#ask honey mettaton

[underhoneyau]

Part 9: Question by: RedditUserissus

"hey mettaton do you still talk to blooky?"

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[haveyouseenthisskeleton]

Hey I was wondering if you could do something with toriel and a few of the senses, what if Frisk came into the underground and didn't speak English? What if they could only speak a language like Spanish? How would Toriel and Sans react and how would they deal with the situation?

Undertale Sans - He didn't notice before his little threat at MTT Resort. It's not like the kid is really talkative in the first place. But when after reminding them they could have died, they just blinked at him in complete confusion and awkwardness, he understood something was weird. Frisk is just too polite to tell him they didn't get any of whatever he just said lmao. So, uh... They nod to please him??? Sans is surprised they take it so well, so he tries to trick them by asking if they like Mettaton's weird green tutu. The kid nods as well. He thought they were deaf before hearing them talk to Toriel as they were all standing at the end of the cave. That makes a lot more sense. Sans feels kinda like a clown though as it's now obvious the kid didn't understand anything he said, even his speech in the Judgement Hall. Man, he worked hard on it, not cool.

Undertale Papyrus - Well, that's awkward. Papyrus didn't realize the child was not talking their language before their "date," where Frisk talked to him. Now, Papyrus is good at planning things and following simple rules in a book. However, he is not good at unexpected events. Papyrus just... stares. in complete silence. For a solid twenty minutes. Frisk eventually decides to leave, and Papyrus finally sighs in relief. This date was intense, but not the way he thought it would be. His autism needs a break for a few minutes lol.

Undertale Toriel - She was a bit confused when she asked if they like butterscotch or cinnamon and they just answered some weird thing. She thinks the kid is not able to talk yet lol. So, that's a problem when Frisk comes to her to ask how they can leave and Toriel just coos at them and pets their head. Frisk is so frustrated.

Underswap Sans - Blue is not the most patient person with children in the first place. But still, his puzzle is not that hard! Why are they looking at him in complete confusion? Eventually, he screams at them the answer, pissed off, but that doesn't seem to help either. He gives up. That's Honey's problem now lol. Humans are more intelligent in Undyne's human history books. He's disappointed.

Underswap Papyrus - He's already stressed because promising Asgore to watch over the human and actually watching over the human are two very different things, but the fact that the kid doesn't understand when he runs after them screaming to avoid them getting killed by Alphys is giving him so much anxiety he feels like he's going to die. COULD YOU STOP RUNNING TO YOUR DEATH FOR TWO MINUTES? CAN'T YOU SEE HE'S TRYING TO HELP?! That's the last time he accepts to be a human's guardian!

Underfell Sans - He doesn't like it. He feels like the kid is insulting him somehow, but he can't prove they're insulting him. Why would they look at him like that otherwise? There's no way in hell they want him to be their friend, so they must be mocking him, he decided. He's going to complain even more that he has to protect them or some shit, and beat their ass twice as hard in the Judgement Hall.

Underfell Papyrus - He tries to communicate with drawings to explain to the human that he wants to fight them and possibly kill them so he can take their soul. All Frisk sees is a drawing of Edge, a drawing of themself and a heart between the two of them. Frisk hugs Edge and tells him they love him too. .... Frisk uses a friendship attack, it's very effective! Edge is KO.

Horrortale Sans - He ignores Aliza. What do you want him to do? He killed them. Several times. That didn't work. He's too old, angry and sour to care about some random brat that doesn't want to be eaten like the others. His brother can take care of this.

Horrortale Papyrus - He thought he was very clever by encouraging you to go in his oven with wide gestures, but turns out that the child actually understands what he wants and doesn't want to do it. How come you didn't understand anything he said to you the last three hours but you understood that? He's bamboozled. FINE. He guesses he will help you or something since you beat him.

Swapfell Sans - That's ok. The terror of being chased by a royal guard in full armor is enough of a universal language. Nox has no difficulty making the kid understand what he wants.

Swapfell Papyrus - Uh. He tries to mimic the kid's language, and somehow, in two hours, he's fluent in Spanish. That's not that hard. He's not sure how he did that, it just happened? He doesn't understand why the kid is so shocked. Isn't it how you learn a new language? At least it makes things easier.

Fellswap Gold Sans - He's so disappointed. He got told his whole life that humans were evil master minds that could destroy monsters in an instant, but he asked the child for their soul and they just smiled at him and nodded???? Don't you realize he wants you dead??? Don't you have any survival instinct? What's your problem??? Wine can't kill that child, it doesn't feel right. They don't even know they're going to die, that's ridiculous. And that's how Wine accepts to guide you to the Barrier, just because somehow you managed to confuse him. You have no idea what's going on, but he looks nice!

Fellswap Gold Papyrus - He wanted to be friendly but then you started summoning a demon or something and suddenly he's not so sure you're friendly anymore. You know what? Just wait here, he'll come back. Coffee leaves and runs for his life, not noticing the kid is hanging to his hoodie, having fun.

[hotpinkboots]

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~"System Overheat"~

(Pt. 1/2)

(Queen x Fem!Reader Oneshot)

THERE'S HARDLY ANY QUEEN FANFIC??? NOT on MY WATCH darlings this is not okay

Summary: Queen is delighted to see you at her party.

Note(s): Reader is said to be wearing a dress (specifically the dress that Orange Addison sells aka Mettaton's dress), reminder that Queen is like 7-8 freaking feet tall, Queen and (Y/N) are stupid as hell and in love, I only use a tiny bit of grammar for Queen so good luck, part 2 coming soon 🤭

How Long It Took To Write: 3 hours

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"OHOOOOHOHOHOHO!"

Queen's boisterous laugh echoed down the hall. Swatchlings were bustling about, preparing food (which mostly consisted of battery acid pies, microchip salads, and spaghetti made of wires), and serving guests. Two Swatchlings had gasped at your beauty and insisted on walking you into the party, your arms linked snugly with theirs.

Other guests at the party wore nothing fancy. They all came as they were.

But not you.

You wore a beautiful periwinkle and sky blue gown. It felt cheap, slightly itchy, but it looked like it was worth millions. You felt glorious, you looked glorious. You were glorious. Heads turned as soon as the Swatchlings used their free hands to push open the large doors that lead into the Great Hall.

Queen, who had been in the middle of sipping from her fifth glass of battery acid, stopped everything she was doing to stare across the room at you. Her jaw dropped, her screen flashed a shocked "OMG", and she stood up abruptly. In doing so, she almost stepped on Nubert.

The Swatchlings unlinked their arms from yours to bow at the approaching Queen. Each then politely told you to enjoy the party, before they departed to help the others serve and clean. You waved goodbye to your escorts, then looked up as Queen's comically tipsy sounding voice spoke to you.

"(Y/N) Sweetie Honey Darling Gravy You Look Stunning"

"Lovely"

"Perfect, Even"

"..."

"In Fact You Are Stealing My Spotlight How Rude Of You" she prodded you in the arm playfully with her knuckle, so hard that she accidentally sent you stumbling backwards a step.

You gave a scoff of pure amusement, and quickly restabilized your balance. You opened your mouth to give a playful retort and a compliment to her in return, but you were unable to get a single word in before she started blabbering again. Even more delighted by her ridiculous ramblings, you humored her, and listened while she began going on and on about the most absurd things.

"Do You Happen To Be Lacking In Potassium Because I Ordered Bananas The Other Day And Meant To Type "5" But One Of The Tasques Jumped Onto The Keyboard And Accidentally Sent An Order For 5,936 Bananas. We Now Have 5,936 Bananas And I Do Not Know What To Do With Them. They Are Currently In Their Own Room Undergoing Professional Peeling"

"Did You See That New Swan Boat In The Free Pool That's Why I Asked About Your Favorite Bird The Other Day (But I Forgot So I Just Got The Swan Because Swans Are Pretty And You're Pretty Too)"

"Did You Notice That I Bought Myself New High Heels They Are The Exact Same As Every Other Pair I Own But Shinier. I Also Bought You A Pair So We Can Match- Oh Wait That Was Supposed To Be A Surprise LOL Dang (Damn)"

"Okay Enough About Me Let's Talk About You Have A Seat"

You blinked. All of her words had begun to mesh into one very long sentence that you hadn't been keeping up with, and before you knew it, you had absentmindedly walked across the long room with her, and now you were standing at the foot of her luxurious throne. Queen often invited you to sit with her on the throne. You usually perched on the armrest while the two of you went about spectating and playfully harassing people. This occurred so often that there was a slight dip in the armrest from your constant sitting on it.

Queen sat down and elegantly crossed her left leg over her right. She slung her arm around your waist to guide you to sit with her. With a bit of difficulty (due to how large the throne was), you made it to your usual spot, your legs neatly tucked under yourself. Queen reached her free hand over to smooth out your dress for you.

"Have I Told You That You Look Cool"

You grinned and nodded, leaning against her, a giddy feeling in your heart. Now that you could finally get a word in, you accepted the compliment. "Thank you!" You replied sweetly, "You look perfect, as usual, your Majesty," you replied in a frolicsome tone. Queen gave a pleased smile, lifting her glass to sip her battery acid. After a long sip, she looked at you again.

"Thank You Sweetie ILY-" she hiccupped, hand briefly pressing against her chest as she did. It was unclear if it was genuine or if she had done it to distract from the fact she said 'ILY' without thinking. She was never the type to shy away from showing over the top affection, but dropping "I love you" was different for her.

You just took it in a friendly way. "Love you, too!"

Queen's screen briefly flashed what looked like a keyboard smash.

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Part 2 coming soon 👀 she's so silly fr darling I adore her terribly

Request Guidelines!

~Love, HotPinkBoots

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[throwmeabonepleaseandthankyou]

Introduction ~

Do you want your very own bones? Do you want multiple different types of bones?

You've come to the right place, here you can have all the bones you want!

If you're not sure what this means, look no further! I have the perfect explanation! It's.. It's a Undertale Headcanon account. I'm answering prompts you guys send in.

I also accept AUs! Here's a list of AUs + characters I will do(As well as the names I will refer them to) :

Undertale : Sans, Papyrus, Muffet, Grillby, Toriel, Mettaton... (More to be added) Underswap : Sans(Cobalt), Papyrus(Honey) Underfell : Sans(Red), Papyrus(Edge), Grillby, Mettaton Swapfell Purple : Sans(Nox), Papyrus(Rus) Fellswap Red : Sans(Cherry), Papyrus(Pup) Fellswap Gold : Sans(Wine), Papyrus(Coffee) Outertale : Sans(Moon), Papyrus(Sun), Grillby Horrortale : Sans(Oak), Papyrus(Willow) Reapertale : Sans(Crow), Papyrus(Dove) Dʁԍɑwꓕɑɼԍ : Dream, Nightmare X-Tale : Sans(Cross), Gaster, Mettaton, Muffet Some other unspecified AUs : Error, Ink, Fresh, Dust, Killer And maybe some others if you bring them up!

I ain't a very strict person, but I do ask you don't ask any asks that contain heavy gore or NSFW as to keep the blog sorta PG-13-ish for everyone. Also, try to keep your character selection at a maximum of 10(ten)! I am not a RP account, so any RP-like asks will be ignored and sent to the shadow realm. If you ask anything personal, depending on what they are, I might just answer them!

And that's it! Enjoy!

Oh, and also, refer to me as Woofers and with He/They!

[tooti-fruiti]

UNDERTALE BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND SCENARIOS

Their nicknames for you

-TORIEL

Dear/Dearest

Sweetheart/Sweetie

"Good morning dear, how did you sleep?"

"Hi sweetheart, how was your day?"

-SANS

(N/n)

Babe/Babes

Booger

(If you're a girl, he'll call you toots as well)

"sup (n/n), how you doing?"

"babe, have you seen my ketchup?"

"surprise booger."

"hey toots, nice to wake up to your pretty face"

-PAPYRUS

Papyrus doesn't give you any nicknames.

But if you ask him to give you one, he'll call you sweetheart.

"(Y/N)! CAN YOU HELP ME IN THE KITCHEN?"

"SWEETHEART, HAVE YOU SEEN MY SCARF?"

-UNDYNE

Babes

(N/n)

"BABES, GUESS WHAT?!"

"HEY (N/N), YOU READY TO GO?"

-ALPHYS

Alphys doesn't give you any nicknames

She tried to one time, but ended up embarrassing herself.

"H-Hey (Y/n)! L-Look at the new anime I f-found!"

"H-H-Hey m-m-muffincake...y-yeah I'm never doing th-that again, sorry."

-METTATON

Mettaton gives you all the name nicknames he gives everyone else, but he puts "my" in front of it, to make it exclusive to you.

"MY DARLING, CLOSE YOUR EYES. THIS NEW EYESHADOW IS PERFECT FOR YOU."

-ASGORE

Dear/Dearest

Honey/Hun

"I brought you some moew flowers, dear."

"Howdy honey, I made you some food."

-MUFFET

Muffet gives you the same nickname she gives everyone else.

Dearie.

But she will also call you by your name.

"Dearie! I have something for you!"

"(Y/n), some of my spiders are missing. Did you see where they went?"

-GRILLBY

Grillby doesn't give you any nicknames.

He just calls you by your name, or he won't call you anything.

"(Y/n), can you come here please?"

-GASTER

Darling

Dear/Dearest

"👎︎♋︎❒︎●︎♓︎■︎♑︎, ⬥︎□︎◆︎●︎♎︎ ⍓︎□︎◆︎ ♑︎♓︎❖︎♏︎ ❍︎♏︎ ♋︎ ♒︎♋︎■︎♎︎ ◻︎●︎♏︎♋︎⬧︎♏︎✍︎?"

"👍︎□︎❍︎♏︎ ♒︎♏︎❒︎♏︎ 👎︎♏︎♋︎❒︎♏︎⬧︎⧫︎, ✋︎ ⬥︎♋︎■︎⧫︎ ⧫︎□︎ ⬧︎♒︎□︎⬥︎ ⍓︎□︎◆︎ ⬧︎□︎❍︎♏︎⧫︎♒︎♓︎■︎♑︎"

[Translations: Darling, could you give me a hand here? (And) Come here Dearest, I want to show you something]

(Hope you enjoyed. Stay tuned for more and have a good day)

[deathdestructiondoom]

Snippets from my discord discussion with @honey-and-lemon-gt except I'm not giving any context.

Most are just random crap.

Yep that's me. You're probably wondering how i got in this situation.

Anyone with the same problem?

Plot twist : We were not talking about Akito if you're wondering.

air

Juni was replying to one of my message and i ain't showing it.

Indeed that is the true answer

Mettaton

Don't ask how we got to this point.

You should be scared @wistie

[papytonpropaganda]

Would you answer 47 und 65 (for Walls I guess ;} from the ask game if you're still up to it?

Also, in case you're celebrating it, Happy Halloween! 🎃🎃🦇

aw thank you, a belated happy halloween to you too!!

47. Is there a trope that you’ve written before but are now sick of?

hmmmm, not really tbh. at most I could say, those times when I've written a lot of fluff one-shots in a short period of time, I sometimes get a bit tired of that and long for Walls-caliber angst, haha.

65. If you wrote a sequel to [insert fic], what would happen in it?

oh honey believe me, Walls is gonna have sequels. generally speaking they're actually not as Papyton-focused, but Papyrus and Mettaton are very important characters regardless. I'm really excited to get to what Pixie and I have planned!

[zelphin124]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOO I can't believe I missed that I completely forgot the concept thingggggg and I had planned to give a different concept to every person I asked that tooooooo man uhhhhh ima just say based on a zinnia flower (ah I'm an idiot now to try and fix all my mistakes)

It's all good! Oo! a Zinnia flower~

*insert quick google search here*

RIGHT, SO- going off of question number 8, in the UTMV, let's veer away from the Sanses real quick... Hear me out: Zinnia!Alphys!

Zinnia!Alphys is not a regular Alphys. She's still quiet and nervous, but she studies honey- and different kinds of honey. She also studies colors. She's an assistant to Zinnia!Mettaton with fashion because of her expertise on colors!

Zinnia!Alphys is pink like most zinnia flowers, and her spikes are incredibly flakey like that on the flower. Her eyes are a flakey yellow and her glasses are water droplets! She has a yellow and orange striped dress that's held together by a sticky honey she invented. She also loves to do her nails.

Zinnia!Undye has a fascination with bees and flowers, so when Zinnia!Alphys can, she tries to design a colorful bouquet for her friend, and they love to frolick in snowdin where tons of bluebells grow. Zinnia!Alphys her real love interest is the brave and gentle knight of the royal guard, Zinnia!Papyrus.

And quite possibly, Zinnia!Alphys has to team up with Zinnia!Toriel and Zinnia!Asgore to stop the villianous duo, Zinnia!Sans and Zinnia!Muffet.

That's all I got for now! Thank you for the idea! It was fun to play with!

[askct]

Hey Mettaton, why the yelling? Surely you know you can catch more flies with honey than with vinegar.

sorry, I was being dramatic, and....hah? But, thank you for the ask, darling.-mtt

[ivyprism]

Aldrich: That’s great, love.

Cyrus moves Morgan off to the side. Kioko is shaking still and is curled up in a ball.

Cyrus: I don’t think Kioko sees this Dolce as a threat. It’s more likely his actions unintentionally triggered something.

Morgan: What are you implying…?

Cyrus: You and I both know the answer to that.

Morgan sighs.

Morgan: And I thought that they didn’t have any problems.

———

N: When you’re done with blocking those numbers, do you want to exchange numbers?

Astrea: This is... Rather intriguing. But concerning.

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Hydrangea: I don't mind... But there are a lot of them.

[transprincemlmw]

Halloween- What’s the best costume that you’ve ever had? 

Oh, you asked my favorite question on the list, mon ami~ Because I'm a cosplayer, there's a LOT to choose from >:3

The BEST is probably my Musical Mettaton cosplay, I'll admit the makeup wasn't the BEST, but I'm really limited because of skin allergies to pretty much all costume makeup, so I can't just use silver facepaint and call it a day, I have to take 28 billion extra steps to get a sub-par result. I've gotten better in quarantine at it, just, ya know... Don't have cons to wear it at. Pics from 2 different cons, with the last one being the better one, obviously

The dress train is, like, 3 feet behind me, and it's REALLY fucking GORGEOUS when I'm walking in the dress

But I, however, DID enter in a cosplay contest with my Majora's Mask Link cosplay.

This was back when I was, God, I think I was 16 here? I've outgrown all but the bunny hat, so I have to rebuild it sometime. I remember my dad was NOT happy with how short I made the tunic, but I still was bound and determined to be as accurate as I could with my $25 budget /srs, I didn't get an allowance, so I was limited on moolah

My most POPULAR, so far, has been my namesake, Honey-senpai from OHSHC! People ADORE it when I dress up as him, and I've actually been gifted sweets in this cosplay!

Regular Mettaton EX is very popular as well, especially when I bring my bedazzled chainsaw and my brother dresses up as Burgerpants. I really gotta fix that chainsaw, it's fallen into SUCH disrepair.

Those are probably my best ones, but that may be subject to change, though, I'm currently building 2 of them, Joker from Persona 5 (the coat flows SO gayly in the wind and I adore it so much, I'm REALLY looking forward to that one, it makes me SO gender euphoric because thiefcore, and I don't even have all parts yet), and Spamton from Deltarune: Chapter 2!

Side note, a very DISTANT goal is a cosplay for my Linksona, who is a prince, but my arthritis makes it difficult to embroider, and the gold accents make it kinda necessary, and I have NO idea how I'll do his fucked up little knee guards. But it'd look very cool because princecore, even if no one will have at clue who the hell I'm cosplaying (if you see the second cape to the left, he has 2 designs, one for ceremonial purposes, and one for everyday purposes, but I don't really wanna cosplay the ceremonial one and have people think I'm just doing genderswapped Zelda)

[ratsoh-writes]

When life gives you lemons…

Sans: you give life ketchup. It’s called bartering.

Papyrus: you make lemonade to share with your friends!! Then ask life for more lemons cause that stuff was nice!

Star: you use the lemons as target practice for your gun, then regret your life decisions when you realize your little bro could’ve made lemon bars.

Honey: dunno? Make lemon bars? Is this a trick question?

Red: you throw them at the neighbors dogs who won’t stop barking at 3am

Edge: you make lemonade and refuse to share with anyone. Especially not dirty *ss brothers who can’t clean up their own dishes

Mal: you dry them out to make a nice cleaner for your kitchen counter

Cash: you peel it like an orange and offer “orange slices” to your friends

Oak: you leave it on your desk and forget about it for two weeks

Willow: you sprinkle a little sugar on top and have it with your morning crepe! Delicious!

Charm: you eat that sucker raw because of a dare.

Sugar: you leave them in the fruit bowl on the kitchen, then go on a shopping spree for more fruits cause the lemons looked lonely

Lord: you debate squeezing one right on your nosy *ss friends pristine white shirt, then remember you actually like said friend

Mutt: you feed a slice to your baby raccoon, tape it, and get her famous on the undernet

Wine: you dry out some slices and put them in decorative candles.

Coffee: you give them to your brother. Who needs lemons these days?

Pop: you feed them to the eels in the creek behind the power plant .

Rhythm: you make a lovely strawberry lemonade for your students! They practiced hard and deserve the treat!

Pluto: you cross breed them with a magical plant to see if you can create a new crop staple, then you get bored and move on to a new interest

Jupiter: you give them to star cause he ran out of lemons for target practice

G: you reject the lemons and demand oranges instead

Green: you politely accept and immediately begin making a thank you letter for life’s generosity. You and life are now pen pals

Peaches: you plant the seeds and grow a lemon empire! Mwahahahahah

Rancher: you throw them at the gosh dang crows who won’t stay out of your field

Snipe: you shoot life. How did you get into my house???

Bruiser: you squeeze the juice into your enemies eyes.

Ace: you leave a lemon on life’s doorstep every morning, then their car, then their desk, then their bedroom pillow. Life spirals into insanity. Just as they’re being carted to the inane asylum, you leave one last lemon in their cell

Slim: you make a poorly timed wattpad “lemon” joke

Butch: you squeeze the juice into your enemies open wounds

Boss: you put the lemon slices on the fish you’re grilling (and flick the juice into your enemies eyes)

Lilac: you are older and wiser, so you leave one lemon aside before using the rest as target practice. But it was all for naught. Your brother needed two lemons to make the lemon bars

Basil: you make lemon bars, but you don’t question why. Life is too short for questions

Rust: you resist the urge to feed the lemons to your kids

Noir: you feed the lemons to rusts kids and laugh at their little scrunched faces

Lush: you resell the lemons as organic for twice the price even though they’re literally just normal lemons

Pepper: you make a lovely face mask to bleach your bones with

Sparks: you squeeze a little lemon juice in your water then act like you’re a fancy actor all day

Salt: you hide your lemons from your psychotic friends

Gears: you enchant the lemons into lemon mettaton. It goes up in flames in two minutes. Dammit

Compass: you sleep with the lemon next to your pillow cause it smells nice :)

[haveyouseenthisskeleton]

UNDERTALE ASK BLOG - PRESENTATION (2024 UPDATE)

Hello! I’m Myfanwi, 27 years old and adoptive parent of two chinchillas, Thor and Mjöllnir. I have ADHD and I'm currently struggling to have my autism diagnosis.

I’m a French writer (she/they, I don’t care), so my English might be weird sometimes, but I’ll do my best. I’m currently looking for a job in France, and failing it a lot.

I started this blog on February 3rd 2021, and we're still here and active. I'm taking Undertale (canon and AU) headcanon requests from people and answering them with my characters.

The askbox is always open so don't hesitate to participate!

I also write Undertale French fanfiction here and here.

1 - You can ask whatever you want, except heavy sexual things. If I'm not comfortable with an ask, I will say it. You can send as many asks as you want. The askbox is always open, I don't close it.

2 - I’m ok with angst and touchy subjects. I’m also very very LGBT+ friendly (I’m aroace and enby btw).

3 - I don’t do match-ups except during some rare events. I don't do RP interactions (= answering people asking things to the characters directly), only headcanons (= writing things ABOUT the characters).

4 - Please, select a maximum of 12 characters per ask. The character list is right under this section. By default, if not mentioned, I’ll go with the main skeletons: Undertale, Underfell, Underswap, Horrortale, Swapfell & Fellswap Gold Sans & Papyrus.

5 - You can ask for interactions between several of my characters too, even if they are from different alternative universes. For convenience, they are magically all living in the same world. You can have more info right here [The link is coming soon, I'm reworking on it].

6 - I'm fine with personal questions and asks about my fanfictions too!

7 - Fanarts and fanfiction are welcome. Don't hesitate to tag me so I can reblog your art!

8 - If you find a spelling mistake, don't hesitate to point it out. I prefer these comments on recent posts, as I have more than 2000 posts on my blog and can't physically review them all.

Click on a name to get more info about the character!

If there's no link attached to a character's name, please refer to this old post for a small description. The character sheets are currently being rewritten, but it takes time.

Undertale : Sans, Papyrus, Toriel, Asgore, Undyne, Alphys, Frisk (Adult), Chara (Adult), Mettaton, Gaster, Grillby, Muffet, Burgerpants, Asriel, Flowey, Gerson.

Underfell: Sans (Red), Papyrus (Edge), Undyne (Storm), Alphys (Amy), Grillby (Ash)

Underswap: Sans (Blue), Papyrus (Honey), Undyne (Abigail), Alphys (Savage)

Horrortale: Sans (Oak), Papyrus (Willow), Toriel (Old Lady), Grillby (Ember)

Horrorswap: Sans (Nugget), Papyrus (Pumpkin)

Horrorfell: Sans (Copper), Papyrus (Chief)

Horrorswapfell: Sans (Bear), Papyrus (Tiger)

Swapfell: Sans (Nox), Papyrus (Rus)

Fellswap Gold: Sans (Wine), Papyrus (Coffee)

Outertale: Sans (Moon), Papyrus (Sun)

Dancetale: Sans (Rambo), Papyrus (Salsa)

Dancefell: Sans (Rumba), Papyrus (Tango)

Farmtale: Sans (Sam), Papyrus (Ben)

Mafiatale: Sans (Demon), Papyrus (Creeper)

Mafiafell: Sans (Fang), Papyrus (Torpedo)

Other skeletons: Ink, Error, Disbelief!Papyrus (Delta), Dustale!Sans (Dune) - Killer!Sans (Killer)

HELPFUL LINKS

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MASTERPOSTS

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FANFICTIONS

Completed - The Doppelganger [Underfell & Horrortale] | Out of the closet [Undertale] | 7 a.m. in the neighborhood [Undertale]

In progress - Horrortale: Rotten Apple [Horrortale] | What is best for humankind [Undertale prequel] | No weakness [Underfell] | Remember the good days [Undertale] | A heart in a cage [Undertale]

[hotpinkboots]

hiii is it ok if I ask what requests you got right now ??? Ty

Hi honey :D Here's a list!:

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Scrap Baby x Reader Comfort (FNaF)

ENA x Fem!Reader w/ADHD (ENA)

Mrs. Lovett x Reader who loves baking (Sweeney Todd)

Nadja x Reader Fluff (WWDITS)

Dr. Frank-N-Furter x Reader Comfort (TRHPS)

Yandere!Mettaton x Famous!Reader (Undertale)

Dr. Frank-N-Furter x Fem!Reader w/a praise kink (TRHPS)

White Diamond w/a Reader who hasn't moved on from their ex (Steven Universe)

Zardy x Reader (reader trimming his "hair" (straw) for him) (Zardy's Maze)

DJ Grooves x Clumsy!Reader (AHiT)

Clingy!Mettaton x Stoic!Reader (Undertale)

Yandere!Jevil x Reader (Deltarune)

Mettaton x Poetic!Reader (Undertale)

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Some of these have been in my inbox for quite awhile now and I haven't gotten around to them yet because this year has been really busy, but once things clear up (which is very soon) and after the holidays, I'll get to work on them :D

[coolpapyton95]

Calm in the Storm

Series: Undertale LGBT Pride Month 2017, Part 1 Rating: G Words: 549 Warnings: none Relationship: Papyrus x Mettaton Read on AO3

Thunderstorms are one of Papyrus's worst fears. Fortunately, he doesn't have to face them alone. 

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Papyrus shuddered as harsh rain beat against the windows. He was cocooned in all the blankets on Mettaton’s bed, trying to shield himself from the howling midnight thunderstorm outside. He flinched at every flash of lightning and curled up more tightly at every crack of thunder.

Since moving to the surface, Papyrus had figured out one of his worst fears. He had never experienced a weather system so loud and overwhelmingly large in the Underground, and every sound was murder on his overly-sensitive hearing. Normally he would retreat to the basement of his house and put on his headphones until it was over, but Mettaton’s penthouse didn’t have a basement, and Papyrus hadn’t brought his headphones.

Mettaton was asleep next to him. Papyrus wanted so badly to wake him for comfort, but he didn’t want to disturb his boyfriend so late at night.

That ended up not mattering, however, since the next crash of thunder shook the entire apartment complex, scaring the robot right out of sleep mode.

He blinked, staring around confusedly until he saw Papyrus sobbing with anxiety. “Papy, dearest, what’s wrong? Is it the storm? Why didn’t you wake me up?” he demanded alarmedly, sitting up and taking the skeleton’s face in his hands.

Papyrus wiped his eyes fruitlessly. “I-I’m sorry, Metta, I just—it’s all too much and I didn’t want to bother you when you had a long day at work today and needed rest—”

“Oh, darling, please, it isn’t a bother at all to help you.” Mettaton kissed his forehead. “I’ll fix this for you somehow, baby. Hold on.”

Mettaton turned on the bedside table lamp and looked around hurriedly for a solution to the problem. He spotted his walk-in closet door. What was it Alphys had once said about fabrics and clothes? That they could help deaden noise, that was it! “Come here, honey,” he whispered soothingly as he pulled Papyrus out of the blankets. He kept his arms around his boyfriend as he led him into the closet and sat him in the corner amongst his clothing. “Stay here a minute.”

Papyrus was perplexed and frightened, but he listened. He watched as Mettaton dragged in the pillows and sheets from their bed and made some sort of nest out of them on the floor. Then the robot brought in his computer and turned on some gentle jazz music.

Papyrus crawled into the blanket nest as Mettaton shut the door tight and dimmed the lights so the room was softly illuminated.

“How is this, Papy?” Mettaton asked as he dropped down next to him.

“S’lovely,” Papyrus murmured faintly, his fear already fading away. The clothes in the closet really did help to cushion the sounds outside, and he could no longer see the cruel bolts of lightning that forewarned of torture to his eardrums.

“Would you like to watch something, or talk, or just sleep?”

“Just—just sleep, I think.”

Mettaton scooted under the blankets and pulled Papyrus flush against him, the skeleton’s head resting on his chest. Papyrus focused on the gentle hum and soothing vibration of the robot’s metal body until he could hear nor feel anything else.

“Thank you for everything, Mettaton,” he whispered.

Mettaton kissed his skull once more. “Anything for you, dearest. I’m always here for you.”

[non-bionical-mecha-dude]

FANDOMS, CHARACTERS, HEADCANNONS, ONE SHOT, FANFICS, RULES & STUFF

Hello! Sorry if this is messy, I just wanted to lay down some ground rules! If you have any questions or asks, then feel free to let me know!

ALSO, KEEP IN MIND, I HAVE ADHD, AND I OFTEN FORGET SOCIAL MEDIA EXISTS, AND MAY DISAPPEAR RANDOMLY. IF YOU DECIDE TO REQUEST SOMETHING, PLEASE UNDERSTAND, IT MAY TAKE ME A LONG WHILE, I APOLOGIZE IN ADVANCE AND THANK YOU FOR YOUR PATIENCE!!

Undertale/Deltarune

Sans

Papyrus

Alphys

Undyne

Temmie (PLATONIC ONLY)

Muffet

Toriel (PLATONIC ONLY)

Asgore (PLATONIC ONLY)

Mettaton

Napstablook (PLATONIC ONLY)

Flowey (PLATONIC ONLY)

Frisk and Chara (PLATONIC ONLY)

Annoying dog/toby (PLATONIC ONLY)

Kris

Susie

Ralsei

Lancer (PLATONIC ONLY)

Noelle

Birdly

Roulx Kard

Seam

Jevil

Queen

Swatch

Spamton

Tasque Manager

The Addisions

Dream Daddy

Robert

Damien

Craig

Hugo

Mat

Amanda (PLATONIC ONLY)

Detroit become human

Ralph

Connor

RK900

Markus

Gavin

North

Stardew Valley

Literally all of the bachelors

Penny

Abigail

Resident Evil Village

Alcina Demitrescu

Karl Heisenberg

Donna Beneviento

Overwatch

Hanzo Shimada

Genji Shimada

Cole Cassidy (Mcree)

Gabriel Reyes (Reaper)

Lucio Correia Dos Santos

Mei

Hana Song (D.Va)

Ashe

Lena Oxtan (Tracer)

Bastion (ONLY PLATONIC)

Jack Morrison (Soldier 76)

My Hero Academia

Katsuki Bakugou

Shoto Todoroki

Izuku Midoriya

Tenya Iida

Denki Kaminari

Ejirou Kirishima

Ochako Uraraka

Tamaki Amajiki

Togata Mirio

Toga Himiko

Mina Ashido

Shota Aizawa

Eri (PLATONIC ONLY)

Ouran Highschool Host Club

Tamaki

Kyoya

Hikarou

Haruhi

Kaoru

Mori

Honey (PLATONIC ONLY)

Seven deadly sins

Ban

King

Gowther

Diane

Gilthunder

Meliodis

Merlin

Dereri

Escannor

Toilet Bound Hanako-Kun

Hanako-Kun

Yashiro

Mistuba

Kou

Tsukagimori

Tsukasa

Aoi Akane (the time keeper)

DeathNote

Mello

L

Light

Misa

Mitsuba

Near (PLATONIC ONLY)

Seduce me the Otome

James

Erik

Sam

Matthew

Damien

Malik

Diana

Harry Potter

Harry Potter

Ronald Weasley

Hermione Granger

Draco Malfoy

Professor Snape

Tom Riddle

FNAF Security Breach (ALL PLATONIC ONLY)

Sunrise/Moondrop

Glamrock Freddy

Montgomery Gator

Glamrock Chica

Roxanne Wolf

DJ Music Man/tiny music man

Wet floor sign bots

Map bot

LotR/Hobbit

Bilbo

Thorin

Tauriel

Thranduil

Legolas

Sam-Wise

Mary

Pip

Aragorn

Gimli

Fili

Kili

Bard

Gladriel

Arwen

TMNT 2012

Donatello

Raphael

Leonardo

Mikey

Splinter (PLATONIC ONLY)

ROTTMNT

Donatello

Raphael

Leonardo

Mikey

April O'Neil

Big Mama

TMNT Bayverse

Leo

Raph

Donnie

Mikey

April

Vern

Mr. Sacks

Casey Jones

Hellboy (2004-2008)

Hellboy

Abe Sapien

John Myers

Johann Krauss

Liz Sherman

Prince Nadja

Princess Nuala

✨Lego Monkie Kid✨

MK

Mei

Red Son

Tang

Sun Wukong

Macaque

Ao Lie

Azure Lion

Spider Queen

✨Sparkles✨ mean I'm currently hyperfixating on this topic at the moment and will have a higher chance of writing for this/these one('s)

While these are not all the fandoms I'm in, these are the ones I'm most comfortable with writing about

Some rules:

I may or may not write smut? I'm not sure since I haven't really done it, but I will NOT write smut for characters under the age of 21

I won't write anything that has to do with the reader being super OP or being half of like, literally everything

When it comes to Y/N being an anthropomorphic animal/human or half of that, if stuff like that is canon in the fandom, then I'll write it (like a half human half monster for Undertale, or a Cat person for TMNT) but if stuff like that just doesn't exist in that world, then I most likely won't write it

I won't write a character being a racist, rapist, homophobic, transphobic or anything like that, those things are fucked up and aren't ok and that character I may write, might be someone else's comfort character and I don't want to ruin a character for someone

I won't write a character as being an abuser, sure, I could say they where abused some way in the past if it is relevant to the fic, but I will not write a character being an abuser themselves, that's just not right

I won't write yandere characters, it just feels to toxic to me to have someone be THAT possessive of someone

If a character is canonically underage, I will not age them up, if a reader or character is being romantically shipped with the underage character, the reader/character must and will be underage as well

(Keep in mind I might add rules or change certain rules)

I can do:

LGBTQ+(THIS ABSOLUTELY INCLUDES ASEXUAL AND AROMANTIC)

Any gender for reader, if not specified, I shall do gender neutral

I will write angst and mental health related topics of asked

I will absolutely 100% write a character or reader with ADHD and other neurodiversities

I can do shipping fanfics! Although, it depends on the characters, but I may be able to write it, even if I don't entirely agree with the ship! AS LONG as it is not anything like AbuserXvictim or MinorXadult or anything like that.

As a writer, I hope that I may advance in my writing skills, as well as have fun with what I write, so, I ask as many requests as your heart's desire!

Remember, I have every right as a writer to deny a request if I'm not comfortable with writing it.

HAVE A GREAT DAY YOU BEAUTIFUL/HANDSOME BITCHES, BROS AND BO BURNHAM HOES! (See what I did there?)