so sorry I'm just doing a different romance right now, I still care about you so so so so so so so much, I'm sorry I'm just a terrible person, I'll be flaying myself alive tonight in penance, I'm so sorry-

[99thpercentile]

every single one of the origin companions is a beautiful, complex individual with a compelling story. and also hot. how the fuck is my bi poly ass meant to cope with only being able to romance one of them at a time?

[wolfsong-the-bloody-beast]

[pacentia]

ok but imagine being pregnant with Astarion's baby and he can smell it on you. You decide to ask Gale to verify with some sort of spell and the guy proceeds to give a long ass college lecture about dhampirs

[sleepy-bear-tm]

Line up to see the biggest disaster duo in the game

[monsterlimbs]

*Gale, after cooking a carefully crafted soup out of 4 fish heads, 6 ithbank and like 2 sticks and somehow making it all come together, watching Mordriel hand off a bowl of soup to Astarion, who doesn't even need to eat the damn soup, Astarion who's going to just feed on Mordriel later tonight because there's no alive animals in the shadow-cursed lands, Astarion who's "playfully" suggested Gale's death a thousand times, Astarion who Gale's not even sure why is downing the damn soup when he can't taste it and doesn't even need it*

[atticollateral]

sighs wistfully

forever done in by pretty boys... how ever will our hero cope.

[asspinkie]

@ everyone who is upset about characters being morally flawed. do you not understand what drives the narrative

[galedekkarios]

"how could anyone ship bloodweave they make no sense at all" did you think about their stories, their motives, their ailments, their shared hobbies, the subtle progression of their relationship throughout the acts, and how very similar they can be despite being different. i know that you didn't but if you had then perhaps you would understand why some people might ship them, especially since a) you can successfully romance them in an origin run thus making it possible, b) astarion already tries flirting with gale unprompted in act 1, and c) you can romance astarion with a good-aligned pc and romance gale with an evil-aligned pc. so, like. what's not clicking

[rielzero]

Some Gale Fluff

With post-game vampire Loki

Gale: *just reading a book, completely immersed in the text*

Loki: *intense, cat-like staring*

Gale: *turns a page*

Loki: *climbs over him and begins to rub his face in Gale's chest*

Gale: Oh- You're a bit chilly, *surprised*

Loki: *plants his face on Gale's chest*

Gale: ..I'm starting to wonder if I have a type. *picturing Astarion having done the same a little while ago* Hmm.

Loki: You're just warm, Gale..

Loki: And you smell nice.

Gale: Thank you for noticing, and new book smell is the best. *whiffs his book loudly* Aah. Perfect Sunday afternoon.

Loki: *snorts, amused*

[maegalkarven]

No, but really, Gale and Astarion as a couple are just:

The man who is very easy to manipulate AND the man who is trying to manipulate him.

And in the end both of them end up being fools while Tara curses and hides her face behind her paws on the background.

[vvitchering]

I’m replaying act 1 (for the fifth time) and when Gale is explaining his condition to you he mentions he’s “never told another living soul” about it, except for Tara. You’re telling me this man shut himself up in his tower for an entire year and didn’t tell anyone why and no one ever bothered to find out? He has so few people who care about him in his life that he fell into a depression and disappeared for a year and NO ONE thought to go and check on him and find out what was wrong? He’s had no one but Tara providing help and support until he meets Tav???????

[perilegs]

oh... you get to sit under the starry sky next to gale even when you're friends with him and not in a romance... karlach has been waiting all her life to touch someone, and now that she can, you can choose not to sleep with her and she respects that and your romance still continues... astarion holds your hand ever so sweetly no matter if you're a friend or a lover... i'm feeling so much love in this game

[dreamstriderart]

I find it incredibly funny that most of the Tav BG3 art that I have seen have Tav vibing or being lovey-dovey with some of the game characters.

Meanwhile, I exist with my Tav, Elias, throwing hands with both most the party; holds Astarion at knife point and fully believing that Gale is some sort of con man. (This is early act1 mind you)

[luna-the-cretar]

So as a way to procrastinate on defeating the final boss in my first playthrough (that motherfucker is HARD), I decided to create a second playthrough of BG3

Just today I managed to save the grove from the goblins AND kill Auntie Ethel (except with less fucking around this time since i actually know what I’m doing lol). AND!!! I actually made some romance progress with Gale (No kiss yet, but we’re GETTING THERE!!!), AND Astarion is friendly enough with me to actually tell me about his relation to Cazador (granted, I accidentally stumbled upon a guy looking for Astarion, and he explained some shit afterwards, but STILL), plus I actually have the option to let him feed from me every night, which is…odd, but whatever

For the record with the Astarion bit, in my first playthrough, Tav didn’t know ANYTHING about Cazador or Astarion (other than the basic shit he tells you after finding out he’s a vamp) until I met up with Raphael in Act 2 (and I think that was mostly bc I just so happened to have him in my party at that moment). Hell, my relationship with Astarion didn’t go above neutral until the start of Act 3! I mean, yeah, my relationship with him is still neutral, but this is more progress I ever made with him the first go around, so