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#c#asked out the pretty man#i got a maybe bc he’s in a facebook it’s complicated situation#but the connetic energy is there#we ended up chatting in his store for a couple of hours and i hadn’t noticed until i left that the sun had almost set#now i just rub my little hands together and manifest#hehehe sneaky chloe is irresistible#it’s funny i keep being called beautiful by ppl i don’t know too well and they say it in an objective way#which really feels great#and he said that to me yesterday too#heheheh i’ve got a dumb little crush and i happy abt it#feeling very bjork in big time sensuality when she says#i know we just met and i’m a bit too intimate but something big is abt to happen
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When you said that the unluckiest person is most hopeful, it reminded me of Nagito Komaeda. If the universe were combined, do you think he would fair well having Anti Cosmo as his anti fairy?
Funnily enough, I feel like it would be Hajime who would have an anti-fairy companion. I mean, he’s surrounded by extremely skilled people! That would attract bad luck in some way for him. Nagito wouldn’t be good food for anti-fairies. Or Fairies. Or Pixies.
...Honestly, Fairies aren’t quite sure what food he produces. It’s like a weird amalgamation of luck, desire, greed, and all sorts of emotions they can’t disentangle. Like a crockpot gone horribly horribly wrong. Eating any bit of that would make any fairy sick.
Eugh. The hell is wrong with that one.
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#fairly oddparents#fop#fop anti cosmo#anti cosmo#danganronpa#nagito komaeda#hajime hinata#asks#itty bitties fop au#this man has been haunting me for. TWO weeks now.#nagito komaeda get the FUCK out of my inbox#GIT#GIT GIT GIT!!!!!#i guess we doing danganronpa now#i dont think there's any fairy that would put up with whatever the fuck he's got going on.#although the fucking. idea of fairies and danganronpa existing in the same plane is pretty fucking hilarious.#i can just imagine hajime's day getting worse and worse#like. imagine showing up to school. Nope. not school. a fuckgin BEACH. and some fuckgin RABBIT shows up and does weird shit#even worse you go to your room and there's a blue bitch in there.#well. i guess it gets even more and more worse what with the killer bear and the friends killing each other thing#but hey! at least you got yourself a weird blue fucking thing that only you can see!!!#and it keeps taunting you every time you do something cringe. and wont even bother helping you with ANY of your investigations.#and nobody has any fuckign idea what youre saying !!!#well except maybe gundam tanaka.
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idk how i want to draw him yet and not ready to make a srs attempt but here's a bad kdj phone doodle lol🚶🏻
#orv#kim dokja#omniscient reader's viewpoint#my art#oh yeah i didnt have ref for this fkdnfn was going off memory of the last (first) time i drew him#i cant do a serious attempt tho bc i havent read the novel so i dont have a clear image of him in my head yet...#(dont want to just copy the webtoon design hastily... if it matches my image thats fine but... idk yet)#my main opinion on the webtoon design is he's too hot/ikemen tho KFJDKDJ (this is what i thought since the beginning)#its like BONES mp100 anime reigen.... kdj is like manga reigen to me /j#but who knows maybe if i catch kdj brainrot i too will start drawing him like a kpop idol out of affection...🤷🏻♂️#like the webtoon artist prob draws kdj pretty bc they love him sm#just like how i draw jys pretty bc of my brainrot...#so who knows maybe that will happen to me too🤷🏻♂️ time will tell#my main opinion on webtoon yjh (no one asked): CUTE BUT WHERES THE T1TTY BEL- *voice muffled as i get dragged away*#(copied most of these tags from twit too lazy to retype the commentary)#EDIT: i call him reigen jokingly bc theyre abt the same age but#kdj is also mob core to me....#in that theyre both protags that dont look flashy and look more like extras/'mob charas'#yet r irrevocably unequivocably the protags of their respective stories#(just as everyone is the protag of your own life! sieze ur narrative! etcetc🖤)#also. both black haired bowlcut havers KJDJS#kdj is reigen coded (derogatory) and mob coded (POS)#hes also a 'con man like reigen..... yep hes def still reigen coded
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Was going to write a little ficlet to go with this, but. Vaccine tiredness is killer.
A little bit of art for the FOP Nature au by @bunnieswithknives. I cannot recommend checking it out enough.
#art#my art#fop nature au#fop#fairly oddparents#fairly oddparents a new wish#fop a new wish#fopanw#fop dale#dale dimmadome#he deserves to die in a dimmaditch#body horror#blood#candy gore#Anyway the concept behind the ficlet was going to be basically about Bramble#(because im a dirty little bitch who shoves their oc where they don't belong)#setting up traps in the forest with the intention of not catching actual deer#but rather the rogue fairy disguised as a deer that the fairy council had warned her to be on the lookout for (aka Flowers)#The Council doesnt really give a shit about Bramble or her forest#they just want to make sure Flowers isn't COMPLETELY unsupervised after the Dale Incident#So anyway Bramble does catch something#and its certainly not a real deer#but he's pretty damn sure it isn't another fairy either#(idk why Dale would be in the forest I guess maybe he just went looking for Flowers to fix this and freaked out and got lost? idk)#Anyway none of that is actually canon to the au ofc it was just in my head#and it gave me an excuse to draw a fucked up deer man so like what else could I ask for
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man remember when that nyt interview w gerard dropped in 2014 and gerard stated directly that they identify heavily with woman and didnt and never could relate to men and the main reaction was people freaking out at gerard using "straight" as shorthand for "attracted to women" while discussing how that attraction was impacted by their struggle with their gender identity
#barry.txt#its also the only time outside of i think one revenge i terview where gerard used the word straight to define themselves#like i remember ppl claiming gerard was lying intentionally bc at that point there were still#huge swathes of ppl and major blogs that thought gerard was a closeted gay man#despite gerard being a not very closeted at all queer person already who shot down multiple ppl online who asked them to#''come out as straight“#and i really think that ppl just kinda let themselves white out the parts they dont like or dont interest them but w no self awareness#like ppl thinking gerards claiming heterosexuality here in whats a pretty vulnerable and complicated response regarding gender#its been like almost 10 years and im still kind of irritated bc tbh it never really stopped happening
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mdlb with art but as the babysitter. tashi booked a spa day but knows he can't be trusted on his own.
he's shy and sweet and blushy around you at first. you make grilled cheese and watch a movie on the couch but a kissing scene comes on and he's suddenly fidgety in his seat his shorts suddenly all pokey. he whines and looks at you with wet eyes as your fingers caress the bump and you're asking if he knows what to do with that...
my clit is rock hard rn I'm not gonna lie to you - tashi has the scene all planned out and you know everything beforehand, arts safewords and likes and dislikes ect. she wants him to have a more active role play partner because with her busy schedule she doesn't always have the time to play mommy. why not hire someone to play mommy for her? and other roles, later - if need be.
watching innapropriate movies with him so he's hard and stiff in his shorts - and because he's innocent - he doesn't know any better - what's cheating to a good little mommy's boy? some pretty lady coos at him and he's melting - letting you pull down his shorts and gasping when you swallow him all down in one go - your throat seems endless - so warm and tight inside and he hits all the way to the back and you don't even need to sputter and pull back - you're able to just keep him there - gently swallowing around him - and he's lost in the euphoria of it - legs coming up to hug your head, hands in your hair - cupping your head -
he thinks he'll have to beg tashi to make you babysit him everyday - you're his new favorite person -
and if the dynamic happens to stretch beyond just art and his cock is still twitching in your warm mouth when mommy gets back home - well. he always wanted to see his mommy play with another pretty girl.
maybe you excelled so well, better than tashi even thought, that you deserve some extra form of payment - a little tlc to that throbbing place between your legs you've neglected all day because you were so focused on pleasing her boy.
sigh <3333
#ask#tw mdlb#can u imagine her fucking you stupid on her strap while art cuddles up next to you and brushes your hair back#tells you how pretty you are <333#and waking up to art cooking you breakfast- out of littlespace - back to being art donaldson the man#and that makes..... you feel tummy flutters.... down there#but its not your place - you're a switch yeah but tashi only wants you for art when hes in that headspace#theres no use lusting for him as a man
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#talkys#honestly genuinely having the little hope i was granted Crushed is rly messing wit me 🫶#im pretty sure its not going to happen anymore#which was always possible but at least i had a Chance ykwim#its also my own fault for getting too hopeful but man i was already daydreaming about living peacefully.#having AC. being able to transition. being able to be Alone. finally being able to learn to cook without my#mom not letting me do so. im so sad. i dont even wanna ask for confirmation on how Over it is bc i dont want to go back to being full doome#it rly would have all lined up perfectly ! like its true‚ easiest way to get job is to know someone and i finally Knew someone#and the position would have been tolerable for me.....!#almost dream job! and a job that wld let me move out!!!#im so sad#igts not the yr of cheye after all i dont think#*i didnt gwt rejected or anything. changes at the workplace made it so i probably wont get to have an interview. didnt make it that far.
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#this is a joke poll#but also i genuine question i asked myself in the shower today#i feel like i got an early start on the whole. horrid terrifying mental state thing#and then i was able to pull myself out of it pretty early too#(based on what other people said. i had gotten out of the worst of it by the time most people like. Start the Bad Years)#(broad generalization)#and then highschool was spent trying to move on from it. but like i didn’t Really move on i was just ignoring it#and pretending it never happened?#and now i’m like. man i didn’t plan this far#and i think i might feel this way for a long time#idk life is full of uncertainties and i think it’s ultimately useless to try and plan it all out#let’s get through this#alright deeply personal post OVER
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and the storm he was driving/washed it away/in the eye there was a silence
#pokemon#swsh#champion leon#rival hop#and!#professor hop#finally. finally the titus was born set can be done and out of my brain#one more item off the list! the very. very long list of things I wanna draw for these lads#its so. the moment I got into swsh I was like okay so titus was born is a leon song right#before you ask no I don't watch netflix shows. I just listen to young the giant like. casually#this set pushed my drawing water brain to the brink... my effect brain too#not as much as last year's october piece also for these two but still! pretty rough!#also Stuff Happened right before I could finish this lmao. we live in a society#but I got it done and it turned out so much nicer than I anticipated lmao I was NOT feeling hop's side until I darkened the bg#gods. I have never stopped being insane abt leon and hop. holds leon tenderly you have been set up to be such a dick#man who lies to himself everyday vs man who trusts until it ruins his whole world#I!! care them!!!! gods!!!! when will I be normal. when will I not spend two weeks drawing One (1) thing for them#a sad awooga for my kids everyone.#okay. I will lay down now. I have much to do tomorrow#have a good night lads! no reason to not shield urself from the rain remember!
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#can i yap for a moment#im extremely sleepy but im feeling very upset and mad and confused#also lowkey questioning whether me feeling all that is justified or if i am overreacting#anyway#made out w a boy tonight#and he wanted to go to his place#and i was like no i wanna stay and dance with my girlies#and he gets upset??#asking why i'd kiss him if i don't wanna hook up and i said i just wanna have fun?#made me feel so stupid#that anger in me led to a little fight with another boy (who was unfortunately very cute) and i just wanted to punch him#i just hate when boys think they're so superior#so i argued with this stupid but hot man#until an ex? friend shows up and he was pretty drunk just yapping about things#anyway he basically told me he'd like to rekindle our friendship#but not in a heyy haven't talked in so long let's meet up again#it was in a heyy let's hang out again got a new big car and moved out of my parent's house 😋#which gave me the ick bc that's why we aren't friends anymore and i told him no multiple times#and got sad bc he was one of my closest friends#anyway and then we left the party#this guy pulls me aside the parking lot#and i was so embarrassed bc there were so many people and they were all looking and i could already see people gossiping about it#and i just wanted to die#and then he just CONFESSES??#gives me flowers and all which is saur saur cute#but i legit have zero feelings for him </3#and have commitment issues and have never been in a relationship and don't wanna be in one#actually grosses me out thinking about relationships </3#the confession was so random and i kinda lost another friendship? even tho i wouldn't rlly consider him a friend we just share sum classes#but yeah boys are so stupid and confusing and i dunno how and why i get myself into these situations :') m sorry just needed to rant </3
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real suffering is learning that the awesome pretty girls in your chem class are also into starkid and you have no way to drop that you know what that is without it being completely out of the blue <//3 i'll just have to settle for liking all of their starkid innit reposts <///3 woe is me
#what's rlly funny is that i don't swear or anything#and keep rejecting everyone who asks me out#so there's this like. image around me at school that i'm ridiculously innocent#which is fair enough in most cases (modern slang & sex references are so weird)#but also it'd be so funny to see their reactions to finding out i listen to like#dirty girl and take off your clothes#& i watch stuff like abstinence camp completely of my own volition#one of then was shocked enough about me listening to heathers#i want her to learn that i too know all the choreo to cup of roasted coffee and every word in npmd <3#LOOK I THINK WE'RE ALL DOING A LEVELS AT THE SAME PLACE#THEY'RE SO COOL AND SMART AND PRETTY AND THEY'RE??? NICE TO ME????#it's crazy#i want to be their fren :)#i feel like if i got into a conversation sith them about starkid i would go so off the rails though#the least normal about it ever#starkid#starkid productions#starkid npmd#tgwdlm#team starkid#hatchetfield#starkid musicals#black friday starkid#trail to oregon#starkid twisted#holy musical b@man#firebringer#etc etc etc#i wonder if they've seen spies are forever..#starkid innit
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bro the feminine wiles aren’t even a joke like. im with that anon who thought hellfire gala charles was a woman when they first saw him bc same, that design is insaaaane (/pos). how could u not think that when u see it lmfao. idk whose choice it was to give him a corset but the hourglass figure + female coded jawline combo do not lie. i saw it on pinterest and i was like ohhh don’t lie to me i know an anime girl when i see one- WAIT PROFESSOR X????
and that’s not even to mention movieverse charles ofc. we’ve all seen james mcavoy and his big sparkly kawaii anime eyes, i shouldn’t have to say it. charles xavier is never beating the allegations, i fear
gonna need this ask hung in the louvre i fear
#fave#snap chats#i think you fully had me at 'big sparkly kawaii anime eyes' like TRUE but vjlKJLKVJAKL#i got this ask while i was out getting sushi with my brother and when i say i was near losing it in our lil booth ajvlkeaklj#female coded jawline is INSANE thats just his face 😭😭😭#the hellfire gala outfit does give off like. Space Girl energy though im not gonna even lie. i think its the halo#and corset /who gave him a corset/ like im the last man to criticize another man wearing a corset i promise#but bold decision to do so right in front of my eyeballs#the princessification of charles xavier needs to be studied im so serious when did this start#i really do think its just the cat suit outfits cause when he's got a suit its different#though.. i was gonna lie but even with the beard he still pretty in FoX#and ill be tbh im still mixed on the beard look like for starters youve reminded me he's blonde and i still think thats illegal#and yet .... his beautiful eyes distract me all the same. like whatever you want bbg you can look like a viking if you want#charles xavier having hair is cursed in general bar the movies and because of that i can only imagine him brunette#but he is my problematic wife so ill love him regardless#it'll be very hard to when he has a terrible brad pitt cut in one universe and wears wigs in the other but thats what loves about#anyway hope everyone had a lovely halloween !! i watched all of S1 of xmen evolution with my bro :)#also if i threw together a quick charles costume then you have no proof of that and esp dont ask our sushi waiter mk thanks#ended the night playing a bit of shadow gen .. if i cried a lil no i didnt thats between me and god ....
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she said, “strangle me instead,
your hands, i want around my neck.”
#megatron#transformers#maccadam#never ask a man his salary . a woman her age . or an artist their art caption’s meaning#heavy rose usage bc i sketched this out right after watching rgutena for the first time . which like . holy shit btw#pretty please listen to the song in link pretty pretty please#it’s one of my favorite songs of all time <3 <3 <3#i NEED more stuff/songs/etc with the vibe of this song holy shit
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Big shot Spamton being flirty but failing on the attempt, pathetically.
(Ps. I take this opportunity to say I love your art! It's very inspiring for me and I bet for others too. ^∇^)💖💖
Credit: Text Box Generator
(Thank you for the compliment! (⁀ᗢ⁀))
#my art#ask answered#answered#spamton g spamton#spamton#big shot spamton#big shot era#deltarune#This should have been done weeks ago but I've had too much crap happen#I'm pretty amused how this one turned out#poor pathetic man/pos#idk who to pick as a subject of his flirting so feel free to use your imagination XD#I just imagine it as some pretty stranger#not anyone that would stick around in his life unfortunately!
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Ghost gifts a single tiny ear loop to Soap one day. Says he noticed Soap had pierced ears. That rings keep from handling a gun or a knife properly. He doesn't make eye contact, tries to hide his face, even as he's already wearing his balaclava.
Soap blinks. Ghost has already given him gifts and only behaved that way for the very first one. He doesn't understand. The earring is very simple, but seems to be made of expensive material and not only covered with a thin leaf of gold.
"Didnae it come with another one?" he says, jokingly.
But Ghost flushes, turns his head, and lifts his mask, only enough for Soap to see the glinting of the other earring on his ear. Suddenly he understands that it's not simply a gift. Ghost favoured practicality, but he wanted to give him a ring.
He grabs his hand as it falls back down.
"Simon, what is this?" he asks softly, not daring to be hopeful just yet.
With his other hand, he reaches out to gently turn Simon's head back towards him. His cheeks and his nose are flushed, it makes the warmth of his dark eyes, generally hidden behind a sneer or a bored expression, undeniable.
He looks nervous. Johnny's heart is beating faster. Could it really be...?
"I know", Simon starts then pauses, uncertain. "I know I'm probably not what you thought you'd have, when you were younger" Soap wants to interrupt, to scoff, to protest that Simon is way better than anyone he could have hoped for, but doesn't. He never wants to cut off his love when he's barely starting to open up.
"I know that I'm not easy to be with some days, that I'm not friendly and easy going like you, like someone you'd deserved to be with." he continues, unconsciously pushing his face more into Soap's hand. "But... I love you, more than I thought I could, and I'd like... I'd like to be with you, for as long as you'd have me..."
Johnny's heart is soaring. He has no idea how to react. He'd have to get all the giddiness out first, and the moment doesn't seem appropriate for jumping around and squealing.
"Officially," Simon continues, voice quieter, out of breath. "If you want to."
A gigantic grin splits Johnny's face. All of his limbs are buzzing, he needs to stand up, to run, to explode something. But he's terrified to spook Simon so instead he just squeezes the hand he's holding rhythmically and moves his feet back and forth.
"Baby, are ye asking me tae marry ye?" Johnny says. He's pretty sure his voice is wobbly, but can't really hear it himself as the blood in his ears is louder than the rest.
Simon's eyes do something, what is visible of his face looks like he has an expression on but Johnny can't analyze it now, doesn't dare to see the hope in his eyes, the pleading in his brows.
"I... Yes, I guess I am," the love of his life says finally. "If you want to. You don't have to."
Soap can't keep himself in check any longer. He's making a high pitched noise, jumping up and down where he's seating on the bed, and throws himself at Simon.
"Of course ah fooking want tae!!!"
Simon lets out an excited giggle, swept in Johnny's mood, and tightens his arms around his lover. No, his fiancé.
This is the best day of his life. He just has to deal with this mission tomorrow, and then they can start to plan everything.
#cod mw2#john soap mactavish#simon ghost riley#ghostsoap#soapghost#and now a bit of angst as a treat :#soap goes on his mission and doesn't return - ghost immediately goes to look for him and only finds traces of a struggle#then price receives a bloody earring and instructions to give out state secrets in exchange for soap#ghost goes ballistic - price doesn't deal with terrorists but has to make them believe he does to gain some time#they need to find where they keep soap - when they eventually manage to rescue him he's in a pretty bad shape and cries when he sees ghost#he looks like he hasn't slept since he was taken and his lobe is covered in dried blood where his captors ripped the earring from it#he sobs in ghost's arms that he lost it#that ghost had given him something so precious and he wasn't able to keep it and ghost knows that it's only because he's been tortured and#sleep deprived but it still breaks his heart & he doesn't know what to do and how to make soap understand that he loves him no matter what#johnny needs a medic and fluids and sleep and stitches and a cast but he can't bring himself to let him go so he just carries him#and doesn't let him go until he absolutely has to even as soap falls asleep on the way back and even as the others look at him with a look#on their face - it doesn't matter anyway soon he'll be simon mactavish and everyone will know#as he's waiting at soap's bedside watching him sleep price comes in and gives him the earring - it's been cleaned and looks good as new#then price asks him if he's invited and after a minute of ghost looking at him with wide eyes he eventually nods#'of course' he says 'we wouldn't be anywhere without you old man'#and price gently punches him in the shoulder#'you have to stop calling me old the recruits are convinced I'm like 50'#and ghost smiles for the first time in a week - he won't stop though - not until he convinces the recruits that price is at least 60
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replaying dao for the first time in 15 yrs and got the sten dialogue where tal-vashoth are referenced for the first time ever in dragon age and
I 100% interpreted this as the tal-vashoth were killing qunari the first time round, which makes sense because it's cryptic and comes after sten describing tal-vashoth as monsters that require killing.
but knowing more qunari lore now I get that this isn't him describing mysterious killings of qunari by tal-vashoth, this is sten describing people leaving the qun and becoming tal-vashoth.
the tal-vashoth take away his colleagues and friends because they are spreading doubt of the qun and causing others to leave as well, and sten is so indoctrinated that to him this is monstrous, and that's how he describes it to the warden but that is not what is happening at all
#dragon age#dao#dragon age origins#sten#qunari#tal-vashoth#mainalias posts#man i fucking love dragon age#this conversation is so short and layered and has so much lore for a culture that is just barely in the game squeezed in#and i was pretty sure but i double checked and of course it was#Mary Kirby#who wrote sten#mwah mwah mwah i will love her forever#my grudge against bioware for firing her and others is eternal#god I love the descriptions of a tyrannical totalitarian culture from a guy who is fully drinking the kool-aid#this is right up there with him telling a high approval warden that he won't look for them on the battlefield#when the qunari come to invade and kill everyone#????? my dude you can't just say shit like that out of nowhere#and if you ask for elaboration he's just like#“don't worry about it”#I WASN'T BEFORE BUT I AM NOW
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