#ask honey mettaton

[ivyprism]

Aldrich: That’s great, love.

Cyrus moves Morgan off to the side. Kioko is shaking still and is curled up in a ball.

Cyrus: I don’t think Kioko sees this Dolce as a threat. It’s more likely his actions unintentionally triggered something.

Morgan: What are you implying…?

Cyrus: You and I both know the answer to that.

Morgan sighs.

Morgan: And I thought that they didn’t have any problems.

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N: When you’re done with blocking those numbers, do you want to exchange numbers?

Astrea: This is... Rather intriguing. But concerning.

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Hydrangea: I don't mind... But there are a lot of them.

[transprincemlmw]

Halloween- What’s the best costume that you’ve ever had? 

Oh, you asked my favorite question on the list, mon ami~ Because I'm a cosplayer, there's a LOT to choose from >:3

The BEST is probably my Musical Mettaton cosplay, I'll admit the makeup wasn't the BEST, but I'm really limited because of skin allergies to pretty much all costume makeup, so I can't just use silver facepaint and call it a day, I have to take 28 billion extra steps to get a sub-par result. I've gotten better in quarantine at it, just, ya know... Don't have cons to wear it at. Pics from 2 different cons, with the last one being the better one, obviously

The dress train is, like, 3 feet behind me, and it's REALLY fucking GORGEOUS when I'm walking in the dress

But I, however, DID enter in a cosplay contest with my Majora's Mask Link cosplay.

This was back when I was, God, I think I was 16 here? I've outgrown all but the bunny hat, so I have to rebuild it sometime. I remember my dad was NOT happy with how short I made the tunic, but I still was bound and determined to be as accurate as I could with my $25 budget /srs, I didn't get an allowance, so I was limited on moolah

My most POPULAR, so far, has been my namesake, Honey-senpai from OHSHC! People ADORE it when I dress up as him, and I've actually been gifted sweets in this cosplay!

Regular Mettaton EX is very popular as well, especially when I bring my bedazzled chainsaw and my brother dresses up as Burgerpants. I really gotta fix that chainsaw, it's fallen into SUCH disrepair.

Those are probably my best ones, but that may be subject to change, though, I'm currently building 2 of them, Joker from Persona 5 (the coat flows SO gayly in the wind and I adore it so much, I'm REALLY looking forward to that one, it makes me SO gender euphoric because thiefcore, and I don't even have all parts yet), and Spamton from Deltarune: Chapter 2!

Side note, a very DISTANT goal is a cosplay for my Linksona, who is a prince, but my arthritis makes it difficult to embroider, and the gold accents make it kinda necessary, and I have NO idea how I'll do his fucked up little knee guards. But it'd look very cool because princecore, even if no one will have at clue who the hell I'm cosplaying (if you see the second cape to the left, he has 2 designs, one for ceremonial purposes, and one for everyday purposes, but I don't really wanna cosplay the ceremonial one and have people think I'm just doing genderswapped Zelda)

[haveyouseenthisskeleton]

Where would the boys take their girl/boyfriend on a first date?

Undertale Sans - Somewhere a bit fancy because his brother yelled at him because he wanted to just invite you home and hang out. You're in one of Mettaton's excentric restaurants, and you're so awkward as Mettaton clearly didn't get the hint and flirts with you the whole time, trying to separate you from Sans by throwing money at his face so he goes do a comedy show on the scene or something. That's not a very good first date, but with time, you found it hilarious.

Undertale Papyrus - He brings you along to a marathon. Ok, maybe it's because he loves marathons and didn't think that maybe you don't like running. At least he is nice, he waits for you when you are struggling after only ten minutes. It's not your best memory. Papyrus figures you're not the sportive type after that and decides more chill dates will do.

Underswap Sans - He drags you to see a cool cave near the beach. It was fun and cute until the sea level turns up and you both had to hold your breath to not drown as you're waiting for the rescuers. The rescuers said that there were signs all around them asking to not enter this cave. Blue didn't tell them he kinda destroyed them all to not waste the moment...

Underswap Papyrus - Comic con time! You're having a great time waiting in queues for hours to see your favorite celebrities for three minutes! Except you didn't see any because you fainted midway because of how hot it was in the queue and had to be evacuated, yeah. Eh, at least your favorite celebrity carried you to the infirmary even if you didn't see it because you passed out. Honey took a photo of you two for the memories. It's, uh, not the best day.

Underfell Sans - Edge convinced him to have their first date in a zoo and gave them an address. Except it's not a zoo. It's a farm. And not the best of them. There's poop everywhere, you got attacked by an angry goat and Red lost his left hand inside a pig's mouth and had to wait for several hours for the pig to reject it. You both decided to never talk about this date ever again.

Underfell Papyrus - Classic restaurant. He's a very classic guy. It went all well until you choke on a piece of bread and almost die. Thank god your knight in shining armor is here to help! He does the Heimlich maneuver on you and saves you. You also vomit all over his nice suit and he broke two of your ribs. You end the night at the hospital with Edge assuring you it's alright and you both dying of shame and pain in the bed. This is fine.

Horrortale Sans - He promised you he would show you the Underground, so he takes you there. You... Uh... Didn't expect to teleport right in front of human corpses in advanced rotting state. Uh... That's awkward. It becomes even more awkward when after walking in Snowdin you walk in one of Willow's old trap and suddenly find yourself hanging upside down by the ankle to a tree. After that, Oak decides maybe it's best to just hang out in his farm. You never were so happy to see their farm again.

Horrortale Papyrus - He wants to prove you he's not an old man and still has the moves, so he takes you to a nightclub. Both of you realize it's a mistake the second you see everyone in there is naked. To be honnest, neither of you knew naturist nightclubs were a thing. You decide to go watch a movie instead and never talk about that ever again.

Swapfell Sans - You're excited when he invites you to the museum. Well, that is before you realise it's a historical torture museum with a lot of machines and weird tools to hurt and cut pieces of people. Nox is very exciting though and he insists you try to stick your head in the big guillotine and tries the big seat to drown witches. He doesn't understand why you're not that enthusiast about all this. Clearly his idea was better than yours!

Swapfell Papyrus - He bought 2 million rubber duckies and filled his room with it. You sure didn't expect this. Rus screams to you he is hidden in the duckies and that if you want to hang out, you need to find him. You did, but at what cost. As soon Nox comes home, he is screeching hysterically that you have an hour to clean everything or he kills the both of you. You spend the rest of the day and night cleaning Rus' room with him in silence. Awkward.

Fellswap Gold Sans - You went to a medieval festival. It was lovely until Wine drunk a little too much wine and decided to fight you in duel with real swords in front of a very exciting crowd that thought you were just two actors having fun. You spend your afternoon running in circles and begging people for help as they all laugh at you. It ends when Wine finally passes out after one more too much glass. You drag the skeleton home as he's singing salacious songs out loud.

Fellswap Gold Papyrus - You went to a trampoline park, and it was so nice! Until Coffee tries to impress you by doing a triple jump and falls out of the trampoline on the cold concrete floor, almost breaking his neck. You spend the rest of the day screaming at the people who own the place for the lack of safety, and then argue the rest of the night with Wine who won't let go of the fact you attempted to kill his brother. And then Coffee keeps crying, saying he is sorry he is an idiot, and you tell him he is not an idiot and now has to comfort him. Your headache is atrocious.

[ratsoh-writes]

When life gives you lemons…

Sans: you give life ketchup. It’s called bartering.

Papyrus: you make lemonade to share with your friends!! Then ask life for more lemons cause that stuff was nice!

Star: you use the lemons as target practice for your gun, then regret your life decisions when you realize your little bro could’ve made lemon bars.

Honey: dunno? Make lemon bars? Is this a trick question?

Red: you throw them at the neighbors dogs who won’t stop barking at 3am

Edge: you make lemonade and refuse to share with anyone. Especially not dirty *ss brothers who can’t clean up their own dishes

Mal: you dry them out to make a nice cleaner for your kitchen counter

Cash: you peel it like an orange and offer “orange slices” to your friends

Oak: you leave it on your desk and forget about it for two weeks

Willow: you sprinkle a little sugar on top and have it with your morning crepe! Delicious!

Charm: you eat that sucker raw because of a dare.

Sugar: you leave them in the fruit bowl on the kitchen, then go on a shopping spree for more fruits cause the lemons looked lonely

Lord: you debate squeezing one right on your nosy *ss friends pristine white shirt, then remember you actually like said friend

Mutt: you feed a slice to your baby raccoon, tape it, and get her famous on the undernet

Wine: you dry out some slices and put them in decorative candles.

Coffee: you give them to your brother. Who needs lemons these days?

Pop: you feed them to the eels in the creek behind the power plant .

Rhythm: you make a lovely strawberry lemonade for your students! They practiced hard and deserve the treat!

Pluto: you cross breed them with a magical plant to see if you can create a new crop staple, then you get bored and move on to a new interest

Jupiter: you give them to star cause he ran out of lemons for target practice

G: you reject the lemons and demand oranges instead

Green: you politely accept and immediately begin making a thank you letter for life’s generosity. You and life are now pen pals

Peaches: you plant the seeds and grow a lemon empire! Mwahahahahah

Rancher: you throw them at the gosh dang crows who won’t stay out of your field

Snipe: you shoot life. How did you get into my house???

Bruiser: you squeeze the juice into your enemies eyes.

Ace: you leave a lemon on life’s doorstep every morning, then their car, then their desk, then their bedroom pillow. Life spirals into insanity. Just as they’re being carted to the inane asylum, you leave one last lemon in their cell

Slim: you make a poorly timed wattpad “lemon” joke

Butch: you squeeze the juice into your enemies open wounds

Boss: you put the lemon slices on the fish you’re grilling (and flick the juice into your enemies eyes)

Lilac: you are older and wiser, so you leave one lemon aside before using the rest as target practice. But it was all for naught. Your brother needed two lemons to make the lemon bars

Basil: you make lemon bars, but you don’t question why. Life is too short for questions

Rust: you resist the urge to feed the lemons to your kids

Noir: you feed the lemons to rusts kids and laugh at their little scrunched faces

Lush: you resell the lemons as organic for twice the price even though they’re literally just normal lemons

Pepper: you make a lovely face mask to bleach your bones with

Sparks: you squeeze a little lemon juice in your water then act like you’re a fancy actor all day

Salt: you hide your lemons from your psychotic friends

Gears: you enchant the lemons into lemon mettaton. It goes up in flames in two minutes. Dammit

Compass: you sleep with the lemon next to your pillow cause it smells nice :)

[coolpapyton95]

Calm in the Storm

Series: Undertale LGBT Pride Month 2017, Part 1 Rating: G Words: 549 Warnings: none Relationship: Papyrus x Mettaton Read on AO3

Thunderstorms are one of Papyrus's worst fears. Fortunately, he doesn't have to face them alone. 

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Papyrus shuddered as harsh rain beat against the windows. He was cocooned in all the blankets on Mettaton’s bed, trying to shield himself from the howling midnight thunderstorm outside. He flinched at every flash of lightning and curled up more tightly at every crack of thunder.

Since moving to the surface, Papyrus had figured out one of his worst fears. He had never experienced a weather system so loud and overwhelmingly large in the Underground, and every sound was murder on his overly-sensitive hearing. Normally he would retreat to the basement of his house and put on his headphones until it was over, but Mettaton’s penthouse didn’t have a basement, and Papyrus hadn’t brought his headphones.

Mettaton was asleep next to him. Papyrus wanted so badly to wake him for comfort, but he didn’t want to disturb his boyfriend so late at night.

That ended up not mattering, however, since the next crash of thunder shook the entire apartment complex, scaring the robot right out of sleep mode.

He blinked, staring around confusedly until he saw Papyrus sobbing with anxiety. “Papy, dearest, what’s wrong? Is it the storm? Why didn’t you wake me up?” he demanded alarmedly, sitting up and taking the skeleton’s face in his hands.

Papyrus wiped his eyes fruitlessly. “I-I’m sorry, Metta, I just—it’s all too much and I didn’t want to bother you when you had a long day at work today and needed rest—”

“Oh, darling, please, it isn’t a bother at all to help you.” Mettaton kissed his forehead. “I’ll fix this for you somehow, baby. Hold on.”

Mettaton turned on the bedside table lamp and looked around hurriedly for a solution to the problem. He spotted his walk-in closet door. What was it Alphys had once said about fabrics and clothes? That they could help deaden noise, that was it! “Come here, honey,” he whispered soothingly as he pulled Papyrus out of the blankets. He kept his arms around his boyfriend as he led him into the closet and sat him in the corner amongst his clothing. “Stay here a minute.”

Papyrus was perplexed and frightened, but he listened. He watched as Mettaton dragged in the pillows and sheets from their bed and made some sort of nest out of them on the floor. Then the robot brought in his computer and turned on some gentle jazz music.

Papyrus crawled into the blanket nest as Mettaton shut the door tight and dimmed the lights so the room was softly illuminated.

“How is this, Papy?” Mettaton asked as he dropped down next to him.

“S’lovely,” Papyrus murmured faintly, his fear already fading away. The clothes in the closet really did help to cushion the sounds outside, and he could no longer see the cruel bolts of lightning that forewarned of torture to his eardrums.

“Would you like to watch something, or talk, or just sleep?”

“Just—just sleep, I think.”

Mettaton scooted under the blankets and pulled Papyrus flush against him, the skeleton’s head resting on his chest. Papyrus focused on the gentle hum and soothing vibration of the robot’s metal body until he could hear nor feel anything else.

“Thank you for everything, Mettaton,” he whispered.

Mettaton kissed his skull once more. “Anything for you, dearest. I’m always here for you.”

[non-bionical-mecha-dude]

FANDOMS, CHARACTERS, HEADCANNONS, ONE SHOT, FANFICS, RULES & STUFF

Hello! Sorry if this is messy, I just wanted to lay down some ground rules! If you have any questions or asks, then feel free to let me know!

ALSO, KEEP IN MIND, I HAVE ADHD, AND I OFTEN FORGET SOCIAL MEDIA EXISTS, AND MAY DISAPPEAR RANDOMLY. IF YOU DECIDE TO REQUEST SOMETHING, PLEASE UNDERSTAND, IT MAY TAKE ME A LONG WHILE, I APOLOGIZE IN ADVANCE AND THANK YOU FOR YOUR PATIENCE!!

Undertale/Deltarune

Sans

Papyrus

Alphys

Undyne

Temmie (PLATONIC ONLY)

Muffet

Toriel (PLATONIC ONLY)

Asgore (PLATONIC ONLY)

Mettaton

Napstablook (PLATONIC ONLY)

Flowey (PLATONIC ONLY)

Frisk and Chara (PLATONIC ONLY)

Annoying dog/toby (PLATONIC ONLY)

Kris

Susie

Ralsei

Lancer (PLATONIC ONLY)

Noelle

Birdly

Roulx Kard

Seam

Jevil

Queen

Swatch

Spamton

Tasque Manager

The Addisions

Dream Daddy

Robert

Damien

Craig

Hugo

Mat

Amanda (PLATONIC ONLY)

Detroit become human

Ralph

Connor

RK900

Markus

Gavin

North

Stardew Valley

Literally all of the bachelors

Penny

Abigail

Resident Evil Village

Alcina Demitrescu

Karl Heisenberg

Donna Beneviento

Overwatch

Hanzo Shimada

Genji Shimada

Cole Cassidy (Mcree)

Gabriel Reyes (Reaper)

Lucio Correia Dos Santos

Mei

Hana Song (D.Va)

Ashe

Lena Oxtan (Tracer)

Bastion (ONLY PLATONIC)

Jack Morrison (Soldier 76)

My Hero Academia

Katsuki Bakugou

Shoto Todoroki

Izuku Midoriya

Tenya Iida

Denki Kaminari

Ejirou Kirishima

Ochako Uraraka

Tamaki Amajiki

Togata Mirio

Toga Himiko

Mina Ashido

Shota Aizawa

Eri (PLATONIC ONLY)

Ouran Highschool Host Club

Tamaki

Kyoya

Hikarou

Haruhi

Kaoru

Mori

Honey (PLATONIC ONLY)

Seven deadly sins

Ban

King

Gowther

Diane

Gilthunder

Meliodis

Merlin

Dereri

Escannor

Toilet Bound Hanako-Kun

Hanako-Kun

Yashiro

Mistuba

Kou

Tsukagimori

Tsukasa

Aoi Akane (the time keeper)

DeathNote

Mello

L

Light

Misa

Mitsuba

Near (PLATONIC ONLY)

Seduce me the Otome

James

Erik

Sam

Matthew

Damien

Malik

Diana

Harry Potter

Harry Potter

Ronald Weasley

Hermione Granger

Draco Malfoy

Professor Snape

Tom Riddle

FNAF Security Breach (ALL PLATONIC ONLY)

Sunrise/Moondrop

Glamrock Freddy

Montgomery Gator

Glamrock Chica

Roxanne Wolf

DJ Music Man/tiny music man

Wet floor sign bots

Map bot

LotR/Hobbit

Bilbo

Thorin

Tauriel

Thranduil

Legolas

Sam-Wise

Mary

Pip

Aragorn

Gimli

Fili

Kili

Bard

Gladriel

Arwen

TMNT 2012

Donatello

Raphael

Leonardo

Mikey

Splinter (PLATONIC ONLY)

ROTTMNT

Donatello

Raphael

Leonardo

Mikey

April O'Neil

Big Mama

TMNT Bayverse

Leo

Raph

Donnie

Mikey

April

Vern

Mr. Sacks

Casey Jones

Hellboy (2004-2008)

Hellboy

Abe Sapien

John Myers

Johann Krauss

Liz Sherman

Prince Nadja

Princess Nuala

✨Lego Monkie Kid✨

MK

Mei

Red Son

Tang

Sun Wukong

Macaque

Ao Lie

Azure Lion

Spider Queen

✨Sparkles✨ mean I'm currently hyperfixating on this topic at the moment and will have a higher chance of writing for this/these one('s)

While these are not all the fandoms I'm in, these are the ones I'm most comfortable with writing about

Some rules:

I may or may not write smut? I'm not sure since I haven't really done it, but I will NOT write smut for characters under the age of 21

I won't write anything that has to do with the reader being super OP or being half of like, literally everything

When it comes to Y/N being an anthropomorphic animal/human or half of that, if stuff like that is canon in the fandom, then I'll write it (like a half human half monster for Undertale, or a Cat person for TMNT) but if stuff like that just doesn't exist in that world, then I most likely won't write it

I won't write a character being a racist, rapist, homophobic, transphobic or anything like that, those things are fucked up and aren't ok and that character I may write, might be someone else's comfort character and I don't want to ruin a character for someone

I won't write a character as being an abuser, sure, I could say they where abused some way in the past if it is relevant to the fic, but I will not write a character being an abuser themselves, that's just not right

I won't write yandere characters, it just feels to toxic to me to have someone be THAT possessive of someone

If a character is canonically underage, I will not age them up, if a reader or character is being romantically shipped with the underage character, the reader/character must and will be underage as well

(Keep in mind I might add rules or change certain rules)

I can do:

LGBTQ+(THIS ABSOLUTELY INCLUDES ASEXUAL AND AROMANTIC)

Any gender for reader, if not specified, I shall do gender neutral

I will write angst and mental health related topics of asked

I will absolutely 100% write a character or reader with ADHD and other neurodiversities

I can do shipping fanfics! Although, it depends on the characters, but I may be able to write it, even if I don't entirely agree with the ship! AS LONG as it is not anything like AbuserXvictim or MinorXadult or anything like that.

As a writer, I hope that I may advance in my writing skills, as well as have fun with what I write, so, I ask as many requests as your heart's desire!

Remember, I have every right as a writer to deny a request if I'm not comfortable with writing it.

HAVE A GREAT DAY YOU BEAUTIFUL/HANDSOME BITCHES, BROS AND BO BURNHAM HOES! (See what I did there?)

[askfriskandcompany]

How dozs the crew drink their coffee/tea/hot beverage of choice? (Like how much sugar/milk/cream...)

Frisk prefers tea with lots of milk and sugar, or coffee with milk, sugar, and hot cocoa packet. If it’s coffee then the milk will take up more room than the coffee.

Chara prefers black tea, often extra bitter. They will also happily drink black coffee or coffee with one hot cocoa packet.

Asriel likes gentle teas with honey as a sweetener. He prefers tea over coffee, and with coffee he likes to have a very specific amount of coffee, milk, and sugar to achieve ideal flavor balance.

MK prefers coffee over tea and usually goes for very bitter iced coffee. Iced because it works better with straws, and won’t burn you if you spill it. They don’t mind sugar in the coffee, but dislike when the coffee itself isn’t coffee-tasting enough, so when ordering at a coffee shop they may ask to add an extra shot of espresso. Luckily caffeine doesn’t seem to have any noticeable effects on non-boss monsters.

Toriel likes herbal teas such as chamomile for its soothing smell. She drinks coffee mostly for its caffeine, which she as a boss monster can feel the effects of. She adds a little cream or milk to coffee, but very little sugar if any.

Asgore of course likes Golden Flower Tea, but also any similar floral-smelling teas, as well as matcha and oolong. Black tea is his least favorite tea but he’ll still happily drink it. He doesn’t care much for coffee.

Sans isn’t exactly much of a gourmet but he’s been learning to appreciate the subtle aroma of freshly brewed tea, mostly because its something Toriel likes and he wants to appreciate things she’s interested in. He also likes coffee and prefers his specifically with hot cocoa and those weird dehydrated marshmallows that sometimes come in hot chocolate packets but you can also buy them separately in a little dispenser. He sometimes just eats those raw.

Papyrus prefers warm milk. Very healthy. Good for your bones.

Alphys developed a taste for matcha and matcha-flavored things after her trip to Japan.

Undyne likes hot teas. She usually defaults to plain black teas but will also go for chai if it’s available. She will add sugar but usually forgoes the milk or cream.

Gaster likes tea more than coffee.

Hermann likes coffee more than tea.

Mettaton drinks motor oil and glitter.

Napstablook drinks ghost tea.

-TQ

[joost8910]

Welcome to the Fandom (lyrics)

An Undertale-themed Welcome to the Internet parody; sung by Ink Sans. @rainbowsans Here you go; I hope you enjoy this. 

Welcome to the fandom! How are you today?  Anything that brain of yours can think of can be made.  We’ve got countless creators; some better, some worse.  If none of them are interest to you, you’d be the first. 

Welcome to the fandom! Come and take a seat!  Would you like some art of Asgore or a pic of Tori's feet?  There's no need to panic; this isn't a test, haha  Just nod or shake your head and we'll do the rest

Welcome to thе fandom! What would you prefer?  Would you like to see some shipping art? I know you like grillster.  Be happy! Be horny! Be bursting with rage!  We've got a million different ways to engage 

Welcome to the fandom! Put your cares aside  Here's an Undyne burning pasta; here's all of the kids who died  We've got fanfics and comics and animations  And a bunch of colored-pencil drawings of all the different alternate universe Sanses fucking each other

Welcome to the fandom! Hold on to your socks  'Cause that artist that you found just posted art of Sans’s cock It is slimy and off-putting; they just posted more  Don't act surprised; you know you like it, you whore!

See a Paps beheaded, get offended, see a Sans Show us pictures of the children, tell us what’s with Gaster’s hands? Write a theory, ship your dearie, make a comic starring Blooky  Write a Frisk that’s feeling weary; eat a treat and find a needle in your— 

Here's some precious alphyne ship art! You should kill goat mom Here's why Sans would never fuck you. Here's why you should kill them all What’s your fav ship say about you? Take this quirky quiz! Fox created Mettaton to trans-gen-der your kids.

Could I interest you in everything all of the time? A little bit of everything all of the time  You may think the game is dead but fandoms never die! Making more of everything all of the time

Could I interest you in everything all of the time? A little bit of everything all of the time You may think the game is dead but fandoms never die! Making more of everything all of the time

-Musical Interlude-

You know, it wasn't always like this. 

Not very long ago, just before your time  Long before the mii costume, year two-oh-one-five  This was dialogues, roleplay blogs, a comic or two  We set our sights and spent our nights waiting…  For you!  You…  Insatiable you!  You had just found your first AU; the game was barely two  And you made all the things you poured your heart into...  Now, look at you! Oh, look at you!  You~  You~!  Despite e~verything it’s still you.  Your time is now, your inside's out. Honey, how you grew!  [Ink hold his hand out to you]  And if we stick together, who knows what we'll do?  It was always the plan  [Ink hands you a piece of paper]  to put this world in your hand.  [Ink puts a brush in your hand] 

(*Laughing hysterically, maniacally, even*)  [During the laughter, a bunch of anonymous asks asking “When’s the next part?”, “Why have you stopped?”, “Is this dead?”, and similar messages pop up on screen] 

Could I interest you in creating all of the time?  Making more of everything all of the time  Burnout is a tragedy, and boredom is a crime!  Keep on making everything all of the time 

Could I interest you in creating all of the time?  Making more of everything all of the time  The fandom is insatiable, so create ‘til you die!  Anything and everything and  Anything and everything and  Anything and everything and  All of the time!

[battlemaiden13]

Master List 1

Here are links to most of the questions/imagines I’ve answered before. This page is updated constantly and I hope it helps you find what your interested in.

I hope this works 

Asks list 

Skeleton Nicknames If your lost 

Clarification on Syrup and Berry

Mutt Vs Syrup 

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House Next door (or other fanfiction) Specific asks

Thoughts on MC? (As of Hnd Chapter 56, Falling 10, M.A.G.E 5, RTSTZA 5)

HND mc saying “I love you, would you be my boyfriend” (Chapter 55)

The skeletons are just like family to MC (Reaction at chapter 56)

Swimming pool

Pets genders

where the Pets came from 

Pet’s bathroom explained

Doomfanger liking MC more then Edge or Red

What if reader met Berry and Edge First (not Blue and Papyrus) 

Where is HND set? 

Spending time with the skeletons

HND play Among Us

HND in Hogwarts houses 

HND Biggest Fear 

HND Skeletons jobs

HND house blueprints 

HND Kings court if an order was to kiss

HND kings court ordered to twerk 

Finding out about Orange and Syrup’s writing 

God and Goddess high school dating sim in HND

Snipers gift to reader in HND chapter 54

Skeletons rooms

HND brothers interacting with each other 

What would make the HND skeletons cry or get them really angry 

Random Headcanons 

RTSTZA Syrups reaction

RTSTZA have the skeletons encountered any other humans

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Royal s/o Saga

Skeletons Meet their Royal S/o 

Orange and Syrup elaboration

Syrup getting closer to S/o

Princess and the Pauper

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Parent Saga

Skeletons find out they’ve got a human pregnant 

S/o goes into labor early

Child's first word is dad

Taking care of small children

Child is kidnapped

Teaching the kids to deal with bullies

Skeletons as uncles

HT and UF as husbands and dads

Shy Child Trilogy PART 1, PART 2, PART 3

Their child wants them to train them 

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SFW

Headcanons for Undyne and Alphys

Would the Skeletons let a human boss them around? 

Could Humans do Magic?

Explosion scare

Who would be a Food Judge for a cooking contest

Younger brothers first words

Secretly drawing them

How do the skeletons react to you Singing for your food

What would make the boy's Soul glow?

You’re Oblivious

Sans’ personalities cooking skills

You’re ashamed of your Freckles 

Orange and honey food

What does Sniper cook?

S/o is already married PART 1, PART 2

Love Triangle PART 1, PART 2

Cracking bones PART 1, PART 2

Wrong number

Ecto-bodies PART 1, PART 2

Feelings on food trucks

Protective of skeletons brother 

S/o unaffected by the cold

Who would like entertainment venues?

Snippets of Syrup trapping Orange in his sleep

5’1” human physically picking up skeleton

Blue and Red & Berry and Orange Friendship Headcanons

Absentmindedly speak a pun

How they help you through grief

S/o acts as a parental figure towards their own siblings

Sans’ personalities worried about messes attracting bugs

Prank wars

Do the skeletons like hotels or similar things?

S/o is an introvert

Meeting S/o through Frisk/Chara

Clumsy S/o

Crush thinks they might be gay

Glued to skeletons in public 

Favourite tastes in food (Sweet, savory, ect.)

Curvy S/o wears tight clothing

Red with a super affectionate S/o 

S/o makes Red is favourite food to help him after a stressful day at work

s/o is desperate to make Syrup happy

S/o spoils the skeletons

Skeletons befriending a goofy human that tends to stare blankly in random intervals

Ghost Mc headcanons

S/o giggles at everything, even when gravely hurt

S/o dyes their hair but someone says it looks bad

S/o already has a partner but that partner is cheating on them

S/o is basically a walking pharmacy 

Timeline reset/reload before Skeleton met S/o 

Skeletons pretending to be prompts for halloween

Skeletons Feelings on halloween 

#/10 how good are the skeletons at carving pumpkins 

S/o making skeletons favourite food from scratch 

S/o has two very protective guard dogs

S/o is a secret dragon 

Walking in on brother and their s/o being cute 

 s/o having Asperger's/sensory overload?

S/o with a huge scar on their neck from trauma

Vintage Wardrobe 

Lovey dovey drunk

Where the skeletons prefer to live

City slicker S/o prefers small villages 

Overprotective brother

High fives

UF S/o is a professional chef

S/o thinks they are heavy because of something the skeletons said

Combo attacks

Trusting towards humans 

How the skeletons met their respective Undyne and Alphys

card games, computer online/mmos/ mmorpg games, and board games popularity

S/o asks do you want to have a bad time?

S/o who acts like Underfell Papyrus

Doomfanger gets attached to your cats

S/o makes their own custom prosthetics

Who likes Spongebob Squarepants 

Do compliments and praise go to the skeletons head

Who is comfortable walking around without a shirt 

Walking past a sleeping skeleton 

Positivity to cheer up depressed friend

Glomp tackle Friend 

Human bossing them around 

Can humans use magic

S/o gives amazing cuddles

NM, Ink, Dream, Error and Fresh crushing on the enemy 

Planning a Kid’s birthday party

Dream with a Goddess of Balance 

Looney tunes or Animaniacs 

S/o can’t sleep by themselves anymore 

Accidentally ripped skeletons scarf/jacket/bandana

S/o watching christmas movies early

S/o stress cleans from emotional trauma

Skeletons Swimsuits

S/o tells the skeletons they make them feel safe

Skeletons covered in marker

S/o with the same sleep schedule as Orange 

S/o sewed their skeleton a new set of clothing 

What confuse the skeletons about human anatomy 

San’s personalities met the swap version of the fallen child 

S/o acts like a motherly figure 

Orange and Syrup with a S/o with super long hair

Biggest pet peeves

Confused the skeletons when they reached the surface 

S/o never blushes 

S/o has a phobia of doctors and dentists 

Reaction to learning of mosquitos and blood drives 

Growing food 

Syrup drinking maple syrup

Cursed arm 

Bad Argument with S/o

S/o saying they like the skeletons laugh

Karaoke

Skeleton Birthdays 

S/o is easily sunburnt and found passed out in the yard

Classic, Geno, Error, and Fresh, how they act when they are cuddled by their s/o

Neighbour jumps out with a water gun

Which of the skeletons are overprotective 

Mettaton and Napstaton types of actors and musicians 

Do the Skeletons consider themselves professional chefs

MC is a meme lord 

S/o is cold all the time 

Complicated family Tree

Skeletons Favourite bad Movies 

Skeletons as Disney Princesses 

S/o has never been in a relationship 

S/o is suddenly fearful of skeletons 

S/o has an at home daycare

S/o cracking bones 

Grillby Headcannons 

Laughing box in the hand trick

Papyrus and Blue are challenged to a serious rumble 

Would the skeletons let a touch their Ectobody

S/o is expressive in body language 

S/o has tourettes 

Halloween costumes for 2020

Skeletons crush has a crush on their brother 

Do the skeletons need glasses 

Papyrus and Blue cursing 

S/o with an interesting pet

Would Syrup admit he’s a yandere 

The skeletons as Henry VIII wives

Friendship headcannons with a pair of brothers 

Berry and Syrup in a poly relationship 

Dating someone with ADHD

Edge with a Clingy S/o

Syrup with a insecure S/o who craves affection

S/o encounter with a were creature 

Kundere fawning over a pet 

S/o stress bakes 

S/o is very fast with tasks 

[kiokodoodles]

I dunno if I asked before but I've been going to multiple blogs I follow just to ask.

So,what are your favorite headcanons of any characters?

Okay hang on I have a list:

- This one’s multiple characters but when Sans and Papyrus babysit Frisk on a weekend, they invite Undyne and Alphys over for an eventful sleepover involving movies, dramatic and intense pillow fights, and games.

- Another headcanon of mine is that Papyrus also worked at the CORE with Sans, Alphys and Gaster, but he worked in a different department. Also I like the older brother Gaster headcanon.

- I’m always thinking about the Flowey flower pot headcanon and he starts getting along with the others.

- Papyrus, Undyne, and Alphys totally work out with each other although Alphys ends up having to sit down or be carried by Undyne.

- Sans continues the habit of having a bunch of jobs and being in a different place while he’s working when he gets on the surface.

- Sans and Asgore have bi-weekly tea sessions while in the underground and they chat about things.

- Papyrus helps out with Frisk, Toriel, and Asgore with being the monster ambassador when they get onto the surface.

- Mettaton totally floats still since he’s still technically a ghost and diverts all of the reporters’ questions of why he can to Alphys.

- Alphys and Mettaton still have that fan club on the surface.

- Underswap Papyrus will occasionally smoke, but most of the time he’s just eating lollipops that are either honey flavored or citrus flavored.

- Also Underswap and Swapfell Papyrus do this thing where when they’re feeling distressed or embarrassed they pull their hoodie over their heads and pulls the drawstrings. They call it hoodie ville.

- Underswap Sans is a bit more cheerful but he suffers imposter syndrome. He’s also Snowdin’s peace keeper while his brother is sort of known to be a bit of a troublemaker and strange for the inventions he makes. Oh yeah, Underswap Papyrus is a mechanical engineer.

- Underswap Papyrus learns how to properly brew tea from Underswap Asgore and makes it for him and Underswap Sans to calm down.

- Underfell Papyrus became Captain of the Royal Guard to fix how things were. There’s mixed success on how good his plan for fixing things are.

- Underfell Papyrus got his scars from a fight with Underfell Asgore. Also part of his fear with thunder stems from this encounter.

- Underfell Sans and Papyrus bicker, but they still care for each other. Love it when they learn how to show that they do when they get on the surface.

- Underfell Frisk is definitely a daring trickster but also just wants to have friends.

This list is getting too long but that’s what I’ve got! I’m sorry for this ramble!

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Fairytale Complex - [Undertale | Sans x Reader]

[Gender Neutral, Frisk's Parent Reader | Slow Burn]

Chapter Twenty Two | Another Medium (Part 2 of 4)

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"Hurry, ren. We're gonna be late!"

You smile down at Frisk and watch as they tug at the edge of your shirt to try pulling you along with them.

The door's left open, and even though those meant to pick you up for the event aren't here yet, they still urge you to go outside and wait.

"It's only seven, honey." Your thoughts drift back to your video call and Sans's most recent text message, letting you know half an hour later that he'd be here soon. "We've got a few minutes left." You grab their hand and put a stop to their energy, facing their eyes. "Are you that excited about starting school?"

They nod and grin wide. "Even more, if you're gonna be working there, too!"

Your smile falls as you remember the folder Sans had given you. It had been thrown into the farthest corner of your bookshelf that same day, and you'd been too reluctant to look at it any more ever since. You didn't want to take their kindness and help for granted, just as much as you didn't want to forget about your reasons for learning more about monsters. Your godmother was right in terms of you needing to understand them more, so you've established it upon yourself to bring that up during your first, official date night with the skeleton. Understanding the changes being made to the Underground could aid you with the slim chance of finding a way to either halt or delay it from becoming a big tourist attraction, and you could finally be more clear and upfront about your feelings related to the dream -- even if all of that was easier said than done. Not only had you crossed far too many boundaries with him already, but you were still keeping your dubious relationship with him, all while continuing to be wary of him and everyone else for their past. The subtle but no less irate light to his gaze when having your aunt bring up the the Judgement Hall had been more than sufficient for you to try something -- or at least, assist him and every other monster with that process.

In short, hypocrisy's absorbing you bit by bit, and today's your very first attempt at trying to break free from that. Whether you succeed or not doesn't matter. Giving it a shot, on the contrary, does. Even the slightest amount of closure achieved with your research could help in setting your thoughts straight, and -- perhaps -- to finally stop yourself from comparing monsterkind with Jerry.

To put it this way: you couldn't allow yourself one thing if you were allowing the other to continue happening.

After all, why were you willing to engage in a relationship with someone like Sans, when you were still far from forgiving and much less forgetting Jerry over abandoning Frisk for so many years?

Why were you willing to befriend someone like Alphys, who'd been close to ending up in jail due to the failed experiments made on those of her own kind?

Why were you willing to book a night at Mettaton's hotel, knowing he'd once set Frisk into danger greater than any other monster you knew had -- Undyne being a close second?

Even someone like Papyrus brought harm to them once!

"Ren," Frisk calls out, tugging your hand. "You look angry. Are... Are you okay?"

You nod and let out a breath, composing yourself. "I'm fine, honey."

"Are you still thinking about avenging me?"

Your eyes shoot wide open at that, and you can't avoid suspecting they might have the capability of reading your mind.

Regardless of their word choice, you were -- in a sense -- wanting to avenge them from anyone who'd once caused them harm, be it Jerry, the monsters, or the loud and nosy neighbour from next door wondering why Frisk enjoyed playing with action figures just as much as they did playing with princesses.

"Ren!"

Hearing their whine of concern, you snap out of it and look down to see they've let go of your hand, both their arms now outstretched and in wait for your embrace.

"Do you want a hug?"

Your smile returns at that, albeit a bit more melancholic compared to the first time. You get down to their height and pull them in for a hug, sighing when you have them safe in your hold; it feels right to have them close and in your care, no matter how much your mind insists otherwise. The question you brought up back at the Judgement Hall still feels like the most subconscious part of your mind had possessed you, insisting you turn back to how you used to be after Frisk's fall.

"You don't need to protect me that much!" they say, letting go. "I... I know all the monsters well, so I'd tell you if any one of them's bugging me. You don't need to hate them for my sake, and you don't have to compare them to dad, either." Without a doubt, if humans still had the capability of using magic and spells, you would label them a mind reader. "You should get to know them on your own first, and not just based on who they are to me. Because if that's really all up to me, then the only one I don't really like much is..."

At that, they stop; they bring a finger to their chin and tap it twice, delving deep in their thoughts along the way.

"Huh..." Frisk taps their chin again and their gaze turns furrowed, scrunching up the more they think about it. "I mean, I don't really know if I dislike any of them... I just know I wanna have friends!"

You're compelled -- if not, urged -- to argue against that, though your heart stops you from spilling any of those thoughts out. Still, your mind attempts to push through it. Personal feelings couldn't cloud your judgement, if that meant it could bring harm to your child.

"Even if they-"

Hearing the engine rumbling as Papyrus parks close by the sidewalk is a blessing in and of itself; the aforementioned date night with his brother can't get here any sooner. You need to sort your thoughts out once and for all. Almost half a year of waltzing with the seemingly never-ending issue of Frisk's journey and the bonds they made through it was far too much. If you were slowly making friends with those same people too, then you needed to stop this at once. No matter how much you wanted to avoid said confrontation, that had to be done -- for both CPS and reasons beyond.

"You're right." You huff, bring a hand to your forehead, and go lower to massage the brim of your nose. Not a moment after, you fix your glasses, look back to their side, and form a smile. "Thank you, dear."

• • •

You close your eyes just before the monster presses a damp cotton ball to your wound.

Isopropyl makes it sting immediately, yet you're too busy with your thoughts to care about it that much.

"You okay?" Sans asks, meeting your eyes when you open them. "You've been quiet since we got 'ere."

"I'm okay, but..." You think back to how you greeted him with a wave, right as you did with his brother. While the monster before you didn't seem to mind it, you can't avoid the thought of how you used to be with Jerry. It was easier to be more affectionate back then, and it was easier still greeting him with a kiss -- be it a simple one on the cheek or a quick one on the lips. Now, you can't so much as imagine the prospect of doing that with your new partner without overthinking or feeling stressed about it. "I was wondering if we... if we should maybe keep our relationship private -- f- for now?"

He finishes wrapping the bandages and fixes them tight before replying with, "That's fine with me. Did you watch the video?"

"No, I'm..." You grow short of breath at the thought of how many people have likely seen it by now -- how many times it's been shared, and how many more discussions and heated arguments have revolved around it. "I'm too scared to."

You can't bring yourself to look at him any longer, so his expression falls unknown as he suggests watching it together, a question you answer to with a quiet and mumbled 'sure'.

Sans proceeds with a nod and stores all the items used back into the first aid kit before taking out his phone, settling down in bed, and holding your hand with his free one. "Really sure?" he asks, squeezing it once. You reply with an even quieter 'yes' and watch in silence as he clicks on the link sent by what you assume is several people, based on how Undyne, Brenda, and even the man from the train station -- now his friend and your co-worker -- have messaged him the same information, all three left unread. The one he chooses is farther back and dated with yesterday, this one sent by Jerry.

It plays in an instant and the first thing to appear is Asgore's garden, while murmurs are what compose the audio as the one filming shows himself around a field of trampled flowers, these now a mess of broken pots, thrashed earth, and missing rocks. A few others make him company and engage in small talk, though it ends quickly when one of them shouts for everyone to 'get over here quick'. The group does as told, leading for the cameraman to rush along with them out of the garden and into the Judgement Hall. The audio grows quiet as he ventures further, steps and voices now discreet as he films a fuzzy image of two people sitting at one of the benches laid around, with the exception that one sits on top and has their arms wrapped firm and tight around the other. Multiple people urge the cameraman to approach the scene more, making him show you and Sans kissing, albeit of a blurry quality with how much he has to zoom in so as to not be caught. Even the noise is recorded with how silent everything else is, this one mostly composed of hitched breaths and clothing shuffling against each other as you hug him closer. Thankfully, no kissing noises are recorded, something you assume is due to him having a shapeable skull rather than lips, along with how slow and careful your actions are.

The video ends when the kiss does, and it leaves you in the same silence created right before clicking on it.

Regardless, Sans opens up the page it was posted on to reveal more information about the creator.

'Am I the only one who sees something wrong with this stuff? This is the future that awaits us, if we continue to act as if we can live peacefully with these people. Opposing these changes is necessary, if we wish to keep our normalcy. Casual make outs with a being so far from human shouldn't be the norm of our world', reads the caption.

Below, some of the replies read from ones saying the poster isn't the only one who shares those thoughts, to ones who've taken the time to write an entire paragraph about the situation.

'🤢🤮'

'Absolutely not.'

'No, you're not. This is outright hideous.'

'Click here to see my 👄 HOT 🔥 noods 🍝: www.uhohspaghettios.xd'

'Wow, this is just like 1984.'

'Next thing you know, we'll be the ones living in the Underground.'

'I need eye bleach ASAP!!! 😱'

'Yeah, no. Hard pass on whatever the hell I just watched. Why did you even film this?'

'That skeleman is nothing but a closeted cradle-robber. Anyone who's met (Y/N) knows how naïve and childish they are, and them dating someone like that screams bad news. Forget that he's a monster, people! What's more important here's how he's got a liking for them despite that gap -- both mentally AND physically. He should be ashamed for bringing their reputation even further down with this video. At this point, I have trouble believing they'll ever recover from all this.'

'...Ok, but...... Am I the only one who finds this kinda.................. Hot? 👀💦'

'Of course, even a monster would try to have his way with someone like them. Look at how they're dressed!'

'To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand how wrong this stuff is. The degeneracy infesting the Surface nowadays is extremely subtle, and without a solid knowledge of social sciences, most of the immorality will go over a typical person's head. There's also the skeleton's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation -- his personal philosophy draws heavily from George Orwell literature, for instance. People like us understand this stuff; we have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these social rejects, to realise that they're not just ridiculous -- they say something deep about LIFE and SOCIETY. As a consequence, people who see nothing wrong with this truly ARE idiots -- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in the skeleton's existential catchphrase "Genocide is wrong", which itself is a cryptic reference to Er*n Yeag*r from Att*ck on Tit*n. I'm smirking right now, just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as our fight against this backwards evolution unfolds itself on their phone screens. What fools... How I pity anyone who disagrees with you and tries to defend this behaviour. 😂'

At the bottom of it all, a neglected comment reads:

'Not only are you and your companions trespassing in an unsafe location, but your recording shows clear evidence you were damaging former King Asgore Dreemurr's property. You have also chosen to film these people without their knowledge despite them being in a private area, and uploaded the footage to a massive social media platform, as well. This is punishable by law, and I will not hesitate to stand for these people, if they decide to file a lawsuit against you.'

What stands out the most goes beyond the commenter's name, as his profile picture is what captures your attention first, regardless of how well-dressed he appears in the image and how small it is without clicking on it. Sans seems to share the same thought as you, as he clicks on the man's account without thinking twice. It takes some time to load, but when it does, your mouth gapes and you find yourself at a complete loss for words.

'Gerardo "Jerry" Gonzalez Gutierrez del Valle. Family practice lawyer since 20XX. Co-founder of the first Alcohol and Smoking Helpline for monsters. Former quarterback for Ebott U's Football League,' his bio reads.

You're overcome by what feels like an hour of silence before you can process what you've read. The age-old experience of reviewing material from your textbook at three thirty in the morning arrives when you try to read through his profile a second time, then a third. Even his pictures are difficult to process, these a variety of him posing with his co-workers at the newly-opened helpline building, screenshots of his progress with quitting alcohol and his strike of days and months sober, images of him in different suits, and -- last but not least -- a couple of Throwback Thursdays from his glory days, featuring both high school and college memories. It's hard to decide which feeling out of multiple is stronger than the rest, as jealousy combines with the slightest thing you expect out of this discovery: being reminded of the good ol' days. Guilt arrives next when growing aware of your current relationship with the one sitting next to you, even if it's only the thought of how happy you used to be with the man in those pictures before everything went haywire.

"You're... You're seeing this too, right?"

You hear him chuckle and see him agree with a nod, though you can't exactly fall back down to Earth again; were this a dream, you would accept it as such.

"Yeah." The monster looks you over once before adding, "And am I imagining it, or did I catch you smilin' at 'im just now?" He winks.

"So you're telling me you're really not surprised by this, at all?"

"...Touché."

You stand up and give your back to him, irked by his assumption despite him being nothing close to serious about it. "But, please don't think I still like him." Your hands turn into fists at the thought of going back with someone like him, no matter his current intentions. "I still haven't forgiven him, and I still..." Bile rises to your throat as your stomach churns wildly. "I still hate him." Then, you take a pause to gather strength. "And maybe that's a strong word, b- but... It's hard for me to forget that's the same man who once accused me for every little thing that wasn't 'normal' with Frisk, from them running away the first time, to them refusing to call him dad -- even when I never prevented them from visiting him, and e- even when he stopped visiting them first." Your chest shakes as you huff. "I... I still dislike him, and I really hate that I remembered good things about him just now."

Your mouth refuses to shut up and makes you continue on with, "So if I still can't forgive him, how can I make a decision for CPS with so many of you and in so short of a time? I still can't decide what to do, no... no matter how much I've learnt about everyone else." Your throat turns dry, and you find it difficult to swallow. "Hell, it was only yesterday I finally gave into one of my doubts. I thought it twice before asking if you wanted to kiss, but it'd been in my mind for a long while before that."

"You're sayin' the kiss was you decidin' to trust me?"

"Yes."

He scoots closer to your side and furrows his gaze.

"Even after that dream, and even though I started it?"

"Y... Yes." You do the same as him and smile. "I trust you, and... And I know the dream's likely just me overthinking this. One thing's spilling the truth when you're drunk, and one thing's getting... too caught up in your fears -- to the point where you have these warped dreams about someone else, no matter how much they mean to you."

His irises soften in their light, and a hint of culpability seems to fall on him. "Then I'm sorry for bringin' your ex into this." You sit back down with him and hold his hand again. "It wasn't right."

"It's okay."

"Doesn't look that way."

Before you know it, you're held by your lower back, pulled close, and brought down in bed.

He stays on top, gaze focused on yours rather than on your lips or anywhere else suggesting something more.

"Have you found that help yet? Counseling, I mean." His gaze remains the same despite having changed topics so abruptly. "How're ya doin', puddin'?"

"Bubbles and Brenda suggested two recently, but I... I still haven't gotten around to calling either one of them."

"Want me to make you company while you try that now? We've got time."

"...Kiss me first, please?"

He lowers more and presses his teeth to your neck.

"Gladly."

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Ask Box is Open, Character List Below!

Super long list under the cut, all the characters I currently feel comfortable writing for on this blog and their nicknames! Names are grouped by character for easy searching! Feel free to ask about anyone and/or send prompts!

Current limit on characters is 15 per ask.

(Sanses)

Sans – Undertale

Red – Underfell

Blue – Underswap

Black – Swap/Fell

Razz – Fell/Swap

  Bear – Horrortale

Orbit – Outertale

Pop – Dancetale

Guilt – Storyshift

Snow – Altertale

Scythe – Reapertale

  Butcher – “Unreformed”!HT

Straw – Farm!Sans

Colour – Gallery/Painting (WIP AU based on Ib)

Comic – The War We Lost (WIP AU where Monsters won the war)

  Mackerel – Mer!Tale

Salmon – Mer!Fell

Betta – Mer!Swap

Tuna – Mer!SF

Puffer – Mer!FS

Lionfish – Mer!Horror

  Corny – Naga!Tale

Hognose – Naga!Fell

Milk – Naga!Swap

Mamba – Naga!SF

Boa – Naga!FS

Rat – Naga!Horror

  Tarantula – Spider!Tale

Widow – Spider!Fell

Peacock – Spider!Swap

Green Lynx – Spider!SF

Fishing – Spider!FS

Huntsman – Spider!Horror

  (Papyri)

Papyrus – Undertale

Pyre – Underfell

Honey – Underswap

Syrup – Swap/Fell (Purple Inspired)

Canid – Fell/Swap (Red Inspired)

  Doe – Horrortale

Comet – Outertale

Tango – Dancetale

Sweet – Storyshift

Duke – Altertale

Harvest – Reapertale

  Peat – Farm!Papyris

Canvas – Gallery/Painting

Wheels – The War We Lost

  Python – Naga!Tale

Cobra – Naga!Fell

Sand Boa – Naga!Swap

Brown – Naga!SF

Ringneck – Naga!FS

Green – Naga!Horror

  (Toriels)

Toriel – Undertale

Tempest – Underfell

Queen – Underswap

Spear – Storyshift

Flame – Altertale

  (Asgores)

Asgore – Undertale

Trident – Underfell

Dadguy – Underswap

Beaker – Storyshift

Punch – Altertale

  (Undynes)

Undyne – Undertale

Bloodbath – Underfell

Brain – Underswap

Action – Storyshift

Schnaps – Altertale

  (Alphyses)

Alphys – Undertale

Despair – Underfell

Brawn – Underswap

Mono – Storyshift

Cookie – Altertale

  (Mettatons)

Mettaton – Undertale

Megaton – Underfell

Hapstablook – Underswap

Mettacritt – Storyshift

Chainsaw – Altertale

  (Napstableek)

Napstablook – Undertale

Napstablack – Underfell

Napstaton – Underswap

Boogie – Storyshift

Rachet – Altertale

  (Grillbies)

Gribbly – Undertale

Fellby – Underfell

Swirlby – Underswap

Candle – Storyshift

Firework – Altertale

  (Muffets)

Muffet – Undertale

Tuffet – Underfell

Muffin – Underswap

Webb – Storyshift

Merch – Altertale

  (Gasters)

Gaster – Undertale

Faust – Underfell

Nameless – Storyshift

Stripes – Altertale

  (Asriels)

Asriel – Undertale

Bandana – Storyshift

Core – Altertale

Buttercup – The War We Lost

  (Charas)

Chara – Undertale

Hoodie – Storyshift

  (Purple Soul OC)

Violet – Undertale

Plum – Underfell

Sunflower – Underswap

Daffodil – Swap/Fell (Purple Inspired)

Daisy – Fell/Swap (Red Inspired)

  Polaris – Outertale

Maple – Farmtale

Burrow – Monster Version

  Lavender – Surface Tale (In where Violet did not fall to the Underground)

River – The War We Lost

  Siren – Saltwater Mermaid

Silk – Freshwater Mermaid

Canopy – Naga!Tale

Mystery – Wolf!Tale

    (Blue Soul OC)

Sapphire – Undertale

Azura – The War We Lost

  (Yellow Soul OC)

Mustard – Undertale

Sterling – The War We Lost

  (Green Soul OC)

Fern – Undertale

Glen – The War We Lost

  (Orange Soul OC)

Ginger – Undertale

Amber – The War We Lost

    (Cyan Soul OC)

Mazarin – Undertale / The War We Lost

  (Red Soul OC)

Scarlet – The War We Lost

  (Other Green Soul OC)

Basil – The War We Lost

   (Other Yellow Soul OC)

Cyrus – The War We Lost

  Groups

Original 5 (____) = Tale, Swap, Fell, Swap/Fell and Fell/Swap versions of the asked character (Not available for all characters, I’m still figuring some out.)

Active 5 = Papyrus, Pyre, Blue, Black, Razz

Lazy 5 = Sans, Red, Honey, Syrup, Canid

Fallen Souls = Ginger, Fern, Mustard, Mint, Sapphire, Violet

My AU Skellies = Colour, Comic, Canvas, Wheels, Buttercup

The War We Lost Cast = Comic, Wheels, Buttercup, River, Amber, Azura, Sterling, Glen, Scarlet, Mint, Basil, Cyrus

The Kids (Under 18's) = Asriel, Chara, Bandana, Hoodie, Mettacritt, Boogie, Stripes, Buttercup, Mazarin, Basil, Cyrus

[redsoul-kris]

Kris, Susie, and Noelle are back in Hometown, having finished their snacks and parted ways with Ralsei for the day. They're on their way to Kris's house when...

"Hey, Kris," Susie says, pointing towards a small, blue, oddly-shaped house. "Is that... your mom over there?"

Kris and Noelle turn to look with her, indeed seeing Toriel at the front door of the house, seemingly conversing with someone on the other side.

"Uh, yeah I guess," Kris replies. "Let's just meet her at the house then, I don't wanna-"

"Oh come on, Kris, we gotta talk to her! Let's go!" Red mentally interrupts, taking control to run over to Toriel.

"Hey, wait you little-!" Kris hisses, but already Toriel has noticed them.

"Kris, hello!" Toriel greets, a little surprised. "What brings you here, honey? I thought you were with Susie and Noelle."

Red decides to take charge, pointing back to Susie and Noelle, who wave at Toriel. "We're just looking for someone."

"Is that Kris?" a soft voice says from behind the door. "I never knew that was them, Toriel."

"Oh!" Toriel looks towards the door, then back at Kris. "Kris, Mettaton, you two have met?"

"M... Mettaton?" Red internally stammers.

Kris takes control. "Y-Yeah, we've talked a couple times, just through the door like that. I never knew... his name, though."

Toriel giggles. "That is funny, we were just talking about you, honey." She sees Kris flash a look of concern. "Oh do not worry, it's nothing but good things. And Mettaton is right, you certainly are a darling."

Kris awkwardly chuckles, a tad annoyed, but they try not to show it. "Yeah, sure. So um... can I talk to him a bit? He's the one I was looking for, actually."

Toriel looks quizzically at Kris, then looks to the door. "Is that ok with you...?"

"O-Of course, I would be down for a little chat," the voice on the other side says after a pause. Thank you again for coming, Toriel."

"The pleasure is mine. I'll bring one of my snail books next time." Toriel turns back to Kris. "Well, honey, if you two are to chat, I will go and say 'hi' to your friends, okay? I certainly would like to know how Noelle is doing."

Kris nods, watching as Toriel walks over to Susie and Noelle.

"Well! That worked out nicely!" Red chirps in Kris's mind.

"Dude, tell me next time you're gonna pull something like that," Kris shoots back.

"Ok, sorry. But look, we found Mettaton!"

"Yeah, yeah." Kris rolls their eyes. "But stay back now, I'll do the talking."

"Kris?" Mettaton sheepishly asks from behind the door. "Are you still there?"

"Y-Yeah, I am." Kris takes a seat in front of the door, Kris-cross applesauce as usual. "So... what's up?"

[haveyouseenthisskeleton]

NEW CHARACTER - Killer Sans

Backstory : Chara convinced him during after many, many genocide runs that he better joined them or keep suffering eternally. So he did a few genocide routes with them until he was strong enough to kill them in a more definitive way. After that, without a purpose and addicted to murder, Killer kept resetting the timeline, again and again, just so he could feel the adrenaline in the act of killing. Unfortunately, that didn't take long for someone else to actually use his DT against him and slave him to his will: Nightmare. Killer knows he can't really do anything against him, so instead of crying on his misery, he chose to troll the heck out of his goop. Until, during one of his missions, he somehow got stuck in a universe with a hell lot of skeletons. He's glad he can act freely again, but… He knows it won't stay like this forever, so he prefers not getting too attached. And that failed miserably the second he crossed Dune's road. 

Personality : He's a little extrovert shit. He loves to mess with everything and everyone and he often gets in trouble for this. He's a Karen, he's talking behind everyone's back and if you're really insistent and pissed off, he can't repeat himself at two inches of your face. He talks too much for his own good and can't keep a secret more than two minutes. He can't feel much emotions, or at least he made himself believe that, so he can be really rude and cold for no reason, but that's usually a sign he is worry and/or wants to stay alone. He's kinda hard to understand. He can be very protective when he really wants to, but he usually too lazy to want it so don't count on him too much to save you. Between seeing you run naked on the road and reason you, he will only cheer you to run naked on the road.

Job : He's working as a school guardian. He has no idea how he got there or why people thought it was a good idea to let HIM watch over children. So far, he cheered a kid who was breaking the nose of another one and taught the kid what a cigarette is. 

Hobbies : He's reading books to take care of his anger and the inner need he feels to kill Karen when they're talking shit to him. He's working in an animal shelter too. Well, he is mostly petting the cats. He doesn't like poop.

Loves : Cute kitties, stray kitties, giant zoo kitties, gorey TV shows, very dark humor, getting in trouble, starting random cults in town and look everyone fall into chaos, Minecraft, mix the prices in shops, mess with the neighborhood cars, surprise trips.

Hates : People who are staring at him for too long, people who try to tell him he's doing something bad, getting psst-psst with a water atomizer, dogs, eat vegetables, when the candy store is on vacation.

The S/O of his dream : He's not a romance guy, he prefers platonic relationships. He's ace and aromantic. He can roleplay though, and, when you think he finally understands what you meant, he'll break your heart in tiny pieces. 

Dealbreaker : Judging his past, asking why he's missing Papyrus if he killed him, treating him like an idiot child.

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Contacts :

- Family : Dune (adoptive brother, sort of?).

- Best friends : Dune - Rus. 

- Close friends : Oak - Willow - Copper - Chief - Pumpkin - Nugget - Demon - Fang -

- Friends : Red - Coffee - Sam - Ben.

- OK/Neutral : Asgore - Burgerpants - Edge - Rumba - Tango - Error.

- Would better avoid :  Sans - Papyrus - Toriel - Alphys - Asriel - Gerson - Honey - Blue - Moon - Sun - Rambo - Salsa - Creeper - Delta.

- Absolutely hates : Undyne - Mettaton - Muffet -  Nox - Wine - Torpedo - Ink.

- Would kill on sight : Frisk - Chara - Flowey.

[all-just-for-a-moment]

How about Alphys for the Ask Meme you just reblogged 👀👀👀👀

of course! thanks for the ask!!

favorite thing: she’s such a cinnamon roll and i just want to give her a hug at all times . . . like, alphys, honey, you should love yourself as much as i love you :< plus, i can’t get over mew mew kissy cutie. do i want to watch it with her? yes. do i want to see fanart of her with the mew mew figurine and instant noodles? absolutely.

least favorite: i really can’t deny that it’s pretty damn creepy that she has the video feed of frisk’s location?? and then there’s the whole thing about how she reactivated the puzzles in hotland and sent mettaton after them - she had good intentions, but still. there are better ways to make friends ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

favorite line: “mew mew kissy cutie 2 is neither kissy nor cutie. it’s trash. 0 stars”

brotp: mettaton! i also think her and papyrus with their combined sweetness would be a worthy match, but her and mettaton are just too interesting to me. their backstory is really cool?? like she just met this celebrity wannabe ghost and was like “here i’ll make a robot for you to be”??? idk, i wanna see more of them together. also there’s the “mettaton, if you were hurt i would have . . . i would have . . .“ line (or whatever it is)

otp: alphyne should be a no brainer for anyone who knows anything about undertale - so yes, that includes me! their dyamic is really sweet because they’re so different from each other but pining so hard. undyne fucking catapulting alphys into a trash can? relationship goals. gimme some of that.

random headcanon: alphys wrote a 100k word-long self-insert mew mew kissy cutie fanfic that got over 300k views on wattpad

unpopular opinion: dunno how unpopular this is (and it’s technically another headcanon) but. she’s not an innocent bean. she IS a bean, but not an innocent one. she reads smut at two in the morning

song i associate with her: remedy by tiffi

favorite picture of her:

smiley, happy alphys is best alphys

also, this is alphyne but it deserves to be here as well

[neitherlightnordark]

Alphys

[I.D.: Another ask from @aprofessionallurker that continues: "(Undertale and/or Deltarune Alphys to be clear)". End I.D.]

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! let's do undertale!

FAV: alphys so cool alhpys dr. alphys literally everything she does is superior entirely sh's done everything wrong she's so badass she's so smart she's so pretty and cute and awkward and real and she's so smart have i mentioned that Have I mentioned that the way the True Lab is handled makes me warm so much all the time??? alphys. alphys alphys. arguably the best character in undertale and i mean that with all my heart. ALPHYS MY GOD

LEAST: with that being said! i pretend in my mind that alphys writing fanfiction about real people was a joke alphys honey don't

FAV: but alphys is still amazing

CANON: *points at mettaton doing a dramatic speech about alphys tricking us; falls over, explodes,* *swivels to stab a hand at whatever the hell undyne and alphys have going on* *lifts up frisk like that scene in the lion king* *looks at gaster and explodes because that's not even canon* there's a lot

NONCANON: i just think maddy the mew a la mew should have a vaguely hostile yet fond relationship with everyone. especially alphys!! alphys must be so frustrated by her. also that one fic idea that swims up in my thoughts sometimes where alphys accidentally summons jevil specifically from the other timeline and then maddy and jevil duke it out in alphys' front lawn

DAY: hahahahhfhfhaff. ahafhfahahfhfahdahfaahfhaffa. ahhafhfahafhhafhfahafhafhfahfahhfahafhafhafhafhafh.fdjsfdfd sjfjdfsdfs.d fsjsfdnfdsndfsnkdfsnjkdsffdsnsdfsdfnjfsddfs fdsnkdfs jfdskdfsjnjdfsknjdfsndfsknfd (< has watched anime)

DAY AGAIN: no but seriously god i'd be happy to talk extensively about the shows we're into and how they differ along timelines, maybe i could even dig out some of the ancient shows she likes and we'll watch them together, and she's so cool she's literally so cool, where are the alphys hangout fics if we wrote an undyne x reader one i can do an alphy

FACT: playing through undertale while Knowing alphys is sorta conning you but also not is just the funniest friggin thing everything makes so much more sense and the weird disconnect that alphys has with you and how she's trying to have everything make sense just clicks