#ask zedaph

[ask-zedaph]

Will you keep running, little sheep?

Will you run to the safety of your herd every time?

We can keep you safe.

🫀

*Zeds eyes dilate as he goes into sheep brain panic*

You’re not my heard! you can’t protect me! Where’s my heard? IM NOT IN THE HEARD!

*he starts running away, stumbling into a random jungle biome*

Get out of my head! YOUR NOT MY HEARD!

*Zed looks around recognizing where he’s at*

NONONONO! Not here! Not Him. Please i’ll go with you just please not Him.

[ask-zedaph]

Putting that on the to do list!

Zedaph is what happens when a pink sheep gains every ingame potion effect at once.

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[tibby-art]

anon i'm obsessed with you for sending me the zedaph ask, pondering it, then coming back to add tango two hours later. anyways i hope u like them o7

[boobilby]

Team Z.I.T.S (why on gods name would you name your team that idk)

[valeriapryanikova]

look at this ^ sheep

[ask-zedaph]

Is a trick question? That just two sheep?

Day 4

Spot the difference

[fence-time]

The ideal relationship

[mxmarsbars]

my piece for the @hermitseasonzine 🎉✨

I absolutely LOVED the dare stick arc and had so much fun bringing it to life!! :D

[ask-zedaph]

Experiment log # 193 - Success?

Subject: spore particles 

Description: A cluster of purple particles contained in a glass file with a cork lid.

Purpose: to learn how the spores will react to an extended period of isolation 

Hypothesis: based on the mushrooms surrounding the Mother spore, I believe that the spores will begin to grow hypha and soon begin fruiting.

Methods: The vial was secured to a table in experiment room B, while two different cameras observed its behavior.

Results: The mycelium grew at a supernatural rate, shattering the vial only 10 minutes after being left alone. It appears that the particles perform mitosis, and then began growing the hypha and immediately fruiting. After the first Mushroomhead was grown, both cameras immediately shattered due to the pressure of particles surrounding them.

Results note: After reviewing the footage again, I’ve come to the conclusion that the spores were looking for some thing or someone. I don’t have much evidence for this conclusion, but I am confident. 

Odd-servations: Before breaking the vile, all of the particles pooled together in an attempt to force the cork lid off. But when that failed, they chose to expand until the pressure broke the glass. Truly a fascinating example of mycelium’s capability of communication!

Conclusion: At the time of writing this log, I have experiment room B isolated, barely containing the infection.

Addendum: I really hope my gas mask was enough to block the spores….

(@ask-mother-spore)

[ask-zedaph]

Oh don’t worry about it Tango mango! there’s a reason I carry a pocket fire extinguisher! Plus, all it took was a nice meal of grass and moss to grow back my wool after the incident.

Have your ender/blaze traits ever hurt anyone by accident?

I feel like there will be at least a couple times because of how dangerous those mobs are themselves

<Tango> Kinda... I feel so bad about it still...

<Tango> I was carrying someone in the nether and I needed to get down from a ledge. Understand I'm fire proof and everything I wear is fire proof. But most people arent... and the person I was carrying I didn't think to give advance warning to when I jumped off into the lava. The screams...

Tango looks distant for a moment before shaking it off and moving on

<Tango> I think that was the worst of it. I've definitely burned Zed a few times just with my normal fire. Probably burned some other people too.

<Tango> as for Enderian traits... I don't have many but I've definitely messed up some redstone circuits with my tail before. It's just a good thing I'm a redstoner so I can fix it and if I can't (if it's Docs redstone) I could always just blame it on Grian :)

[evenmoreevil]

I'd love to see your zedaph for doodle reqs :>

zedaph look out!!!!!!!! oh god he cant hear us he's got his airpods in

[hybbart]

Tama!Tango is cold? Cuddle time?

ZITS Cuddles....

[boobilby]

Oooh maybe Zedaph (or wormman) and Evil X hanging out for the requests please?

Your local superhero and his sidekick, the devil!

[appleblocks]

1C1, 3C2, 4B4, 1B5 with Zed, Impy, and/or Tango? :3c

I need that sweater /silly ~Zedaph

A cardigan for Zedaph coming up!! :D (I hope I got all the right items ;w;)

Cute silly guy!!!! <33

[ask-zedaph]

The voices are loud...I dont want to kill anyone else...I cant hurt anymore of my friends.. please shut up I can't-

- the fairy perked her head up, looking up at zed's home area

Huh...I wonder who lives here-

- the fairy paused, looking around the area

Hello?

-Lizzie @ask-fairy-lizzie

(I didn't know what to put im sorry lmao)

*Zed’s sheep ear flicks at the sound of someone at his door, he carefully clops to his security cameras, only to find a shaken up looking fairy on his screen. So he walks to the door,but it doesn’t open it. it could be a predator after all*

Hello there! May I ask, who are you?  And why are you at my house? 

[ask-zedaph]

Wonderful! I’m happy to help you two lovebirds in anyway I can! Or I guess one lovebird and one love-Enderman-blaze hybrid… anyway, just reach out whenever you want to start treatment! 

Howdy sheriff!

*Zed says in the worst possible, southern accent known to man*

It’s nice to finally meet the cute guy my best friend tango has been telling me about for forever now!

Anyways, don’t take this the wrong way. But I have to do this because it’s in my job description as Tangos best friend!

*Zeds smile and cheerful demeanor, suddenly drop as he grabs Jimmy by the shoulder, quite the feat, considering the height difference*

If you do so much as to make him shed a single smoky tear, I will give you a hands-on demonstration of how I got my medical license revoked. And I will use you as a guinea pig for all of my most unethical, immoral, and frankly diabolical test. Do I make myself clear? 

*he lets go of the death grip he has on Jimmy’s shoulder and gives the poor man the friendliest smile known to man*

Good! Well, since you and Tango both have those funny amnesia problems, you’ll probably be seeing more of me to help treat them. If you so choose to join us for memory rehab!

- @ask-zedaph

[Jimmy was intimifated at first, but was quick to realise what the threats were about.]

"Were i ain't plannin' on it so you've got nothin' to worry about, partner."

[He joked begrudgingly as he rubbed his shoulder.]

"I do appreciate the offer, I'll maybe follow you up on it later."